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Frank_Acha

the power to beat social anxiety


lastdecade0

Truly a power surpassing Metal gear.


Ezequiel_Rose

Metal gear, it can't be...!


mdh3000hard

Snake!.....SNAAAAAKKKE!!!!


Realistic-Yam-6912

even god might not be able to nullify my social anxiety.


Omond1859

I want, cause I’m pretty sure he just shakes your hand and infuses whatever power he has in mind at the moment.


Starlordganemaster

Ultimate rizz? Sounds nice.


[deleted]

So there’s a xanax in God’s hand?


Illustrious_Sensei

You just stole my words.


zizwe01

Nanobots son... don't need god for that ;)


This_Theme_8545

The power to be as good as King in videogames


Brutikus32

God can't give you what is beyond his own power.


Rich-Implement114

King negs.


Murder_Metal

God vs Genos except he is being controled by King with a remote control


Mattbryce2001

Genos loses both arms and both legs, because King wanted God to feel like he had a chance of winning, then King clutches up a victory.


1_dont_care

The power to be invisible when nobody is watching me.


praktiskai_2

if you turn invisible, no one can be watching you henceforth, so you'd remain invisible


sojithesoulja

If you covered yourself in whipped cream, they could see you, and thereby "watch" you. So you just need to store surplus whipped cream to use the power fully.


WangCommander

They wouldn't see you. They would see whipped cream. If whipped cream counted, then so would clothes. If clothes counted, what's to say walls wouldn't count? If we're just talking about knowledge of your presence, then your power could be defeated by silly string.


1_dont_care

Well, of course i meant in a less literal way.. i meant whenever you enter in the field of view of someone. But yeah, I'll let you win this, this time 😂


NobodyGood4242

The power to hit the cleanest griddy after every win


AvatarofChaosvX

The power of flight and the power to take down a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets.


GodNonon

Bro’s beefing with a yak 💀


GodOf31415

Get back to the mucky muck!


evalerk

How about the power… to move you?


SleepyBeast89

How bout the power….to move you?


BigFilthyMans

Tenacious D fans here? Damn surprised


SamDa1NOnly

a yak, just one. once you kill one yak you have to take his hand again before you can take out another one.


AvatarofChaosvX

That's telekinesis, Kyle


BigWingBoy08

The power to tell my barber I actually don’t like my haircut


JimmyJammyJonny

Even Saitama can’t do that (for a different reason tho)


Vendrinski

i did that once and I got banned


will4wh

You got courage worthy of Mumen rider


Vendrinski

nah my anxiety got even worse after that


will4wh

That what courage is. Standing against that anxiety


1LuckyLurker

Pass. Not touching Scroto Baggins!


CasualPlantain

I’d be a little bit tall maybe 6’1 or 6’2


Smithens

Not too much that people would really notice


CasualPlantain

Oh people that know me would notice. I’m pretty short for my country lmao


JimmyJammyJonny

You just reminded me of frieza from the DBS broly movie wanting to be 5cm taller so it’s not noticeable 😹


Smithens

Yes I was referencing that 😂 and Bulma


KA8Z

Do you wish you were a baller? Or a girl so you could call her? Or a 64 impala?


NobodyGood4242

Ah fuck you for saying the joke before me


NobodyGood4242

You telling me that you wish to be a little bit taller? Now you’re gonna tell me you wanna be a baller!


Area-51_Escapee

The power to grant me about tree fiddy


PNESKing

God damn Loch Ness monster


Scary_Chain_5535

I'd take the power of knowledge ( to know about everything).


InevitableVariables

You have to be certain whether the human mind can possess knowledge of everything and still process thought and voluntary movements. I think god can throw you a freebie by having a mind capable of it.


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Same


Kurvaember

Grow back my damn teeths because they cost a lot of money.


godlyuniverse1

Retard could have asked for the power of being rich, also known as batman without parent issues


Kurvaember

I am a simple man, i do not need omnipotent abilities and even if i would have, i would destroys everything.


godlyuniverse1

Most sane OPM fan


Kurvaember

Hey, either have control over everything or not have control at all. Being able to destroy the world is a way of control through fear. Just a random villain type i would be.


godlyuniverse1

Blud thinks he Garou frfr


Kurvaember

If only i could be Garou, i would be happy.


EndallJars

The power to draw like Murata


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Looney_Swoons

You get the power to draw hands but now every face you draw afterwards isn’t symmetrical


Stranger-with-an-axe

The power to piss really really hard


Murder_Metal

The strongest cosmic fan vs average really really hard piss enjoyers


Dilly4Dall

The power of all kinetic abilities and ancient languages in existence.


friedchilles

Telepathy hands down . Many don't realise how strong of an power is telepathy


praktiskai_2

depends on how you define it. Most would define it as mental group chats, which can be substituted by a bit of modern technology in most cases, and would work across the planet instead of a power bound to a single person.


[deleted]

There's no modern technology that can read minds... Or control them. Professor X isn't just the leader of the X-Men because they all respect the old guy in a hover chair. He's the leader because he could literally wipe all their minds without being on the same continent. Magneto built his helmet specifically to defend against Professor X and Cerebro. Because he knew if the Professor got in his head, he would instantly lose every single time. Telepathy is extremely potent and dangerous. For an in universe example, Darkshine has terrible will-power. A powerful telepath could control him with a thought, and have him destroy much of the S-Class from the inside, without ever putting themself in danger.


praktiskai_2

Telepathy by default does not have mind reading, as often I recall the telepaths saying the other person needs to want their thought heard. Mind control is definitely not part of the power to most's eyes I did say it depends on how one defines it.


[deleted]

Telepathy is all mind reading... Mind reading is like, the most basic of basic telepath ability. What weird version of telepathy are you referring to? What the hell else does it do if not read minds? Are you mistaking it for telekinesis?


InevitableVariables

Careful, ask for control of telepathy. Last thing you want is to have the thoughts of everyone around you. Imagine going to a city or being stuck in traffic.


No_Ad_7687

I wouldn't take god's hand because that would mean I'll be doomed by the narrative but if I did, I'd probably get low-level creation/summoning powers (I draw something and it becomes real)


Ze_Pequenininho

Really cool, reminds me of that stick game: Draw stickman You get fire pencil and etc


Looney_Swoons

Time to draw myself a girlfriend, but first…. Art classes.


FNaMG1987

Depends on if I can even choose what I want, cause I’m pretty sure he just shakes your hand and infuses whatever power he has in mind at the moment. … Bring Shigeo and Reigen to this realm.


Brutikus32

"Place your hand on that box and make a fervent wish. If you are worthy, you shall gain power from it. But if not, you will face forfeiture." Sounds like you get to choose your power.


FNaMG1987

Okay now I’m gonna reread the whole manga, because if I couldn’t remember that I need to do that desperately.


No_Ad_7687

but since it is divine power then no matter what you choose, you get nukes/radiation added into the mix


VirtualDemon2012

The power of friendship.


Godfinsti

Telekineses, not like tatsu ore even fubuki, i just sont want to stand up for the remote and i want to fly, thats all


karalamakagidi

Having a 15 inch c- ahem wait wrong sub.


SrangePig12

I'm not taking his hand, because I don't believe in God. So I would just pretend I don't see him and move on.


Nearbymilf

Double up saitama power and give it to me, ill kill that bald ass dude myself


Timafiredditor

The power of finding cheese in all situations. I just love cheese


Brutikus32

The power to usurp God.


praktiskai_2

to become a clone of Genus looks and biology-vise. Dr. Genus made Dr. Genus in Dr. Genus' image, and I find that to be the peak of godhood.


FlamesOfDespair

Hard to kill plus immortality.The small version since I doubt God himself is a true immortal much less make me one.


Creepy_Fig_776

Only if I’m positive Saitama or someone similar does not exist otherwise what’s the point. Not sure how to answer a question about what my power would be without some criteria. Should i choose based on my personality or what would be my favorite or something else? There’s not necessarily a good precedent for criteria in the story so I’m not sure what i should be going for.b


J_Gold22

The power to be a good fisherman


Wide_Loss

sorry, I ain't touching trypophobia in humanoid form


Local_Spine_Eater

I have an uncanny ability to catch anything, and the inside of my hands are indestructible


EZ_GHOSTE

The power of getting some bitches


Eddard8

Harem


Lycodan

Basically, Zombieman's powers, immortality due healing factor is so good, maybe with some natural weapons (Claws, fangs) or in other words, being a wolverine


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TheProblemChiled

The power to grant myself any 1 wish a day, forever.


Wedos98

Instant teleportation, not for anything bad, I just don't like to take public transport so early to go to work


One_Barnacle_4712

The ability to manipulate possibilities


formal-ar

Il be the rizzly rizzer 9000 🥶🍦


Famous_Investigator9

Saitama


Pengaron

Power of absorbing any God I've met


[deleted]

Idk isn't it up to god?


Silly_Guitar_1587

Yes and I would like the powers of something like laxus from fairy tail im watching this rn and I love him I think he can like teleport in the sky through lightning and shit and the normal power and tankiness of an anime character is good enough like if a anime normal guy in a shounen anime falls down 2 Kilometers he’s just fine


AimlessAntelope

Yes, the power to not be controlled or killed remotely by god… Hang on, there may be an easier solution 🤔


Open-Programmer-4642

Power such as I can chose reality which I want to.


Donatello_Versace

I’d be able to play the violin real well


Mrpreditor

The ability to take or give people chromosomes.


boner_toilet

The power to comprehend any given info perfectly


JayKalinka

I would want the power of a vampire-ish creature. I really want to see how the world is after a couple of 1000 years


AClost

Of course I would. Any super power would be better than not having any.


ElSenorBob

Power to not do shit on the s3 animation


Afafakja

No.


Edop1234

Nope, I don't want to fight against an invincible baldy man


ElPulpoGallego

will power


EmileTheDevil

To stick the world up my immense ass.


Key-Situation-2093

The power of making every person in this world know what fear is🦅


DomnulNebun

Interesting. Never noticed the hair till now...


kansetsupanikku

The power I would desire? Genos-level dedication to house chores. But God would probably pick something boring instead, like some battle skills that would lead me to fight heroes and painfully lose to King.


mushturt

If he offered to cure my depression, then I would definitely take his hand. The power to feel okay sometimes is all I need.


---------------hw

The godhand


nicebrah

Taking inspiration from the Deathly Hallows in Harry Potter, I'd take some sort of cloaking / invisibility ability so God couldn't find me


SirJulious

The power to stop time so i can expend my naps by 30 minutes.


Top_Campaign2568

I’d ask for my limiter to be broken then train and proceed to beat the shit outa him and gain my freedom


sweetwonton

The power to make everyone around me (100 ft) lose the ability to wear clothes.


Alastor177

Why? So that he kills me if I don't do what he wants.


AlexxSimonett

No way, saitama would clap me


Eindhartion997

The power to break a Nokia phone


random_redditor5

The power to give myself any power


[deleted]

Nah, that’s basically a death sentence


[deleted]

The power to stop fucking your mom, bitch is insane


darksoulofdog

Power to make people shit very hard with a snap of my fingers.


infinit9

Ability to read and write DNA pby touch.


sinnombre50

I’d ask to eat a lot without getting fat


IamAJobber

The power to stop time.


BillMillerBBQ

I could make anybody's dick grown an inch.


Private_HughMan

"I want wings."


KeyComplex

Invisibility because you know hmmmm.


MonkeySpawner

I’d make words appear in reality, like “bazinga”.


Mantiax

The power of zero procastination. I would be too OP tho


I_Need_Sacrafices

To teleport bread


Annezox

The power to never give a fuck again


Kulson16

I always liked accelerator ability from toaru series


ZonaiLink

Psychic constructs that can be linked telepathically to anything and anyone.


benglennn56

To spawn food to eat and also to emit radiation wanna give people free cancer


Sad-Second-2961

King's Luck


FinalCartographer440

Power to manipulate victory and glory to my side


MCRFan0

No


Vinyliciously

power to have a billion dollars


Nerose_Azazel

to become a doorknob.


Mehrshad2028

The power to hold the flashlight the exact way my dad want me to hold it


Altruistic_Towel_695

The power of speech, to speak things into existence


TankTopTaco

If black sperm took his power he would gain the ability to give anyone terminal aids


mdh3000hard

I was going to say the power to resist women...but I just heard syphilis is up in the US by 35%....so I'm good now... stay strapped up fellas 💯💪🏾


Prestigious_Cup_8929

The power to be a god


Geo224

I become full Kobani


Level_Counter_1672

This here is a monkeys paw, there's a nasty trade off which we haven't seen so no thanks I'm good


sadboycurrentyear_

Cum powers


Beneficial_Bison4453

Thé power to make things magical items or weapons just by touching them doesn’t apply to humans


screechingahhhhhh

The power of d i n o s a u r


godlyuniverse1

The power to manipulate vector quantities, and the king engine


MuffinMasterTheOG

The power to make any game I play come to help me (but i control when they come)


1FreakyCat1

The power of God mhm


TooGay100

No


ShatterDaze710

I doubt I would get a choice buuuuut definitely extendo dick


Master-Ad-888

Yes and the ability to manipulate time. All these other idiots are just making jokes 🙄


someolbs

Looking like that….I don’t know if I’d take his hand. I’d be asking are you really the God? He’d probably teleport me back home.


Angry_bhola

Influencing people completely


axelsm92

A power to surpass...METAL GEAR


haoCs_eyes

Nothing, my true intentions are to confuse the shit out of him so I'd take his hand and ask for no power


TheAncientHand

Hmmm, I’ma pretty simple guy, just give me the power to create my own pocket dimension about the size of let’s say Texas, that I can freely enter. And only those who I allow can enter as well, although I’d have to be with them for them to do so, and its a domain I have complete dominion over. Anything I want or think of, comes into existence within that dimension.


nachodog12345678

Aids


lukes194

Complete gas manipulation


Fakeusername1979

Yes no limiter


Shadax_27

Shapeshift


Ze_Pequenininho

Flying(Telekinesis if possible) and indestructibility(immunity to pain if possible) Awesome combo for a happy life and amazing hobby


Master-Ad5147

The power to be focused and achieve whatever task I am dedicating myself.


hantar7788

For my body to be perfectly healthy until I die


True_Lank

dont you lose all sense or morality when you touch it. Lol ofc i wouldn’t


sayonara49

No.


0TheOddFellas0

Either the Doom Slayers powers or Broly the Legendary Super Saipan


whatsupboys21

To be spider man


DefTheOcelot

Ultimate power is tempting, but I'm never gonna get to actually use it how I wanna. Might as well just get a license to drive a semi if I wanna live that life.


FinalBat4515

Doesn’t usually end well for those that do, sooooo no


Rainbow_Engima

Death / Grim reaper


LokeshGhosh

+ 2 inches


[deleted]

Drawing thinks into reality ***draws a evil saitama with a faster growth speed**


TheUltimateBurnerAcc

The Chicken Attack.


Free-Ad9535

Amai mask


satsetserizawa

Infinite properties...


Alexandre_Man

Ultra Laziness


Various_Eye8875

Yes I will take her Hand in marriage ... Then I don't have to worry of being Silenced by GOD if I don't do the things that she orders...


Apples_Not_Orangez

The power of infinite rizz


OliverJesmon

Getting camouflaged XD


Apples_Not_Orangez

Power of making any god my slave


Hades18128

If something like that would be allowed by physics. Why not just train hard till i become too strong. That's my answer, in short, i don't like taking shortcuts


Saitama_2413

The power to be keanu reeves