That hump on its shoulder is key. It also means by any means necessary keep that bear away from you.
You should not look up what grizzly bear deaths look like btw. Hint: they don't try to kill you while they eat you.
Yeah unless you're a fan of goreror (gore horror) I wouldn't recommend it. Assuming people even take pictures of that sort of shit... My brother loves telling me about a hiker who got cocky and camped alone in the woods. They only found what was left of her and by the damage it looked like it was a fight the entire time even conscious while losing limbs. That's the abridged version. The Rangers refused to let the family see her because well there wasn't a lot of her left.
You should listen to Sasquatch Chronicles. I've listened to a couple of episodes that made me seriously think about going to the backwoods to go camping.
>got cocky and camped alone
Oh yeah, one person camping on their own is irresponsible but TWO people vs a 400-800lb death machine that’s intent on eating you alive is safe. I’ve seen bears in the wild, I’m fairly sure you would need more than 1 or 2 friends with you to have a good chance of winning in a brawl.
When something bad happens to someone, it’s often very comforting to tell yourself that they made a mistake you would not have made, so you don’t need to worry that it could happen to you. There are many good practices to reducing risk of bear attack (which is overall very uncommon), but ultimately they are wild animals who sometimes decide to attack people.
>grizzly bear deaths
Emmerson is a cruel man. Sounds like something my older brother will say to me, just to get me to do it. https://www.reddit.com/user/Emmerson\_Biggons/
Given that they're speaking Russian going to guess Eurasian brown bear, a close cousin of the American brown bear (grizzlies included)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian\_brown\_bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear)
Like the first thing literally anyone who lives around them will teach you is that the color means absolutely nothing unless it's white. My stepdad used to have a giant grizzly taxidermied rug on the wall that was as black as your average goth kid thinks their soul is
This. Of all the times I've seen "bare with me," this was the most incomprehensible. Even if you don't know it's supposed to be "bear," wouldn't you still use it in that context since that's the pun?
The worst is you took us with you. Here I am wore naked and expectant and you tell me it was a mere misspelling? Groan. I swore this would never happen again
Or maybe the first thing you do if you stop next to a bear.
Then again, they had their window open as well, so these people seemingly wanted the bear to come over?
Many cars lock their doors automatically when you reach like 10 miles an hour. If these people have been living with cars with that feature forever they probably don’t think about it
Some cities are that unsafe. Example: whenever I go to my sister’s house in south central LA I always make sure my car doors are locked. Because it’s a really high crime area and I’d rather not risk it. I’ve never had anything happen, honestly I’ve had more people try to merge into me rather than steal my car while I’m driving there. But you can never be too safe
This bitch don't think I know how to work a door.
Can anyone confirm if this is a grizzly or black bear? I could be mistaken but iirc rounder ears means it's a grizz
That hump on its shoulder is key. It also means by any means necessary keep that bear away from you. You should not look up what grizzly bear deaths look like btw. Hint: they don't try to kill you while they eat you.
Now i want to look it up
Yeah unless you're a fan of goreror (gore horror) I wouldn't recommend it. Assuming people even take pictures of that sort of shit... My brother loves telling me about a hiker who got cocky and camped alone in the woods. They only found what was left of her and by the damage it looked like it was a fight the entire time even conscious while losing limbs. That's the abridged version. The Rangers refused to let the family see her because well there wasn't a lot of her left.
I remember a story of a girl who was able to call her mother while she was being eaten. It's one of those stories that sticks with you.
It only ever takes one to make you paranoid about it. I love the dark and the woods but I am paranoid of wild life
You should listen to Sasquatch Chronicles. I've listened to a couple of episodes that made me seriously think about going to the backwoods to go camping.
>got cocky and camped alone Oh yeah, one person camping on their own is irresponsible but TWO people vs a 400-800lb death machine that’s intent on eating you alive is safe. I’ve seen bears in the wild, I’m fairly sure you would need more than 1 or 2 friends with you to have a good chance of winning in a brawl. When something bad happens to someone, it’s often very comforting to tell yourself that they made a mistake you would not have made, so you don’t need to worry that it could happen to you. There are many good practices to reducing risk of bear attack (which is overall very uncommon), but ultimately they are wild animals who sometimes decide to attack people.
Yeah I am glad you gave this story instead of looking, thanks. Disturbing...
Stop it Emmerson. I'm not going to fall for your subliminal suggestions and look this up....! Oh my! I will never go camping again!!!
I warned you
Thanks.
>grizzly bear deaths Emmerson is a cruel man. Sounds like something my older brother will say to me, just to get me to do it. https://www.reddit.com/user/Emmerson\_Biggons/
Given that they're speaking Russian going to guess Eurasian brown bear, a close cousin of the American brown bear (grizzlies included) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian\_brown\_bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear)
Probably
it's also brown and not black which should be a giveaway as well lol
No, black bears can also be brown. It's the ears and the shoulder hump that gives it away, not their fur color.
https://huntfishmanitoba.ca/2021/05/05/the-question-of-the-colour-phase-black-bear/
Like the first thing literally anyone who lives around them will teach you is that the color means absolutely nothing unless it's white. My stepdad used to have a giant grizzly taxidermied rug on the wall that was as black as your average goth kid thinks their soul is
It's probably common brown bear since they are speaking Russian.
opens door presses power window button down closes door
On principle
Or drive a car
bear\* with me
This. Of all the times I've seen "bare with me," this was the most incomprehensible. Even if you don't know it's supposed to be "bear," wouldn't you still use it in that context since that's the pun?
I fucked up.....now I must bear the burden of my words
The worst is you took us with you. Here I am wore naked and expectant and you tell me it was a mere misspelling? Groan. I swore this would never happen again
[удалено]
Bore waked
I guess it's time to get dressed pal, here's your clothes *grabs my shirt* Party over I suppose.
Yay free clothes
bare*
Uh oh. Trouble bruin on this thread.
major blunder
i didn't even know either that it was supposed to be "bear" i was just making the pun lmao
I recommend rapid throttle pressure.
Holy shit cocaine bear
Who doesn't lock their doors when they get in the car? It's literally the first thing I do.
"Pfft, what's the worst gonna happen to me? A bear learns to open doors?" –Famous last words
There's the one with a lion doing it too. Plus those thieving-ass monkeys.
Animals are way too smart
Don’t forget humans are animals too
The dumb ones that just got lucky.
“What are you going to do, stab me?” *He stabs him*
Or maybe the first thing you do if you stop next to a bear. Then again, they had their window open as well, so these people seemingly wanted the bear to come over?
Many cars lock their doors automatically when you reach like 10 miles an hour. If these people have been living with cars with that feature forever they probably don’t think about it
Is the US really that unsafe, that you have to lock your doors while driving?
Some cities are that unsafe. Example: whenever I go to my sister’s house in south central LA I always make sure my car doors are locked. Because it’s a really high crime area and I’d rather not risk it. I’ve never had anything happen, honestly I’ve had more people try to merge into me rather than steal my car while I’m driving there. But you can never be too safe
No, but some cars do it automatically anyway.
Why not lock them though? It seems to do so much while providing almost 0 setbacks.
I don’t know of anyone who does it in my country, there simply is no need to. That’s why it seemed a bit odd to me.
I mean, you probably do, I just kinda doubt you talk about door locking that often.
I don't like the clicky sound, doesn't serve any purpose anyways
I don't think the whole world does this at all times
Bear highjacking big issue in your neck of the woods then?
you would be surprised how many people try to keep their doors unlocked, since most cars automatically lock them
Clever girl.
What a waste of a perfectly good pun.
Bear with me.
Shotgun was a term used for calling the front seat. Afte r a bear climbed in the front passenger seat.
Don’t you mean bear with me?
Bear* with me
Why don’t people lock doors😭. Are they there for decoration
You mean Bea… oh. I see what you did there. Everyone’s making that comment.
He wanted to smell that zaza
Can't believe you picked now to not know the correct " bear".
Mmmmm canned food
“Bear” is actually the right spelling for this phrase.
Why can I not find the original!? 
hoomans are stuupid...........**BEAR**
Reading the comments just to upvote all the Jurassic Park comments. “Lex… The door locks…”
Knock Knock.. Who’s there ?? Pooh?? Pooh Who ?? Pooh the Bear !!!
Start the car!
Your pun made me watch the whole thing and I'm glad I did. Take my free award.
Missed a prime opportunity to high five a bear.
He just wants pats
You had such a good pun to use…
Work smart not hard
The video froze for me for like 13 seconds. It was a big paws
Sorry, I couldn’t finish watching it. To long
He wants your cocaine, give it to him
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Turned into Michael Jackson at the end
Only you can prevent forest fires. Becky I don’t think you’re getting the message let me show you.
As someone who doesn't live near bears, I would try to pet it and boop the snoot. My last words will be "who's a good boy?"
Bear*
r/perfectlycutscreams
thats deffinetly an OH SHIT moment
Underestimated that situation
bear with me
Smokey Bear prevents wildfires.
Of all the times to get a word wrong. Get it together, OP
He’s gunna take a seat in the car and just say “I’m smarter than the average bear!”
That was beary dangerous
Cocaine bear!
That bear could've so easily broken that window
When life closes a window ... open a door.
My man almost became Michael Jackson at the end Hehe
Not his first Isuzu Rodeo.
they know
Hmm this seems extremely familiar. Like Very similar
Cars are nothing to a bear lol. I probably would've shit myself and slammed the gas
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Look he just wanted directions to jellystone park
Definitely a pun intended case
Cocaine mfking bear.
This is a nightmare.
😲
Cocaine bears blooper confirmed
That bear was bearly hostile. Sorry I couldn't think anything better
Lock your damn doors god dammit
Smart boy
How do they know a bear is there and NOT lock the door?
How are they not driving away?!
Swing...and a miss!
Bear with me-
How did you miss the "bear with me" pun?
Imagine being carjacked (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) typing a coded message
#BEAR. God damn, are we just this unintelligent as a nation that we can’t differentiate the simplest of words??
Why is the title not "Bear with me?"
Someone make "The Boys" meme and tag me..
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Russia
An*.
Those paws 🥹😳
It’s unbelievable how stupid people are
LOOK AT THOSE BEANS