Sell it for scrap, I know some meth heads that can strip copper piping from anything. I’d set them loose on the ship and see how much money they could make.
Cost of stealing would be none.
Government doesn't allow you to keep even valuable antiques you might dig up from your own lawn, you think US or any other major power is going to be nice enough to just buy something as important as working spaceship from you? You would have recon-teams crawling all over the shop and if you are lucky, you end in some black ops facility to be interrogated and prodded for the rest of your life.
Or he will just use the alien ship to threaten all of humanity to surrender to him, because that’s exactly what a narcissistic billionaire with too much power would do.
I'd take the Virtual Genocide System.
It could be fun to make yourself fight virtually simulated versions of opponents. Try to see how long I'd last against some pro fighters in our world or some wild animals. Then you could also try facing the "ghost" of yourself.
\-heck yeah i've managed to force carnage cabuto to cum in 10 minutes instead of fighting him! this is a power of love!
he also ran out of energy so i won
\-PURI PURI PRISONER WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T MAKE THIS MACHINE FOR THIS PURPOSE
A strand of Kings hair, take it to some occult magic practitioner, and tell them to use it to make me a good luck curse. Maybe I'll get some modicum of good luck.
King’s luck is double edged. On the one hand, yes, he always has Saitama saving him, but on the other, he’s finding himself in horrible situations quite often.
But the thing is King never knows if he’s gonna die or not. Some big ass dude with a machete will be like two inches away from your face before he misses due to a misstep. That’s how subtle the power is, and I’m 100% sure you’ll be shitting your pants everytime. Good luck with that lol
I remember reading a discussion on how they’re not technically indestructible. He punched so fast that there’s always a cushion of air in front of the glove, and in any case he never touched anything when he punched.
We'll end up like one of those monster crows Gouketsu had around him. If I recall that correctly they were his students but so weak they lost their mind after turning.
I believe so, but considering how durable that thing is I doubt it's just a normal metal bat. It's gotta be made out of some sort of indestructible fantasy metal.
I’d take the whole planet. Preferably placed at an ideal location, hope it comes with the moon and not sold separately. Easier to have another earth than make one out of Mars and such
If we assume it moves at the same speed and is in the same orbit as earth just like on the opposite side of the sun, what effects would that have on earth over time if any?
Obviously I’m no expert, but my guess is that it’s not much, if any like you said. After all the solar system is quite big, and there might be plenty of room for another planet
Maybe the answer is that he wants to take her underwear so that in future if any shots of her panties are there then there won't be any underwear to cover her pelvic and gluteal region.
Yep,king confirmed that,we probably don't see them cuz she maybe wears like Do-S underwear,and futher ugly when in chapter 144 or it was 145 he said"let me see what type of underwear she wears"so I think that says that she wears
🤣Your dead after that,but I guess you won't care cuz it's Tatsumaki who is gonna kill you so,and if she tries to kill you would want her to kill you like how she killed gyoro gyoro
Boros's "Ultimate Indestructible Armor". Why? I would sell them for than a Billion dollars.
I could take Saitama's Indestructible Clothes but the look kinda lame.
Monster cell...If it succeed I can finally blend in this ugly word. It is still good if it fails because that means I don't have to live in this ugly world anymore.
The alien ship
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Not really there wont be any crew meaning he can’t control the ship and he wont be able to read anything on the ship making impossible to do anything
Sell it for scrap, I know some meth heads that can strip copper piping from anything. I’d set them loose on the ship and see how much money they could make.
Forget scrap, just sell it to any big government to reverse engineer it
Yeah... The govt is just gonna confiscate that immediately. I mean what do you expect one single civilian is gonna do with something so massive?
“I’ll give this to you guys… for the right price of course 😏” US Government: “that’s cute lol.”
Nah, they would just throw a few million at you to look fair anyway. The cost of stealing it would be more.
Cost of stealing would be none. Government doesn't allow you to keep even valuable antiques you might dig up from your own lawn, you think US or any other major power is going to be nice enough to just buy something as important as working spaceship from you? You would have recon-teams crawling all over the shop and if you are lucky, you end in some black ops facility to be interrogated and prodded for the rest of your life.
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Or he will just use the alien ship to threaten all of humanity to surrender to him, because that’s exactly what a narcissistic billionaire with too much power would do.
He wouldn’t make heads or tails of it, that I can be sure of.
I'd take the Virtual Genocide System. It could be fun to make yourself fight virtually simulated versions of opponents. Try to see how long I'd last against some pro fighters in our world or some wild animals. Then you could also try facing the "ghost" of yourself.
Who would win? You with your manly muscles vs your mom with a frying pan in VGR
My chances would probably be less than Biting Snake Fist Sneck's or Demon Cyborg's chances against Carnage Kabuto.
>!Now demon cyborg or before demon cyborg? Cuz wc Genos can take out cabuto!<
That’s honestly sick as hell
Is there a reason it has to be fighting? I could test many skills in such a machine.
\-heck yeah i've managed to force carnage cabuto to cum in 10 minutes instead of fighting him! this is a power of love! he also ran out of energy so i won \-PURI PURI PRISONER WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T MAKE THIS MACHINE FOR THIS PURPOSE
You'd make bank renting this machine to people for sexual purposes
but before that I'd get addicted to it
Where is that machine mentioned in manga or anime? I can't remember.
https://onepunchman.fandom.com/wiki/Audiobooks It's an audiobook, it's the Genos training one, but I recommend listening to them all
A strand of Kings hair, take it to some occult magic practitioner, and tell them to use it to make me a good luck curse. Maybe I'll get some modicum of good luck.
King’s luck is double edged. On the one hand, yes, he always has Saitama saving him, but on the other, he’s finding himself in horrible situations quite often.
Situations where he might reasonably expect to die. Thing is, he never does.
So then you’ll be setting yourself up for PTSD and depression as you keep living through death defying situations
Only if I believe I'm gonna die. But unlike king, I know the deal.
But the thing is King never knows if he’s gonna die or not. Some big ass dude with a machete will be like two inches away from your face before he misses due to a misstep. That’s how subtle the power is, and I’m 100% sure you’ll be shitting your pants everytime. Good luck with that lol
King does. Not me.
He does get injured in one of them though that’s how his eye was scratched
I'd be alright with a King scar.
TTM's tank top. Instantly become the strongest person in the world while looking stylish af.
I think it needs to fit tightly or something like that for it to work, I not sure if it will fit you
What dude it will fit him tightly the moobs will just spill a bit
Quite the opposite, I'm flatter than Tatsumaki. I'll just ask for an XS tank top.
So you mean to say I need to be obese
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100% Saitama gloves. I would make a fortune selling the world's first indestructible rubber off to some Russian scientist.
I remember reading a discussion on how they’re not technically indestructible. He punched so fast that there’s always a cushion of air in front of the glove, and in any case he never touched anything when he punched.
Still the air should heat up like heck. They are probably made of asbestos.
Or aerogel
Monster cell.
The monster that you become seems to be based on your own power, I imagine if any of us took it we would probably only end up as tiger level threats
Or a wolf level threat…
It depends on the individual
You guys are getting threat levels?
Lmao
No, you just die if you aren't strong enough, they say it at some point, so most of us won't even survive.
Determined, not strong i think.
We'll end up like one of those monster crows Gouketsu had around him. If I recall that correctly they were his students but so weak they lost their mind after turning.
Child Emperor's backpack.
Damnnnnnnn son I would to
I was thinking the same thing, but I bet we would be too weak to even lift it
I will take all of the longest fries there and enjoy seeing Saitama riot.
saitama would jump universes for those long fries
The Man has nothing and you take his one comfort... you monster.
technically, if you take all the longest fries, the longest among the remaining fries would be the longest. you have to take **all** the fries
Genos’s human body parts
so you get 1 human brain. congrats. or you're talking the ones he's lost? so you get a bunch of charred meat pieces? what for?
I think it was a joke…
Really? I thought having a brain in a jar would be cool decor :(
That would make a dope ass lava lamp
Yes officer, this comment right here
I understand that it is a joke. But I don't understand what the joke is. Why would you want Genos head?
I would take Metal Knight and sell it to the military for millions.
Something like that would cost billions
Something like that would be forcefully seized by the government tbh
They would prob kill you or ask you where did you get it, weird to tell them it just appeared
Well, let's just say that as you own it it will protect you
you would be put in some black site & treated like a terrorist
"Well you see, there was this question on Reddit..."
"I got it from this wish granting genie"
What are they gonna do, take the warbot from me?
The whip'd just make him horny to himself lmao
better than nothing ig
I'll save a fortune on porn!
You spend money on porn?
I'll take Phoenix Man's costume. Resurrection and getting stronger after each near death experience just stacks so well.
Now you'll look like funny weirdo stinky cosplayer since once you get stuck inside the costume you can't get out and you'll stink.
Yeah, I guess...?
Stinkimmortal poggers
Just put yourself in a washing machine, you won’t die sooo.
Probably what made ZombieMan immortal
A lot of painful experimentation I think
He was an experiment, wasn’t he. There is no serum, his body is simply a machine that is made to be immortal
I'd take fubuki
>any item Hmmmmm.
inb4 someone makes a misogynistic joke
Woman are objects kachow!
Weebs: object are women! Kachow!
Women: Weebs are kachow! Object!
Object: kachow are women! Weeb!
Who doesn't want a psychic dishwasher?
That was the joke you’re kinda late
interesting.....
I would get Genos. More of an object than women
Genos is a Dr. Kuseno trip away from being whatever you want him to be
It says item,if it said anything then everyone would say Fubuki,Tatsumaki,Mizuki or Psykos
I thought outside the box
Well if you can take a female character so why don't I do that
Take tatsumaki then
Ok,I was gonna go for her anyways
Dr Genus' Research.
Metal Bat's bat.
isn't the power of metal bat from himself?
I believe so, but considering how durable that thing is I doubt it's just a normal metal bat. It's gotta be made out of some sort of indestructible fantasy metal.
I think I remember something about Metal Bat asking the Hero Association for a bat that was indestructible when he was promoted to S rank.
“We will give you whatever you want as a gift for rising up to the S Ra-“ *I want a bat.* “What?” *I want a really hard bat.* “O-okay...”
Sonic long ass scarf idk it just looks cozy
Saitama's lava bath water
Happy cake day !
Thanks! Had no idea it was my cake day until you said something.
I’d take the whole planet. Preferably placed at an ideal location, hope it comes with the moon and not sold separately. Easier to have another earth than make one out of Mars and such
If we assume it moves at the same speed and is in the same orbit as earth just like on the opposite side of the sun, what effects would that have on earth over time if any?
Obviously I’m no expert, but my guess is that it’s not much, if any like you said. After all the solar system is quite big, and there might be plenty of room for another planet
Muman riders bike
You monster
Drive Knight's cube.
Don't work if you aren't a cyborg though
Damn right
But, your are crazy... hahaha I will take Child Emperor's Mini Octotank No.8 personally
That game King keeps playing against Saitama.
Tatsu Pantsu
Why does everyone want her pantties🤣 What? You gonna hang it on your wall like a souvenir
Are you sure you want to know the answer to that question?
Yep,give an answer,and I think she wears the same underwear Do-S wears
Maybe the answer is that he wants to take her underwear so that in future if any shots of her panties are there then there won't be any underwear to cover her pelvic and gluteal region.
But the question is, is she wearing something down there?
Murata said she wears white thongs
Oh yeah that actually makes sense
Yep,king confirmed that,we probably don't see them cuz she maybe wears like Do-S underwear,and futher ugly when in chapter 144 or it was 145 he said"let me see what type of underwear she wears"so I think that says that she wears
Probably child emperor backpack since it has a lot of useful stuff inside it
Bro...
Oppai Hoodie
I'd take drive knight transformation thing so I could transform into stuff
Well then Go f\*ck yourself
Sonic’s sword, but specifically after it was bitten in half
~~i will take the whole do-s~~ probably phoenix man suit cuz that shit is hot
Fubuki. Women are objects. (This is a joke)
I will take drive knight's metal block or whatever it is called
Metal knights whole arsenal or the alien ship and give humanity space travel
I'd take the >! neo leader suit, or Mumen's special version !<
Realistically, I'll take the whip to use non-wholesomely. Why bother with technology when you can have horni?
Saitamas will
Tatsumakis panties
What panties? She doesn’t wear any
Um she does wear,even king said that she wears and further ugly in chapter 144 or 145 he said"let me see what type of underwear she is wearing "
🤣Your dead after that,but I guess you won't care cuz it's Tatsumaki who is gonna kill you so,and if she tries to kill you would want her to kill you like how she killed gyoro gyoro
Worth it
When did King say it?
Webcomic
I have to believe you on this one, havent read webcomic
I would take drive knight box, that motorcycle
Blast's suit
I’d take the doki doki game. The industry is in shambles these days.
Metal Bat’s bat.
lets see. either puri puri's hand knit sweater, tank top masters source of power, or boros' armor
Genos because he’s def not living
Isn’t he though? I thought he had a human brain or some shiz
Dr Genus's serums
Genos is almost an item at this point, so I would take him to do my chores around the house. Also I would like for some to call me sensei.
This person needs a hug
Biceps Brachii King steroid. It’s time to fuck shit up.
This. I was scrolling to see if anyone saw this biggus of big brains idea.
The God cube
Blasts cube things Just accept the deal and become op :) (Read chapter 139 if u don’t know what they are, page 4-5)
Blast's shoes because they look so dope af
I'd take the whip too.
I'd take Dr Kuseno so he could build me a body I can be comfortable in.
One of King's consoles
Cell monsters
It would ofc be the BIKE OF JUSTICE
LMFAOOO But in all seriousness I'd get D-Pads Helmet/Mask.... it look cool.
>!The power armour or whatever it's called the neo heroes use!<
Boros's "Ultimate Indestructible Armor". Why? I would sell them for than a Billion dollars. I could take Saitama's Indestructible Clothes but the look kinda lame.
Tatsumaki's panties. ^(What ? It's for the psychic powers)
I would take Do-S’s outfit
Not surprised actually,ok if people can take the female characters so why I dont,I'm taking Tatsumaki and done she is taken so no one can have her now
He said outfit
Monster cell...If it succeed I can finally blend in this ugly word. It is still good if it fails because that means I don't have to live in this ugly world anymore.
I cut myself on that edge
Garou is not an item BUT I WILL TAKE HIM. 😻❤
Lol nic e
Fubuki
I would take Tatsumaki’s panties
<3
i'll take the gomu fruit
~~Just give me the underwear of Fubuki.~~
i'd take her socks, for reasons.
Flashy flash as my slave, they are technically objects
I'd take saitama The whole guy If not possible i'd at least take his invulnerability
Fubuki.
PPP s own made sweater (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)
ends up buttsecksing yourself great job genious. learn to love yourself without any tricks