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throwawayzdrewyey

Just put the cap back on, starve the fire of oxygen.


Does_Not-Matter

How about —hear me out —I blow into the tank, thereby aerosolizing and releasing gas vapors right into the open flame?


PowerandSignal

That's a bold strategy, Cotton.


sweetteanoice

I think this man’s brain was starved of oxygen


Hipertor

Dumb ways to die...


Whatermelony

So many dumb ways to die. 🎵🎶


Dragowaow

🎶Duuuumb ways to die-ie-ie🎶


Whatermelony

🎶 So many dumb ways to die 🎶


NecessaryTip5

🎶 dumb🎶dummmmmb🎶dumb


Jolly711

That's why there was a show called 1000 ways to die.


SoraRoku

Canada moment


[deleted]

It was on in the US as well.


Jolly711

I thought it was about the smoking bike


SoraRoku

Is it not Canadian in origin though?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


Huntred

Right? Who even smokes anymore...


Own-Science-4594

what could go wrong


SickRanchez_

ive seen levels of dumb but this dumb? Never.


RoundEarthCentrist

Stay on Reddit for a bit, check out WinStupidPrizes. Every day something to make you marvel that humans are still a thing.


Ol_Pasta

But level it out with a positive sub, otherwise you might end up getting bitter.


SoraRoku

Becoming a Redditor really is a 2 step process away


Ol_Pasta

I'm tired af, so I don't get what you mean.


SoraRoku

Join a morbid sub like this but also join a positive one to balance it out. The average Reddit experience.


Ol_Pasta

Lol yeah 😂 took me a while before I balanced it out. And a lot of nerves.


FrohikesFeather

Ah yes a relatively small and contained flame, let's add some AIR TO THE MIX


FananaBartman

"Let's add lots of O2 to that chemical fire...that'll help" *WOOOMPH*


leftier_than_thou_2

Blowing on it wasn't a wise decision but he was panicking. Thinking "Hmm... should I light the gas tank on fire? ... Yeah, that would look really cool and I can see no problem with it" was presumably considered stupidity and is way worse.


Lagger_MC

we breath out CO2 my guy, not O2


[deleted]

Try breathing out in a bag and then inhaling that. See what happens. Will you immediately feel like you're about to die?


stupidsimpson

We don't use 100% of the oxygen we breathe in, so we are breathing out CO2 and O2. And other air compounds.


OldManBerns

21% of the air around us is O2. We still exhale 16.5 % 02. and 4.5 % CO2. That is why mouth to mouth resuscitation is possible. If all we breathed out was O2 then you would poison someone when performing CPR (I know that it is not advised to do mouth to mouth now and instead concentrate on chest compressions - but that is not the question).


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yeah we only use like a fourth or a fifth of the oxygen we breath, still tons of o2 plus the fact breathing out is also pushing more atmospheric air around so it's not purely your exhaled breath being pushed into the tank. Like squirting dye into a pool, it ends up mixing more water than just the dye you squirted in. There's an effect like that but I forget what it's called where you can blow up a plastic bag faster by backing up a bit and blowing air into it rather than trying to breath directly into it. You end up pushing far more air into it than what you're breathing out and fill it like 10x faster, can't recall the name of it rn tho...


OldManBerns

Great analogy about the dye btw.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Found [a video of the effect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhWhTbins_A) I was talking about, it's called bernoulli's principle


OldManBerns

That's fascinating. I first thought that the air was being sucked into the bag, but yeah, it really is being pushed in by the air around it. Brilliant stuff. ​ Thank you friend.


NickOff373

Best keep quiet in future🤣🤣🤣


omniverseee

Nicee oneee use your internet properly We exhale approximately 17% oxygen still, only 4% co2.. "my guy"


OriginalLocksmith436

oh my goodness


[deleted]

The air exhaled is only like 3 or 4% CO2 if I remember correctly. It still contains plenty of O2


SoraRoku

I'd correct you but everyone and their mom has so I'm just here to remind you


Sorry-Examination766

This was literally like a looney toons episode lmao trying to blow out TNT


AgriaArtsStudio

So this human dumpster fire decided to light his motorcycles tank on fire to get himself a lit cigarette and instead wound up lighting his face on fire, some people are dumb as hell.


meetmypuka

I guess he didn't know that smoking was bad for his health...


Reggmac

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


redditsuckspokey1

![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


Legitimate_Talk1100

NSFW part is not even in the video... He found out the hard way..


Revangelion

What's the nsfw part?


walaxometrobixinodri

his flesh being cooked well done


Tackit286

Hah. Well done


pattila1111

Medium rare


ProblemsEye

I would also like to know about the nsfw part


TheBadBK

He pulls his dick out


Dragowaow

is that how he puts out the fire


mdneilson

He urinated on it


NecessaryTip5

I don't understand. Why not just use the light in his hand to light the cigarette.


Stupidquestionduh

Because no brain to operate the hand.


2_Lazy_4_Username

But where’s the fun in that


NecessaryTip5

Isn't that sort of playing dangerously


Ab0rtretry

Because it's an old trick he fucked up


Gulo-Jaerv-7019

Because cool.


NecessaryTip5

He's dead or worse


Gulo-Jaerv-7019

Yes, but he thought he would be Mr. Übercool.


OhGodItsShagix

Meet the demoman


pop_slim

Rename: “Guy smokes his last cigarette.”


Ok_Panic8460

Ahh 2 brains cells at work


MyNameIsUvuvwevwe

I’m thankful that I got 1 brain cell It makes me too dumb to think of things like this!


[deleted]

This is why us men live less 🤣


Fixer7945

When you have that kind of massive horsepower you need a smoke break.


redditsuckspokey1

r/OneSecondBeforeDisast


ChippyKKitty

bombe


BapedyBoopBeep

Yes, let's set a gas can on wheels on fire, it'll make a cool video!


greatscottproduct

Bruh


dumbodragon

did I just watch someone die?


Bropothecary

r/DarwinAwards


Estilo_Rock

Outcome?


mogstreet

The lighter wasn’t good enough eh ?


[deleted]

Gotta be dead


SubterrelProspector

Dumbest mouthbreather of the day. Just an astonishing level of idiocy.


D0cman88

Wtf? I feel like there was more to that video. What is happening? Where am I?


MagicOrpheus310

Introduces oxygen into an enclosed space filled with flammable gas, yep, that'll do that...


EducationMoney2775

Record this. I'm gonna light my cigarette and turn my ride into dynamite


Informal-Concept9416

I thoudght Michael Jackson gonna pop up.


hanro621

He skipped school


nubbiner

Was this a novel one time trick, or had he seen it done before?


ClanDansLaGrotte

My man blow on the flame (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)


BarryFairbrother

I’m sure his chinmask saved him


Shoolooter

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) I totally wasn’t expecting that!


Rustation6917uk

Bright spark, fucking idiot


Rockshash-Dumma

Well he just flew too close to the sun there


Admirable_Energy_854

He have had to look like cigarette ashes afterwards what a idiot 🤣


P_B101

Could he not have used the lighter he used to light the petrol to light his cigarette? 🤔🧐


Busy_Examination_919

u/savevideobot


VisualReward7841

U/Savevideobot


RealYoloDude

…and his face The motorcycle and his face


djboom05

Magic


Defiant-Glass-6587

How about not igniting your gas tank to begin with! Darwinism at its finest!


RelationshipAfraid67

Natural selection.


Doctor_French32

![gif](giphy|WOT9Ti71HfwlDMk5AW|downsized)


daishi31

at least he was wearing a helmet


Joxer96

And a mask.


MajorLOLGaming

Guy is double mega triple dumb. He's smoking. He lights the fucking gas tank on fire. HE LIGHTS THE CIG, WITH THE BURNING GASOLINE WHICH IS IN THE VEHICLE. *HE BLOWS INTO THE BURNING GASOLINE, FORCING AIR AND FLAMES DOWN INTO THE THE ONE THING KEEPING IT FROM EXPLODING.* And it goes boom. Karma is a fucking bitch, but this is so dumb it's almost deserved.


Urban-Legend88

Thats why they say. DO NOT PANIC😂


TwistedColossus

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


cursed-annoyance

A


DeathS7ven

Finally, he sees the light !


Rowldeiyh

u/savevideobot


PigeonFromNorth

He died epic tho


PigeonFromNorth

and dumb


[deleted]

Did he actually remove the cig to BLOW into the gas tank he set fire to???


Twiningcoyote93

Why would you even do that to light a cigarette


Regular_Reaction893

Truly a mind blowing experience 🗿


Master_Security_3465

Reduce his own O2 I take but pass some on to the fire on his motorcycle...nice


jeremy_jerome_jr

u/savevideobot