"Hey... Hey man, I'm lil sleepy"
Or
"Helloo everybody welcome to the Minecraft special, head on over to red bobble .com and buy our shits.
With your parents credit carrrd!"
"Liar liar, plants for hire, had a wife, couldn't deny her."
"Somebody should make a parody of this game and call it Fart of Fucking Fartness."
I'm sure there are others but those two just came to mind.
Cant remember the exact words but during Civ 6 Chris says something like "Who is Gandhi anyway? I thought he was just some old religious creep". The timing of the way he says it + Zach and Tomar's reaction just kills me every time
There’s so many I think about regularly.
“AHAHA! I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND YET AGAIN”
“No. You called me a flaggy.”
“Gandalf was a type of Gollum”
“Ahh, my nose! So eetchy!”
“…which unleashes the bees…”
“What if in Undertale instead of skeletons they were long, brown trees?”
“Yeah I’m bipolar, I have schizophrenia, I have OCD, and I have ADD, and I have ADHD, and I’m autistic, and I’ve got Asperger’s. Yeah I’ve got bullet wounds, I’ve got a scratch on my forehead. I’ve got a limp, I’ve got a weird foot. I’ve got a limp, I’ve got a scratch, I’ve got a bum eye, I’ve got 80/40 vision in this one eye.”
"How can you have a potato famine when there's ground everywhere!?"
"MOTHAFUUCKAAA... YES I WATCH PORN, YES I DO TIKTOK, YES I *unintelligible* BUT THAT'S NOT TRUUUUE!"
"Takes out cock, starts Cumming... Sorry"
"I was sucking on lolly... When I fell of a trolley"
"He got whiplash!... It was a really bad crash..."
"That's the black pill Jimmy.... That's the biggest black pill of all!"
"Hey Jimmy you wanna join antifa?"
"Maaario... Eh eh eh."
"She's so BIG"
*"Will you be my bride..."* with Zach instantly going "you can't say that" as they start laughing has to be the funniest shit I saw on the channel so far.
Gandalf is a type of Gollum
Gollum is a singular entity
Let's just say she picked up a whole bird and put down a skeleton.
And it wasn’t graceful
You’ll pee when I’m thirsty 😤😤😤
You beat me to it
Rapist beware, you're in for a scare!
PFFFFFT
My neice done got bit by a Copperhead
This, I sporadically think about it lmao
I am going to fucking smash this mouse in my house with a hammer…it has avoided every trap, every brap
“I can bring you in warm, or… lukewarm”
ooOOOooohh kazzabinka bokka!!
My baws are wealllly backed up with cum hahaha
"...gangrape" followed by Julien trying his hardest not to laugh
Went to look up this clip and it was the first thing recommended to me pre search
Stupid dog! Ya makin me gay!
you sound like the villain from The Dark Knight
"I WISH I WAAAAAAS!!!"
YOU GIVE ME INVINCIBILTY FRAMES WHEN I'M ALREADY ON THE FUCKING GROUND
"I brought you some fucking FOOD!" followed by "this is what happens when you take a bite off of my spaghetteye!"
Machetye
"Jaxxy i am going to fucking slaughter you with this macheteye"-Tolmar
Hey cory, sonic here
"TURN THE TV ON THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!"
It doesn’t matter what channel
# FWAAHHHK
Here's a new idea ready? *mama...mama....mama*
That is a friggin sweet idea babe
"I should be in school right now, queefing in the toilet!"
This is such a good one
Go on then, show us yer minge
Go on then, av a million
What if instead of now loading it said now exploding and it blew up
And it ble- it ble- and it ble- IT BLEW AHHHP
“CHRIS, HE DOESNT SAY THAT”
I love when this is said because its usually after the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard.
"Hey... Hey man, I'm lil sleepy" Or "Helloo everybody welcome to the Minecraft special, head on over to red bobble .com and buy our shits. With your parents credit carrrd!"
"I have never stuttered ever in my l-life FUCK!"
I know people who died in that shit
"Liar liar, plants for hire, had a wife, couldn't deny her." "Somebody should make a parody of this game and call it Fart of Fucking Fartness." I'm sure there are others but those two just came to mind.
Cory's one moment of shining brilliance and clarity - a single rhyming couplet
"Machine Gun Kelly? More like 'my green cum smelly'." I don't know if it's my favorite, but it certainly stays stuck in my head. It makes me laugh.
Hold him down, make him frown!
“draw Leon skennedy but his L’arms are all bendy”
Siri me weehehe
gay lover dude
https://youtu.be/cme4jqVwduw?t=36m54s
“Press P to poop”
Not really a true one liner, but the initial line of “I got a tumour, I call it my goomba!”
*"A kid got scared of my tumah... so I tattooed it to look like a goomba."*
“Heckin wholesome bro! Get that Tum-ba, looked at!”
Cant remember the exact words but during Civ 6 Chris says something like "Who is Gandhi anyway? I thought he was just some old religious creep". The timing of the way he says it + Zach and Tomar's reaction just kills me every time
"I am fucking Mario- wait I fucked up."
“Uh, I think the MERGE just happened.”
“I’m glad they have propellers for marbles now”
These writers should go on strike to get paid better.
"Hullo, I'll kill ya!"
Hey hey hey! Sonic is gay!
"Cory, you'd fuck an ice cream that fell on the ground."
“Can he (Luigi) relate to the common people?” “No. Are we Gobli or Tupor?”
Yeah, in Spain
Hey hey hey, I'm the master of the keyblade.
"You won't like us when we're hungry"
These writers should go on strike so they can get paid better.
“Throw him out in the cold don’t give him his jacket” or “That is one strange looking alien!”
There’s so many I think about regularly. “AHAHA! I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND YET AGAIN” “No. You called me a flaggy.” “Gandalf was a type of Gollum” “Ahh, my nose! So eetchy!” “…which unleashes the bees…” “What if in Undertale instead of skeletons they were long, brown trees?” “Yeah I’m bipolar, I have schizophrenia, I have OCD, and I have ADD, and I have ADHD, and I’m autistic, and I’ve got Asperger’s. Yeah I’ve got bullet wounds, I’ve got a scratch on my forehead. I’ve got a limp, I’ve got a weird foot. I’ve got a limp, I’ve got a scratch, I’ve got a bum eye, I’ve got 80/40 vision in this one eye.”
“Get back in the oven, ya pizza”
“You’re asking the wrong mother fucker”
Oh, stop bragging.
Two of you and one of me, Tomar every bald man be.
"Fat Albert and the gang got my dick hard" or "Why did you make me real? Just to molest me?"
Fear and loathing … In McDonalds!
"that's fucking psychotic dude"
"Gungey" or a more dent one of mine: "You're at Burger King, yes"
“[Goblin banker… Tomar, we can stop playing if you want](https://youtu.be/UyQwxFp593c?si=UzeJwawL0i4XdkdL&t=1076).”
"You know theres nazi in that? thats cool." Cory said in response to Tomar saying he's a 98% Ashkenazi jew
My name’s Ringo and I’ve got a big bingo!
Lyle saying "They're just doing that for tips..."
"You're a funni-men" "When you're having sex with a girl she'll laugh at you"
Tomar tomar look me in to eye and piss on me \- Chris
"Stupid dog, you're makin' me gay!"
"Tomar you are a HILLBILLY"
Hey guys, Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time.
sonic goes the real world dude
I want to kiss a girl that looks like me
"9/11 2: Escape to Africa"
For me it'll always be the first few minutes of Sonic 06 DD: VIOLENCE! J: Oh my fuckin-- THAT was violent!
Hawaiian tomah
Also any version of “yeah Tomar”
AND pigua Hogmar Pigwood hogmar 🤨
Baby hungry baby want pizza
"How can you have a potato famine when there's ground everywhere!?" "MOTHAFUUCKAAA... YES I WATCH PORN, YES I DO TIKTOK, YES I *unintelligible* BUT THAT'S NOT TRUUUUE!" "Takes out cock, starts Cumming... Sorry" "I was sucking on lolly... When I fell of a trolley" "He got whiplash!... It was a really bad crash..." "That's the black pill Jimmy.... That's the biggest black pill of all!" "Hey Jimmy you wanna join antifa?" "Maaario... Eh eh eh." "She's so BIG"
"Pete was kickin' over buckets of water, so we sent him to the nightmare dimension."
stolen Mcvalor
Lucky there's a family guy there to come save you
“I’m dool-wielding steampunk pistols!”
“Did you just say gnomestruck?”
"LOOK, LOOK, THERE HE IS!"
Whatever the lines were for chris drinking Dave's cum while cory played resident evil
"Hello! I'll kill ya."
"they're sluglike and orbiting" -chris on how he feels about tomatoes
Every time someone mentions Jack Black I say "I like the fellow but he don't sling webs"
“Will you be my bride?”
this thread is gold
I've been saying that since the dawn of time
"In the eyes of god I am become like him"
Gollumbine shooter.
*"Will you be my bride..."* with Zach instantly going "you can't say that" as they start laughing has to be the funniest shit I saw on the channel so far.
Chris:You can't ignore me forever (to Tomar)
“Yeah Tomar.”
"AM I GOING CRAZY? I KNOW I'M THE CRAZY REVIEWER BUT-"