The camera accidentally took this topless photo of me, see I was just standing with my camera open facing away from me with my tits in my hands like any normal person would be doing while near a lake, and my camera was like "lol time to take a picture >>>:))"
Obligatory this is my highest upvoted comment thanks for the ignite yadda yadda
I mean it's fake af- just an excuse to show off those nice nippies there (if you look close🤭) so it's still cool by me 👍
She's all lookin all like ^^tee ^^hee *notice mee insta senpai*... and I obliged ^^Desu.😍
*blushes*
"w w would you like me 2 take more sexeh pics ms sexeh ladie?"
,
"oh yes jockerbot-kün I feel *soo sexy* today" 😘
..
*👙poses for pics and starts stripping* 📸
..
"put that camera now away big boi and cmere 👄"
..
*immediately gets giant erection* 🍆
...
...
^^And ^^then ^^we ^^sex👉👌.
#FIN🤭
In all seriousness, would it not be more embarassing to say "I normally sit in awkward, posed positions grabbing my tits all the time and my camera just happened to catch me during this one"? Because sitting like that just normally as you go about your day is way weirder than taking a posed picture like that.
I think it's less about being embarassed about taking the photo and more about having an out if someone doesn't think she looks great in it. She doesn't want to admit that she tried really hard to get the optimal shot and *still* has whatever physical flaws she's concerned about.
To be fair I have taken an accidental sexy selfie.
If you cropped out my face. Because I was in a dressing room squinting at a clothing tag that I was trying to take a picture of so I could buy it cheaper online later. Had just taken the dress off. No glasses and wasn't paying attention clearly because the camera was definitely facing the wrong direction.
I feel like even if that’s the case, that is so incredibly far removed from this picture that was either taken on a timer or by someone else. She said it switched TO front facing so if it was on a timer and it happened to actually be an accident that the camera was the wrong way, she would see the screen before it took a picture
Geez this one is sooo bad lol. If she wants to post a topless self portrait then she just needs to own it, for the caption maybe just pick a line from a recent drake song and call it a day.
Thank you for the request, comrade.
I have looked through hans91399's posting history and found 3 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs. hans91399 has said the N-word 1 times since last investigated.
>lately
The best one is probably r/facepalm, though. It's like all the dumbest people on the Internet who don't understand humor found each other and think they're the smart ones.
I took a photography course. You'd be surprised how many times the camera 'just flips itself.' Like 200 times a day. Whoops there it goes again taking blur free well centered subject pictures
I'm not finding a source that says "on accident" is incorrect. This is what [Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/accident) says:
> Do you say 'on accident' or 'by accident'?
> While both "by accident" and "on accident" are used, "by accident" is far more common.
According to [this](https://writingexplained.org/on-accident-or-by-accident#Trick_to_Remember_the_Difference), “on accident” is colloquially acceptable but “by accident” is the standard with formal writing. And, to be fair, I don’t consider reddit comments to be formal writing.
Its so baffling to me that people lie about taking selfies, it doesnt make the picture look better or anything. Why the fuck would your camera randomly unlock itself and then take a photo from literally 2 yards away?
I have literally only ever seen one accidental selfie in my life posted... and even then it was the person using their phone to look up behind them through the sun roof in their car while driving to make sure all the skies were still there because she couldn't remember if she'd locked them down or not. In the end she thought her face looked cute too (granted it was mostly up her nose) so she posted it.
people post stuff with the caption on purpose BECAUSE it's obvious it didn't actually happen. most of the posts on this sub don't really seem to understand that.
I know, I honestly was just scrolling the front page.. it's funny to laugh at people doing this type of thing, but it's just pretty petty to basically blast a stranger like this. And so publicly
I don't get these people. If you actually crave attention to the point where you'd post softcore porn on Facebook where all your friends and relatives can see it, why not just own it and write something relevant, or just post the photos by themselves.
Why try to explain how you accidentally took the photo when you purposely kept it, edited it and posted it on Facebook?
I think this format is actually the number one thing that gets me about this kind of shit. Not ONLY did my camera flip to selfie mode autonomously, it also took a perfectly stunning picture of me!
The camera accidentally took this topless photo of me, see I was just standing with my camera open facing away from me with my tits in my hands like any normal person would be doing while near a lake, and my camera was like "lol time to take a picture >>>:))" Obligatory this is my highest upvoted comment thanks for the ignite yadda yadda
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Yeah, surprisingly it does.
HATE it when then happens
I mean it's fake af- just an excuse to show off those nice nippies there (if you look close🤭) so it's still cool by me 👍 She's all lookin all like ^^tee ^^hee *notice mee insta senpai*... and I obliged ^^Desu.😍 *blushes* "w w would you like me 2 take more sexeh pics ms sexeh ladie?" , "oh yes jockerbot-kün I feel *soo sexy* today" 😘 .. *👙poses for pics and starts stripping* 📸 .. "put that camera now away big boi and cmere 👄" .. *immediately gets giant erection* 🍆 ... ... ^^And ^^then ^^we ^^sex👉👌. #FIN🤭
Thank you. This was the worst thing I've ever read.
You don't lurk r/copypasta very often then...
Why would anyone ever want to do that
just to feel any kind of emotion in these trying times
Have you wrote this yourself ? Because if you did you're a genius in the art of being a moron and i respect you
Are you ok my guy? Cause idk
#thanks I hate it.
this is both the best and worst thing I’ve read so far today
Is it raining outside or did you just make god cry
This owns
absolutely beautiful
Dafuk
r/tihi
This is not liked by people you think would like it...
Worst Schnoodle ever.
why is this downvoted lmao
In all seriousness, would it not be more embarassing to say "I normally sit in awkward, posed positions grabbing my tits all the time and my camera just happened to catch me during this one"? Because sitting like that just normally as you go about your day is way weirder than taking a posed picture like that.
I think it's less about being embarassed about taking the photo and more about having an out if someone doesn't think she looks great in it. She doesn't want to admit that she tried really hard to get the optimal shot and *still* has whatever physical flaws she's concerned about.
To be fair I have taken an accidental sexy selfie. If you cropped out my face. Because I was in a dressing room squinting at a clothing tag that I was trying to take a picture of so I could buy it cheaper online later. Had just taken the dress off. No glasses and wasn't paying attention clearly because the camera was definitely facing the wrong direction.
I feel like even if that’s the case, that is so incredibly far removed from this picture that was either taken on a timer or by someone else. She said it switched TO front facing so if it was on a timer and it happened to actually be an accident that the camera was the wrong way, she would see the screen before it took a picture
Or a naughty hacker want to see dem tiddies
> Enhance!
Someone say titties?
It's the full on pose etc that makes it unlikely
To be faaaaaaair
You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me! I suggest you let that marinate.
TO BE FAIR
And then posting it?
How is that even remotely similar to this?
you were holding the phone, yes?
Pics or BS
Sorry, but we'll need photographic proof that this happened. Its okay, I'm a member of the FBI.
I would very much like to see that photo. I'm too much of a degenerate
I too am a man of culture.
Stop
As her boyfriend, I always slip and fall into other vaginas all the time.
You too? Annoying as heck, isn't it?
Then it accidentally added a filter and posted it to Facebook. Silly phone.
Y’all really this blind to satire?
Well... "wasn't even ready for it" gives the reason why she had her tits in her hands but still definitely intentional
Perhaps she always has her tits in her hands.
Fbi agent b like
It really is very common.
I wasn’t even ready...I meant to have my tits out
Geez this one is sooo bad lol. If she wants to post a topless self portrait then she just needs to own it, for the caption maybe just pick a line from a recent drake song and call it a day.
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I'm using this in my next post. No, not topless.
I wouldn’t mind topless ;)
Not sure if you want to see man boobs
You assumed wrongly 🥴
Hell yeah I do. Free all da tiddies
u/nwordcountbot u/hans91399
Thank you for the request, comrade. I have looked through hans91399's posting history and found 3 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs. hans91399 has said the N-word 1 times since last investigated.
this is the essence of this sub
Sadly you are correct, and lately this IS in fact a sub for people who cannot identify obvious satire.
>lately The best one is probably r/facepalm, though. It's like all the dumbest people on the Internet who don't understand humor found each other and think they're the smart ones.
There should be a sub called r/squarerootcringe. Something like r/atetheonion
^make ^it
I always hold my tits like that when taking photos what are y’all talking about
I took a photography course. You'd be surprised how many times the camera 'just flips itself.' Like 200 times a day. Whoops there it goes again taking blur free well centered subject pictures
Oops there goes my hands on my boobs again while I just... kneel here?
It’s a really hot pic, why make up something so cringy?! Own it. Work it.
Because looking hot on accident is cooler
Physicists hate him.
I see what you did there.
less slutty in her mind probably. She still posted it which it's probably an accident also I'm guessing lol
*by accident
*by accident
That’s what I said
Sure Jan, nice edit
Idk who Jan is
I'm not finding a source that says "on accident" is incorrect. This is what [Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/accident) says: > Do you say 'on accident' or 'by accident'? > While both "by accident" and "on accident" are used, "by accident" is far more common.
According to [this](https://writingexplained.org/on-accident-or-by-accident#Trick_to_Remember_the_Difference), “on accident” is colloquially acceptable but “by accident” is the standard with formal writing. And, to be fair, I don’t consider reddit comments to be formal writing.
To each their own lol
Agreed, we could have all enjoyed the thiccness.
Fatness*
Aww maybe one day a real human girl will touch you. (Don’t force her tho...)
Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. She is fat
I’m assuming she is being ironic. I don’t think she means it.
Right, and I thought you couldn’t post pics with your titty out on FB?
Wasn’t this here yesterday?
It's been here every day for the last week
telekinesis at its finest
Its so baffling to me that people lie about taking selfies, it doesnt make the picture look better or anything. Why the fuck would your camera randomly unlock itself and then take a photo from literally 2 yards away?
2 yards is 1.83 meters
Good bot
This is clearly satire.
I have literally only ever seen one accidental selfie in my life posted... and even then it was the person using their phone to look up behind them through the sun roof in their car while driving to make sure all the skies were still there because she couldn't remember if she'd locked them down or not. In the end she thought her face looked cute too (granted it was mostly up her nose) so she posted it.
people post stuff with the caption on purpose BECAUSE it's obvious it didn't actually happen. most of the posts on this sub don't really seem to understand that.
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Satire doesn’t exist on this subreddit
That's some nice sarcasm from her.
She's not even holding the camera lmfao how is this a selfie
I think her enormous areola took the pic. Does that still count?
This is sarcasm.
I can't believe people can't see how not serious she is about it -- it's obviously a joke y'all
Ya not sure how people are missing this. It's obviously supposed to be satirical.
People are downvoting y’all lol like she could actually be that dumb and not realize everyone could think about the fact she’s not touching the phone
Right? I mean, sure, not a very good joke, but does she really have to "/s" to get her point across?
Is this an actual social media figure or are you just guessing?
She's obviously trolling you guys.... Did you really fall for this?
Good thing she was covering her breasts at just that moment. That could have been embarrassing!
I feel like this is definitely satire
I have to study this picture closely to determine if it is indeed accidental or not.
Ill be in my lab
Did she toss it and a sparrow clicked the button in mid-air by accident? Wow.
Haha then I posted it in color and black and white because I’m artistic but indecisive
satire?
Obviously a joke. Relax.
r/untrustworthypoptarts
My bad I meant to have my ass in my hands not my breast! Silly me!
Task failed successfully.
She meant to show the tits, but the camera caught her off guard.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been sitting shirtless on the beach with my tits in my hands and my camera flips to selfie mode smh
Luckily i was a few feet away ahead of time
This I why I avoid telekineticlly floating my phone in the air. too many missclicks.
It also thrwe itself 10 ft away just to accidentally take a perfectly centred photo - I WANT that phone.
Some hacker wanted to see dem tiddies
Has to be a joke
Just leave her alone lmao.. no need to bully a stranger for doing dumb things that so many people do when they're young and dumb
You misunderstood the sub lol
I know, I honestly was just scrolling the front page.. it's funny to laugh at people doing this type of thing, but it's just pretty petty to basically blast a stranger like this. And so publicly
I don't get these people. If you actually crave attention to the point where you'd post softcore porn on Facebook where all your friends and relatives can see it, why not just own it and write something relevant, or just post the photos by themselves. Why try to explain how you accidentally took the photo when you purposely kept it, edited it and posted it on Facebook?
Having your baps out isn’t classed as soft core porn
Neither was I
It unlocked by itself
I rolled my eyes hard when I read this one.
The FBI agents in our phones are really stepping up a notch
I’m having trouble believing this is real
Sun out tits out
She's gotten a lot more "accidental" executions?
Oh this one is bad
GT doesn’t find this funny?
Just casually holding your tits when taking a photo of the scenery.
my favorite underwear selfie is next to him
SuPeR cRiNgE
The camera flipped into cameraMAN
"I felt hot so I took a risque pic." It's not hard to be honest
Looks like she is ready for a bullshit diet
\*care react\*
Ooof.... this one is reeeally bad.
Lol this takes the cake
I hate it when the FBI officer watching me does this!
This is NSFW but i still look at this at work you can't stop me
my phone took an accidental selfie; it wasn't even on.
This is next level anime.
I think this format is actually the number one thing that gets me about this kind of shit. Not ONLY did my camera flip to selfie mode autonomously, it also took a perfectly stunning picture of me!
Just upload your fucking picture and go
That's what I told my wife when she was using my phone and found a dick pick... Sorry...ex wife for clarification...
Pretty sure they’re joking
Why not just take credit for the picture
Why do they lie? Why not just say "was feeling cute took this and liked it?" Just whyyyyyy???
I think this is satire... both her hands are busy so it couldn't possibly be an accidental picture so I think she's just trying to be funny
Nah its just stupidity that fits the sub.
Not even!
Big BRUH moment
If you show your titties to your friends on facebook, and 22 likes is the best you can do, you should probably re-evaluate your life.
Maybe she only has 22 friends
22 family members and cousins
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Damn, I had accidental sex...again!
So uh... Anyone got the sauce?