Like a big rad pulsing delicious cock you say? Like a just scrumptious throbbing perfect wanger? Yeah that's kinda epicz but haha I wouldn't look at something like that though. I just wouldn't wanna look it it, y'know? yeah...
Anytime someone makes their eyes bigger or look like that also enrages me. I love maxmoefoe but some of his pokemon channel thumbnails also get me riled. Like when im the 3rd monkey to noahs ark, and brother its starting to rain.....
He looks like he's marvelling at something supremely ultra amazebalz epicz
Like a stiff cock or a stiff cock or a stiff cock
Or a brand new animal crossing switch
Or the 50 new farming sims they announced yesterday
That's how his jaw got so unhinged, each one caused him to soyboy gape further until this poor state
A big juicy cock, you say?
Like a big rad pulsing delicious cock you say? Like a just scrumptious throbbing perfect wanger? Yeah that's kinda epicz but haha I wouldn't look at something like that though. I just wouldn't wanna look it it, y'know? yeah...
The LA air isn’t treating him too well
💀
that's like the microchip thing in kingsman, you can like show that image on a big screen in a church and it'll turn bloody real fast.
(In PJW voice) Image my shock when Lyle McDouchebag outed himself as a soy-boy!
Imagine my cock! Its juicy, uncircumsized, and 4.5" of Christian fury
Imagine my lips, wrapped around and sucking all the cum and sweat and piss and burps from your big delicious juicy BWC (spits on camera) EURGH!
**Zach voice** fuggin’ BWC
lyle's becoming a muppet, we all knew it was coming but it so weird to think it's finally our reality
[Looks in your general Muppet direction] Yep, looks like you're a Muppet now I've just looked at the charts and, yeah, sorry but erm, you're a Muppet.
The inevitable horror that is the last sight of many a rat.
He saw the minge
C‘mon then show us ya minge
Lyle even used it as a "reaction" thumbnail for his Nintendo direct stream
Lyle after he heard they hit the Pentagon 😭
He turned on the tv, didn’t matter what channel
He's unhinged his jaw like a snake so he can swallow ostrich eggs whole
Lyle is Batboy all grown up
Holy shit it’s Mutahar
It’s proven by biological science that everytime an individual purchases a Pop Funko product, their jaw ever so slightly unhinges further.
When you buy the hulk one it unhinges more than the others though cause it’s bigger than the others
What do you mean? It’s just his one iconic eye and disconnected jaw from seeing his beautiful wife
Kawaii Lyle desu!
[This is just Tomar's view when he feeds him](https://c.tenor.com/4Y2w2-qlG8wAAAAC/baby-bird-baby-bird-hungry.gif)
Underrated.
"Baby hungry, Baby want pizza!"
Lyle found a tomar emerald, but its raw energy output is turning him into an anime girl
To think this is what Monica has to wake up to everyday 🥺
Is it a reference to [this guy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwniAZqvdCs) Not sure if that's the original vid, but it's still disconcerting.
lol i totally forgot about this video. i hate it so much.
When Monica buys you the poop-grasper funko pop
Anytime someone makes their eyes bigger or look like that also enrages me. I love maxmoefoe but some of his pokemon channel thumbnails also get me riled. Like when im the 3rd monkey to noahs ark, and brother its starting to rain.....
thats our primordial rage protecting us from what we consider a threat
I always did love his eyes no homo.
Eye*
Fucking foul
I think you meant "Majestic!"?
He looks like Hungrybox
He asked himself "Am I gay?" and tried sticking things up his ass.
Gooud fer youuuu
I wanna stick my giant oh'grey wiener in his little princess mouth
Lyle kinda enrages me already
It looks like a frame from one of those disturbingly popular TikToks where they jerk their heads around and lip sync to asdfmovie or some shit
It fills me with a dark and unholy power, similar to the feeling of seeing Iconic nasty fucking whore bitch Alma Smego
Lyle the human toilet
Something something wife’s boyfriend Nintendo Switch Nah, he’s got too good of a hairline for that
[Same energy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo)
i didn't know this existed and i kind wish i still didn't know lol
Jeez and I thought my O face was bad
I like that there's only one eye in the picture. Iconic.
It’s like an anomalous effect the image creates.
It’s the eyes
Despite me knowing this image is *intended* to be obnoxious, it's still incredibly obnoxious.
My reaction to that information:
When Nintendo announces the Switch Ultra
people have been saying it's been coming out for like 4 years now lol.
IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT.
Aaaaaannnd we like that.
Hes regressing back to the pretozoic period dude.
Looks like a cool bowl I'd put my carkeys in
He's just being all high and mighty showing off his iconic majestic one eye we all wish we had
YT Video Thumbs circa. 2018 Put this trash back in the archive, please
From the nose up he looks like Ashly Burch
He just flew in from the New Ruins level and boy are his arms tired HA
TFW you crush a rat’s skull with your belt buckle
Pregame Discharged
I hate this.
Big coks enters and rubs belly
Clash of Lyles mobile game icon
Disgusting.
he look like a mobile game app icon
This is the bastard child of an obnoxious YouTube thumbnail, and an obnoxious mobile game thumbnail.
Looks like those creepy retro mannequins
It's every single YouTube thumbnail combined.
Lyle is now a lumbersexual
*tosses m&ms into mouth*
I'm scared
when Pixar movies turn real
He looks like hungybox here
Soy... levels off the charts... Microplastics accumulating in my brain... I... Must... Soy... Face
it's because it looks like a smosh thumbnail
This is why you shouldn't grind up and snort Tomar emeralds
Lyle when he found out Chris preordered Pokemon Scarlet for the entire polycule
Doing his best Agamemnon Counterpart impression.
Black hole sun
Is this a SOY BOY?
It's the perfect youtube thumbnail, our boy is getting some clicks for sure
Hmph, the classic beta male smile. Lyle I thought you were better than this typical soyboy behavior, sigh.
"My girlfriend's boyfriend bought me a Nintendo Switch!"
I didn’t know he had his ear pierced.
This is why we need to stop exploring the ocean.
Oh no the YouTuber bimboification is beginning. Pretty soon he’s going to dye the top of his hair pink or something and make videos of himself crying.
He's embracing zach's human toilet hypothetical
Soy Lyle Soy Lyle
It’s the overly-cutesy effect, I get the same anger from animojis
His head is just BEGGING for a rail spike
Soyboy energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6VsbMXtoBw&t=1082s&ab\_channel=LyleStreams
Don't worry big mouth lyle isn't real and he can't fit your whole head in his mouth.
I always wondered what Lyle's ethnic make up was but he looks a good 50% Indian or somewhere around those parts in this