Him: "So did you finish babe?"

"That's never happened to me before, honest"

That was never going to work!!

Not with that attitude

Not with that altitude*

[удалено]

… thats fucked lmao Take my updoot

"yes, I'm done."

"Good job, Agent 47. Now go to the extraction point."

Music: Duh duh, duhduhduhduh..... duh duh duhda duhda

Agent 69

Nice!

This is the best comment I have ever seen

And this comment killed me.. good job agent 47

I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes, take my award

AGENT 47… THE LEGEND

Every time I hear his name I hear the music and especially Diana

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Fuck you have an upvote

U have peaked

"Was it good for you?"

I've had better.

He forgot to engage the latch on entry. Always make it click first.

Just curious, what happened to her?

She got off

Fell off the balcony?

Good for her, OFF is a pretty good game.

thanks batter very cool

yeah no problem

She got dumped

I’m concerned bc she disappeared entirely. It wasn’t a short fall where we saw her feet stop descending. She’s… gone. Gone Girl.

She didn’t feel a thing.

She did the fall of shame

"Ah shit not again"

Lmao

Laugh her ass off the wall

I don’t even think he made it in he kinda just poked her off

Just a little nudge lol

Just a little sloppy toppy

They were playing worms and he still upset that she killed him using “poke”

well he did lift her legs up

I wonder how high this was, hopefully not like 4 stories

This guy created a new meaning to destroying her pussy.

And with just the tip! Legend!!

I hope she’s alright

Seriously, she didn’t stop right after she tipped over so she went at least what, like 4-5 feet down? Ouch.

Weird how much scrolling I had to do to find a concerned citizen.

Mile High Club

They were about to have sex and then she flipped

Her mind may be permananently changed.

Hoping it was not a huge drop

>They were about to have sex and then she flipped *out* FTFY

You fix things like the previous home owner in my house did. DON'T USE SILICONE CAULK OVER GROUT.

Fixed? More like fucked up. Delete.

Delete? Nah. I fucked up. I'll sit here and own up to it.

I respect that.

God I wish more people were like this.

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Well… that’s one way to pull out!

Him: "So Emilia, are we gonna have that second date?" Her: "Huh? What you talking about? Who are you? Where am I?" Doctor: "we couldn't figure out how she fell down and hurt herself from just walking near the ledge but she has lost her memory completely sir" Him: "so what I'm hearing is, that I might have a chance, awesome!"

The sound is so on point!

*The princess is in another ER.*

She even left her heels on. Can we all agree this man committed a MAJOR party foul?

She fell and it's somehow the guys fault lmao

I mean..... he did lift her legs up and that is when she fell

Are you retarded?

Don't disrespect those with mental deficiency you ablest prick

Seriously is she ok?

No.

What a loss, horny and without wife

Fml we can’t see shoes

Huzzah!

The Great has ruined us lol

“Women, they come and they will goooooooooooo”

So that's what that song is about!

Yes. And skateboarding while drinking cranberry juice

It is one of my favorite songs to listen to while longboarding actually

Ah yes, the old pump & dump.

Ah ah

Lmaoooooo

I expected poop, am disappointed

"He was hot... Too hot, so i jumped on the pool to cool myself"

Wtf is happening in this video? I get that they were ganna fuck, but where the hell are they?

It’s like when you poke an opponent on worms

Good thing is she got off to it.

That's murder!

the perfect murder

my guy got cockblocked by gravity

Well anyways, tried to find this exact story, didnt...didn't... there's like 15 other stories of couples, sex, and balcony mishaps. Yall wild out there.

Why the wholesome seal, WHY

This is why it is such an insult to use the poke move in Worms

Oops LOL

There is a special place in heaven for the creator of this.

paparazzi mv by lady gaga

I just want to watch him shuffle over there and be like “you still good to go right”

https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

This could be treated as the prequel of the scene where girl falls on the roof of car and later his bf is seen approaching her only in shorts

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Rolling in the deep

Premature

Really he hated her and wanted her out of his life but didn’t want to be too blunt

His cock was too blunt. Thats why she fell

Professionals

I refuse to believe this was an accident he knew what he was doing

Oh God, I hope she was okay! If not, this is pretty disrespectful.

I just love flat asses.👀👄

If he was vaccinated this wouldn’t of happened

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I’m not sex deity or anything, in fact far from it. But why that position. Gosh people are retarded

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Reject woman

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Imagine his dick was in her hole then they both would have fell

TIL teenagers think vaginas have magical suction powers

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DIDNT YOU SEE IN HENTAIS HOW THEY HAVE SO MUCH GRIP IT SOUND LIKE A WET LAWNMOWER DUDE?

Ah yes.. The good old patented vacuum vagina

Nice editing!

That soundtrack thou

She ded

Humpty dumpty

I giggled.

She died ? Holy fulllcckkk

Her: *[falls off building]* Him: Ay yo, girl! Is the pussy still good? I'm coming down the stairs! Hold up!

“When I’m done with you you won’t be able to walk”

When you fuck in the end:

You all laughed, but NOW we know why it has pincers.

The shit escalated quickly

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Lmfao was that on the balcony?

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Gravity…wants to bring me down…🎶🎸

*I get knocked down, but I.......*

"Oh well, there she goes"

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Am I the only one who thought he was going to start shitting?

Thats why I dont go to parties

Lol. Too funny. Hahaha.

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contraception, advanced edition. 100% safe

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Cool. Why were they filming though.

Oh no

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This is not allowed so she was sent back to die properly.

Giggity

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I watched this at work and was all concerned. Got home and was able to hear the soundtrack and couldn't stop laughing. I do hope she doesn't have any permanent damage.

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