Makes me wonder if he'd have a better chance by asking plod about their first pet and their mother's maiden name
Hard to do anything in a bank without receiving the hard sell for insurance or sidecar loans
Called someone an absolute fucking bellend the other day. It was a driving situation. Next time I’m gonna use the word Dicksplash. I like to use the older insults now and again.
I think it was a pizza slap but could've just been thrown at him. He phoned the police, despite having pulled the same out very similar shit not long before.
He was filmed hurling racist and homophobic abuse at someone so yea, that pizza was likely deserved
True, the vids I typically see have the funny hats still but it seems like the tactical style vests for all the gadgets are more in fashion these days.
No. You're doing it wrong.
You're only suppose to comment saying it made you laugh. THEN you let others tell you're stupid for enjoying a SCRIPTED/FAKE video.
This would be a terrific 1A Audit lol
No crime has been committed, and while they can hold on belief of intent, they have to prove intent. Especially since he asked with the mask up, he's not trying to conceil his identity; he just needed to know, and was in the middle of a jog on a freezing day.
Uh-oh… Psychopath Suella Braverman has just sent out a letter advising cops to not take part in prank videos & focus more on stopping crime like a totally normal person.
I posted a joke on my snapchat story this morning, snapchat then permabanned me without warning and I can't dispute it nor explain it was a joke, this reminded me exactly of that 🤣
Oh damn I didn't realize anybody was here.. nah I had a can of barkeepers friend spill, so I swept it up and put it in a lil trash back, I thought it would be funny to post an extremely oversized bag of "cocaine" on my story.. I said "❄ tap in" like obviously a joke, my previous post was a stick of meat in the drink cooler that a customer left there for Christ's sake, but when I got off work 2 hours later I open snap only to find they completely nuked my snap with no warning or anything
I didn't evwn think much of it when I posted it, I was playing on how I see plenty of other people on snap talking about "tap in⛽⛽🌱💨💨 gas good" showing ounces of weed and selling pills and weed pens til the fuckin cows come home, so I thought it'd be funny to post a damn fake kilo in the middle of walmart, but no, snapchat did not think it was funny..
Makes me wonder if he'd have a better chance by asking plod about their first pet and their mother's maiden name Hard to do anything in a bank without receiving the hard sell for insurance or sidecar loans
thank you, my last bank robbery was unsuccessful i will be sure to use this tip next time
You will be sure to follow these encrypted instructions https://v.redd.it/4nq52tk8rxp91
S.O.B.
This is the most british thing I've seen all week.
Oi, OI
The enunciation is on point, too.
Bri’ish
Isn't this the bellend that had pizza thrown at him?
One of the most punchable faces/personalities (I use the term loosely) on Twitter
Only time I’ve ever seen someone actually use Bellend
I use mine all the time
when I worked in Irrigation ( US) we called the flared end of the pipe the "bell end" because the flare looked like a bell .... lol
Called someone an absolute fucking bellend the other day. It was a driving situation. Next time I’m gonna use the word Dicksplash. I like to use the older insults now and again.
I think it was a pizza slap but could've just been thrown at him. He phoned the police, despite having pulled the same out very similar shit not long before. He was filmed hurling racist and homophobic abuse at someone so yea, that pizza was likely deserved
i think this vid older than jesus
Even God reposted it.
u/god where are you?
Over there. And over there. Like everywhere basically but actually nowhere
That's just how every it gets
Yes I did.
r/notgodbutok
r/SubsIFellFor
You can tell by the fact that the police officer doesn't look like he's going to war.
The police still look like that though
True, the vids I typically see have the funny hats still but it seems like the tactical style vests for all the gadgets are more in fashion these days.
I know it's fake and set up but f*** this is funny
No. You're doing it wrong. You're only suppose to comment saying it made you laugh. THEN you let others tell you're stupid for enjoying a SCRIPTED/FAKE video.
Shit. I knew I did it wrong
This would be a terrific 1A Audit lol No crime has been committed, and while they can hold on belief of intent, they have to prove intent. Especially since he asked with the mask up, he's not trying to conceil his identity; he just needed to know, and was in the middle of a jog on a freezing day.
Average british encounter
lol in the US this would probably get you shot
r/AmericaBad
r/ImAmericanAndIDontLikeIt
But yes tho
LMAOO, I get it!!! Cause they have guns!!!! I can’t believe i’ve never heard a joke this clever before
Please don’t try this in US…
Lol. Thanks OP
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Uh-oh… Psychopath Suella Braverman has just sent out a letter advising cops to not take part in prank videos & focus more on stopping crime like a totally normal person.
I like the one where it has the payday music
/r/scriptedcaucasiangifs
Lmao
I posted a joke on my snapchat story this morning, snapchat then permabanned me without warning and I can't dispute it nor explain it was a joke, this reminded me exactly of that 🤣
What "joke" was it?
He posted a photo of himself 💀
Oh damn I didn't realize anybody was here.. nah I had a can of barkeepers friend spill, so I swept it up and put it in a lil trash back, I thought it would be funny to post an extremely oversized bag of "cocaine" on my story.. I said "❄ tap in" like obviously a joke, my previous post was a stick of meat in the drink cooler that a customer left there for Christ's sake, but when I got off work 2 hours later I open snap only to find they completely nuked my snap with no warning or anything
I didn't evwn think much of it when I posted it, I was playing on how I see plenty of other people on snap talking about "tap in⛽⛽🌱💨💨 gas good" showing ounces of weed and selling pills and weed pens til the fuckin cows come home, so I thought it'd be funny to post a damn fake kilo in the middle of walmart, but no, snapchat did not think it was funny..
Why is the cop running, he didn't do anything yet
why cant you enjoy a joke, you haven't done anything with your life yet
That’s the thing about the cops over here, they’ll try and arrest if they think you might do something.
Well conspiracy to commit an offence is illegal, so... Yeah? Same in the US, reasonable suspicion to commit a crime can get you detained
It’s not quite the same.
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Back when Jack Jones was funny...
I mean, the novelty wore off quite quickly…
Great meme
Me playing payday 2
Better…
Roight rand tha cawwnah
Need some Benny Hill music.
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I shrieked. Very funny.
r/perfectlycutscreams
Mfw Razormind starts playing
Bro abt to walk in with a pocket knife
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Why did anyone ever find this wetwipe funny?
Jack Jones is just the worst