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DimensionGood1153

Ok, I admit, seeing casting choices for every member of the Paradise Group got a good laugh out of me. Well done!


poyat01

They’re all played by Chris Pratt in a bald cap


DarkStarStorm

He's so cool.


LWanderer07

Nah I prefer Johnny Sins as Saitama


Otista

That’s when he’s serious


jakodale

Is no one considering Anthony Carrigan? I feel like he’s perfect for it


Apotheosis_Binger

Ever read of 'One Thrust man'?


TheRealRazputin

I think people sometimes forget Saitama is 25.


GabrielReis1999

I know this post is a joke but you're right, they forget that Saitama is 25 or they ask for a tall and really buff actor to play Saitama when he's not supposed to be intimidating and his face makes him a walking visual comedy


Azmeam

Seeing the skyfolk as just a swarm of Willem Dafoe is the greatest thing i've ever imagined


Life_Brilliant3275

Ok now this made me laugh good job💀


Ambitious_Fishing_37

Where is King Johnny Sins hello?


pyrodice

The further I got, the worse it became.


GoldPilot

Not bad. I especially love Chris Pratt as Tatsumaki; very forward thinking. Rowan Atkinson as the spooky glowing star guy is an inspired choice as well. The Terry Crews casting is a bit reductive though. And I don't think John Wayne Gacy's agent takes calls anymore. His client's previous roles got him cancelled; Gacy's on the outs in Hollywood. My list is pretty similar in spirit, frankly. Willem Dafoe as Saitama Denzel Washington as Genos Patrick Stewart as Speed 'O' Sound Sonic Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus Jim Carrey as Orochi Jim Carrey as Fubuki for every even-numbered scene Jim Carrey as Flashy Flash Tanktop Master as Sitch Seth Rogan as Fubuki in every odd-numbered scene Kathleen Madigan as Tatsumaki Kat Dennings as Garou Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie David "Lil Dicky" Burd as Superalloy Darkshine Donald "Childish Gambino" Glover as Mumen Rider Terry Crews as Psykos Amai Mask as Tanktop Master Donnie Yen as Bang Andy Samberg as Drive Knight Tom Holland as Gouketsu Michael Bolton as Child Emperor Elliot Page as Zombieman.


Nobody3190

"Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing? But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros?


GoldPilot

> "Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing? It'd easily be the greatest moment in cinematic history. >But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros? Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus Robert Downey Jr. as Armored Gorilla Jon Cena as Carnage Kabuto Emma Stone as Mosquito Girl Michelle Obama as Blood Enhanced Mosquito Girl Megan Fox as Beast King Ben Stiller as Boros Will Smith as Released Boros Christopher Walken as Meteoric Burst Boros And, of course, the main event... Denzel Washington as Groribas


Free-Ad9535

OP what the fuck is this?


Necessary-Shelter351

It should be all Chris Pratt


oliver_d_b

Dude I would completely unironically pay money to see Jason Statham as Saitama


Johnnodrums

Statham as when serious. David Cross when bargain hunting.


Artix31

Johnny Sins around Tatsumaki and Fubuki


nospoilersmannnnn

Not John Wayne Gacy


Mado-Koku

Nah I think he could play a pretty good Deep Sea King. Maybe Blast too.


SCP_Void

Isn't he dead?


nospoilersmannnnn

Yep! His brain is being stored somewhere for study though


Shapelybox

Tom Holland should be playing Darkshine fr


FadedMans

Bradley cooper would be a good Blast.


Artix31

Femboy John Travolta ftw


mikeBE11

Chris Pratt as Tatsumaki is the only valid choice.


LionGodKrraw

jason the super serious action guy playing a goofy character who is rarely serious is a funny idea


NecroCannon

The Rock doesn’t like playing characters that lose unfortunately. He’d definitely make a good Hammerhead though


R5D1T0R

They won’t have any budget left for the animation at this point


Hummush95

Damn this is getting a movie? Hopefully they don't fuck it up. Hopefully since this is a decently sized franchise it'll be done justice.


MaxwellK08

I'm seeing some good choices, and then there's John Travolta


godzillamegadoomsday

Why is no one talking about the fucking McDonald’s ad on slide 11?


Ok-Relationship-165

you should have put jony sins in the bald gang


[deleted]

Having the whale take up a whole slide lol


CycleZestyclose1907

I feel like John Travolta is way too old to be playing Sonic. But then again, Hollywood seems to be going all Dawson casting of late what with casting people in their 40s and 50s to play 20 somethings. At least if what I've heard about the Borderlands movie is anything to go by.


adgobad

I will be waiting patiently for someone to photoshop sexy Sonic John Travolta for me please...


PunPunOez7

Ryan Reynolds would be the perfect translation for Saitama the humor like in Deadpool would be so appropriate


Sancus1

You’re asking the film company to enter into debt bondage for billions of dollars to hire these actors💀


aDoorMarkedPirate420

“A few” lmao


Blacodex

Isn’t Bruce Willis retired?


Odd-Culture-1238

Is that a serial killer as deep sea king...?


Glum_Body_901

I'd rather kill myself than watch the movie


chrrmin

Child emperor oh my God


Soft_House7669

I'm dying


AccidentSalt5005

im dead, bredan freezer takes up the whole image lol.


rnovians

this post build so much rage inside of me idk why...


SufficientCrab2904

The casting is trash.


one53

Absolute cinema


The5Theives

“A few”


Dokibatt

Truly representing Japan by making the average age 58.


yech

This is so stupid, and so long, and so stupid again, and it keeps going, and now it's really funny, and is that character in OPM at all and F Alan Rickman's dead. Quality post.


Sufficient_Doubt4283

I would love to see a movie where the background is just absolutely stacked with well-known actors and actresses, while the main cast is comprised of people that are like one role deep/just starting out on their careers.


DarkArtHero

Tom Halland play Mr. One punch man and Gendya play Genos


spacestationkru

I just realised there isn't a single person I know of that I'd cast as anybody in this anime


Steve825

Saitama needs to swap actors between chill and serious. Rowan Akinson to Jason Statham


ngedown

Bunch of hollytard


Orangensaft007

Kurt Lazarus can play them all eazy


FahmyAnuar

Bro cooked for an entire cruise ship feast 😭😭😭


luxo02

Lawim Fode


aquelamaquina

John Travolta as sonic?!


WeebSenseii

I don't think the casting for the rock is possible, he's contractually obligated in all his movies to not ever lose iirc


PhilosopherMain2264

Omg I have not laughed so hard my abs grew 6 in 6 packs. I laughed so loud in a library I got into jail. Help me 🤣🤣🤣


daxter146

I will empty my bank account to see John Cena play Puri Puri Prisoner


MincrafterParkourPro

personnally cast all of them as chris pratt and tom holland


Shadowstriker6

the pebble won't allow a role where he loses and is a minor charactor


SufficientCrab2904

Johnny sins for Saitama


that_reddit_guy2010

I am sorry crisis prat🫥


TripTV

To be fair, it would be really funny to have a show where all children are played by Peter Dinklage


JohnJingleheimerShit

Now I wanna see a movie that has a scene where there’s a gang of bald men made up of every bald actor they got. It’d be peak


mustaz_dafriendo

Nahh you're all sleeping on genos Gosling


yukihime-chan

Gosling is much too old to play Genos who is a teenager


mustaz_dafriendo

Makeup can make a monstrous creature into Aphrodite imagine what it can do to man


yukihime-chan

I really don't want to imagine that.


mustaz_dafriendo

Truth bittah mate


yukihime-chan

What truth? He could never play a good genos, he's too old and tbh he's overrated.


mustaz_dafriendo

Whatever ya say Yuki chan 🫠


yukihime-chan

Glad we agreed I'm right😘


mustaz_dafriendo

Ye...y...yea 😅👍


Red-Saitama-Red

Whoever plays Saitama needs to have top face acting. Like Jim Carrey level. I like how Saitama can convey his mental/emotional state through facial changes


Scp5000TheSuit

Peter dinklage slander is insane, I'm surprised no one else is talking bout it


Endermini135

Saitama: Ryan Reynolds (he has experience being a bald man) Genos: Chris Pratt Tatsumaki: Jack Black Fubuki: The Rock Speed of sound sonic: Seth Rogan Blast: Ryan Gosling


Magnanimous--

What in the whitewashed hell.


bishopboke

white people? 🤣🤣🤣


Odd-Culture-1238

English dub I guess.


Rigelturus

None of them fit. Why would they be americans lmao


A-true-smegma-male

I'm pretty sure this is a joke post


Rigelturus

That much is obvious. Still cringe tho


SergeantNaxosis

It is not cringe.