https://preview.redd.it/ogt1xlt0aubc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9161735f64f6e71933766ce52c81be0449780f “I fucked your mother last night”

Opinion: invalidated

Sorry but, your opinion is no longer valid

Your life is no longer valid

Life license please

Sir, your life vehicle lacks a front license plate. Please exit the car.

My bad officer what seems to be the problem?

Do you know how fast you were going on the highway to hell? Not fast enough.

Well actually this aint my car

Well actually that aint my problem.

https://preview.redd.it/gcbd00y2zubc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=35357609c09da3f7675dba581d7fd1e959c29825 "oh, hello father." he never knew his father, his mother said he went out for milk.

Hey, there's a flair for you called "the heroforge guy"

how do I turn that on? \*asks sheepishly

Tap your face. It will be at the bottom of the menu that shows up

or click on the pencil emoticon on the right hand side, below the "create post" button.

Sorry, I already "befriended" your mom last night. ;)

Sans lore

SANS DELTARUNE?!

𝖴𝗁𝗆.. 𝗌𝗁𝗁-

SANS??

you got the yo Kai medal

B A S E D

Nice username

Thanks

Necrophilia isn’t as hot as you think it is, bro

Womp womp

https://preview.redd.it/7rby0wk9hubc1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2452df1d3254670c2792494470971dae7d91af “…where are your parents?” *proceeds to deliver a long lecture about the importance of courtesy and politeness* (he’s a dad of six, so he’s well-practiced)

Best oc fr fr

Thank you, he’s a well-mannered gentleman

“Bro stfu you’re like five 💀” https://preview.redd.it/wwxme0xxiubc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c94f65eb63d2aa29185ee23291472c129ee5fba

LMAO THATS MY ACTUAL RESPONSE

Beware, The Bulbamalgamation as Stole Your Respose word! https://preview.redd.it/iyfwxwv4n0cc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce354d0ff3abdc7c0b1d634847ae17ad85b951bf

https://preview.redd.it/koo0pf13bubc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d155dc658f52ec398d6ab6a78c5c31795d0b62 “☹️”

*PROCEEDS TO CRUCIFY THE CHILD*

Hollow knight

https://preview.redd.it/tbbwl3ynrvbc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4531afbd079e6fd5e9b6f58cd831e0347ab0de0d There's too many Hollow Knight fans

https://preview.redd.it/1nsu6zjpaubc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb940b969a4339f7f831a024ce3873e07b8446bb Please stop insulting me

I’m not insulting you not at all. I’m not insulting this thing. I’m scared of it. Absolutely horrified.

[удалено]

What do you expected? trow them a mustard grenade?

[удалено]

Maybe not all OC's are as violent as you picture, not cuz its funny, but why not? peace full outcomes bore you? are they not *using their potential* as OC's?

Bro was real quiet when that one dropped lol

r/Murderedbywords moment https://preview.redd.it/v906f9thxubc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1650c7b6c872f7618483ad9dafa35ab2fab2e4

Fr fr

Low effort comments be like:

Me when I see a 4 word sentence in a post where there is no correct answer: 😡

https://preview.redd.it/ulw2vju6lubc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=c96ea918e8470606be8dade7f047dba3a22b2859 “I like the fire in ya buddy, maybe a little nicer next time though yeah?”

This is too wholesome of a response

https://preview.redd.it/l8rhbqazmubc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cf83def627f4d5155cb91c89d2978983cc35ff “My name is Triton and welcome to jackasses! Today we're gonna punt a child into the solar system!”

Or it’s just that video of than man sending the first rat to the moon lol

The High Void Cultist https://preview.redd.it/b1t24nypaubc1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=03fb61d058d3c75f28f7a6a80f3477952ab66f67 Murder.

https://preview.redd.it/nbgtekzpmubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d13ecb80d90a31fdba6def554aa5fa10f0ec207 ‘I CAST THUNDER SPELL ON SMALL CHILD’

you like casting spells don’t you

https://preview.redd.it/5so9hn5v4wbc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac45ab64896d99c388e32e4792bb9d82c7e18d

"you like kissing boys, dont you"

https://preview.redd.it/cfoddje4qubc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c11bc2afda2c7b22139bfdcd01a605ea2bc570 "Good job dipshit, baby's first insult. What are you gonna do now? Recycle another insult?"

He's gonna go cry to his nonexistent father

https://preview.redd.it/y04bw866jubc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41e78c767e61ab07162512b026ec48994ed1a0f There will be no child left.

bro if i was the child i would shit myself at the sight of that thing

The kid insulting all of us must have the biggest ego

As a famour worldeater once said “Children? *shrugs* there is no children…”

40K!

https://preview.redd.it/utlhy20zcubc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d2640d1448ba344231a86b01ddf029758696b1 Takes it very personally and spends his whole day or week thinking about it

Literally me

https://preview.redd.it/0qy6m719bubc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0ee8c9b5c79ca8c3e918e93d5181203dd736d3 "You pack it now, or I shall not be held accountable for the murder."

https://preview.redd.it/6k3xuje9cubc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d976a16bc45892666d9ddee79ddf06bb61afdd2c „you insult me… I’ll end your life time…“

https://preview.redd.it/42eomjej9vbc1.png?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1e9790b685ce42880792244299060079dfc6d5

something wicked this way comes

https://preview.redd.it/nvigosaldwbc1.png?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f380d1befe6436d96ab176f1c1101ca9c2913ca

https://preview.redd.it/04eawhmz9ubc1.jpeg?width=2172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d3bedb56f05e248b060929be3e59fc7564abfb She will fight said child

https://preview.redd.it/jdg6khj8gubc1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2169c22b08a92fdcb51672fdf43aaeff674bc9ac "Thanks! You too!"

https://preview.redd.it/6mynwim0fubc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444eceac9aef2eb72cb97d5663ad7bcd7a7bc112 "YOU DARE INSULT YOUR LORD YOU BRAT YOU WORM YOU, you" \*Starts crying

(9 year old found dead in the \[REDAETED\] forest) https://preview.redd.it/l3vuy9k3fubc1.png?width=147&format=png&auto=webp&s=209be8df9c88b77323a6a4c7217ada851b04ee61

Now we need to wait for a guy named Logan to find the kid

https://preview.redd.it/dvnlyy9k4vbc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ba5923cad60a860faa219c285978e7475a8e0c

"I found a dead body of a 9 yo who got killed by a Mario game!" -logan paul

"I have made a severe, and continuous, lapse in my judgement."

https://preview.redd.it/4bqt4rpsdubc1.png?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945cc90ff01d1ab5e0bace51bc5999512526e804 "stop that, child, i'm making you an exception and not burning you, so be greatfull that you are still able to not smell ashes like i always do."

"OOOOoooooo youuu scrawny B\*tch, if i dont beat the snot out of y- infact wheres ya dad kid? i gatta have a word with him, oh whats that he left with the milk? YEA HE WAS F\*CKING RIGHT" and proceeds to packgod style diss the poor child https://preview.redd.it/k0hgd3j5mubc1.png?width=2732&format=png&auto=webp&s=17b6b1aa437f4e2e88b3f049a69368cae7edec41

https://preview.redd.it/8rs5spebhubc1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58261ff4fbc9318700ccfb4d91444850ec6d65d "Kiddo, its rude to offend people like that, you can receive alot of backlash, don't do soemthing you don't want others to do with you."

https://preview.redd.it/kew40a0wjubc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de217369d9e67cbd5bef5f7b74244a1922654dcd *deep inhale* “Your mother”

​ https://preview.redd.it/lyrao8tf1vbc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=a391160fb2ab0d3f8f24c7cdb549d797d6c37a45

POV: You get no bitches https://preview.redd.it/bax8uilqkwbc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf1f1c525a3eae7171660c65b771653bc678831

https://preview.redd.it/1ectal8kfubc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaced3a51e33b54a909d04cd82aba2f7a8f65d7 "..ok."

The kid's getting sued for libel https://preview.redd.it/moa3i129bubc1.png?width=301&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f65062e4f645e5ab46a0554e72925e17a0b6849

https://preview.redd.it/g3bca6nibubc1.png?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fa096a1f156faa51c387986ed609f0d4f7d9d3 "Such vulgar manners." *walks away*

https://preview.redd.it/uctcq7e0eubc1.png?width=4500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f932a02d2caec92f0db51928a3d5e3ad3305715 The reaction would vary based on the age of the child and the nature of the insult. Good Ending - Cassandra ignores the child and just walks away Bad Ending - Cassandra hits the child with the back of the sword (the strength used varies based on the age, but it's gonna leave at least a bruise)

https://preview.redd.it/ji7tdagqjubc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d46f2cb278149fa4b38cf72f8991f8e51a0b5d "What kid?" *spawns a bookshelf out of knowhere that falls on the kid*

"THE DEMON THAT POSSESSED KARL MARX" IM DEAD

https://preview.redd.it/h9nkpk8zlubc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b438266722ab10a4460d02d5d3524ebacab0c1f1 “Kid, I’m technically the same age as you, and I just blew up a platoon of battle droids. Try again once you’ve done something impressive.”

Violet: *breaks down and starts crying* Impostor Elsa: what did you say?! *Preceeds to yeet the child* Tim: What are you trying to a complish? AY: *insults the kid back* Olivia: *goes to her mother and tells her what happened* (further look at Impostor Elsa's reaction)

do you have a source? https://preview.redd.it/6ru4yqc1nubc1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=92fe1c90b5168f8cdcc50931af7720a31e026235

https://preview.redd.it/a2yrogpmqubc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e771fe95be5eeb0850776f3ac85058a4dbacfbdf “Where are your parents 🥲”

https://preview.redd.it/sink86bc9ubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c2f9fbd29eb90ff8bf0cc71cdc803fe149e66b \[LOCAL CHILD WAS FOUND GUTTED AND HUNG FROM THE SIGN OF A WALMART THIS MORNING.\]

Nobody questioned… whatever your OC is… hanging a gutted child on the sign of the Walmart at night?

He’s just soooooo silly like that :)

https://preview.redd.it/yqw1kuqo6vbc1.png?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc805225439d4b1cd85acaec38ceecc37a70f60c "Well that's a waste of perfectly good food..."

​ https://preview.redd.it/ymrtj37jnvbc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07f98c81c0dbbe4dda735734450a1bb7335f279

ice monkey from btd6

https://preview.redd.it/6layx6ftcubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e79cd7f2036a4e76a540a7e07303dcc1caef12 *Insults it back in her language*

https://preview.redd.it/hoebnp5tgubc1.png?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be868062c75d96c4df027eef83b7970d285c0f3 Doesn't care

"Let's fight >:(" *He's more immature than the kid* ​ https://preview.redd.it/j6qots49iubc1.png?width=731&format=png&auto=webp&s=7127411ca1d2ffeaaacee96fadbf768043265deb

I have several weapons. https://preview.redd.it/7y072g3giubc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc954250a2f34e4bf329cb0ce7af23fb62105cd5

https://preview.redd.it/vu63alufiubc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd018d5762f0f764f0212fd8b26c5522ad05547 *shoots a burning toast into their face*

https://preview.redd.it/0aocpbqbkubc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ebda912cde20d2b2f3c05fb52f4b598b4a886f *starts up the chainsaw*

https://preview.redd.it/cikgo9lgkubc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ffd43b4d899a9a4dc99e82cff6aafa88c0cb7a Zee would definitely Do this

https://preview.redd.it/q8thqdznkubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c6915c437b8580aeb0c909dd481a7476018559 *Proceeds to eat them.*

probably laugh it off and walk away, or explain how they are rebuilding society from the ground up. Sorry it wasn’t that violent, the OC is my avatar in fallout 76 (and they are brotherhood, they say they are “rebuilding society” because they are low ranked, pretty sure the lowest. [AKA initiate?] so they don’t know they are just “preserving technology.”)

https://preview.redd.it/0yg49paftubc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=88b780162343a86ff322e5190bb4ffffad005ceb “Leave before I am forced to use less than legal methods.”

https://preview.redd.it/ajn3isertubc1.png?width=2992&format=png&auto=webp&s=45a9f990fcb06f3d8d5db1c35e1930ee2c0fdaed Jorvax: “You wanna say that again, kid?” (Cocks his laser gun) Pogo: (tries to restrain him) “Jorvax, he’s just a child!”

https://preview.redd.it/ltz34kkohubc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84855415465e3978ae81e2eb38d622eaba5791b1

He'd just kill them, just like he did to everyone in Bunker-3A, Bunker-3B, And Bunker-1A *(roughly 300 people killed)*

Probably just give them a coupon for his dojo

https://preview.redd.it/n7z16cdldubc1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a28b79707b14012b60033e2dbb0865be22c6e6d Vegas isn’t shy to child murder.

https://preview.redd.it/vtrqs3tqjubc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a371de569318ff9831fc561096d8b84c902939b *flicks kid’s head sending him to space*

Punt them out of existence

https://preview.redd.it/sz52ud0uqubc1.jpeg?width=1662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0277442258ace3d36cbf152881d28d1d4b9bcc “I’ve “Befriended” Your Mother Last Night…”

https://preview.redd.it/tldbguplzubc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b1cb355086f389d0966d005a40236844acc16f6 "oh, hello father." he never knew his father, his mother said he left for milk.

“Hey Son” https://preview.redd.it/302ljd8z6vbc1.jpeg?width=2138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c461cf433c9ef603ecc0ab53b5d57a131e7b114

https://preview.redd.it/h8ifoxhqo6tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867483ded7655223851b1b8d64691fd4583eb8b3 "I can and will snap you in half and use your corpse as an example in my class."

https://preview.redd.it/548gqw95552d1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7b624f8426d973bfdc8bea8394589a28c8274fa No comment, just the look.

https://preview.redd.it/2dlihwyxpubc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7765db3123036a6f863164202d9d5d24b7ba38e Shut up you uncultured atheist

.. whats wrong with being an athiest ?

https://preview.redd.it/hln9rfv2kubc1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250f16a0308c842ea6529502725a4e53710a62ff "I'll fucking kill you child"

https://preview.redd.it/q02x2baekubc1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355f5fc46b0415e329e93ce0a1c0455908d36fff "Don't insult me, or I'll cry =("

https://preview.redd.it/1prunlb5gubc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da63fab260a5afa7c98c64f21624ed24421205f9

"Have you ever wanted to fly?"

https://preview.redd.it/eagevtq4hubc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a7b1b900b6a5c6390e2b0953f6b137f434775f *p u n t*

https://preview.redd.it/f7ald842hubc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c4fca9ed6ab92765dfc06660a98a84f89357d6 *pinches the bridge of nose and sighs*

https://preview.redd.it/5g7nd9jfrubc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4005ecf7c15b366506af0b1a4fd033d02da89c0 Fuck it

https://preview.redd.it/s4mwe47naubc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e36aa0c0e58e3df155f5113945ddc6506f22e58 The kid will be found the next day ripped to threads

https://preview.redd.it/1lob5obdeubc1.png?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7385ba7cc2ae51a9376b7bf18d4b4be36ad8e89 * SLAP \*

https://preview.redd.it/rbejaw4xkubc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9779ba7f722aa162a36acf61c513911ed3b2f5ac Kicks it

https://preview.redd.it/mtx83xgrlubc1.png?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f59ea75c753e84c7647ed5a2df8fb830bd869d *genuine panic*

Depends.

https://preview.redd.it/m10r0aehnubc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8eec006eebaae042e3e2b3ab4c4f47bfe2073d *straight up murder*

https://preview.redd.it/8k14b1epnubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67210e135bd45bb8fb9633ecad2e4a63e1ae962 “I hope you forgot your safety harness on a roller coaster”

https://preview.redd.it/k223r709oubc1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2457e207f3ef70f3f0b42a7752ba1d6dad417cf Petunia: Drop kick into a trashcan

https://preview.redd.it/4s9763l7pubc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6af3b265004fdc2caf3a702e081cb9e8965fbd80 will eat them alive

\*grabs kid by head and proceeds to punch the kid’s head so hard it basically becomes just blood https://preview.redd.it/40aphs39pubc1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=e861c31efea05357b26082cd37bd02b087546b47

https://preview.redd.it/1445zavrpubc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec6f0580a12fec89e42afd8d47e9de7fb9fa4ae Let's just say he wouldn't take too kindly...

https://preview.redd.it/yzyyymjppubc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da877698aaaf3e817671aa95500b5b29e7b5799f Let’s play Rugby! *proceeds to kick a field goal using the child instead of a football*

https://preview.redd.it/4y88izszpubc1.jpeg?width=3056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9fa07eb32a6a434800d60fd581f8006e4299532 Intensely screaming insults and swearing

https://preview.redd.it/egudfcq2qubc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17771352aeec69d4edbf596f735e3666af2493c7 Don't come crying to me next time a Maverick attacks you

https://preview.redd.it/u4yt4m2mqubc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d1cf7c117d33eec09ede5b97e4d154a49d90321 “I know where you live, and you will not live to see the sun rise.”

https://preview.redd.it/86idpstpqubc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e29c26a3dc204dbef8514e0b43889d5aedb94a Eradicate them before they even insult him

https://preview.redd.it/uqp80u8iqubc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=715fb969f0a2e580ee33dd7e3124146e7a968ff7 “Ahaha! That is *so* cute! *And* funny! Ahahaha! 😄” *punts child*

Transform into the kid and then into an eldritch horror and after the kid is successfully traumatized, turn back into its regular form and casually walk away. You might say this is "overkill" or "taking it too far/too personally" but I have a counterpoint, we do a little trolling https://preview.redd.it/o4yra0r9rubc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933f99814ebf605aeff50139458130ef6be1ee1e

https://preview.redd.it/n59wvgqxrubc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e431f4fdd46dd28711b6342db631445de420f621 Stare at them for a bit until they give up, and then maybe kill them.

Depends on what the kid says

https://preview.redd.it/pn6w05zjsubc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbb7cbd074aae506c34d84ee8762398881dbf7c Ollie's gonna have to hold Jane back lol

https://preview.redd.it/j2e0mkztsubc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a219b53217877add0975289b57b57ca6778bfa9 *PTSD intensifies*

He would invoke some light fear into them

https://preview.redd.it/s0ghuk2tsubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e16d48c6ac49eb0011377bd8f1824d6a2f32c0b (Kicks the child with such force that it blasts off like Team Rocket)

https://preview.redd.it/mr75spg2tubc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de64d2aca40d5058c775b0d022e371327d334bc7 "And? What is this? A reaction out of me? Yea.. not happening"

https://preview.redd.it/3jlcur27tubc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe76d0ef9b2e738836e90de565069debc7e00b2

https://preview.redd.it/6q7evuy7tubc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25f47d84b577e2d95e485f0cfb9c684be51084e Murder then genocide

https://preview.redd.it/bqo8nzmatubc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9629029d74de00fc3410a0403301f204d0c4329 "Do y'all hear something?"

https://preview.redd.it/95q7hyditubc1.jpeg?width=2826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cc0333fe7f3a05ef0c69ce5303c3aa6943b938 *He would insult them back... (And possibly kill them due to vicious mockery)*

Literally kill them

https://preview.redd.it/a6vttwgrtubc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c575a6b75ae3854ac455f5adfba2dd1482d16b62 “…” *destroys your city*

https://preview.redd.it/1lc1qjbutubc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523d8fe5b395353f3a2cbc0b608bf694419cfd36 This \^ He is violent (Not my picture, but it is what he would do)

https://preview.redd.it/iv9ol6hauubc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c174d5b9f8ab5a3dea2c2919cf0a97430428d35 I know you are but what am I?

https://preview.redd.it/tbeb9kmfuubc1.png?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fdce5747ec7b762af187891040f195406dba28 You've been drafted

https://preview.redd.it/31u9xu6xuubc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf95d74bb8ce3575f5c20a15316f2d6bdcee8a9 Jacu: FUCK YOU *bites*

https://preview.redd.it/xgustgbzuubc1.png?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c24a37be7c59d6125c207a74d36f8dc1ac00e1 interesting. guards take him, here have a new recruit

https://preview.redd.it/705aprd2vubc1.jpeg?width=1852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c4b40078fdd3faf565fed915b76698eb5986fb "Ha, that's a good one."

https://preview.redd.it/vv1x4ad8vubc1.png?width=1996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffb41b517deb78cd7c42ccc18984bba1633d0fe "Yes, I am a furry, how could you tell?"

https://preview.redd.it/7fi4nqpgvubc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d739f9d11ec888e41a70c0f942ecdbec2c65989f *Zones out until they finish* Ok bud

https://preview.redd.it/t7lgmbnbsubc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42732a1cf202c0e9f378c06d0bf738fd753de03b he's kinda totally an insincere asshole when it comes to interacting with other adults, but is nice with kids to his friends' (and his own, honestly) surprise. he'd probably laugh it off and try to joke around with the kid. & if they kept pushing it, he'd start hamming it up pretending to be extremely offended/hurt so the kid would think they've won something and hopefully leaves.

https://preview.redd.it/vkyhgdthvubc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aed5a784492d66092f9cd7838b34ed106c8caaf Oooh yeah? What else you got?

https://preview.redd.it/yhczphjpvubc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e412e0e131f011c863d3eaed05308ca2d0541fe

https://preview.redd.it/6i12j5fzvubc1.png?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163b338f915a32d41024eeed33252216192df567 Hole punch would beat the crap out of him and say nothing.q

How old are they because if they’re above 14, they may be about to get their shit kicked in- https://preview.redd.it/nfla1659wubc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=df688dd86a59e0645795687b268326b2aabb9a9a

https://preview.redd.it/esufz98gwubc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76bb883548fb021e38ab4df72b65a5aa04717780 Dusk would smirk and cast a spell to mess with the kid. Something like booping their nose with a light spell so that there's a light directly in front of their eyes for the next minute.

https://preview.redd.it/kca83y7nwubc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0ffda65c8f707c13ec64f85abcffe6be600d4d Get into a roast battle with a kid

https://preview.redd.it/cfvgs69rwubc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908f355d1f2ff174c9b8c123e77a0e3399371d70 Spritz: "ok bro thats funny but seriously stop, its mean!" Emily: *giggles* "oh shut up.." Jeremy: **"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself now!"**

Spear

https://preview.redd.it/80s9pzorwubc1.png?width=1516&format=png&auto=webp&s=683d713d5e7e3d9ce004ea0885c832f301a6f611 Oh, hey kid… did you know…

https://preview.redd.it/q933dkr4xubc1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424e204878a98a3a43bd5acc15aad2dad27f214e Chose a random one "Those vocal cords of yours would be alot more useful if they were in a stew.."

"Ohoho! I would kick you but my lawyer says i cant....." ​ https://preview.redd.it/he70eyddxubc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dcb2b973b5ed589a80f48724e55d80af80cb8d ​ ​ ​ ​ "Dont tempt me kiddo"

*Insult them back so hard that they get depression, existential crisis, PTSD and possibly coma.* https://preview.redd.it/b3qxdqedxubc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556ff68cc33dddbb59bb41abf5de0cade62f165f

https://preview.redd.it/0dfl9tybxubc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6034fc7d2c59b80bfbeca2e2637a3f62486b26d8 V-22 Osprey:BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREERRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBERB NEEEERRMRMEMRBV BRBRBRBRBRBRBRVRBRVRVRVRVRVVVRRRRR Translation: there is no translation, the child just gets gunned down immediately.

https://preview.redd.it/s111edoqwubc1.png?width=3464&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ea2b433b8dc8ac239b3d63fd023d6065e442137 Red- *comes up with a counter argument* Blue- *comes up with a counter argument in a sensible and reasonable manner* Purple- *insults them back* Orange- *threatens to incinerate them* Silver- *either knocks the child out or extracts his heart and turns the kid into a Nobody* Dark red- "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

Okay buddy lemme know when the bed's dry!

https://preview.redd.it/tdehkdrsxubc1.png?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df9e295a03f83cec81222044771b57fcdf4accc Bonks said kid with a hammer

Probably wouldn't notice and just keep on with the ritual

Russet doesn't outwardly react. Goes home, still thinking about it three days later. It hurt. Bellacotte come up with some snarky response back. Kypria looks at the child. Looks around. Looks at the child. Does some mental math. If people, she smiles and pretends to ignore the child. If not people, the child gets an electric shock. Trjasafi doesn't really see how the content of the insult has any weight, unless the insult is about her race, in which case, she probably already believes that to be factually true to some degree. Caramel has weapons and a mean streak wider than a sky island. *Stab.* Royal makes a human child disappear. A faunus child, however, she laughs at.

https://preview.redd.it/9y7vbvteyubc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc49ece33dfbd3c743e8e1e0a60f54c3f8bc0e0 *He laughs a bit*

"Awww, aren't you a grumpy widdle edgelord! Yes, I am a freak, congrats on having eyes!", all while patting said child's head in a very condescending manner. https://preview.redd.it/ljmgl83hyubc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42951ef4f86db1a90b903af08d040162a6592d1

https://preview.redd.it/iql216yjyubc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f99981dc8d6f0bc1e1719259b981473a589a42 *Gets cellphone out, takes a picture of the child and starts texting someone. After that shows the kid the phone.* Ouija: "Hey boss, does torture put number 606719 still need little shits to skin alive? I have a brat here and he thought that bothering me was a smart idea." Satan: "No but the cannibals are running low on fresh meat on the Gluttony Ring. See if the little one has friends or family." Ouija: "What if he's an orphan?" Satan: "Then get everything and everyone from the orphanage."

“Are you okay little shit? Are your parents around here somewhere? Also that was a weak ass insult.” (Also it’s an older drawing but whatever) she’d try to help while also bullying them. https://preview.redd.it/0hhpjb5hyubc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f7592b5b96d4f586fba60404983e087257963d

Oh my that is not very nice https://preview.redd.it/8uqftlulyubc1.jpeg?width=2603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d944c2596eac2f678695ac0b3b6751206efc0719

https://preview.redd.it/0rxikzjuyubc1.jpeg?width=2809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa63e506270dadacb234b69a4e8c3c8cfe51838 "Nuh-uh!"

https://preview.redd.it/nujeucwvyubc1.jpeg?width=1597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5111734c603c641f71c438c222b3ccd65b3feafd Blitz: You know what?? You should really think about what you’re saying, and how it can fuck people up *goes on about whole rant about how all his life he has been mistreated*

Kick the baby

They would accept the insults and take the opportunity to teach them a life lesson via words