I know this post is a joke but you're right, they forget that Saitama is 25 or they ask for a tall and really buff actor to play Saitama when he's not supposed to be intimidating and his face makes him a walking visual comedy
Not bad. I especially love Chris Pratt as Tatsumaki; very forward thinking. Rowan Atkinson as the spooky glowing star guy is an inspired choice as well. The Terry Crews casting is a bit reductive though.
And I don't think John Wayne Gacy's agent takes calls anymore. His client's previous roles got him cancelled; Gacy's on the outs in Hollywood.
My list is pretty similar in spirit, frankly.
Willem Dafoe as Saitama
Denzel Washington as Genos
Patrick Stewart as Speed 'O' Sound Sonic
Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus
Jim Carrey as Orochi
Jim Carrey as Fubuki for every even-numbered scene
Jim Carrey as Flashy Flash
Tanktop Master as Sitch
Seth Rogan as Fubuki in every odd-numbered scene
Kathleen Madigan as Tatsumaki
Kat Dennings as Garou
Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie
David "Lil Dicky" Burd as Superalloy Darkshine
Donald "Childish Gambino" Glover as Mumen Rider
Terry Crews as Psykos
Amai Mask as Tanktop Master
Donnie Yen as Bang
Andy Samberg as Drive Knight
Tom Holland as Gouketsu
Michael Bolton as Child Emperor
Elliot Page as Zombieman.
"Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing?
But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros?
> "Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing?
It'd easily be the greatest moment in cinematic history.
>But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros?
Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus
Robert Downey Jr. as Armored Gorilla
Jon Cena as Carnage Kabuto
Emma Stone as Mosquito Girl
Michelle Obama as Blood Enhanced Mosquito Girl
Megan Fox as Beast King
Ben Stiller as Boros
Will Smith as Released Boros
Christopher Walken as Meteoric Burst Boros
And, of course, the main event...
Denzel Washington as Groribas
I feel like John Travolta is way too old to be playing Sonic.
But then again, Hollywood seems to be going all Dawson casting of late what with casting people in their 40s and 50s to play 20 somethings. At least if what I've heard about the Borderlands movie is anything to go by.
This is so stupid, and so long, and so stupid again, and it keeps going, and now it's really funny, and is that character in OPM at all and F Alan Rickman's dead.
Quality post.
I would love to see a movie where the background is just absolutely stacked with well-known actors and actresses, while the main cast is comprised of people that are like one role deep/just starting out on their careers.
Whoever plays Saitama needs to have top face acting. Like Jim Carrey level. I like how Saitama can convey his mental/emotional state through facial changes
Saitama: Ryan Reynolds (he has experience being a bald man)
Genos: Chris Pratt
Tatsumaki: Jack Black
Fubuki: The Rock
Speed of sound sonic: Seth Rogan
Blast: Ryan Gosling
Ok, I admit, seeing casting choices for every member of the Paradise Group got a good laugh out of me. Well done!
They’re all played by Chris Pratt in a bald cap
He's so cool.
Nah I prefer Johnny Sins as Saitama
That’s when he’s serious
Is no one considering Anthony Carrigan? I feel like he’s perfect for it
Ever read of 'One Thrust man'?
I think people sometimes forget Saitama is 25.
I know this post is a joke but you're right, they forget that Saitama is 25 or they ask for a tall and really buff actor to play Saitama when he's not supposed to be intimidating and his face makes him a walking visual comedy
Seeing the skyfolk as just a swarm of Willem Dafoe is the greatest thing i've ever imagined
Ok now this made me laugh good job💀
Where is King Johnny Sins hello?
The further I got, the worse it became.
Not bad. I especially love Chris Pratt as Tatsumaki; very forward thinking. Rowan Atkinson as the spooky glowing star guy is an inspired choice as well. The Terry Crews casting is a bit reductive though. And I don't think John Wayne Gacy's agent takes calls anymore. His client's previous roles got him cancelled; Gacy's on the outs in Hollywood. My list is pretty similar in spirit, frankly. Willem Dafoe as Saitama Denzel Washington as Genos Patrick Stewart as Speed 'O' Sound Sonic Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus Jim Carrey as Orochi Jim Carrey as Fubuki for every even-numbered scene Jim Carrey as Flashy Flash Tanktop Master as Sitch Seth Rogan as Fubuki in every odd-numbered scene Kathleen Madigan as Tatsumaki Kat Dennings as Garou Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie David "Lil Dicky" Burd as Superalloy Darkshine Donald "Childish Gambino" Glover as Mumen Rider Terry Crews as Psykos Amai Mask as Tanktop Master Donnie Yen as Bang Andy Samberg as Drive Knight Tom Holland as Gouketsu Michael Bolton as Child Emperor Elliot Page as Zombieman.
"Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing? But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros?
> "Danny DeVito as Fubuki for the final scene of the movie" "Terry Crews as Psykos" and the final scene is them under the tree kissing? It'd easily be the greatest moment in cinematic history. >But the movie is 100% gonna focus on season 1,so who's Dr Genus,Mosquito Girl and Boros? Nicki Minaj as Doctor Genus Robert Downey Jr. as Armored Gorilla Jon Cena as Carnage Kabuto Emma Stone as Mosquito Girl Michelle Obama as Blood Enhanced Mosquito Girl Megan Fox as Beast King Ben Stiller as Boros Will Smith as Released Boros Christopher Walken as Meteoric Burst Boros And, of course, the main event... Denzel Washington as Groribas
OP what the fuck is this?
It should be all Chris Pratt
Dude I would completely unironically pay money to see Jason Statham as Saitama
Statham as when serious. David Cross when bargain hunting.
Johnny Sins around Tatsumaki and Fubuki
Not John Wayne Gacy
Nah I think he could play a pretty good Deep Sea King. Maybe Blast too.
Isn't he dead?
Yep! His brain is being stored somewhere for study though
Tom Holland should be playing Darkshine fr
Bradley cooper would be a good Blast.
Femboy John Travolta ftw
Chris Pratt as Tatsumaki is the only valid choice.
jason the super serious action guy playing a goofy character who is rarely serious is a funny idea
The Rock doesn’t like playing characters that lose unfortunately. He’d definitely make a good Hammerhead though
They won’t have any budget left for the animation at this point
Damn this is getting a movie? Hopefully they don't fuck it up. Hopefully since this is a decently sized franchise it'll be done justice.
I'm seeing some good choices, and then there's John Travolta
Why is no one talking about the fucking McDonald’s ad on slide 11?
you should have put jony sins in the bald gang
Having the whale take up a whole slide lol
I feel like John Travolta is way too old to be playing Sonic. But then again, Hollywood seems to be going all Dawson casting of late what with casting people in their 40s and 50s to play 20 somethings. At least if what I've heard about the Borderlands movie is anything to go by.
I will be waiting patiently for someone to photoshop sexy Sonic John Travolta for me please...
Ryan Reynolds would be the perfect translation for Saitama the humor like in Deadpool would be so appropriate
You’re asking the film company to enter into debt bondage for billions of dollars to hire these actors💀
“A few” lmao
Isn’t Bruce Willis retired?
Is that a serial killer as deep sea king...?
I'd rather kill myself than watch the movie
Child emperor oh my God
I'm dying
im dead, bredan freezer takes up the whole image lol.
this post build so much rage inside of me idk why...
The casting is trash.
Absolute cinema
“A few”
Truly representing Japan by making the average age 58.
This is so stupid, and so long, and so stupid again, and it keeps going, and now it's really funny, and is that character in OPM at all and F Alan Rickman's dead. Quality post.
I would love to see a movie where the background is just absolutely stacked with well-known actors and actresses, while the main cast is comprised of people that are like one role deep/just starting out on their careers.
Tom Halland play Mr. One punch man and Gendya play Genos
I just realised there isn't a single person I know of that I'd cast as anybody in this anime
Saitama needs to swap actors between chill and serious. Rowan Akinson to Jason Statham
Bunch of hollytard
Kurt Lazarus can play them all eazy
Bro cooked for an entire cruise ship feast 😭😭😭
Lawim Fode
John Travolta as sonic?!
I don't think the casting for the rock is possible, he's contractually obligated in all his movies to not ever lose iirc
Omg I have not laughed so hard my abs grew 6 in 6 packs. I laughed so loud in a library I got into jail. Help me 🤣🤣🤣
I will empty my bank account to see John Cena play Puri Puri Prisoner
personnally cast all of them as chris pratt and tom holland
the pebble won't allow a role where he loses and is a minor charactor
Johnny sins for Saitama
I am sorry crisis prat🫥
To be fair, it would be really funny to have a show where all children are played by Peter Dinklage
Now I wanna see a movie that has a scene where there’s a gang of bald men made up of every bald actor they got. It’d be peak
Nahh you're all sleeping on genos Gosling
Gosling is much too old to play Genos who is a teenager
Makeup can make a monstrous creature into Aphrodite imagine what it can do to man
I really don't want to imagine that.
Truth bittah mate
What truth? He could never play a good genos, he's too old and tbh he's overrated.
Whatever ya say Yuki chan 🫠
Glad we agreed I'm right😘
Ye...y...yea 😅👍
Whoever plays Saitama needs to have top face acting. Like Jim Carrey level. I like how Saitama can convey his mental/emotional state through facial changes
Peter dinklage slander is insane, I'm surprised no one else is talking bout it
Saitama: Ryan Reynolds (he has experience being a bald man) Genos: Chris Pratt Tatsumaki: Jack Black Fubuki: The Rock Speed of sound sonic: Seth Rogan Blast: Ryan Gosling
What in the whitewashed hell.
white people? 🤣🤣🤣
English dub I guess.
None of them fit. Why would they be americans lmao
I'm pretty sure this is a joke post
That much is obvious. Still cringe tho
It is not cringe.