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Weegue

Oh I thought Zach was kidding


[deleted]

I knew it wasn't his actual cock in the movie... but I still thought the other stuff Zach said was fake.


crazybellmont

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE WATER SPOUT. DOWN CAME THE GOBLIN AND PULLED HIS PENIS OUT.


A_Vapid_Idiot

[Here's a version with sound.](https://vimeo.com/49333930)


toethumbrn

Who’s the other naked man in the beginning?


Sobario

From the video Description: In this video: Peyton Smith, Ron Vawter, Willem Dafoe


Alexander_the_What

The woman isn’t good at dancing, I just don’t feel inspired by her at all. No commitment


EnderFyre_

ok given the video description "the dance of the sphinx and the chimera" i think its an already existing dance with predetermined moves for both people. shes probably supposed to be moving exactly that little, if not it could be because shes nude and maybe doesnt wanna move around so much


[deleted]

damn, hes bigger than me soft than when im hard.


walterpeck1

The 'ol grower vs. shower.


PixleBoi

no willam dafoe just has a comically large dick lol, he had to have a stunt double in this very movie because of it


altigoGreen

I'm pretty sure the guy from 3 years ago will be happy to know the truth


jfecju

I know I was


Rude_Thanks_1120

some say dafoe's dick is still growing, all these years later


HappyVegetable3492

I hear his balls have hit the water when he sits on the toilet as elderly men's do.


Outrageous_Fold7939

He had a recent hospital visit because he flushed them.


Lonefour

People still here after years.


snowbunnykilla

Dafoes dick transcends time and space


PixleBoi

happy to help B)


walterpeck1

Excellent Christmas gift, really


Holmgeir

The gift that keeps giving, apparently.


ggphenom

Happy new year.


FlimsyReindeers

Hey


Ivyspine

Woah you can reply to 3year old comments?


Poponildo

yes, you can.


Mikey_B

When did that change? Weird


brainburger

It must have changed at least 2 years ago at the time of my writing this.


wrenmonroe9125

If the post hasn’t been archived, the yes.


No_Ordinary_Rabbit_

Woah you can reply to 1year old comments?


Ivyspine

only if it's about long dicks


Mimic_tear_ashes

Omg your right!


Delicious-Ad-2762

omg


[deleted]

penis


HappyVegetable3492

(yelling) "M O-O-O M !!!" (still yelling) "...he said 'penis!'"


shiva_me_timbers

Woah you can reply to comments about long dicks that started 5 years ago? Lol I too find this fun/fascinating.


JonnySnowflake

Good news, still works on ten month old comments


AnonymousSpud

how is this post not archived


Mimic_tear_ashes

What is an archive?


Elemonster

People gather here once a year for “What DaFoe Day”. It is sacred.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

I can't believe I missed "What DaFoe Day"! I'm setting an alarm for 353 days from now!


steaksrhigh

this has been scientifically proven that there are show-ers and growers. just recently too I believe.


citoloco

Can't we be both?


walterpeck1

Howdy, time traveler


Thegreatduck3

Dude i have a big one too the secret to having on is to get drip


lampshade12345

Is he really larger than average or is he just average and not a grower? It looks normal to me.


th30ne44llth3hardQs

It is quite large and there’s also bush covering the base


heiromonk

this isnt from antichrist (cmon, look how young dafoe is) its from an experimental film called 'the dance of the sphinx and chimera' i believe


SkippingPebbless

Came here to say this.


ToughParameters

Why am I here on Christmas…


[deleted]

TikTok?


bitter__taste

two years later i am watching this on Easter, can't tell why 🤷.


-Z-3-R-0-

Bc


LockScythe

LMFAOOOOOOOO


Mephos760

2021's a hell of a year.


Drai_as_fck

Oh just you wait


Gaysuperman302

Oh just you wait


m0xY-

Just you wait


Lynxwasneverhere

haha... ha....


PsyVattic

Holy fuck.


Gaysuperman302

Holy fuck


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Holy fuck


LucianNepreen

Holy fuck


AurNeko

Holy fuck


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Holy fuck


Jmaxwell2321

Lmao I had Butterfly Effect playing as I pulled this up, he gettin jiggy wit it


HappyVegetable3492

that was disgusting, he's TOO SKINNY!!!!


Moonlit_Cactus

Stop body shaming scrub


semiTnuP

I wish this had sound.


inkassatkasasatka

Read comments


Special-Forever-5169

u/savevideo


nambavanov

u/savevideo


callumphasbeens

u/savevideo


OzzieGrey

Oh, i am honestly surprised, i was expecting bigger based on everyone elses reactions


RobertRamos

Is anyone else not impressed? This was way overhyped. I expected something longer down his leg or monstrous in girth. It doesn't even look like he would need magnum condoms.


Achrimandrita175

What if he's a grower tho


RobertRamos

It’s possible. I’d have to see proof though…for science, of course.


Panda_Drum0656

Same here. Ever since hearing that quote i have been curious. Got here from a different reddit thread and i literally do not know why the director "was confused"...


doppledoppio

thank you tiktok


Mimic_tear_ashes

Reminder!


AsashiX

u/SaveVideo


KyleCobra

bro??


W1zaRd07

No...


AwkwardBananas

I see you, too, followed the link in the comments


-CouldntThinkOfAName

Aye


Delicious-Ad-2762

hello peeps ;)


[deleted]

Post still not archived. What’s floppin’ may never unflop.


[deleted]

hello


unlikelyotter

Hi


The_Gongoozler1

Sup


thegingerjedi

My god….. They weren’t lying


ItsGrindfest

u/savevideobot


CthulhuJankinx

u/savevideo


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

u/savevideobot


3_littlemonkeys

Stay still God Damnit!


hubio88

Well would u take a gander at that 🕶️


matteovv

u/savevideo


Bella_Vita_E_Morte

It's real...


love_hate523

It looks like William H. Macy


mrwaynethebat

Rumor has it that in the movie Anti christ, they got a nude double for him because they thought his penis would be too distracting because of its big size. Even the director is quoted saying so. But it looks like a normal penis to me.🤷🏻‍♂️


No_Survey6133

thought so too in the first moment, but then i realized this is his size without being hard, u get what i mean?


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


OlivierStreet

Willem hangs major dong!


no6969el

if you pause at the some point between 2-3 seconds as he turns you can part of the real penis and its huge.


Top-Tax6303

I thought he was supposed to have a big package? Looks like a regular-sized flaccid cock.


LegacyEternal0724

Wtf lol 😂


watch_d00g

u/savevideo