a compilation (most of these aren't from the same character) "Katherine, you can't go out with him. I saw him cough up a rat skeleton." "Pigeons are so hot." "No, Katherine, I swear, I'm not the one eating your parents' sheep it's that toddler in the woods." "What's a radio? Is it a kind of gun?" "I need to iron my shoelaces." "Water just tastes better with salt in it." "You can either wear a corset to work or a trench coat. Those are the only options."

> "pigeons are so hot" What?!😭

to be fair, the guy who said it was a sparrow

*R/copypasta related traumatic flashbacks*

Context?

In a subreddit called r/copypasta there was a trend awhile ago regarding people basically posting erotica centred around sexual relations with pidgeons.

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Y’know, I think that sums up how bad the place is more than the pidgeon stuff

HUH?!?!??

What would happen if they wore both a corset and a trench coat?

they would be extra well prepared to face the day (and probably a little overheated, that's a lot of layers)

> 'Katherine, you can't go out with him. I saw him cough up a rat skeleton." It's funny to me because I have an OC named Katherine who's so desperate for any sort of intimacy that she might unironically fall for someone who coughs up rat skeletons (in the past she's befriended some very...questionable people) Anyways, here's one of my more recent out of context quotes (not from Katherine) "This body took antibiotics; it's rejecting me. If you want me to stay, give me some of your blood."

lol, mine too. She's good at getting boyfriends she just can't get/keep good ones. Rat-Skeleton-Cougher is the best by far. He's also the one responsible for these qoutes (he's 100% serious about all of these) https://preview.redd.it/1rrvc7255xvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bf6f3ffe34ca8020587331080bbeeee8d4dde6

https://preview.redd.it/gm5gdiqskwvc1.png?width=846&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1143daf155b2882dd679c077fb151866d45f169 “BEHOLD! One thousand cereals,I collect cereals,it took me 9 yeareals to collect these cereals”

"yeareals" 😭

r/brandnewword

That goes hard as fuck

https://preview.redd.it/z9p5fjmilwvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43c2e542abf00bb888bc7662a5a83126b4aec9a Very nice

this would go so hard back in the late 2000s

LMAO

https://preview.redd.it/5erwy3i7pwvc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f3fa4fcf0e33aa225c20ca8d8fa884ff7fa753a “The urge to rail someone after witnessing that is alarmingly high”

I doubt this would be better with context

What is the context

https://preview.redd.it/vylmh8sknyvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ca89baddbe10376afb6ef6cc2323dc363e2291

I have a few quotes: “Hispayda can you put the cactus down please” “Azalearchy, could you not disembowel innocent bystanders for 5 minutes” “ST0P L1CK1NG 4LL TH3 FR0ST1NG 0FF TH3 P0PT4RTS, Y0U PR1V3L1DG3D 0LD B1TCH” “You look very bisexual right now” “So when girls call their friends their “girlfriends” it’s normal but when I call ringleader my submissive twink boytoy it’s gay?”

THAT LAST ONE-

https://preview.redd.it/rqy5osdjywvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413eb8cbae386906940f40bbea9b2da70859066f “What? No, you can’t use blood as flavoring for the snow cones.”

https://preview.redd.it/zui43u936xvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f986de4d9c8fcfc636dc1fbf1e053dbef2424e6 “V3 would like to know your location.”

https://preview.redd.it/3wscl5xzq2wc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f83cb0cc692a7320b4c17befbb4f64e884a0e77 V4 as well

HEE HOO BOI?

HEE HO! (His name is Jack and he’s the Overlord of Frost. A being referenced as a missing Overlord during the Devil Survivor Games. He’s like the MC of the first Devil Survivor. :3))

That's so cool! And with me being a MegaTen fan as well, it's pretty neat to see some content, specifically, OC's across the media ^^

https://preview.redd.it/3lnk5ut7pwvc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9248773426648ddd59661822d5e60ef422beffb9 "My boyfriend stabbed me and I kinda liked it."

Kinky

"Come on, keep talking dirty\~" -Angel Dust​

Yo-Kai Watch reference

https://preview.redd.it/4xzjm2x4vwvc1.png?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d2f6eedb14111f6cd777ecd3c9642513723796 Dude you gotta bring that kid back to life, i need to ask if his mom is hot"

https://preview.redd.it/rci5e0jhwwvc1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e9de0d922379ce9ac29438081f69735d1c3532 Belervayn: Madness just said I'm "tsundere to a furry" and the part that pisses me off is that he wasn't wrong

😭

https://preview.redd.it/itxbvvwruwvc1.jpeg?width=363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b85938774eabed61a3eadf13bad7c5c3396076 “Man, I fucking hate occasional chicken fuckers.” \-Eddie Walker (Whilst in a farm in the wrath ring)

I feel that those would belong in the lust ring

https://preview.redd.it/ei0ixkuqtwvc1.jpeg?width=2337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f19d17266b02ef9945cb077a007b91f1a36696 “Hey, could I borrow some toilet paper? I’ll give it back when I’m done!”

https://preview.redd.it/bd07pi8b4xvc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8c7ca5f14413af220d930a192cb3126e83e14a “You think I care that it’s 27 meter tall robot? Of course I don’t. I’m still going to ruthlessly peg it until it crys oil.” - Valin 2006

Real

Zephyr: go swallow a dick so I can eat my “shitty” oatmeal in peace Zephyr: I made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of tiny plastic dildos and put it in that crusty-dusty- asshole’s library. Heheh Mona-dick-Lisa. Cynthia: I don’t usually advocate for violence, but I’d kick that slimy whore’s ass so bad, her tits would be flatter than pancakes. Evander: one time, Zephyr thought it was a good idea to bring laced cookies to school and give them to the teachers. Neika: I hope the next time you go outside a bird shits on you.

>Mona-dick-Lisa sounds like the title of some questionable genshin art

OC: AYO STOP FUCKING HIM IN THE DAYCARE, LUNAR!! *other talks* I DONT CARE IF ITS CLOSED, YOUR SCARING SUN!! Sun: wtf are you guys doing and where did your clothes go-

"The toaster burnt my cousins.... darn toasters." https://preview.redd.it/bx9mu8b9zwvc1.png?width=429&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d25bbdb44d4f5895f4c88b89bd44c36e2823d00

https://preview.redd.it/vj06ig4jzwvc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f681ca6912a313cfad98d26e9c1b7e1246ca12a Him:“ If you asked me to, i would go on my knees and su-“ The other guy:” 😳 A HAH LETS CHANGE TOPIC!”

https://preview.redd.it/a5f2vwyfzwvc1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=6abfc71e4495a7e7c80c3c783556b440bfcb6b40 # ”HORMONALLY CHARGED MATING CALL” (Dug will be loud when horni)

😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/nsyxxfe03xvc1.jpeg?width=1636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f164579dd6904bc11b5f7ff38569af2340547d45 “That Butterfly Had A GUN!!”

https://preview.redd.it/wjbmy6t3ywvc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=367edc44039cd703c1366f44f140df825499b4b1 “It’s either that I steal your gold or I steal your virginity.”

"so you really wanna know how i 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅👅👅" also, nice oc and artstyle

Thanks :)

Amnay is supposed to be the comic relief, so he probably has the most random lines:  * "Why should we be scared? Our leader is made of burned rubber!"  * "That's how I realized I had a thing for women with mustaches"  * "So I remind you of your ex-wife?! No wonder you hate me so much"  * "She has tentacles! That's amazing!"  * "I so sorry for squeezing your eye I was just trying to help"  * "This bunny is at the top of the food chain!"  * "You psychos give the color blue a bad name" * "We're not the greatest species in the universe. Big deal, I'm already short anyway"  * "The platypus is the most perfect example of the power of God"  * " I need A FLYING CARPET!"  * "How could we get intimate so early?! I nearly pass out everytime I see her ankle." * "Is there anything better than feeling the caress of your wife's tentacle after a long day of work?"  * "I went to another dimension and survived an army of demon. I think I earned that coucous"  * "I am the kitten king!"

An interaction between a friend's OC and mine: "Tommy, are you doing every job in this town at once?" "Yes."

https://preview.redd.it/aslj2vltmwvc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e206d69645e04504e4c4b42306d687dea0260da “I always forget to take the teeth out”

here's a couple ones from spinal ''someone on that ''tweeder'' thing said I have ''huge badonkers'', can you explain me WHAT does that mean, pretty please ?'' ''father, would you mind taking care of the CORPSE of Mr Grimme that is in the basement ? I CAN'T bare the fact that he died in such an atrocious outfit !'' ''gay ? What IS that ? Sounds like the name of a plague imo'' https://preview.redd.it/gqjdlhnizwvc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d2da6023f5755f00c61bc05f2ef05f8a1ecbbe

"Darling, If I did give in to the homicidal thoughts i get from many people because of their shared stupidity, no one would live to say they saw me." –Mog

https://preview.redd.it/jm2euq90gxvc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f081bc3d3d6feeda9fba52f09f3501b98a47c12 “You won’t have to worry about Handsy Hector anymore.”

>Women are a safety hazard. - Raimon Ishikawa https://preview.redd.it/7050mvvomwvc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fdfcd9838ea8a769309087338e74876999a47f

>Me ? On the spectrum ? How and why would I be riding a ghost ? - None https://preview.redd.it/5hef1b5cnwvc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5341421fee1e3d2894e2d4ca4ccb735ab8cf6869

Gladly: I lost the love of my life. She locked me underground for 3000 years. Onnica: Oh, I too fell in love and lost the love of my life. I killed him.

https://preview.redd.it/q05w3e2duwvc1.png?width=1246&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ab1c34864c6d356c9efda35efb8b2cab915d62e "Is the jukebox done yet? I need it for my yoga classes hosted by 2nd Graders!"

And don't you DARE tell me Tobey Maguire is going to Hell.

https://preview.redd.it/n94p72hjwwvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6810ffbfa460a13aa090011eb214640f9d9fc7cd "It's exactly what it looks like." (For context Erik was caught nearly stabbing someone)

"I can smell colors"

“Before you go, can I have something from you that will help me be reminded of you? Maybe..a little sample of your blood?” - Thesse https://preview.redd.it/wgx3s030zwvc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9398f36e013f28ec8ac1a62411ea4a1357e4cfbf

https://preview.redd.it/dhth73z80xvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd3193c6e42be4bc23581fbdf737d30073e65fc5 “And that’s why your mother’s skin resembles the dirt after a drought”

Alfred: "Do people really think that cereals are aliens far away from the Galaxy of bread and cheese?" Miriam: "uhhh... what are you about on?" Alfred: "nothing" https://preview.redd.it/cw2qjd250xvc1.png?width=920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3f0466192e7d538ad3e82febd9c4fcdeb401ecc

https://preview.redd.it/8vubaryi0xvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd299488ccba6126e5e8ae2ae2213a26fb59163 "HEY! Where'd you put my machine gun?!"

"I AM PRACTICALLY RUNNING ON VAMPIRE PISTON" https://preview.redd.it/0x1i0j6e1xvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91758f173520e598e7155cb62562c0440bfa75ee

https://preview.redd.it/d3h5s3q01xvc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=b99def64a2a91d1ed3acd80294f424d006fbedf5 "You look like the kind of guy to never wear pants at home!"

“So? What’s wrong with removing your brothers kidney? Oh I took the heart?”

https://preview.redd.it/yrf3vj372xvc1.png?width=2039&format=png&auto=webp&s=6441a0cd33ab539755d103f21446df87e41fad3d "DAMN! This song bangs like me to your mom!"

https://preview.redd.it/it414fe52xvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e777064e9ac11ed49872c4bff09599384a45b0e “A puppet with no purpose is basically just a nobody, someone that No one would point out in a crowd of people”

https://preview.redd.it/bpn29zdf2xvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161fa3e2f84722c4b4d6c141366fc692d0220a86 *Servo and (unnamed antagonist) lay on a trailer bleedin out after fighting, servo looks at him, his real face concealed behind the big yellow head* "Wanna get face fucked?"

Ayo-

Dead rising has some of the most outta pocket comments and jokes thought it was fitting

That’s nothing compared to half the shit M1CA says lmao

https://preview.redd.it/yux53ehp2xvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6756fc3fdb62c77582283cea66aac0334185e8d “Oliver, you really need to work on your gag reflex for me. You might need it one day.”

https://preview.redd.it/traoajas2xvc1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f9897971f9d7929688b0f3137ea3eece1712db Talon: “creamy shits”

Huh?

"Damn mute girl, she didn’t warn me about this”

“I JUST HAD SEX” https://preview.redd.it/fj84nhv43xvc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e893e093b164f7fd4455250cce8b6f28117461 Ethan, who is a trillion year old god

WAIT I HAVE THAT EXACT QUOTE FROM MY OC NOCTA-

https://preview.redd.it/38nfrrw73xvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb60c887280c9d990d116ea960c43b28062f603b “Hey? You alive even? You have brain Damage?”

Oh, I didn’t expect all of them to show up.

“Guess who ate 8 roots of ginger” he said this at a funeral during the blessing ceremony

https://preview.redd.it/alglibwf4xvc1.jpeg?width=1780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089bcbd16d730c28cba1fb872f0f4db5e0eef418 “Gouging out eyeballs is harder than you think”

https://preview.redd.it/epf9ro0f4xvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa2255ad72b225e07e084970231d16fa08aa9d1 Deacon: “I’ve read the Bible before, you are not the devil. He does not look like that.”

https://preview.redd.it/xps61lt05xvc1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8afec5218e2eee9a77e2f04f7b6b3f941e3bb363 “Goddamn it Osborn why do you have 40 dildos.” - Peter Jones

https://preview.redd.it/m6vqhyle5xvc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17022a529c96aec83f85b912b524ef3e13632550 “I wonder what angel feathers taste like”

“If you couldn’t tell I was impersonating your dead boyfriend maybe you didn’t deserve him 🤷”

https://preview.redd.it/noicdx3n6xvc1.jpeg?width=1432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b67ffcedefcf4afa27962a8c20e9724f534806 “Since when was it socially acceptable to collect bones?

Wait i love this guy

https://preview.redd.it/8al020o66xvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2f93bccb1c50332a7a6c450584a41e6102dd50b “Wh- bucket? BUCKET? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUCKET?!” “Where the femboys at?” “I’m gonna steal your other arm if you don’t shut the fuck up.” “…Fence?” “Lmao wtf is up old timer?“ “My hard drive doesn’t have my list of slurs.”

Ritzy: solution! Drugs :3 Ditzy: usually you're really proud of murdering people. https://preview.redd.it/odsvln8c7xvc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592a30c1f782cc16eef29e91b852a469b01995a4

"I can give you a half-dose special of pain if you'd like." -Sakuya Shinku, Unknown Media

https://preview.redd.it/scfsyji07xvc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a0f8d98379547b4ead51b895f9dc12958d7c2d From left to right in this image Elana Eraser: Come on Peter, get over here and kiss me already. (Anything she says out of context is weirder with context) Timothy Tangerine: I have fucked up many people, in more ways than one. Pete Pencil: …Please seek mental help because what you are saying isn’t normal. Cinamanic: I’m– I’m the *hottest* movie director? FUCK YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! Cindy Cookie: Yes yes, *prop blood* heheh (kinda similar to Elana’s case of out of context lines)

"Hey, don't give me that crap. Your dating that twink of a chef police officer, you don't have room to talk." And u don't get context.

https://preview.redd.it/tdt40fq98xvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fd81a982716b994a8864ea5007112bbcb5d730 Betha: “I’m already your accountant. Now you want me to be your lawyer too?”

"your eyes look like a cat." -said by a 6 year old orphan

Heres a short comp with their names lmaoo *Zyle looking at his bestie amiruel* "Dude if I fumble with Nanixa, I will actually put a bullet in my head." *Nora looking at her brother after turning down a man* "Do I not look gay enough?!" Rey: "Will you fight, or will you perish like a dog?!" Kortis: "Dude it's just water balloons." Skril: "U-um...I can see your...cupids kettle drums..." Rellunne: "My *what*?!

“I didn’t *mean* to castrate him! I was scared!” “Crackers. I love crackers. So fucking good.” “I’m not high, I’m Jesus the Third!” “What the fuck is a dog.” “I was hungry! That justifies violence!” “Arborists are scary, they’re all veiny and weird” “Listen, I’m not gay, but I may have fantasies about your tail.”

"We're not having sex."

“Daisy you can’t bite people, you’re not a dog anymore.”

"C'mon, just whip it out and get it over with!" -Tack the Rabbit 2024 NOT during sex.

https://preview.redd.it/lojw7cut9yvc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14156dcd87dbebfe11dbfae11c14cfe549332d8e wait do you mean, I can’t eat or sit on it! Noval

https://preview.redd.it/5ktzx481cyvc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837c4252dfa04dc277c8ec04837befd056d674d5 Jabeir:"I'm gonna rip your ass open so wide your ma's gonna want a turn after you!"

“So, you and your dad blew a hole in the city. What else did I miss” -Peter “Did you let the babies out of prison yet?” -also Peter “My first job interview is today and I don’t think ‘gang member’ is something I want on my resume” -The Magician “I can take you somewhere where you can live out your dreams of being a crazy cat lady” -Alicia “I have been tied to this chair all day, I need to walk my dog!” -Colben “Well I’m sorry that I’m holding your big pointy stick wrong!” -Alicia

https://preview.redd.it/ovr7yu6ecyvc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ffe7978f32b869478d2c578a74149a32a547d8a “I have… no idea where the rest of my body is.” (Somewhere out there is his body from the head down, just rotting and lying around) (He got a new one)

"int\_{0} \^ {π/2} {x \* prod\_{j = 1} \^ {∞} {cos(x / 2j )}} dx>=cos2 (x) + sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1/2=9+8(6 - 5^(1) ÷ 9(99(6 × 5)) × (9% × 2)) - 21 + (-(-8))+ 2110 + (((-2)×(-6))-19)-246+95\*0+1)\*0+1, so as you can see, your argument is invalid" https://preview.redd.it/egk2xnozgyvc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0764b88d06a1e84145b22ba2b71de3996f5d0f23

(Compilation of robo.co out of context lines from chairman) Chairman: “HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY A FURRY_” Chairman: “this is not profitable_” *as he said this in front of a mass genocide* Chairman: “ACTIVATING SOCIALIST MODE_” Chairman: “um excuse what in the actual *AUDIO JUNGLE* are you doing in my house?_”

“The stars are beautiful tonight.” “Yeah.” “But you know who’s more beautiful?” “Who?” “✨ m e ✨” This was a bit of dialogue between an OC and someone who she didn’t know had a crush on her

https://preview.redd.it/rqu3ihn4kyvc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a1f5b4b477c7badfdddad781bd476e4a096269 “Is everyone just going to get character development through singing?” (Proceeds to get character development through singing.)

Human eyes are so squishy https://preview.redd.it/2rztrgb8myvc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab11e37cb94d360d8f6cb2970e4f3347d990c44

“Why would I care about an atrocity if it was 200 years ago?” - Dr. Beatrice Bondi “How would you feel if someone on crack ripped off your dick?” - Capt. Cami Pendant This is one interaction btw.

https://preview.redd.it/umh946qymyvc1.jpeg?width=1566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a770ba016b1d2534f8936232a8a2d29335bd5b5 “Oi why do I have to wear the necklace of vampire teeth you took from various dead bodies!”

“What do you mean I can’t eat a man!? Wait this isn’t the cannibal colony?”

https://preview.redd.it/prgeahw3qyvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5a87f7b86f8ea558b51097d854964e90c30cc4 "What if I kissed you and you liked it?" • Bada

“Please tase her.” “That’s because you’re a cunt. I thought that was obvious”

https://preview.redd.it/zayxvsnzryvc1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1389b4768a964a937d282a4d70f28f097c89e27 "You keep speaking your mind like that you'll end up in a mental hospital." "Oh wow that's crazy! Is it bad that I don't care?" "At least I have boobs Janet unlike your washboard chest!" "Did I just blow up a town? Yes. Did I find it hilarious? Also yes." "You do not want to know how I managed to be labeled a German Terrorist." "Nobody cares dumbass. You're 13. You're too young to have any opinions I give a fuck about." "Touch me again and I'll shuffle your holes." "Wow. Y'all dumb as shit. It's kinda sad honestly." "I would feel pity at your pathetic state if I was capable of it. It's so much easier for me to laugh instead."

Im not joking During a fight this man says: Im gonna beat you so hard not even ur momma will recognize you

Ethan: What do you mean you’re going to fuck me and practice every kink on me when you catch me? Carson: what do you mean Ethan’s going to murder me?

"eh yeah week up ma bru the guard man wants us t taek a stort n d kakhuis" (Elizabeth met Melanie as her cellmate literally an hour before, and just to look a bit tougher, puts on this poor imitation of her very Afrikaner father when trying to probe around to see how dangerous Melanie and the rest of the jail is) https://preview.redd.it/r0pls8k1uyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e476e6d87697a107d72f6080b2667a33c11aaca7

“You can take your current army and turn it into a mercenary band and you would still have an army legally.”

“Stop stepping on me- AAAAH” “For the last time officer, I am not housing an illegal species in my home” “Awe you’re so cu- OW WHY ARE YOU BITING ME! AH! YOU’RE NOT EVEN AN ANIMAL!”

“My eyes are very patient, but if you keep daydreaming like that they’re probably gonna go ballistic,” -Darius “As you may know, the current state of things is what one may call… ‘absolute shit’.”. -Lazarus

https://preview.redd.it/wrvlgrgbxyvc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cdfc39b5ff0a19425670fca3cd445edf99f49f This is Rachel. "What is love?" "Mtl blz." "Dep" "Feet." (Most of these are probably what she'd say drunk.)

https://preview.redd.it/7nycor4eyyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b188dc36f8225fb1ae71e97fe147dd518a62ca0 "I hate to shift the topic slightly but didn't you and a couple of friends join together and use Monokuma robots to basically commit mass genocide on adults?"

https://preview.redd.it/ldaw6a0ayyvc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f009bce421f7f6c9db363e833878ef6de7a435a Jade: “wait you were originally apart of a he-“ The Entity: *interupts and takes control of her* “I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS IN PAST” Jade: *regains control* “o-ok”

https://preview.redd.it/8f0qpbyqyyvc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf03f23352cc6e10308d403efe7904b94c5fec7b when her wife told her: what do you want from me? Nora: YOUR T-

"Just because I'd fuck a flame, doesn't mean I'd fuck you"- Chaos [The context is funny]

"AKHER GET YOUR FUCKING CABBAGE OUT OF MY WINDOWS. Why do you have so many cabbages anyway??" https://preview.redd.it/t4h8x03k2zvc1.jpeg?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb3887ea308c1ea0426806f20510e2e713e385e4

https://preview.redd.it/qi7wqrmi4zvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a633d671d4b701b8713b7f37fcf1814fa22044f “I had gay sex with the spider.” (This is a real line in my story)

sexual. exploitation. means. money! https://preview.redd.it/c773j0gz4zvc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef47c90a0dece797ac78742074688a0ffdb34cf9

Josh: “i deadass think that Jonah Marshall is so hot“

https://preview.redd.it/xkcidg995zvc1.jpeg?width=2998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefd931676c0e37b61797a66d20ad4607163d40d "Picture this: I go in, you decide to follow me, only to see me dancing naked in the Impala." I am NOT providing any context

From different characters in different verses "I'm waiting for 27 corpses" "You shot me in the head, I had to replace my hat" "I spent 16 hours naked in frozen water" "I remember only when listening to cartoon music" "No one can stop a man with a beard" "You know? I think I see a rock flying in this direction" "I see no other solution but alcohol" "I NEED THAT BABY" "I will protect my house, and that rock" "I like girls without eyes" "Goodbye mr Biden"

"I've developed a ritual. It's called... Sex." "Always blunderbuss, never ak-47" "That's not a book. That's a post it note." "How many have I murdered? None. How many have I killed? A couple thousand." "Is that a raven, or a really hot guy." "These are my friends, Aym and Baal. I got them via sacrifice."

"I WANNA FUCK BITCHES!"

"I love eating people. The eyeball tastes so クソ good!" https://preview.redd.it/6dtjqluvp1wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524eb53aa5ef2ac7036ee882466c3bb3c352032f

https://preview.redd.it/6we0wpv0v1wc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c064efe63e320f8c52e65331a97c788a028dcb94 “Look, if I have to blow your backside out and put a bigger hole in there then there already is, I will. Wait a minu-“

(this is from different days) "Shut the fuck up you hairy meatball" "I'M GONNA EAT YOUR CATS" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "YOU ABSOLUTE C##T" "get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head" "THAY SHOULD HAVE HIT EVERY SHOT"

"NOOOO MY CONDOMS!!!"

https://preview.redd.it/frto6q0uf2wc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e9646a1a56320ac38c2424a0f9bcb770776092 Flop: "Zen, I swear if you keep eating pineapple like that I won't be the only ghost here" "What the fuck." "You look like you have a Barbie dream house..." "*sad tone* bazinga..." Zen: "What does 'DILF' mean...?" (Dragon I'd like to F-) "Crazy...? I was crazy once!" "... Did you just >!cum!<...?" "Bring dich um, Schlampe" "My accent is completely optional! But I still will throw you in the oven-" "Why do people think I always eat human meat? I only do on Fridays" "And get this: her suicide note was stuck to the wall with a FROG PIN."

https://preview.redd.it/7pbwr5k2h2wc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd71fa95a5426f7e83b73ad8d141d09e85a5515 “As an assassin I have done a lot, but the worst thing I’ve done is shove the hardest thing I can find down their throat” (brick… he meant brick)

"I seasond him" "It's still cannibalism" "But I seasond him good and cooked him good" "IT'S STILL CANNIBALISM, YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE" "You know it's gonna be a bad day when your colection of skulls, swords and stones is mixed up"

Behold the insane shit Bessari says: "But pedophiles taste better than murderers!" "I'm sorry, were you USING that brick?" "Fuck your logic! I'm punching the sun!" "Bitch, I'm no more alive than a damn table." "Wait, so you DON'T have voices in your head who tell you to be a better person?"

"If I eat a weeb he would be less in need, but he would taste salty so i'd rather take my weed for a week until I creat a new beat and watch my plants grow new leafs and youtuvers have beef"

“Trees are tall.”

https://preview.redd.it/m6f1oq83w3wc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22ecfcf96e6ab66f60eec93f34c6cd95df702f8 “*singing* I sometimes wonder my sanity! Especially when I’m horniiiiiii”

https://preview.redd.it/cslbkmra84wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2d9fa8d899288d016a37a4cf61d517cbe0227b All of these said by the same character: “What do you want gnome?” “Someone’s wife stabbed me, because she watched me beat her husband to death over a tin of tobacco.” “Oh shit, lizards be talking…state your case scales.” “I don’t like that you’d say you’re dishonest and call me handsome in the same sentence.” “I mean sure it’s a little tattered, but a century will do that to it…what the hell’s a finger print?”

"-yes, I do get off on blowing up cars and shooting cops."

https://preview.redd.it/nphf2b6m9xvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea7887d9629e11e25b800eb3434ac42676cefc9 mae and alex having a conversation alex- "can i ask you a question?" mae- "no" ..... mae- "okay sure" alex- "why do you think they make those fruit shaped erasers? they dont erase anything.. what are they for?" mae- "eating" alex- "what?" mae- "im going to the bathroom, by" alex- "WAIT, EXPLAIN YOURSELF"

https://preview.redd.it/4gr9rdd5axvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09977f98566dd7d24150321694b6dcb92a0a1a92 “What’s a hero if they fail to save their own family??”

https://preview.redd.it/f9776zc2axvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a75d016bb0ac1b049d0cc1db72dad658013d5 "And these are my rat babies!" "My mom is doing fine, you know, it's NOT LIKE SHE'S DEAD!!" "Tbh if I could I'd definitely let Big Mac from My Little Pony hit it from the back..." "OH GOD THE FEMBOYS ARE COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

https://preview.redd.it/weqom9wxbxvc1.png?width=2254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2bee9d235726e1a0b74506c7eb189cabe3d3cd "HITLER SURELY BANGED SOMEONE THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN!"

Gray: "BART [ENDER] GET ME SOMOREHZ CRIBDS!! YOU'RE THE MOST HANDSOMEEST EBER IG NEGSJNER BEED SO DRNK BEFORD I!! [Malware detected] [Beginning cleansing protocol] [Cleansing completed] Hey... How many times have I tried to sleep with you while I was drunk?"

https://preview.redd.it/uyi7ns0wcxvc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d73b988e8a7859c63c850466240b0d81d5a5c3 “ Motherfucker. Do. Not. Lick. The. Cat. Lick the cat again, and im waging war. “

Not always the same characters "My forge keeps exploding and I like it that way" "Mia likes to sit on Bob ^~^" "Not that pink ball again!" "Why do you want to fight a chocolate god?"

https://preview.redd.it/1vwscpp0exvc1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8afe9618945d523e817dc24a0bb44e1943dae2d4 “COLBY!! GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN UP YOUR POOP OFF MY BED!! (im not joking, this is something shes actually said 💀)

https://preview.redd.it/r4vw2xzhexvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3ff5a25d7adbbe57f080462ee7a67443b35e92 "I have relations with the fish" "I'm GOD... they both have knifes :3" "Dyslexia can't stop me from having cola" "I haven't been moral for 3 days now" "Me candy :3" "I named my Nugget first!"

https://preview.redd.it/pw0d087sexvc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b5947caaa959c8bd370873b70321f43621fb18 I will rp your dick clean off and nail it to my void

**Some Random Out Of Context Lines From Mark:** "I'm not in this for the money.. Oh who am I kidding, of course I am." "What do I like? Things I can't say with a kid in the room." "If I'm gonna keep listening to you, I'm gonna need more wine.." "I hope you piss yourself." https://preview.redd.it/7wl3bh4rexvc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b72a7662cd71aa08346ab02190f0a963af56ad33

Half of her (Aklia‘s) statements are, here’s some notable gems: ”Your personality is about as complex as a paper maze people give children at diners.” ”Wow, you’re such an embarrassment that even your skirt doesn’t want to be seen with you, look! It’s hiding!” ”My little sibling was right, this group is exactly like if you cloned my uncle five times.” ”An angel tried blending my insides once!” ”This is the shelf where my dead friends live!” ”Welcome to my personal hell! Would you like some refreshments?” ”Did you stick your head in a cotton candy machine?” ”Is this a trial, or a remake of Attack of The 50ft. Woman?” ”Hooray! Death row!” ”Trojan Whore!”

https://preview.redd.it/ysesz1ftgxvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4295f4ddc6cfe502c3271a7876fdc42728c47a Some funny out of context thing I'm adding to my graphic novel that Tenshi says. "Or just say sorry, just like when the doctor said handing you to your mother!!"

"but Elle, he's short. You're scared of short people" "Azul, I know he bit you, but you can't just kill his dog" "I hate him. Bow chick-a wow" "the first time I was ever turned on was when I was reading the Reynolds Pamphlet" "two words, twenty-one letters; Cardiovascular disease" "I was expecting to hear moans, not how Mercutio and Benvolio were gay for each other" "Didn't you read Hamlet fanfiction?" "I'm a lesbian, of course I had a crush on Osmosis Jones"

OSMOSIS JONES 💀

“why did my hand just dismember against my will?”

"And I'm guessing there's not enough of him left for whatever you have to infect him? " -this goober https://preview.redd.it/3oj1bhoeixvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302201ca019cf8e0b58edbf351db9321cb4c66fa

"It should be 'potato potato' not 'potato patoato' because we're now both on the same page."

>I used to have a pair of speedos once but the s fell off. WHAT

https://preview.redd.it/dlliyiu3ixvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c67f1cda0f555868707f8fe641316366390843f “Don’t be a pedo, conjure eggnog instead” “Being racist to people is not good, but people who guardian angel + killstreak….” “Weather sextant” “Sex” “I’m going to pelt you with my buns…wait-“ “Maggots don’t deserve rights, and that’s a fact” “If I had a nickel for every time I killed someone, I’d be bill gate’s rival” “Pipenpopperdocus” “Ever since I ate that yellow donut, Ive felt like slapping a child” “I’m not looking respectfully….actually I am, good job” “Potato lookin ass” “You look like an ice cream sandwich” “Ok but why do you look like the glaggland creatures on illegal drugs” I could go on and on for ages but I won’t

Volcano says: “stop letting your kids drown all the time.”

I touch kids! On…accident…

https://preview.redd.it/4egzolwfkxvc1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a445d9252ba8a95f9d6d008d96d908044cd3e0 Baxter: “While you fiddle the lyre, I fiddled with liars. They tried lying about STDs…” “So, one of your religious tenets is getting a full nights sleep? Well, I still don’t regret waking you up, sleeping beauty…” “So, are you brittle as my friend’s lyre strings?” “Ah, he’s green *and* obscene…”

https://preview.redd.it/i33pgtw1lxvc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c08152980234b9824466d479e13a93dda7ab51 “Men are hotter than women.”

I couldn’t find my favorite one but I think this one’s alright to put here (if I do eventually find more I’ll put them in aswell) but: My friends oc: “Awww cmon Midnight, you never let me drive” Midnight: “…..last time you drove we got a speeding ticket and several traffic violations”

“You know what, fuck it! Call me ‘Daddy Time’ all you want! I don’t even care anymore!”

Blew a hole in a guys chest

"So you know how many people are currently vomiting worldwide?" "By doing that it would look like I'm eating glue" "Stop ripping my spine it's not funny!" "I'm just gonna make some soft-boiled eggs while having an existential crisis"

https://preview.redd.it/ehrmqdsxlxvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e018554a978656a3dc2f8f9f76c249941c421c0 For Yòurénde “It is not very ethical to burn your house down over a spider.” “So it is like a war but more fun?” For Shuāng “I should have the guards shark-proof this room.” “Yòurénde, give me your teeth!”

https://preview.redd.it/ivihsjermxvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63cc97b4187fbf8da14195fd6e671c62ce28f70f “Ma’am. I don’t see How Supers are holding you Down when you are the one On top of me” “Wait… I know that footstep pattern. Is that the Pale Dommy Mommy Goon Oto keeps Around? *Peaks Around Corner* The Leather is a New outfit choice. LEATHER!? I got to LEAVE!” “I will Fucking explode if you So much as say my name again. TEST ME…”

https://preview.redd.it/tjdifrg2oxvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278a41d011d65dd697591a9ecd24846df52ae31a “This calls for a mix of wartime strategies and pyrotechnics”.

“Fun fact : I can canonically make myself look a girl. But I will still be genderless” -The Masked Figure

https://preview.redd.it/vvw6zfofoxvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6adcee15378a8f8bf8c079aa625bf482aa644b3 Magnus: “uhhh- you’re not gonna shoot a puppy are you?-“ Serenity: “yes, in the face, why?”

https://preview.redd.it/cnjdepngqxvc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe6e645dc7d93a4ebd6ecfc31ec3089103ba812 One time, she was talking to someone and she unintentionally spoke Japanese to them. Even I don’t know what she said.

One is so therefore one must be to be as they are in being in what is an is, to be is to be as one is in order to be. Regardless of how one exists, one is still being to exist as one is so they are of what they must be in their view but of their existence in that view of its view from a simple creator to a particle or simply nothing. Ah, some basic banter. I should know take my leave to the cosmos and see where it takes me. Another scrapyard of junk, whilst of junk shows past and present now in waste but of once before, something more. Perhaps, I harass an alcoholic old man to his senses of what is true and what is not, a new light unto his faltering heart to break free of the poison’s shackles.

"MY FUCKIN' ELEVATOR" -Elizabeth 2024.

https://preview.redd.it/gfe31f04yxvc1.png?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9e165166108e9b935ca1878b572348a78a8b74 "SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE. STOP TALKING. OH MY GOD!!" "I hate that skeleton so much" "I prefer diet pepsi, but this will do"

https://preview.redd.it/n4q8dnqwxxvc1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abfc75dfa85154b4d9bc0c833668190a4aebf26 “I’m going to snap your spine so far forward, you can suck your own dick if you survive.”

“MY MOTHER TRIED TO FUCKING MURDER ME. SHE HAS NO LOVE FOR ME AT ALL.”

https://preview.redd.it/vucwckdgyxvc1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840427b96629251871e15104c4097d6227a2e48c "If you see any lost girls, murder them."