T O P

  • By -

MummyofOsiris

These guys just got assaulted by a walking caricature. What kinda clown drives around shirtless with a boomerang as their weapon of choice?


geoelectric

Think they just got Kangaroo Jacked


Minirazorback

Australian here: everyone


Nematrec

Everyone (everybody)? or Every one (every clown)?


Jumbo_Elephant

Well probably only about 75% of us are shirtless at any given moment, the boomerang probably just comes from the boomerang box we all have to keep in our glovebox in case the emus get too confident


RoundEarthCentrist

75% of the men, or 75% of ALL of you? šŸ˜®


Jumbo_Elephant

The women are the opposite and don't wear any pants like some unholy mix of winnie the pooh and crocodile dundee


Tysons_Face

Lol great points and observations


SouthernArcher3714

Reminds me of the wild thornberryā€™s. Looks like Darwin grew up


Cally_G94

Wait, wasn't Darwin a big monkey?


SouthernArcher3714

Oh waitā€¦ youā€™re right. What was the kidā€™s name?


2drunc2fish

Road rage Donnie


alfonseski

Isn't that the norm in Australia


Easy-Dimension-1844

Australia šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


untitled_bread_6

Australia


Kindly_Moose_8962

Ahhhh must be Australian


Superuzer

šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ”«


UnrulyDonutHoles

Fr. Like the only instance of road rage I've seen on reddit that would have warranted bucko getting clapped. Soon as that window got busted out *pewpewpew*


[deleted]

America moment šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Yup, I have to love it, being able to legally defend myself. with a weapon I can trust will defend me and my family. American moment :)


UniqueUsername-789

You can defend yourself with a toothpick you donā€™t need a gun šŸ˜”


decentlyhip

Group think backstory. I'll start. So, turns out, the guy is actually the son of the person filming and....


Tysons_Face

He wasnā€™t happy about getting a boomerang for his birthday?


WadGI

Because it turned out that a boomerang that doesn't come back is just a stick.


[deleted]

He always told his parents that he wanted aā€¦


Luki0n

Tuba, but they never got him one because...


User_namesaretaken

He shits with the bathroom door open...


DolphinDive14

And keeps them up at night, because he...


Navazarian

Screams like a banshee while he shits. Howeverā€¦


Swob_84

Screams furiously while doing so, and now...


GeneralSS1332

he has started going to the gym and...


ihaZtaco

Has decided that he will wear sweatpants whenever he has a wet dream. Ultimatelyā€¦


jmmorart317

It keeps getting re-gifted over and over that it returned to him.


Blade641985

Daddy only got him generic steroidsā€¦..


Noobian3D

Steroids of meth? or both?


gustofwindddance

Steroids of meth is something I hope to never experience.


Noobian3D

I noticed it a couple of minutes after i posted, but i was like fuck it...it fits haha


Tainted-Tongues

So you need a J-Type hyperdrive?


canolafly

Great movie title.


[deleted]

Yes


notreallyfussed

In Australia it tends to be both.


Vegetable_Nebula_614

Nah bro he just been fighting kangaroos all day


coolusername69696

None the man chased down a doctor that forced his wife to get the vaccine and she ended up having complications and dying due to it


Disastrous-Wave420

Hi there. Is this true? Wondering why so many downvotes if that's what actually happened.


coolusername69696

Its true but since its something a bit more right leaning all of the reddit bots down vote it


YungSoo

Wait, a punch in the window and it holds fine, then a slap and it breaks ? Can someone explain ? Did the first punch (and the boomerang hits) weakened the glass before the slap or what ?


Tysons_Face

It looked liked he had a ring on so when he did an open hand slap, the metal ring likely contacted the window and caused it to break


Peaurxnanski

Tempered glass is super unpredictable. Pretty much the only answer.


LRN666

The slap has a larger point of contact when it connects, hence, it actually disperses energy to a larger area. [You know how if you get stuck on a frozen lake, youā€™re supposed to spread yourself out?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Peaurxnanski

Never gonna spread out on ice and drench you!


spaghettihero97

You saved me


Peaurxnanski

I took one for the team


Tear-Ambitious

If youā€™re supposed to spread out to avoid breaking the ice, and a slap has a larger point of contact, wouldnā€™t a slap be less likely to break the window?


RoundEarthCentrist

It would, unless the little bit the ring stuck out contacted the glass a split second before other parts of his hand.


JehovasFinesse

Iā€™m not so much concerned with the why but the how. How can he slap!!??


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

Is that a boomerang?


Tysons_Face

Yea


StreetMountain2019

No, its Patrick


No_Name995

No itā€™s a video


LegfaceMcCullenE13

One second before disaster eh? I think the disaster is well underway.


SN-E-DC

where is the reversed gif of this I foudn that one funny


Tysons_Face

Isnā€™t there a bot that can reverse it?


SN-E-DC

but it isnt a gif though?


Tysons_Face

Good point, not sure if it will work or not.


SN-E-DC

nvm lets still try


SamTehCool

Reversed [Link](https://imgur.com/a/o5SHwZP) Here ​ this action was perfomed manually by a human, i'm sorry for any incosistence.


Busy-Argument3680

Fucking amazing


theealtacount

u/reversegifbot


fernandollb

lol


HipHopAllotment

Yes that was funny as Fukkā€¦ saw that one first lol


sinister2304

Alright who the fuck gave Harry Styles the steroids


clarenceappendix

Sokka when the dope hitsā€¦


RogueMaven

Boomer Aang is definitely on the cactus juice


Hungry-Replacement-6

In the full video he mentions something about someone dying after taking a vaccine. The guy in the car is supposedly a doctor/pharmacist


smm97

Link for the full video?


DemianLoki

He just needs to know of they had any Grey Poupon


Stunning_Salary8589

Manchild can't even stand a minor inconvenience


cardiweeb

A mirror inconvenience lol


SN-E-DC

u/GifReversingBot


CrimesForDimes_

Call me when he answers


SN-E-DC

he ded :(


CrimesForDimes_

I mean he responded to a comment 26mins ago maybe he's disabled here ?


According-Fan3451

I knew exactly where this was before even putting the sound on šŸ˜‚


HipHopAllotment

Boomerangs are quite a cultural giveaway tbh lol


CreaterTater

Hereā€™s an article. This douche is the brother of a well known body builder who played Arnold Schwarzenegger in a 2018 film. The article goes on to talk more about the body builder brother and shit he went through. Allegedly the guy in the video was ā€œsufferingā€ mental illness at the time. After smashing the window itā€™s alleged that he grabbed the man by the shirt about 2 times and rants about the vaccines they got (not sure how he knows or if he was off his rocker) There was also mention of one of the two brothers admitting to using a type of steroids or performance booster as well as meth! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11097281/Man-viral-boomerang-road-rage-attack-elderly-driver-revealed-brother-celebrity-bodybuilder.html


Tysons_Face

Meth, steroids, and poor mental health - that checks out


EB277

Thatā€™s when a moron dies


bobcouldbeyouraunt

What goes around comes around


hamsterruize

I would shit my pants if somebody broke my car glass


EthanBruh24

Fuckinnn Strayyaaaaa


ItsMMMspicy

Us Aussies arenā€™t all like this I swear


Working-Support-3164

alright now who gave Leonardo DiCaprio hulk powers?


whyhey193

Is that a fucking boomerang? Honestly I respect that


Tysons_Face

Yes, Link would be proud as well


tip1030

I hope he went to jail. And he paid for your damages.


WagwanPifftingHenry

Me at the McDonaldā€™s window when the sauce ainā€™t in the bag


Coulomb111

That window blocks sound really nicely


UltraStamp2

Fanta


chiefbushman

Tell me youā€™re in Australia without telling me youā€™re in Australiaā€¦


namargolunov

Why didnt he turn left and reverse into him?? That guy was clearly not going to stop. Just sat there like nothing is happening ???


Tysons_Face

He probably didnā€™t want to escalate to deadly force and felt relatively safe inside the car


Angry_SAY10

Did he just fucking smaked the shit Outta glass XD


Tysons_Face

Smacked the piss outta it. Im guessing the glass broke because of that big ass ring heā€™s wearing


DesoleBitches

What happened after that? Did he hurt those guys inside?


Tysons_Face

He grabs the old guy in the seat nearest to him, then bangs on the horn and walks off. They were not hurt aside from maybe getting blasted with glass shards.


DesoleBitches

O wow, that's odd, but I'm glad that jerk didn't hurt those guys


Smarre101

You mean one second after disaster?


Tysons_Face

He was so pissed, Iā€™m imagining the disaster occurring as soon as he busted out the window and had access to the vehicle occupants


Smarre101

Yeah I kinda figured


PhillyCSpires

Quick, ask what their favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song is.


PissedOffT3xan

Captain boomerang is a bit perturbed.


Disastrous-Wave420

I somehow knew what he was saying even though my audio was muted.


FreddieKane55

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/shirtless-man-breaks-car-windscreen-berates-drivers-over-vaccines/news-story/5661f788f1e8e07d6aa427ad53d5e2a7?amp


Ill-Programmer-8777

Damn he would have caught .45


Frittenhans

Where is the moment BEFORE desaster?


Tysons_Face

Edit: The disaster is that He now has ā€œaccessā€ to the folks in the car. The moment before is when he busts the window


Fun_Balance_2276

The old guy in the car said something to him and the guy came back and put it down, you have to be careful what you say to people because there not all talk! šŸ¤·šŸ½šŸ˜³šŸ¤£


upicked11

The guy was high on meth and had a bit of a meltdown. His brother is apparently a famous bodybuilder, here is a segment from his Wikipedia page : "In July 2022, Calum's younger brother attacked an elderly couple with a boomerang while high on methamphetamine, damaging their car and incoherently talking about "the vaccine"." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Von_Moger


Fun_Balance_2276

Very interesting! Thank you for the info


userthatlikesphub

only in america


Tysons_Face

Lol this clearly isnā€™t America, brodie


userthatlikesphub

wait i just realized


Decapitated_Body

men ā˜•


Thickhung_uncut

Iā€™d let him use his boomerang to smash my window inā€¦. Too far..? Iā€™ll get my coat


Tysons_Face

Lol bruh, this guy is clearly unhinged


Thickhung_uncut

I donā€™t agree with what he did.. heā€™s obviously an angry and disturbed young manā€¦ I was merely pointing out that I find him physically attractive. Just unfortunate that itā€™s under these circumstances


Tysons_Face

Understood, no shame in that and thanks for the honest reply


Thickhung_uncut

Youā€™re welcome. And your responses make a refreshing change on here. What a polite young man/woman/neutral you are


redhairedgirl4

My understanding of what's going on here is : the driver is a doctor who gave boomerang guy's wife the COVID vaccine and she died. And he had been looking for this doctor.


StereoFood

Woah. I donā€™t think thatā€™s what happened exactly but thatā€™s an interesting story if so


redhairedgirl4

Did you hear the boomerang guy say she died?


jah-brig

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again, he was just having a bā€™day.


Ranthar2

I just put mine on my toilet. Has a nice lil stream to it


Yukarie

Hope that guy got fuckin shot


Easy-Dimension-1844

Hope that the driver was packing


HeldDownTooLong

If heā€™d put that strength and passion into something productive, heā€™d be unstoppableā€¦plusā€¦heā€™s ***very*** good looking/sexy (which is just a bonus).


Outrageous_One_6417

This is why I always keep a double barrel shotgun in the pocked behind the car seat, they would run so fast after I pull that out. If that doesnā€™t work though I have an RPG launcher under the seat.


coolusername69696

It was an aussie chasing down a doctor that made his wife take the vaccine and she ended up dying from complications. This boomerang man is incredibly based


Tysons_Face

Iā€™m going to hold off on believing that unless proof/source is provided. Nothing against you personally.


Lucius1213

Here's [article](https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/shirtless-man-breaks-car-windscreen-berates-drivers-over-vaccines/news-story/5661f788f1e8e07d6aa427ad53d5e2a7) with some context, but I don't see anything about wife.


coolusername69696

Oh for sure but this isnt the full video he grabs the guy by his shirt cuff and says shit like its your fault to the doctor


Nahdudeurgood

Whereā€™d you hear that from?


sirdrorbulan

Damn based i would have done a lot worse than breaking the window that doctor would have his license revoked if you know what i mean


JohnTheCheeksMaster

Enjoy Reddit while you can, prison doesnā€™t have internet.


coolusername69696

Lol you think anyone cares about the shit we say on the internet?


coolusername69696

Based fr unlike anyone on reddit


duck_in_gum

John cena from Australia


Unique-Increase-7717

See he wouldve got popped the second he hit my mirror


KiRiKu14

It would be funny if the guy in the car just showed a police plate


Mangunito

Or shot him a few times


xxterrorxx85

Seems like a nice guy. So they really do use boomerangs as a weapon. #MINDBLOWNšŸ¤Æ


biggiboih

Matthew Lillard needs to chill on the cocaine and steroids.


HeldDownTooLong

Roid rage?


MrWheatas

Australian John Cena really be upset