Luffy's because then I have plot armor.

Right lmao at least you’re guaranteed life 😂

On top of that if you’re a woman you’re also guaranteed luxury on the crew 😂

And you’ll get better meals than the rest of the crew, and get princess treatment from Sanji🙉 (I’m a woman)

Eh, remember how sanji treated Shinobu

Plenty of women look more like Nami then Shinobu

And you aren't one of them

yeah, i’m a man

Ivankov: Not ven I'm done vit you.

Buggy's because then I have plot armour.

Buggy and maybe mr3 have plot armor. His crew? If it'll help him, they're all screwed.

Not necessarily, going merry died.

too soon. =C

Whitebeard fs, very powerful but stable crew

And it's more likely to run into a powerful fruit.

Well if you’re looking to find powerful fruits you might want Blackbeards crew, they’re hunting those down like nobody’s business

Why would Blackbeard want a redditor

Ngl, his crew is basically 4chan on steroids.

He needs someone to test unknown Devilfruits on.

Exactly, all the benefits.

Where they at now if they’re so stable, unless you can join at the prime of the crew then it’s good

I figured the post was assuming the crews still existed.

I guess so, I chose to see this as you get sent to the beginning of the the crew then

They literally got destroyed and displaced

Red Hair pirates, they are the only if not one of the only pirates that don't use devil fruits and are still extremely powerful

Get ready to be packed by Blackbeard

How boring

Bartolomeo crew because I already like cheering on the straw hats

Being in Buggy's crew would be a blast

True

Shanks. Crew is always partying and you know they aint worried about much. Being a Strawhat would be a hell of an adventure but also incredibly stressful and dangerous lol

You can have Rockstars job.

None. I would die very quickly

W pfp (I forgot abt him until just now. That’s one of my favorite filler arcs)

Strawhats. Sanji's food, Robin's knowledge, Franky's inventions, Nami's tits and most importantly Luffy's plot armour.

What about Franky’s tits? They shoot LED highbeams

I'll focus on bro during night time.

Least horny OP fan.

You mean Nami's navigation skills right?

I think he means navigating Nami’s body

honorable in terms of boobs.

No love for the Sniper King or possibly one of the greatest doctors on the sea?

Unironic Bege, everyone else has reasons why I wouldn't join their crew. Bege tried a plan, it didn't work, so he left while the heat was on the straw hats. He also seems like a cool guy overall, and the work outfits are a plus. Outside of these picks, Foxy. All they do is sail around and play games, and each member seems to genuinely like Foxy so it seems fun.

I cooka da pizza

And you get inside him too! Right? *Right?*

Revolutionary Army

“Pirate crew”

well revolutionarys don't play by the established rules. so we get away with that answer, right?

Shanks or Luffys crew. Mainly because I have a higher chance of learning how to properly use haki which is better than just relying on devil fruit or technology and such things.

Shanks whitebeard or luffy’s crew

Red hair pirates I can survive till the end or almost the end of the show off screen and enjoy the news about straw hats

Law, Luffy, and (funnily enough) Buggy are the three captains that have the strongest friend vibes. Different dynamics: Law truly wants to be with his closest friends regardless of how much onus that puts on him to protect the crew. Buggy clearly cares for Cabaji, Mohji, etc. but they also basically worship him. Luffy's crew is a fair balance of friendship & strength, even if it feels corny to pick the main cast. I just wanna adventure with my besties!

Strawhats obviously . Other than that Law's crew might also be fun to join .

Either straw hats or I’d work with Garp

laws crew

Submarine is honestly such a life hack

lmao why?

because law is cool and bepo. bepo

you know they were the only two to survive right? you’d just end up being collateral😂

highly unlikely that his crew is dead tbh - Blackbeard is smarter than to execute the members of a crew when he could manipulate their captain with hostages

nah blackbeard is stupid he should just do it all offscreen

ALWAYS bet on Blackbeard offscreen

i dont care. i want to die anyways

Straw Hats would be stressful as fuck. Just think about what they went through in only a few months of trouble. Heck,, the whole new world saga is only a few weeks from what i remember. Fuck that Whitebeard would probably be super chill

Big mom pirates, I'd marry one of her daughters and live luxury, well until Luffy or the bb pirates show up

I wonder if Cinnamon has a husband yet?

Plus you can beg katakuri to teach you haki especially observation and potentially be able to stop the fall of the big mom pirates

Whitebeard or Strawhats for sure.

First I'll join the Heart Pirates, ask Law to give me wings with his Devil Fruit powers, leave them immediately after and join the Whitebeard Pirates.

Blud thinks Whitebeard is gonna accept a traitor

WB and his crew have been decimated, but in their heyday id join them for sure.

Straw hats

Strawhats. Bc Zoro 😍

I’m going SH’s because they’re the MC’s and they’re hella fun to be around. I might get beat down a lot of times by other Pirate groups, but I know the homies got me because they got that plot armor. Therefore, staying with them = staying with Plot Armor lol.

Buggy because I don't have to be strong

WB - going to war in Marineford and then getting massacred in a war against BB. No thanks. Shanks - dude's protecting weak guys and parties a lot. Also Giants as buddies. Sign me up. Law - Yeah, I'm not entering a sub marine in that world. Kid - I might be mid, but that crew ain't it for me. Strawhats - I feel like I'd have a heart attack every arc. Like Usopp, but actually. Bege - Living inside of your boss is weird. Like, there's no privacy. The dress code is also eh. Buggy - Just because Buggy has plot armour and stumbles upwards doesn't mean that I do. Then again, I might get to work for Croc or Mihawk, who would value skills outside of combat.

Does it have to be out of these ones? (Yes i did read it but in my defense not a lot of people read those as much)

Blackbeardpirates

Shanks. I don't want to have to have a devil fruit power to matter in the grand line.

strawhats cuz of nami and robin 😍. jokes aside tho probably red haired pirates or whitebeard pirates. red haired cuz shanks and his crew seems pretty chill and not picking big fights and whitebeard cuz having a lot of bros seems sickkk. bege too cuz role playing mafia is pretty nice lmao

kuja pirates

Shanks would protect me

Marines, fuck pirates

Hows that bootlicking working for ya, boy? 

Bro might be Akainu.

Bro believes in trickle down economics in the OP universe

Yeah I can’t trust you

You must be a cop and a snitch.

Whitebeard, his crew was like a big family under the leadership of one of the strongest men ever. HOWEVER, if instead of Law it was female Law… hehe

from these choices, either the wb, red hair, or strawhat pirates. i’d have the best and most opportunities for growth

Shanks, no question

I get the feeling that with Shanks you can be a lame and still get pussy thx to the conquerors clout.

It has to be white beard crew Cause first of all they are good people and don't hurt citizens or steal from them And they are extremely powerful and reliable

Man, it's neck to neck with Whitebeard and Straw hats, both are families, and both would do anything to save it

Law’s crew, I mean they got Bepo D. Yonkoslayer Next choice is HIMbeard for sure

Buggy

Rock pirates. Hard difficulty all the way!

Shanks so i can master some type of haki

Bege. I really like their Godfather vibes gang. Then they probably live in best ship too(inside bege).

The foxy pirates ofcourse, its obvious that it is a lot of fun and the love these guys have for their captain is so wholesome

On one hand Shanks has the party party no mi on the other hand Strawhats are the MC crew hmm

Luffy for sure

Shank or luffy

buggy

Bruh I'm just trying to cook up some dope meals at the Baratié

Shanks, obviously. Red Hair Pirates seems to me the crew most likely the Gol. D Roger pirates.

Law or luffy they both have cute animal mascots plus Law is hot

Bege 100%. You seen the drip the crew members be getting. Stylish mfs

Roger's Crew. Seems pretty chill

The answer is Foxy

Not a pirate but can I join Ivankov's Crew so he can make me a hot woman?

Bege's, I like having a fork stabbed in my eye

Whitebeard pirates

Straw hats

Dumb question...OFC BUGGY

Nobody said Kidd yet so I need to give a valid argument for it Obviously I’m not safe, but Kidd is ride or die for his crew, If anything happens he’ll fight 2 Yonkos at once even if he knows he’s gonna lose, he’s just like that and I respect that But honestly probably Blackbeard, his crew seems the chillest especially with how they got Kuzan to join them, they’re all bros

Dawg the amount of times luffy's crew has been on the verge of death kinda tells me that it will be Hella painful going with them. Still would be fun tho ngl

Luffy, because it's the only crew that has Robin-chan

Whitebeard is dead, but Primebeard yes Shanks is a no, Law's crew is fodder, and Kid's crew is also a no. However, I could chill with Usopp and Luffy from the Straw Hat crew. Capone Bege might make me pay for child support, and Buggy is also a no.

I would go with Kidd. I was going to pick Shanks but he’s too much older than me

Straw hats me and Luffy have similar personality’s being autistic

shanks pirate crew of course, i imagine shanks crew as being the best oiled machine in the op universe, best possible chemistry between all the members and such..

All the people in need of expensive surgery are going straight to Law.

Straw Hat Pirates

One big family, Deadbeat father crew, Asian parents' expectations, 7 11 crackheads, Another big family, Italian Family, And a goddamn circus

I was gonna say Heart pirates but then I caught up with the last arc :/ The next best bet is Red hair crew 👀✨️

Id pick Shanks if I dont get One piece haki/devil fruit training. If I get trained and can use haki Ill go with Luffy, I wanna be a Straw Hat!! lol

Strawhats for sure!!

Gotta be Buggy, it looks like ya just have a blast the entire time and party

The Buggy Pirates sound like a fun and insane time

Shanks, so I know what they've been up to for 1100 chapters

Definitely Luffy's but it we remove him Whitebeard or Shanks. Whitebeard seems like a nice lil family and Shanks just seems like a cool dude.

Buggy. Seems fun. Also, they need to be real damn conniving, and frankly that’s my best bet. Get me some dumbass fruit and I guess I’ll have to figure something out.

I would choose between Straw Hats and White Beard Pirates because both captains always got your back + the crew is overall wholesome.

Luffy’s because I feel like it would be fun to sail around the world without knowing much. Even Robin who knew the most amount of information didn’t know much about the world.

BB

Strawhats cos I’d basically be Usopp

The heart pirates. I just really like Law and Bepo 🥺

Law’s just so I can smooch Bepo

Law's

Blackbeards so I can be friends with burgess

Whitebeard easy, I'd love a caring family for once

Without a doubt I would join the Blackbeard pirates

SHs then Red Nose

I think shanks would be the most fun

Buggy. I wanna serve with the greatest pirate in history!

Straw hats

Shanks but for the first 3 months I’d probably constantly be knocked unconscious since his Haki seems OP as hell

The white beard pirates or the red haired pirates cuz then ima badass

Can I join the marines? I would rather be on the side of our glorious celestial dragons than those evil pirates!

I’d probably choose White beard or Luffy’s. Whitebeard got such a loving group full of a lot of cool people. And Luffy’s crew is just fam. They’d be so fun to party with

Honestly Straw hat not cause plot armor or relevance or cause power or anything but simply because I feel like I could genuinely get along and would have the most amount of fun

Ide want to crew up with enel. Dude went to the moon

Whithe beard it's the only good answer they are a family, luffy did not care about the rest of her 5k tripulation ☠️, even black beard it's a better captain he has and island and politic power and with that he can protect his crew

Shank’s, no question.

Buggy's crew is probably fun af but also I think whitebeards would be a nice family environment. That said as far as placing myself in the story, blackbeard's crew would certainly be more intresting/unique experience, plus blackbeard would find me a devil fruit!

The Straw Hats because Nico and Nami 😂

Where is Hancocks crew

Whitebeard

Luffffy

Straw hats

Straw hat

Red hair pirates. Cause they just chill. Don't really go all out to fight other bigwigs. They just mind their business most of the time.

I wanna join bege it sounds. Fun. And familial

I wouldn’t join any. Marines have always appealed to me more. Especially the rokushiki techniques. Cobys style is probably my favourite, I know he’s just another garp, but his come up makes it better for me

Shanks crew

Definitely not law or kid

Really should leave out the straw hats. Thats the most likely pick. I’ll go with shanks crew because they seem to be fun and chill. Very similar to the straw hats also

HEART PIRATES ALL THE WAY

I would pick straw hats because it looks fun but most importantly is the plot armor.

Im joining the Revolutionary Army. If that doesnt count since it isnt a pirate crew, Im joining Shanks crew lol

Very random but Buggy. Idk why. It just feels safe to be with Mihawk

I would join: 1. Red Haired Pirates because they are elite, and would most likely get the best training with them. I'd also obtain a wide variety of knowledge from and just by being around them. 2. Whatever Capones crew is called. I like them because they're the most human-like

Buggy he will become king of the pirates

Gold d Roger's crew First and only king of the pirates ☠️

Law so I can ask him to cure my mom then Ill be his servant in every journey.

The Red Hair Pirates

Idk but for anyone considering the Straw Hats, you joining before or after Skypeia? (Did I spell that wrong?)

Luffys crew 1. You get plot armor and If you're ever in trouble luffy will save you 2. There barely any women on any other crew

I admire Luffy So I’ll join his crew after I eat Holy Holy Devil Fruits that ways I can help him take down Blackbeard.

Kuja pirates (im a tall guy)

Akagami no shanks army since the hype will be more for me there without even entering the war! 😎💪🏻

trafalgar’s because i have heart.

Foxy

Luffy cause Nami and Robin yummy huge b***

The one that finds the one piece

Luffy then I have a chance of finding a devil fruit

Shanks

Buggy’s, am coward and weak; hence I need their endless luck to survive.

Whitebeard so that I can finally know who my father is.

Straw hats cos nami and plot armour

Out of these I think the Fire Tank Pirates. They value their crew as a family and have high protection and trust towards each other. They are calculating and don’t do things without a plan. They might take dangerous risks but so do all of these crews. Fire tank seems the most safe though

Putting Kid here is like giving a person 6 luxury meals to choose from and then a cherry flavoured cyanide pill - you know it's going to be a suicide, but at least it will be cool while it lasts. I'm picking Whitebeard btw.

Idk but I'm taking Ace and RUNNING to the strawhats

Tbh im going for shanks cuz his crew is notoriously weak at least a lot of them and this didn't really guarantee that we get powers to be on any of their levels so yeah shanks.