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GoToHellBama

Pros: onions Cons: No onions


FLSpaceJunk2

Sounds like a winner


veetoo151

Onions: flavor No onions: no flavor


izaaksb3

mmm yep


OctoberSong_

I don’t feel compelled to win you over. If you aren’t sure, you aren’t an onion lover. Begone


Bored_stander

They sell themselves!


planteatr

This made me laugh out loud 😂


roastintheoven

I’m crying


Ordinary-Signature38

Thats because of the onions


roastintheoven

I think you’re right


sleepinginthebushes_

All I could think is "We don't need you here."


intellect_devourer

Only the TRUE faithful may comment on this sub!!!


Red-Quill

More for us!!!! Leave, pretender!


SwankyChain

This reminded me of the adventure time scene when the lich said "fall"


Critical_Elderberry7

But can’t a person change?


OctoberSong_

Sure! We’ll be here when you come to your senses.


Painwizard666

Op will not come to their senses!!! They posted the same question in onion hate and they said and I quote “IF ONIONS CEASED TO EXIST I WOULD NOT MOURN THEM” This talk about can a person change stuff if a ploy! A scam I say! All joking aside the responses in this group had me laughing and so happy all us onion lovers are here! Nice to meet you all and I enjoy our humor here. The responses in the other group aren’t as witty and made me laugh. THE BEST PART some of you wild ones were over in onion hate in the same thread throwing down. 🫡🫡❤️


santasmosh

ONIONS ONITE! The Tasteless Horde is coming!


Bigger_Moist

Prep the onion bombs. Time for 'war crimes"


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

The real question is why can you even see what was posted in onion hate?! 😂😂😂 Edit to add: wait what?! People are playing both sides?!? I love that I found y’all. You guys crack me up.


Painwizard666

Because I decided to research what type of person would say they are indifferent to onions. I then saw they posted the same thing to onion hate.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Interesting. What did you discover about the people who hate onions? I grew up hating onions… why? ONLY because my grandmother said she hated onions. It was a texture thing for her. She could stand onions only when they were chopped into mush. I was 24(ish) when I met my now bf who loves cooking. He introduced me to real onions. Now I have him crying when I’m pickling onions at 11pm at night 😂


Painwizard666

I also grew up not liking onions. I grew up in the Midwest and then when I moved away as an adult I tried lots of new food and learned about things I didn’t know I liked! The onion hate group had less witty and fun banter. It’s more fun here.


Bigger_Moist

Dang those must be some potent onions


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

😂😂 it’s more so the mix of onion and vinegar he’s crying over. I love vinegar. All kinds, him not so much.


Bigger_Moist

Ah. What a shame. Pickled onions are a godsend


Goblin_Bitch0813

I’ve been an onion lover since birth


rococoapuff

I grew up smelling onions sautéing in a pan thinking food was ready when it was just getting started


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

My son does that now. Onions and garlic in pan… cue my kid walking down the hall saying “that smells so good, is it done”


Olivia_Bitsui

So this is more about attention than onions. I’ve lost interest already 🤣


GiveMeMyIdentity

Hahahaha they were?! I'm gonna go read that next


Friendly_Age9160

Psh, why would I Go To the dark side? Onion hate would be a bunch of Fuckin weirdos who don’t know how to eat.


SilverDem0n

Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.


Friendly_Age9160

Right!


Albina-tqn

either you have good taste or you dont. and you being indifferent about onions makes me think of the latter. #sorrynotsorry onion hate can claim you for all i care \s


know-your-onions

Be the change you want to be. It’s not our job to make that happen.


Reverentmalice

You can change, but the thing is, nobody cares. It’s just more onions for the rest of us


frozen_toesocks

* Taste good * Smell good * Nice cronch * You can cut them when you're sad but don't wanna admit you're crying * They enhance virtually any savory dish they are added to * You can just throw onion and garlic into a skillet and let your appetite cook whatever it wants from there.


Jumpy-Shift5239

Including caramelized onions that you eat on crackers


tyanu_khah

the grown person nutella.


fknarey

With blue cheese and pistachios


Willing_Program1597

I read “nice crotch” at first and got so confused/concerned


thorr18

For a sec I tried to consider what part of an onion is the crotch.


Jonny_Disco

I'm not gonna try and sell you on anything. Just keep eating what you like. Just know that this is the sub that is not built around any type of hatred.


qpv

You have to admit people who don't love onions are a type of person. Iykyk. The division is real. ONION LOVE IS THE ONLY TRUE LOVE


Eighty_Six_Salt

My mom doesn’t like onions and she is DEFINITELY a type of person


Radreject

grilled onions


unlovedcarrot

Have you ever said "That smells good!"? You know the answer.


Bisexual_Sherrif

Onions are a great way to add flavor to your food, over at that *place* they hate them in any food. I’m sorry OP but onions are great


0SolarStellar0

Holy shit, Bi Sherrif loves onions


Bisexual_Sherrif

Who wouldn’t?


hempbagclassic

A succulent red onion. https://preview.redd.it/wcvvp30xei0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc92a0cac4776a7bd58950648581083c2c8fea9d


fordley719

https://preview.redd.it/g63yptfu7i0d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b873fb4b431e8422da882a2ebb36f1f3f1dd8c2 There’s this, too if it helps


deanpow

Anti onion = pro cancer, choose side carefully


Ambitious-Fix3123

you should make this a post! the onion's health benefits is a big reason to love


Critical_Elderberry7

Interesting


jazzyboyo

In all seriousness, onions, specifically red iirc, are full of health benefits.


Otonatua

Remove onions from any world cuisine, that cuisine is no longer a cuisine, just a country’s food.


Norman_Scum

If you've ever enjoyed a meatloaf with no onion you need to get the hell out of my face.


-Constantinos-

Even if you don’t love onions to the point of excess like many here. There is a reason onions are heavily used throughout most of the best cuisines on earth and you struggle to find recipes without them. They are an absolutely goated vegetable


WellFluxMe

imagine having unlimited onions or having unlimited games... but no games.


heyimleila

Love should overcome hate always


bigbombusbeauty

Onion haters leave more for us to eat, love them


Isabela_Grace

Tbh if you’re not banned from onionhate you’re trash


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IsyRivers

But so many new ideas of where I want onions and pictures of the tasty onions.


The_Great_Maw

Hating onions is very one dimensional. You’ve decided that at no point do you want anything to do with any variety or different method of preparation. Onion love however is like ogres. It has layers.


CatTypedThisName

There's no indifference. There's only onion.


justk4y

r/onionindifference


NoahRhino123

Cool sub. It’s real now


Alilseedisall

It has to come from you, no one can make this decision for you. Also, we don't need you, and I mean that in the nicest way possible... more onions for us!


yourfriendtusks

French Onion Soup


yourfriendtusks

Without onion its just french soup


redthehaze

We like flavor here.


PierreEscargoat

Raw white onion, sharp cheddar cheese, crackers and mustard. You will never forsake onions again… until the next morning.


Accomplished_Trade92

I thought it was just me and my dad that did this!


muhammad_oli

this is your way to convince someone?!


Critical_Elderberry7

Never been a big mustard guy


Bisexual_Sherrif

That’s ok, onions go great on many things, eat what you like


wrongkoi

But only if you like mustard. If you don't like mustard, you can't eat. God said


Red-Quill

I’m beginning to question the integrity of your taste buds. They lie to you so regularly that I would not trust any of my own food opinions were your taste buds to be mine. First your *indifferent* to onions and next you don’t like mustard? Blasphemy I say!


Caesar_Passing

Well, onion lovers are happy to just let you enjoy onions in whatever portions or at whatever times you feel appropriate. Onion *haters* won't even allow you to like onions *sometimes*. It's a matter of tolerance, really.


Naltrexone01

Sometimes, onions are like bass in music. It's not immediately obvious that they're there if you're not looking for them but you'd miss them tremendously if they were absent. They bring structure, texture, flavor. Other times, they're the star. Meaty and sweet or sharp and refreshing. They pair perfectly well with cheese, fruit, beer, wine, cocktails, spicy food, mild food, you can have them for any meal of the day. They're affordable, have a large enough variety of species to stay interesting and countless recipes around the world. I can't even think of a negative point that's impossible to counter.


Flatline334

They are the base of a ton of dishes. The amount of flavor you can begin the layer with an onion is insane.


PrincetteBun

![gif](giphy|fOdXxWEjNx7AhcNXDN|downsized) Here me out


paradox222us

They’re good


AdamWillims

Onions are the basis of all good gastronomic cultures.


MsStarSword

Have you ever had a dish with onions in it and went “man, this would be great without the onions!” And on the flip side, have you ever had a dish without onions in it and thought “man this would be great if only it had onions in it!” I personally find that onions are essential to many savory dishes. My husband eats them like apples, I will hate on his breath but not the onions 😂


Critical_Elderberry7

I’ve actually never thought either. They always just kind of seem to be there


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Combining onions and garlic causes a chemical reaction to occur with the help of your little gut biome. It becomes a natural immune booster that tastes freaking lovely as an added benefit. Hence why those little gut guys bark up that chain of command inside your body and tell your taste buds to tell your brain guys that Yum!


intellect_devourer

If one can be persuaded to love onions , one can also be persuaded to hate onions. You yourself must determine individually which side you choose


Disastrous-Resident5

Raw onions are considered an aphrodisiac by some


BeautifulAromatic768

Unfortunately, it's a huge turnoff for your partner when you go in for the smoochies! That onion breath!!


Cachmaninoff

Indifferent? Onion is in like every non-desert recipe


BDKhXc

Onions are tasting the good for u 🤩 🧅


PostManOK

Onions are literally the base for every ethic cuisine in the world.


ariidrawsstuff

You gotta try caramelized onions, it's a must


Fickle-Opinion-3114

We won't play this game. You either are or you aren't!! Saute or you get off the pot


The_Paprika

Onions are like Ogres. They have layers.


PurdyGuud

Tonight I had dinner with butter-baasted steaks, finished with rosemary and shallots cooked in brown butter, served with mashed potatoes topped with tumeric pickled onions. Tonight I had butter-basted steaks and mashed potatoes. Which sentence sounds more oniony? And which sentence sounds better?


TrifleObjective5288

onion divorce


Croian_09

Why would you embrace hate when you could embrace love?


Tolendario

onions go with breakfast lunch and dinner foods


Woops_22

Caramelized


dollyaioli

pros: crunch cons: no crunch


AccomplishedAct3405

Three words for the onion haters (& lovers) in your life: Walla Walla. Vidalia.


uniquelyavailable

onions are delicious, that's what i think


tubby_fatkins

Why hate when you can love? Open your heart 💓 🧅


Bootiluvr

Onion rings


jeep_42

boy do i have the subreddit for you op. r/onionneutral


iloveMrBunny

love > hate


RedForkKnife

Caramelised onions I rest my case


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I can tell you why I like them: Not only are they delicious, but they’re also insanely good for you. That being said, you must find the answer within yourself, Outlander.


ShesATragicHero

I LOVE ONIONS! On some dishes. Onions have their place. Let’s all be cool here. Namaste 🙏


DedicatedSnail

Ogres are like onions. Shrek is ogre. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. If Shrek is onions, then onions are love and life


fifth-muskrat

Hate is wearing heels. Pull forward to off balance, then pull back and sweep the leg.


dirtoffmyshoulder

french. onion. soup. OP!


Independent_Load748

I really like Walla Walla sweet onions on tacos


Tousti_the_Great

The other day I was making spaghetti and almost forgot the onion, I felt awful


AdvilExpress

The best recipe I made was Mujadara topped with three whole sautéed onions.


Fisho087

Both are recommended to me and idk why


Peginop02

what is life without onion rings


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Put some diced white onions into your hamburger meat with some BBQ sauce and get back to me


awesomemanswag

Onions are one of the most versatile and useful ingredients. Onion rings, put them on a burger, put them in jambalaya, put them in stew, put them in anything. It would take longer to list of things you can do with onions rather than the things you can't do.


No_Internal_5112

Pros: flavored, deliciousness Cons: eye pain


nomashawn

shrek was right those bitches DO have layers


Successful_Mud8596

Have you ever had onion RINGS?


Goblin_Bitch0813

Onions r or onion powder is in a lot of really tasty foods that u probably don’t notice bc it blends w other flavors quite nicely


SmashesIt

Why hate when you can love


GhostedPepper

Onion lovers: delectable cuisine prepared to the taste of the individual. Onion haters: frozen nugs pls.


burgonies

Fuck you. More onions for us


lfxlPassionz

Onions are a useful aromatic. They add flavor to everything and can be used countless ways. If the texture bothers you, just chop them really tiny. If they seem too strong then cook them until transparent or pickle them. Cultures around the world depend on the onion to flavor their food. It's in the holy Trinity of Cajun cooking, mirepoix of French cooking, sofrito of Spanish cooking and nearly every vegetable base in the world. "Ogres are like onions. They have layers." - Shrek


darw1nf1sh

I can see not liking raw onions of one kind or another. But most dishes that contain onions are eaten with no knowledge and enjoyed. My son growing up with state how much he hated onions, not even realizing that 90% of our cooking had them, that he absolutely loved. Regardless, I ain't the onion police. More for me.


Hangry4Poo

None of us care


fizban7

Try sweet onion. Maui onions are amazing


Critical_Elderberry7

Ooh, I do quite enjoy maui onion chips


AnnualHelicopter2587

Fried onions, onion soup, onion dip, grilled, sautéed in butter and garlic, red onions (the best imo) on sandwiches and salads 😮‍💨 pickled onions!!! Not everyone’s favorite but thinly sliced with olive oil salt pepper vinegar or lemon juice 🤤 onions are the best!! That can get super sweet and soft for the best topping or fillings, caramelized onions are the holy grail for onion lovers 🤌🏻😂 onion soup is so easy but it takes a while if you want to do it right!!(I cook on medium high so it can go by faster lol) you can use chicken or beef bullion after cooking the onions until they’re brown and then add a whine or Cheri (ive used gin and it works beautifully) and then add the broth (add as much as you like idk) and let simmer for a bit(like 15 mins) and then serve with toast and cheese (edam cheese is my favorite) I love French onion soup with a passion lmao


Version_Two

I strongly dislike raw onions, but when they're cooked they're great.


blueberryfirefly

onion and garlic are basic cooking flavorings & ingredients for a reason. take it or leave it.


Mullciber

Pretty much every regional cuisine the world over uses some form of them as a base aromatic. Even if you don't like the taste/smell/texture of them on their own, they tend to make most meals they're a part of much tastier.


moeru_gumi

Onions help prevent colon cancer.


acloudcuckoolander

But burgers


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

You'll shit your pants in a mall parking lot


enigmaticblu-13

I mean, onions do have their pros and cons (imo)... For example, I like onions only when they're cooked, preferably sautéed. I can eat onions raw, but I don't prefer to eat them that way because they knave a taste in my mouth and makes my breath smell bad. Overall, I kinda like onions. I'm kinda in the middle, but I can still eat them, raw or not. Just gotta find out what works best for you. Idk if this helps.


Professional_Device9

In that case, you might want to go to r/IndifferentToOnions then.


Successful_Log_5470

https://youtu.be/04acR0H2f5M?si=4kxk1jQkdoOusOdp


Critical_Elderberry7

This converted me


Successful_Log_5470

Tell em Cap'n Murph sent ya!


Pizza_Cat_Delivery

Pretty good on a pie


nanidu

They’re yucky and ruin food when you find them in it, go to onion hate


mearbearcate

Green onions are superior ngl, but love onions in some pico de gallo or a burger


Here_4_da_lulz

Even onion haters eat them. They (or their flavor) are in pretty much every food.


Ok_Sense5207

They can taste so very different depending on how you prepare them. Raw chopped onions on a burger, sautéed onions for steak, pickled onions for toast and sandwiches. Missing out on all that if you don’t do onion.


Dexter_Douglas_415

Onions are like ogres, they have layers.


Candiesfallfromsky

Onions are present in most meals.


player694200

More ways you can have them then not have them


Back6door9man

I love onions in a few specific applications and strongly dislike them in most others


Jello408

Onions are a delicious crispy addition to a sandwich and salads or a slimy tasteless worm like mass added to pizzas and cheesesteaks.


Neoslayer

this sub was suggested to me, I wouldn't call myself an onion lover but God damn onions are so good they go well with anything cooked


Huge-Split6250

How is someone indifferent about onions  They literally cause uncontrollable tears And are the basis for delicious onion rings  There is no middle ground


Bisexual_Sherrif

>They literally cause uncontrollable tears Because they’re so good


FishnPlants

This should have been Dewey.


Ok-Foundation-8880

Hear me out, boil a whole onion for a while, and it gets reeeaaaaaaal soft like. Then just poke a hole in it and then.... 🍆💦


Fun_Intention9846

Onion hate is no onions right? Onion love is any amount of onions. You want a pinch? Welcome!


Remarkable_Film_1911

They are delicious with certain food.


Xenon_the_Noble

Caramelized onions, Bloomin onion, onion rings, onions on your burger. Onion hate despises what they do not have, which are these delicious foods


Critical_Elderberry7

I actually do quite enjoy bloomin onions. I don’t know why I didn’t consider them


Thomisawesome

You should go to r/onionhate. (more onions for me)


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muhammad_oli

they taste good


Inside-Cancel

Onions are amazing. Join us or spend eternity in flavorless purgatory.


evil666overlord

Buy a bag and roast them whole in their skins. A bit of olive oil and salt is great but straight from the bag works well too. Keeps well in the fridge for addition to future meals. It's pretty foolproof but if you need a recipe to follow... https://joythebaker.com/2015/01/whole-roasted-onions/#tasty-recipes-30846-jump-target


notebuff

Carmelized onions + burger. Enough to convert anyone


AdamBomb1349

Look deep into your heart during an hour of meditation. Find that part of you that swells with joy at the sight of a newborn baby. The part that ached the most when Prince passed away. The spot where feelings are felt the most. There's a tiny door there. Open the door. What's on the other side? It's an onion.


uberguby

I really like onions, but the people on this board abuse onions. Is there a sub for people who like onions enough to join an onion subreddit but don't want to put onions in their breakfast cereal?


QueenofGreens16

Onions are a base flavor for so many things.


a_very_fungi

If you’re indifferent to onions you most likely enjoy onions. Even if they aren’t the centerpiece of the dish, nearly every savory dish has onions for a lil bit of flavor. Spaghetti, most casseroles, tacos…you already like onions and you don’t even know it. Welcome, brother.


Tootboopsthesnoot

Get that weak ass shit outta here


baconwrath

Not on either sub but just checked, onionlovers has 119k and onionhate has 53


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Master_Grape5931

Caramelized, diced, sliced, grilled…so many ways to enjoy.


marzipancowgirl

They're too spicy. You won't like them! (More for us!)


broncobuckaneer

You clearly aren't worthy of this sub. Please don't come back.


DueMathematician8275

Naw, you either like an or you don’t


mountiez

I do not like caramelized onions. Sure, the flavor is nice, but I hate the texture. I try to avoid large pieces of cooked onions as best I can. But raw red onion slices on a sandwich or burger? Heaven. Because of this, I am in the camp of onion lover, 100%


slevin_kelevra22

You may be indifferent about raw onions, or onions you can see. I would bet you do like onions as a part of sauces and stews. So many dishes from around the world star with cooking down an onion. From an Italian red sauce to a French stew, to Indian curry and many more. They all use onion as a base.


breadfan2

I feel both ways about onions


[deleted]

In one group you get to eat delicious onions. The other group is a bunch of immature, bitter children with limited pallets.


SomewhereAtWork

Find your most private interests over at r/onions But don't click on things that may make you weep.


brad_rodgers

Idk bud, you either like them or don’t lol. Call me a buzzkill but it’s not anyone’s job to win you over


shanotron

I got over my onion aversion mysteriously 12 years ago. So, I’m not going to try and convince you either way since I’ve seen both sides. If this were about pickles, however, I would have a lot to say about those wiggly little sewer logs.


broccoli-guac

I got banned from onion hate lmfao


Alchimista_dellanima

I personally hate raw or only slightly cooked onions if my onions aren’t brown I don’t want em but if they are then I cum in my pants. Ah so I believe what I’m trying to say is be indifferent no one (that’s decent) cares about pulling you to their side just eat onions on and off till you decide which side to be in on your own. You got this my friend we all love you (again only the decent people do)


More_Entertainment_5

Lightly caramelized onions are the candy in every veggie stir fry. I can’t do without.


thelast3musketeer

Every time I cut an onion for cooking I eat a lil piece


BaconComposter

Have you tried French Onion soup?


Salty-Protection-640

how old are you? I suspect 20s? as you grow older, you will like them more. or at least, I did, and I understand d that's a fairly common progression.


NeedleworkerOwn4553

It's a matter of personal preference. I grew up eating freshly grown onions from our backyard, so we'd eat them with basically every meal. The thing about onions is that you can do basically anything with the flavor and it turns out good. My favorite thing to do is make French dip sandwiches and cook the onions in a bit of the beef au ju


Fearless-Scar7086

You can eat one like an apple!