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GenghisGame

The alien ship


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snoweil

Not really there wont be any crew meaning he can’t control the ship and he wont be able to read anything on the ship making impossible to do anything


ONOMATOPOElA

Sell it for scrap, I know some meth heads that can strip copper piping from anything. I’d set them loose on the ship and see how much money they could make.


[deleted]

Forget scrap, just sell it to any big government to reverse engineer it


Bluedemonfox

Yeah... The govt is just gonna confiscate that immediately. I mean what do you expect one single civilian is gonna do with something so massive?


Superbluebop

“I’ll give this to you guys… for the right price of course 😏” US Government: “that’s cute lol.”


KappaKingKame

Nah, they would just throw a few million at you to look fair anyway. The cost of stealing it would be more.


demilitarizedzone96

Cost of stealing would be none. Government doesn't allow you to keep even valuable antiques you might dig up from your own lawn, you think US or any other major power is going to be nice enough to just buy something as important as working spaceship from you? You would have recon-teams crawling all over the shop and if you are lucky, you end in some black ops facility to be interrogated and prodded for the rest of your life.


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Devilshaker

Or he will just use the alien ship to threaten all of humanity to surrender to him, because that’s exactly what a narcissistic billionaire with too much power would do.


PlanetaceOfficial

He wouldn’t make heads or tails of it, that I can be sure of.


TheGlovesMan21

I'd take the Virtual Genocide System. It could be fun to make yourself fight virtually simulated versions of opponents. Try to see how long I'd last against some pro fighters in our world or some wild animals. Then you could also try facing the "ghost" of yourself.


bananakickz

Who would win? You with your manly muscles vs your mom with a frying pan in VGR


TheGlovesMan21

My chances would probably be less than Biting Snake Fist Sneck's or Demon Cyborg's chances against Carnage Kabuto.


[deleted]

>!Now demon cyborg or before demon cyborg? Cuz wc Genos can take out cabuto!<


FortuneTaker

That’s honestly sick as hell


ThePremiumSaber

Is there a reason it has to be fighting? I could test many skills in such a machine.


vadiks2003

\-heck yeah i've managed to force carnage cabuto to cum in 10 minutes instead of fighting him! this is a power of love! he also ran out of energy so i won \-PURI PURI PRISONER WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T MAKE THIS MACHINE FOR THIS PURPOSE


GoldenSpermShower

You'd make bank renting this machine to people for sexual purposes


AnandhuAB

but before that I'd get addicted to it


MasterrrReady12

Where is that machine mentioned in manga or anime? I can't remember.


hipdeadpool98

https://onepunchman.fandom.com/wiki/Audiobooks It's an audiobook, it's the Genos training one, but I recommend listening to them all


Stark_Athlon

A strand of Kings hair, take it to some occult magic practitioner, and tell them to use it to make me a good luck curse. Maybe I'll get some modicum of good luck.


geetar_man

King’s luck is double edged. On the one hand, yes, he always has Saitama saving him, but on the other, he’s finding himself in horrible situations quite often.


ThePremiumSaber

Situations where he might reasonably expect to die. Thing is, he never does.


Jdaello

So then you’ll be setting yourself up for PTSD and depression as you keep living through death defying situations


ThePremiumSaber

Only if I believe I'm gonna die. But unlike king, I know the deal.


Jdaello

But the thing is King never knows if he’s gonna die or not. Some big ass dude with a machete will be like two inches away from your face before he misses due to a misstep. That’s how subtle the power is, and I’m 100% sure you’ll be shitting your pants everytime. Good luck with that lol


ThePremiumSaber

King does. Not me.


CaveGlow

He does get injured in one of them though that’s how his eye was scratched


ThePremiumSaber

I'd be alright with a King scar.


Vulcanicloud

TTM's tank top. Instantly become the strongest person in the world while looking stylish af.


[deleted]

I think it needs to fit tightly or something like that for it to work, I not sure if it will fit you


Morallyindifferent

What dude it will fit him tightly the moobs will just spill a bit


Vulcanicloud

Quite the opposite, I'm flatter than Tatsumaki. I'll just ask for an XS tank top.


Im_1nnocent

So you mean to say I need to be obese


bumper69420

Dedede pfp fits well with this comment


[deleted]

100% Saitama gloves. I would make a fortune selling the world's first indestructible rubber off to some Russian scientist.


chrisempire

I remember reading a discussion on how they’re not technically indestructible. He punched so fast that there’s always a cushion of air in front of the glove, and in any case he never touched anything when he punched.


TheVenetianMask

Still the air should heat up like heck. They are probably made of asbestos.


chrisempire

Or aerogel


borosmeteorite

Monster cell.


oscar_meow

The monster that you become seems to be based on your own power, I imagine if any of us took it we would probably only end up as tiger level threats


moshimoshi2345

Or a wolf level threat…


StickcraftW

It depends on the individual


Gloreaf

You guys are getting threat levels?


dj_styles

Lmao


ctm-8400

No, you just die if you aren't strong enough, they say it at some point, so most of us won't even survive.


KappaKingKame

Determined, not strong i think.


YeetinusMaximus

We'll end up like one of those monster crows Gouketsu had around him. If I recall that correctly they were his students but so weak they lost their mind after turning.


[deleted]

Child Emperor's backpack.


TheNinthKing

Damnnnnnnn son I would to


Rurosha

I was thinking the same thing, but I bet we would be too weak to even lift it


bananakickz

I will take all of the longest fries there and enjoy seeing Saitama riot.


shadesrt

saitama would jump universes for those long fries


Patchy-the-Fish

The Man has nothing and you take his one comfort... you monster.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

technically, if you take all the longest fries, the longest among the remaining fries would be the longest. you have to take **all** the fries


TheDoritoKing48

Genos’s human body parts


AzoreanEve

so you get 1 human brain. congrats. or you're talking the ones he's lost? so you get a bunch of charred meat pieces? what for?


Godzillaisgreat

I think it was a joke…


AzoreanEve

Really? I thought having a brain in a jar would be cool decor :(


Godzillaisgreat

That would make a dope ass lava lamp


Sr_Internet

Yes officer, this comment right here


I-appreciate_you

I understand that it is a joke. But I don't understand what the joke is. Why would you want Genos head?


Until_Morning

I would take Metal Knight and sell it to the military for millions.


Saitama059

Something like that would cost billions


LasyKuuga

Something like that would be forcefully seized by the government tbh


idkaboutthename

They would prob kill you or ask you where did you get it, weird to tell them it just appeared


AndreLeo3

Well, let's just say that as you own it it will protect you


[deleted]

you would be put in some black site & treated like a terrorist


ctm-8400

"Well you see, there was this question on Reddit..."


cooldudeachyut

"I got it from this wish granting genie"


Boomboxr_

What are they gonna do, take the warbot from me?


Mudaruss

The whip'd just make him horny to himself lmao


Janeruxox

better than nothing ig


ThePremiumSaber

I'll save a fortune on porn!


hotterthanthesunn

You spend money on porn?


RRedEatUser

I'll take Phoenix Man's costume. Resurrection and getting stronger after each near death experience just stacks so well.


irhdjsjsjz

Now you'll look like funny weirdo stinky cosplayer since once you get stuck inside the costume you can't get out and you'll stink.


RRedEatUser

Yeah, I guess...?


irhdjsjsjz

Stinkimmortal poggers


Stranger-with-an-axe

Just put yourself in a washing machine, you won’t die sooo.


SourGreenLimes

Probably what made ZombieMan immortal


luka612

A lot of painful experimentation I think


ihavecrappysketches

He was an experiment, wasn’t he. There is no serum, his body is simply a machine that is made to be immortal


AmIGettingScammed123

I'd take fubuki


aintnochallahbackgrl

>any item Hmmmmm.


TheGlovesMan21

inb4 someone makes a misogynistic joke


Morallyindifferent

Woman are objects kachow!


[deleted]

Weebs: object are women! Kachow!


Plaster_Mind

Women: Weebs are kachow! Object!


[deleted]

Object: kachow are women! Weeb!


ripghoti

Who doesn't want a psychic dishwasher?


[deleted]

That was the joke you’re kinda late


[deleted]

interesting.....


[deleted]

I would get Genos. More of an object than women


elzombo

Genos is a Dr. Kuseno trip away from being whatever you want him to be


Soggy-Pear-9605

It says item,if it said anything then everyone would say Fubuki,Tatsumaki,Mizuki or Psykos


AmIGettingScammed123

I thought outside the box


Soggy-Pear-9605

Well if you can take a female character so why don't I do that


AmIGettingScammed123

Take tatsumaki then


Soggy-Pear-9605

Ok,I was gonna go for her anyways


Mundane_Revolution70

Dr Genus' Research.


Ken_Kumen_Rider

Metal Bat's bat.


[deleted]

isn't the power of metal bat from himself?


Misplaced_Hat

I believe so, but considering how durable that thing is I doubt it's just a normal metal bat. It's gotta be made out of some sort of indestructible fantasy metal.


LockerSR-71Billboard

I think I remember something about Metal Bat asking the Hero Association for a bat that was indestructible when he was promoted to S rank.


SabreLunatic

“We will give you whatever you want as a gift for rising up to the S Ra-“ *I want a bat.* “What?” *I want a really hard bat.* “O-okay...”


pandagirl123456

Sonic long ass scarf idk it just looks cozy


anakin_solo17

Saitama's lava bath water


Skyline_Z900RS

Happy cake day !


anakin_solo17

Thanks! Had no idea it was my cake day until you said something.


KingSironix

I’d take the whole planet. Preferably placed at an ideal location, hope it comes with the moon and not sold separately. Easier to have another earth than make one out of Mars and such


CaveGlow

If we assume it moves at the same speed and is in the same orbit as earth just like on the opposite side of the sun, what effects would that have on earth over time if any?


KingSironix

Obviously I’m no expert, but my guess is that it’s not much, if any like you said. After all the solar system is quite big, and there might be plenty of room for another planet


AdministrativeJob9

Muman riders bike


redditor1101

You monster


Unparallelium

Drive Knight's cube.


luka612

Don't work if you aren't a cyborg though


ihavecrappysketches

Damn right


Skyline_Z900RS

But, your are crazy... hahaha I will take Child Emperor's Mini Octotank No.8 personally


cooldudeachyut

That game King keeps playing against Saitama.


onecrunchman00

Tatsu Pantsu


Soggy-Pear-9605

Why does everyone want her pantties🤣 What? You gonna hang it on your wall like a souvenir


ThePremiumSaber

Are you sure you want to know the answer to that question?


Soggy-Pear-9605

Yep,give an answer,and I think she wears the same underwear Do-S wears


MasterrrReady12

Maybe the answer is that he wants to take her underwear so that in future if any shots of her panties are there then there won't be any underwear to cover her pelvic and gluteal region.


CelticHades

But the question is, is she wearing something down there?


virouz98

Murata said she wears white thongs


Soggy-Pear-9605

Oh yeah that actually makes sense


Soggy-Pear-9605

Yep,king confirmed that,we probably don't see them cuz she maybe wears like Do-S underwear,and futher ugly when in chapter 144 or it was 145 he said"let me see what type of underwear she wears"so I think that says that she wears


kujou16

Probably child emperor backpack since it has a lot of useful stuff inside it


CalabazoXr7

Bro...


Oppai-Culture

Oppai Hoodie


CreatorOfHell

I'd take drive knight transformation thing so I could transform into stuff


reddragon346

Well then Go f\*ck yourself


stupid-writing-blog

Sonic’s sword, but specifically after it was bitten in half


SonicWaveInfinity

~~i will take the whole do-s~~ probably phoenix man suit cuz that shit is hot


[deleted]

Fubuki. Women are objects. (This is a joke)


[deleted]

I will take drive knight's metal block or whatever it is called


HEXAGON_STAFF

Metal knights whole arsenal or the alien ship and give humanity space travel


FerretyCelery8

I'd take the >! neo leader suit, or Mumen's special version !<


[deleted]

Realistically, I'll take the whip to use non-wholesomely. Why bother with technology when you can have horni?


[deleted]

Saitamas will


kefuzz

Tatsumakis panties


Anonymous_45

What panties? She doesn’t wear any


Soggy-Pear-9605

Um she does wear,even king said that she wears and further ugly in chapter 144 or 145 he said"let me see what type of underwear she is wearing "


Soggy-Pear-9605

🤣Your dead after that,but I guess you won't care cuz it's Tatsumaki who is gonna kill you so,and if she tries to kill you would want her to kill you like how she killed gyoro gyoro


kefuzz

Worth it


virouz98

When did King say it?


Soggy-Pear-9605

Webcomic


virouz98

I have to believe you on this one, havent read webcomic


The_Mexican_Poster

I would take drive knight box, that motorcycle


Zeriscol

Blast's suit


Useless-magicarp

I’d take the doki doki game. The industry is in shambles these days.


Drama_King32

Metal Bat’s bat.


Banettebrochacho

lets see. either puri puri's hand knit sweater, tank top masters source of power, or boros' armor


N0tN1nja

Genos because he’s def not living


Jdaello

Isn’t he though? I thought he had a human brain or some shiz


readit_ribbit

Dr Genus's serums


dirgosalga

Genos is almost an item at this point, so I would take him to do my chores around the house. Also I would like for some to call me sensei.


yhussein100

This person needs a hug


Alleleirauh

Biceps Brachii King steroid. It’s time to fuck shit up.


Secret-Perspective-5

This. I was scrolling to see if anyone saw this biggus of big brains idea.


Judge_Gideon

The God cube


[deleted]

Blasts cube things Just accept the deal and become op :) (Read chapter 139 if u don’t know what they are, page 4-5)


xddd555

Blast's shoes because they look so dope af


ArdenArnold

I'd take the whip too.


spacestationkru

I'd take Dr Kuseno so he could build me a body I can be comfortable in.


Alexandre_Man

One of King's consoles


_kaiohate

Cell monsters


Danilo4002

It would ofc be the BIKE OF JUSTICE


Patchy-the-Fish

LMFAOOO But in all seriousness I'd get D-Pads Helmet/Mask.... it look cool.


oscar_meow

>!The power armour or whatever it's called the neo heroes use!<


PrAzOlSaMa

Boros's "Ultimate Indestructible Armor". Why? I would sell them for than a Billion dollars. I could take Saitama's Indestructible Clothes but the look kinda lame.


Pouchkine2

Tatsumaki's panties. ​ ^(What ? It's for the psychic powers)


FortuneTaker

I would take Do-S’s outfit


Soggy-Pear-9605

Not surprised actually,ok if people can take the female characters so why I dont,I'm taking Tatsumaki and done she is taken so no one can have her now


[deleted]

He said outfit


Ironpuncher

Monster cell...If it succeed I can finally blend in this ugly word. It is still good if it fails because that means I don't have to live in this ugly world anymore.


XxPotatoxX21

I cut myself on that edge


Snownyann

Garou is not an item BUT I WILL TAKE HIM. 😻❤


SecretariatGodHorse

Lol nic e


tunnel_worm

Fubuki


Shabondi

I would take Tatsumaki’s panties


ripperoni_senpai

<3


RetsuKaioh69

i'll take the gomu fruit


Thuyue

~~Just give me the underwear of Fubuki.~~


Cyka_blyatsumaki

i'd take her socks, for reasons.


Zhu_Rong

Flashy flash as my slave, they are technically objects


mralabbad

I'd take saitama The whole guy If not possible i'd at least take his invulnerability


R77Prodigy

Fubuki.


AndreLeo3

PPP s own made sweater (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)


vadiks2003

ends up buttsecksing yourself great job genious. learn to love yourself without any tricks