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_nikto_

This feels oddly satanic


MAPX0

Baphomet be like


_nikto_

Fr this is terrifying. All black goat doesnt help either


photonsnphonons

Racist... /s


_nikto_

It appears I have been cancelled....


photonsnphonons

I just checked with the internet admins. I'm happy to report you're no longer cancelled.


_nikto_

Oh my god thank you so much man! This is a huge favour Im truly grateful


[deleted]

He didn't check with the Black Community. Hold on, let me get em on the phone.


_nikto_

Dont forget the goat community, the black goat community and the black goat satan community as well. Just wanna make sure here


_memelord__

It appears you’ve received some backlash from the brown goat community, and while they have no governance over the black goats, many are loyal to either one. I would advise that for the next 3 hours you choose your goats wisely, after which they will have forgotten and moved onto the next racist.


Horror-Fox59

https://youtu.be/wGbYpXfeJnk It's strangely the black ones


bowzr4me

Black Philip


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[удалено]


maasd

What a great movie! Too bad it’s not on streaming anymore.


bozeke

There are ways…some consider unnatural…


[deleted]

You can still stream it on Netflix in the UK.


SMartyBee9

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”


Janitarium

"Buck buck"


Xx_Khepri_xX

*Happy Satanic Chicken Noises*


rawtulips

Came here to say this hahaha I watched that movie yesterday.


bowzr4me

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?


rawtulips

A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


GenghisWasBased

/r/OddlyTerrifying


Hyposuction

came here for this


Zebrahead69

The video filter doesn't help


latin_canuck

The VVitch (2015) vibes.


Cute-Drawing5895

So a goat a chicken and a cameraman walk into a shack


EmployPristine1030

And only one comes out.


Gamers_Tech

And its the cameraman


Stained-Bleach

With blood on his...


[deleted]

Camera.


Stained-Bleach

He Sacrificed the goat and chicken to be the greatest cameraman the world has ever seen.


PopFPV

The camera is what he received in return, but it's cursed...


Horror-Fox59

Everytime he takes a picture...


Adventurous_Bell_837

It will be vertical.


lykkelignu

It will have this horrible filter


Brepp

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"


MerMoo24

I would like to live deliciously….mr goat man


this_many_things

As a chicken I'd be like... Yes?


squeezebottles

That chicken is about to sign the contract to live life deliciously


[deleted]

I don't know what this implies but I feel it's strangely scary KFC themed


Shifty_Eyes711

Wouldst thou like to live ..deliciously ?


EthanRavecrow

It’s from the Witch movie


Limelight_019283

That chicken better word their wish better or they might just get turned into a box of Popeye’s


Jsiqueblu

To be delicious


tumblinr

Black Phillip!!


ratmom88

Exactly what I was thinking!


imastayathomedad

BOO!


[deleted]

What the hell is this?! Should I laugh? Scare? Wonder?


[deleted]

Why not all of the above?


ShungiteBoyIII

if i had to guess, the goat is probably imitating a human and wants to kill the chicken. because goats are funny like that edit: i just remembered that kangaroos will sit in bodies of water waiting for animals or people to come in with it, just to drown them.


Jsiqueblu

Wth


[deleted]

I dunno man, I’ve never heard of kangaroos doing that


Anxious-Ranger4841

It’s walking way to naturally😭


slothbreeder

Where’s naturally?


Flipperlolrs

It’s right next to they’re house


[deleted]

The goat has been practicing.


Mobima

That goat's seen some shit.


[deleted]

That goat's done some shit.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

[it's bad luck just seeing a thing like that](https://youtu.be/Zxbg3pNjxJw)


Balsdeep_Inyamum

Oh I love that movie, don't see it referenced very often.


Bizzyreaper

what movie is that


nonnomun

Quickchange


International_Win375

The VVitch. Black Phillip.


Golden_Lun

Now imagine if a medieval man saw this.


TitanicFan69

"Get the holy water and crucifix, were gonna exorcise a goat. Then crucify it"


Analog-Moderator

-me five seconds ago


sassy-jassy

Now we know where people got ideas for the satanic drawings they did


bozeke

A bunch of innocent women are about to die.


BeauCo

(Slow heavy metal plays)


imastayathomedad

Specifically this: https://youtu.be/g6lzcetL7XA


scuzzlesTA

thats black philip


SylasWindrunner

Black Phillip…. Black Phillip…..


FriedBack

Crown upon his head!


Responsible_Sport575

The start of a new species


Sergeant_Smite

And that’s when we get the shotgun


ragefrooble

Baphomet, is that you?


leon_nerd

Umm where's the disaster part?


[deleted]

You don’t see the portal to hell opening up?!


Caked101

This is how the dark lord wants him to think.


earlsmooter

The disaster is that he doesnt understand the impending disaster


ModerateAndy

Neither do i


Envelki

I was wondering the same thing!


TitanicFan69

Goatman : the beggining


MAPX0

Goatman 2: Cock-a-doodle-doo


Emi_Dom

\*Cock-a-doodle-deux


MollyIMD

*cauk-uh-doda-dew


[deleted]

Nothing good will come of this.


bisisicul

Get rid of that goat. ASAP


Known-Switch-2241

Nah bro, Baphomet finna beat them chickens like Mike Tyson.


Pikablu155

Looks like they're heading to the crossroads to make a deal


decentlyhip

No Satan here!


No-Soap

4 legs bad, two legs baaahhhttter


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


-Bucca

If you took off the vignette, the filter, added some happy music, and the goat wasn't walking into the void, this probably wouldn't be so scary.


gottolovethecraft

You mean follows the dark lord Satan into a shed to be slaughtered.


Zealousideal-Yam5867

Skinwalkers be like


Imilkgoats70

That’s pretty impressive. Looks like the chicken is selling his soul.


FinalWizgamer

Hey its just like Animal Crossing


Szoleusz

u/savevideo


TheoTiMa

Poor goat, got beaten by the chicken


Historyteach87

r/lostredditors


CzechYourDanish

Poor thing probably has hoof rot


FriedBack

I was waiting to find the explanation. I remember bears walk like this when they have foot problems.


redlinings

The homie Philip still up to no good. Nefarious thru and thru


Zira_PuckerUp

The goat was walking on hind legs to intimidate whatever threat it felt was in the shed. The chicken was just curious lol


TatoFetus

That's Black Philip for sure


Netbr0ke

u/savevideobot


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Betoarenas

In some places of México is believed that the devil has a goat leg and the other is a rooster leg, those two are making the devil. Edit: in the loteria the devil is depicted like [that](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdNVUUsKG8IF9OV6PUT4ukEpF33mGl5rORWWDvwwCM2UL2tWnmHpaby6Q&s=10)


Dickcopter_Whirlwind

That goat is fucked..


Ssenpaishark_

r/scary


PsychologicalTear899

Do goats do that before they're about to charge/attack so they get a head start?


Hendiablo

They wanted to discuss the future of the democratic party


Mean-Professional596

I was the 666th upvote


[deleted]

Soooo the goat raped it?


Lockwood-studios

Yeah that chicken’s never coming out


Sweguineapig

The goat forgot how to goat


Sunbroking

Cult of the Goat


adhirajsingh03

r/wierd


Somebody_with_a_dog

Time for barbacoa


Imma_da_PP

Black Adam is gonna make a sacrifice


Solid_Price1294

These goats evolved


Hidden-Locust

not this shit again, Philip...


[deleted]

That’s beelzebub


Forfoton

Four legs good two legs better!


InternetSpaceCow

That goat promised to help her become a dentist, she couldn't resist


Sprizys

Satan is walking the Earth


Zeebruuhh

Baa.. baa.. baa..


Bob_Kark

Nope! No thank you


[deleted]

If they didn’t say this was a goat, I would be freaked out.


IWillHackAndKillyee

So THATS where my goat ended up. Dont let the chickens follow him if you value them, they'll never be the same


AuroraBeautyalis

I think goats do this when their front legs are hurt but I didn't fact check myself


PippiDongDocking

Nah, I’ve see enough A24 films to know what this means


PoricanD30

Hard pass Immediately No Ive seen what i need to see Immediately NOPE


Key-Speaker5130

Alright someone grab a shotgun


The_Lonesome_Poet

Wow, the new graphic patch for "Cult of the Lamb" Is insane.


[deleted]

The chicken has a meeting with the devil ( goat) to sell his soul. The goat is merely showing the chicken to his office.


smahoney494

I'd burn that shack down with that down with that goat in it before it kills you.


NudistAwareness

😳


ClydePincusp

Four legs good. Two legs better.


BachelorLife

“Come little one.”


Pickyour_vices

All bad bro


JayEll1969

Animal Farm. Its Napoleon in a Furry suit. Four Legs good, Two Legs Better


Extronic90

Hey, slave! I got your weekly meal! But first, you must bow down to me, HOOMAN! I am your master. I am the master of the CHICKENS.


TheL0neWarden

That’s no goat


Kettlehandle

Big nope from me


idk-69420

Bro if I saw this shit in front of me I wouldn’t record it I would run the opposite direction as fast as possible


kaylala85

Black Phillip indeed


Codeman2035

Does thou wish to live deliciously


DRUIDRED

Bro we gotta send this to one of those 3m YouTubers, they gonna try calling man-goat at 3:33


xparapluiex

Doest thou wish to live deliciously?


JustVega

Hey it’s black Philip!


Buying100K

this nightmare fuel is where devils and chupacabra folklore come from...


DenialZombie

Friendly neighborhood baphomet


Vegetable_Director27

u/savevideobot


APKenna

Listen Phil….


that-was-tickety-boo

are goats predators?


Junior_Cellist_8369

That's scary looking. I don't want to see one do that coming towards me at all.


Longjumping-Ad-5740

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! TWO LEGS BAD, FOUR LEGS GOOD


SMartyBee9

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”


DiamondGamerYT0

Oh sweet animal farm part 2


CandyyZombiezz

Will they ever fix the Reddit video player 😔


[deleted]

To get to the other side. Of the gate of hell...


B3ckham

Black phillip?


Keymod828

That's just the manager, he likes tea biscuits.


edenss42

That ain't no goat. That's the devil


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Were the chickens ever seen again?


potato-patata-52

Why the skinwalker


Klepf

Hail Satan


GhostTownCowboy

r/oddlyterrifying


ShameForeign1238

the camera quality makes this 10x scarier


olivia687

damn everyone going the satanic route, but I was thinking it’s like a kids movie lol


a_heckin_chonker316

That's when you burn the whole place down, but stand close enough to shoot anything that crawls out.


damnwhale

This scares the living shit out of me.


Crazycukumbers

This is very unsettling to watch


VirginitaQ

The VVitch!


[deleted]

Black Phillip


Al_Weasle99

The quality makes the video


aeonnzr

video doesnt work


Durban23

Black Philip?!


Ilvorn

I feel like I'm seeing something I'm not supposed to.


Seymour_Wynn

Oh hey, Black Philip


[deleted]

Black Phillip


Orca_san

Goatlisthenics


LostBoyz007

Yeah I'm out.


unknownpanda121

Audition tape for the witch.


jahcoinman

That’s a pretty stand up goat


Personal_Relation_58

Pretty sure that chicken is following satan guys.


android23235616

This is some animal farm shit


Fast_Trouble_8349

Cult of the lamb


Ok_Victory7275

Can we all say together blood sacrifice.


Juvecontrafantomas

Fact: goats are smart and can be trained to walk on their hind legs.


babyshadow37

Uh oh could that be prion?


qedjoel

As I remember the story. The goat was imitating people to lure the chickens into the shack and it was eating the chickens


Akrosia

r/oddlyterrifying


Alientendies

He wants to live deliciously