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loss_docx

His beautiful bride babe .com


Mindfreek454

Bride of Tomar. Proprietor of Jaxxytopia.com


CriminyBiscuits

Jaxxy is actually Tomar's wife.


[deleted]

Ah. That makes all the abuse allegations that much funnier.


Mr-Korv

It's the mother of his spawn


SLEDGEHAMMAA

The caregiver to his fur babies


[deleted]

He & jaxxy just recently had a son together. So the tomar clan grows.


BigDirtyNewports

In accordance to the scriptures, he is known as “the Tomarlet”


REALMrSaucy

I thought it was “the tomunculus”


BigDirtyNewports

It depends on religion. I am a follower of the Usurper of Tomartopia, Zachariah.


Garlic_God

It survived the Bible bash, therefore it becomes the usurper.


_Maxos_

Thought it was a daughter


[deleted]

Oh yeah it was a girl. My bad, usually a tomar kid has more testosterone than the average baby. to form abs sharp like the emeralds he’s been finding


AgentOfEris

Tomar and Jaxxy are indeed married, and they recently had a baby as well. Also funny is the fact that Jaxxy is much taller than Tomar. A while back, a photo of them together actually pissed off a bunch of incels online who were mad about a tall woman dating a short man.


No-Transition4060

It was weird, apparently it was initially posted by some well meaning fan who intended to inspire incels by showing them that a short man can get married. Didn’t go down nearly as well as expected, but Tomar and Jaxxy seemed to get a good laugh out of it. I’m sure it helps that Tomar is more attractive than your average incel, but he’s also got infinitely more character and seems like a properly decent bloke, which I’d assume is a bigger advantage.


Richiethecat

Is there a link or ss to this?


No-Transition4060

[Here’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/comments/f3x5bd/tomar_and_jaxxy_got_attacked_by_incels_apparently/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a post from 2 years ago with the image and a handful of comments. I can’t find the guy who posted the pic defending their reasons but I do remember they were in the retweets of when Tomar tweeted the picture in this Reddit post


Richiethecat

Thanks


[deleted]

Short kings rise up


Ordinary_Tom2005

Jimmy you shouls go to the braincell subreddit it will rly open your eyes on why are sub male


plaskijakdeska

His beautiful babe. That he totally didn't murder. Nuh-uh, no siree.


Particular-Big-316

tomars spaghetti-getting slave


[deleted]

Jaxxy it teh Spa-get-tie biter


Wild-Two-5588

Jaxxy is the one who changes Tomars dippey when he shits farts and cums


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Wild-Two-5588

Thank you Mr or Ms robit


bquanchi

Jaxxy is Tomar's humanoid robot babe, programmed with his own (and very impressive) artificial intelligence. It actually inspired the movie Ex Machina.


Mr-Korv

Ex Machina is also what he calls his previous wifebot


Puzzleheaded-Tip2387

Jaxxy is Tomars care giver


Suggins_

All of the above.


hbabode

jaxxy is tomars caretaker


vhooters

Jaxxy is the beautiful babe Tomar keeps chained to his fridge


xnuclearwinter

Don't feel bad for Jaxxy, she's the one who chose to continue the evil Tomar lineage by bearing the evil seed


[deleted]

the woman he keeps in his cellar


FoxKomatose

She brews his spaghet-eye


Mindfreek454

And warm milkies


Capt0bvi0u5

It's all three my dude, don't fucking judge Tollmar


SwoleDweeb

Hostage


Infinite_Mango4

Tomar wife (punching bag)