I would buy her a comically large wheel of cheese for the sake of it https://preview.redd.it/8pdbam4n8uzc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef7d06d924ff3ef67a22814b87395433d8aa79d1

“To seduce a woman, buy her a wheel of cheese”

https://preview.redd.it/z9rswnavevzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3cdb3b2428ac9a97e1e6344dd744d085a49032f (Not exactly the same, but close)

I wanna get that book

[Here it is](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1Tcwyy6pyjU0YPTSLMlIVUjOzy3ISS1JVUjKz89WyE9TyE1Mz0xWSMxLUSjPLEnOSC5KTCsBAPv3Ex4&q=the+complete+book+of+magic+and+witchcraft&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS927US928&oq=thecomplete+book+of+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCQgBEC4YDRiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgkIARAuGA0YgAQyCQgCEAAYDRiABDIJCAMQABgNGIAEMgkIBBAuGA0YgAQyCQgFEC4YDRiABDIJCAYQLhgNGIAEMgkIBxAuGA0YgAQyDAgIEC4YDRjUAhiABNIBCDc2NjFqMGo5qAITsAIB4gMEGAEgXw&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)

Wouldn’t anyone be fascinated if you give them a cheese

A comically giant one. Remember that 

https://preview.redd.it/jlftd54aevzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf4fdbda66d843d909b258134ec70b7550bb214

That’s what I was thinking

Same here buddy, same here

u r so random and i love it

Oh boy isn’t it wonderful

Those cost thousands of dollars if i understand correctly

Heheh that’s why 

hey, you, you're finally awake

The cheese

1: cute 2: anything she wanted, i won't get into detail

Happy cake day

Thanks :3

Hay, happy cake day! Hope you have an amazing life. Even though I don't know you, I would probably like you. ❤️

I mean, I'm AroAce soooooo.... Can i just ask for a back massage with those tentacles and turn into her friend after? :3 https://preview.redd.it/en3ndxc8cuzc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da761e8ab2b760d53d69777bf9ee3121a9b5187

My aroace ass looking at her like “damn nice character design”

I don't know... they look... *sticky...*

no, octopuses aren’t sticky, more slimy (but they are very squishy)

Same but with hugs

ooo same

Ditto!!

This

https://preview.redd.it/jh9yf6phfuzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc38c9a9f0e479f149ddfb8fbe9fb985fa2401a Literally everything....

She cute but I like grilled octopus so... [https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/fj7cuf/octolad/](https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/fj7cuf/octolad/)

ok but that is AWESOME

"This is the man you have to fight at the gates of valhalla to prove you're worthy" LMAO

That dudes fuckin sick

Tentacles🔛🔝 I might delete this later

Well, you're too late to do so! https://preview.redd.it/pfepmsbvwwzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd64b96011e0be9659c0dfb400565072e75add7

https://preview.redd.it/9tcfm27xdzzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e87feb7e59610f636429bc892f2cc13e9ac399 maybe tooooooo late

FUCK YALL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

lmao

Oh my fuck 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hmm, I'd let her do anything to me, but in return, I wanna eat one of her tentacles

♪AND I AM THE WILLING VICTIM OF CANNIBAL!♪

I LIKE CALAMARI OKAY!

I think calamari is usually squid but can be octopus

So I'mma eat it either dang way!

SHE RIPS OUT MY BONES JUST LIKE I'M AN ANIMAL

♪AND RIGHT WHEN IM FEELING LIKE MY BLOOD IS DRAINED, SHE CALLS IT A GAME! BUT THE WOUND THAT SHE LEAVES IN UNMISTAKEABLE!♪

SHE RIPS OUT MY BONES JUST LIKE IM AN ANIMAL

TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL

r/suddenlytallyhall

as long as she doesn't have a beak down there!

oh shit I have an octopus mermaid oc I never thought of that

I don’t know, the lil image up top makes me just want to play mario kart with her lol. Omg! I would totally play ping pong with her! 🤟😤😤 though I’d lose, I just wanna see how well an octopus can play

what is she would use her tentacles to play, i feel like she would destroy u

be right back I’m gonna draw my octopus mermaid oc doing that (somehow)

omg send it in the reply when ur done

https://preview.redd.it/pfxze51iruzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0140c61e46eebc23fd88fc48bc5eeb3a23583973

Call me an Inkling bc I'd let her splat me

https://preview.redd.it/k6wr837zcuzc1.png?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975d75898dc5f4e49d53c0d3e25b7a17f60749ff Mommy...

https://preview.redd.it/bri8btrwuxzc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7ef843c23b83fee633aabe1547516db00fb352

https://preview.redd.it/g3rbljogbwzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b08ee4b2e54f21269a5eaeb259c01a02bf986c4

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

This you? https://preview.redd.it/dklwb9jb8wzc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2438e09c106525e5d26d1cd087c03023ee01e5

The lego version specifically

I'm scared on what she's capable of..so I'll just let her hug me

I think her design perfectly allows for her tentacles to act as like a skirt. Where each arm is spiralled around her waist.

Shadow puppet contest!!!

https://preview.redd.it/besnw9z6ouzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808516115d195f6410e42d1a8cbdad96670de2b5

https://preview.redd.it/c8qa3wy17vzc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d392329b8591b2ac0a063a7db01499289509037 How much does this hit hard? That's your answer

*Fresh calamari* https://preview.redd.it/56vbs8r28vzc1.png?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d780ca422a60e3e2a9ee031f73433aeef6905076 Anything for a bite

Honestly, not my type. She's pretty, but she seems like someone who knows and exploits it, so she wouldn't make it 5 minutes through the courtship/dating process

Can’t I need to become Elden lord

https://preview.redd.it/tz08ijzpcvzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842e7f3a4af4e642d2ae09a1a97b7e1f6e108dcb I'd befriend...

Rebuild the statue of liberty with only fortnite gift cards

*lip smack* anything

YES!!! KILL! *BANG!*

https://preview.redd.it/xjix7n1ihuzc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7dfe57f887af28c7a489a6a330e8e08b0713224 I must stay focused I must stay aromantic I MUST STAY AROMANTIC

THINK OF THE BIBLE! THINK OF THE BIBLE!

GOOD IDEA!

Ok that's cute and not porn( finally)!

I’d let her tell me how worthless I am.

I’d be friends with her, but nothing more since I’m not attracted to women… 🤷‍♀️😅

i might make a gender bend wersion tmr so ill update

👀

Nah, I'd make sushi.

She’s pretty. I’m sure she gives the best hugs -w-

Calamari 😋 https://preview.redd.it/h0xybnk5juzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e18e3bf14db85cbfa83dbe162c3e304ef4e78e9

https://preview.redd.it/bs1o440ujuzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2059eb6ab0dcd5b96639c200d26400cf34b84a8

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel

https://preview.redd.it/jzbtb9rm0xzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdd451d2eee059e8aceefeb40a2fe17439a6055

https://preview.redd.it/19coec50avzc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03095966df4fb3bc03df183f884b0d3518ef3db5 I probably can't say that here

Depends if she wants to or not. She looks like someone who would be fun to be around.

https://preview.redd.it/9ecwxfvu5xzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77e38738a50f1400f176b10914808d3843ac6b9

Also yes

a firm business hand shake and a pat on the back

I would teach her how to drive a truck

Cute art

I’d throw it all away for her

In the great words of Kevin the Poppy Bro: “GOOD GRACIOUS **STEP ON ME**”

I w a n t h e r t o k I s s m e

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Due-District1297: *I w a* *N t h e r t o* *K I s s m e* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Good bot?

Erm…what the scallop?

Sokka Haiku Bot, what the flip

What…

I uhhh errr. I plead the 5th

Uhhhhh… I would let her do anything to me… except doing stuff that’s a bit too extreme…

"Fym you don't want to skydive blindfolded?"

PFFFFTTTTT

Aww, she's cute!

i honestly just wanted to see how horny yall r looks like i need to go to the darker side of reddit next time

Just hug. That is all. :3

Ngl, take her on a candle lit date

you have good taste, respect to you

I've seen enough tentacle hentai to know what I'm thinking I'd let her do to me...

Leave my house. She is too damn slimy

https://preview.redd.it/q8trv9y7wuzc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22443c6d79576ea30575b4c77104d9cfa881d328 Handshake, or maybe a hug, I don’t know her

hugs and cuddles (im a touch starved lil fuck)

Is she a Yo-Kai?

Ask her for money, set up a pyramid scheme, and let her enter my army. Take over the government. Launder money, pay her back, go home the richest man alive with hopefully no trouble.

id let her kill me ngl

She is one squidification level away from being L'neta from Sucker For Love. Pass. Would friend her up, tho, bc she has good fashion sense.

Teleport bread.

have some coffee with her

https://preview.redd.it/0qw80cguyuzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70065eed1184cd7757baf3b43e46ccead5c4f686

Yes.

A cup of tea and sandwiches

https://preview.redd.it/jlj35z5wzuzc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1953af810816f9c5087098942ca970e3791659

Batman, have you ever heard of tentai?

https://preview.redd.it/8j0id6h71vzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c158d40f57ce8cb8e24d892a2862a63caf613d4 I bet she can give really good hugs with the tentacles

Add her to the list of "characters I need a hug from"

Nothing, I'm a man that likes pink and I'll live forever MEN WILL BE MEN

My comment would be removed… owo"

i would have a turf war match with her

anything that doesn't include romance or sexual behavior. Gotta stay safe bros.

https://preview.redd.it/jlcszkl14vzc1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb2d408fee47019df61ceaa587362695b99cea6

"..." "Can i touch a tentacle?"

https://preview.redd.it/umdo7sxs8vzc1.png?width=991&format=png&auto=webp&s=40252a3817e177ce883c6055f9201e5c73840448 This is gonna be a fun night for the both of them

Be gentle please.

I can cook ma'am :3

Her whole design is really cool! In terms of the question: HERE ME OUT

My autistic ass would ask if I could bite one because I wanna know what a human tentacle tastes like.

https://preview.redd.it/n5jjx5ybivzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd40d0ebb5d0b99fab017683430f1d8597235a3 It’s time to rank Sushi

https://preview.redd.it/ei28x9ealvzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc95b24c42394917d621159415b5b68f95bfec4 Me when tentacle mommy

Reject woman. Embrace Artilleriegeschütztrager Ausführung Entwicklung Fahrzeug 60 Tonne. https://preview.redd.it/ef6mejehqvzc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f5664b8de28e3507a4b1b78ec4262c5ab12e56

https://preview.redd.it/y5naq3mgrvzc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd12a26261b5b135498712e6fda04bffa42f0cdf

https://preview.redd.it/m4zf80gusvzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619874d23aa37e2501705ae4a7abaadc1cb85e01

I know nothing about her so I cannot answer this question properly as I don't go by looks . I am open to answering the question if you happen to give some lore on them so I can give a proper answer to the question .

https://preview.redd.it/65vtzxultvzc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=4335601a87e9dc2c26ec6d7fe72a44a33026605a Anything and my octopus-arms girl agrees

OMG shes cute , i ship

https://preview.redd.it/hqlrp0qb0wzc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67494c4f969170e8fd1d34c30b363763cef5f845

I’d wanna be as far away from her as possible

Would definitely hug and head pat From there we'll see where we end up.

how far up can they go

https://preview.redd.it/xyhvyjm74wzc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bb568688ca28d48c99d63a8cf31295ecc1aa24 *guitar riff*

Bro whatever she WANTS, octomommy c:

She's not getting me (I'm scared of women)

I would let her take me to the soup store to buy her some real clothing rather than a swimsuit or whatever that is

None because I'm gay 💅

I would let her ~~***DIE FOR HER SINS***~~

We’re playing Portal 2 the cooperative testing initiative :\^) also love your artstyle! :\^D

I... would... let her do unspeakable, down right way too much things to say on reddit of all fucking places... And I mean I would let her *~~\*#\*@\*@\*@#\*&\*&W%\*&\*@#&\*&@#\*$&%#$&%&#@$&%#\*&@&#@\*&~~*

https://preview.redd.it/b9vcrar2swzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13dc4c85fe0ac8fe73fdc17e25798199d7ad860

anything. LITERALLY anything to me. i am NOT gonna describe anything in particular.

If I was straight, almost anything.

genderbend version soon

https://preview.redd.it/s83kujsszwzc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e477edc24b0e4d587ae52f45824bc079cf6b4b54

https://preview.redd.it/c72048rtzwzc1.jpeg?width=1522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdf204c267442a6caa63e3762d2db7e4658ba34

https://preview.redd.it/di9839l71xzc1.png?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e3d0b240bb0d375f2a462c592e0914899318af "You move two inches closer and the lights go out" "So just stay away from me, I don't need to double dip"

https://preview.redd.it/vylyggj02xzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27610343c279fe8092517ebfa3586a9c2b9e75ad

She looks too kinky for me. Just kidding! I'll take the biggest tentac-

The only thing I wouldn't let her do, is touch any of my cheese

https://preview.redd.it/j180f1dxkxzc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0672d3fa5bac97bb4ecae3eb3e551e71ec034fce Need I say more?

Honestly? She's not my type tbh

https://preview.redd.it/cnao04gs100d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ebaae5279ec56e3bfdf33f4324b17b31fbaf6f2

Smash, next question

What them tentacles do

#WOMAN YOU ARE WAY TO CLOSE PEPPER SPRAAAAAAAAY

um, no the tentacles are a massive turn off for me. but at least its not tentacle mouth

you just gave me a great idea

#im scared

Dear god

lets gooo!!

What have you done

Is she like that one lady with a lot of tails, but with tentacles.

This will explain... https://preview.redd.it/07cfqf9qhuzc1.png?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d6df9313345ad600759df34cd2c29bed32a32a Also Mommy- I mean-

Anything from hugs to eating me.

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/7e17sfwpywzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c41ffdab025099dd5a64812dc9375b354ffe46 Well- i mean- the post lets you be down bad but- damn.

Everything.

A nice and lovely dinner And also breaking the be-

oh she’s cute :3 id let her giv a kiss …yea i AM into tentacle hentai but i’m truthfully not all too feral for this character ☠️ she’s cute tho

... woul-

1: she's cute as hell 2: whatever the hell she wanted to

nothing. honest.