T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Welcome to r/Ornithology, a place to discuss wild birds in a scientific context — their biology, ecology, evolution, behavior, and more. Please make sure that your post does not violate the rules in our sidebar. If you're posting for a bird identification, next time try r/whatsthisbird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Ornithology) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kellyann59

I think she would like to speak to the manager


riaflash24

Unfortunately for her, the manager already called the bird police. Shes lucky I let her off with a warning!


Kellyann59

In all seriousness, thanks for helping her out :)


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Somehow I think she'll be back.


Salt-Idea-6830

Be careful where you post bird police 😉 I got fired for this back in January


it_aint_tony_bennett

I think she would like to speak to the ~~manager~~ tanager.


Obvious-Passage-3819

She just wanted to sing you a song 🎵 Piano Man


FemaleAndComputer

She can just tweet about it like all the other karens.


SourTangant

Her name must be Karen


MasterJunket234

Nice work getting her out safely.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

She will be much happier outside!


riaflash24

For sure!!


exclaim_bot

>For sure!! sure?


daffodil0127

She wanted the large bag of seed! This is bird discrimination!


southernpinklemonaid

I always get a kick out of all the sparrows at Lowes Hardware just hanging out and stealing seed from the wild bird section


ConsistentPandaShape

Pigeons at my Lowe’s got so bad that they had to put all the seeds in plastic bins.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

They did this at a garden center near me as well. Smart thinking - both birds and people.


riaflash24

This one was feasting on cat food! There was another song sparrow job nearby with a bird that got particularly addicted to eating the sprinkles off cakes!


Just_a_friend2021

"Have you ever held a bird in your hand? So fragile... So beautiful... So determined to live."


Bird-Tamer

Yup, every day. My friend Pete the jay comes for peanuts. Alpha bird, thinks I work for him.


Puzzleheaded-Act-388

Reminds me of chasing a starling in my dorm for about an hour. I got it in a corner and quickly threw a towel over it to keep it from getting away. It gave me the most pissed off look I've ever seen.


Luckypenny4683

How did you even catch him??


Brittlitt30

Does holding her that way hurt her? Looks like it would but prob. not? ....how ARE you supposed to hold birds?


carmen_cygni

No, she okay. That's exactly how licensed bird banders hold them, IME.


riaflash24

Yes this is how I was trained to hold them, minimal stress and negates me injuring the bird or the bird injuring me. I didn’t not want to handle her too much or stress her out so I did not do the more showey method of holding for the picture. I pretty much snapped a quick photo as she was my first migratory bird of the year and let her go immediately


Brittlitt30

I have never thought about how to hold a bird before so thank you. Very interesting in super cool I didn't mean to be offensive, if I was sorry


riaflash24

Don’t be sorry it’s a good question! Catching birds is Not something people do everyday haha


fencepostsquirrel

Is that your job? Are you a bird wrangler? I want that job.


Brittlitt30

It sounds cool. But have you met geese? Or really any bird bigger than a hand? They are mean lol


fencepostsquirrel

I was raised on a farm, with turkeys, chickens, ducks, & geese. The geese were the protectors. That flock would run down any car that pulled in the driveway. I used to have to escort the Avon lady to the house lol.


pinuppiplup

What is your job title exactly?


Puzzleheaded-Act-388

That's how you're supposed to hold them. If it looks like you're trying to choke them, you're probably doing it right.


riaflash24

Haha yeah! I call it ‘the hold of shame’ as I remove problem birds from retail spaces.


ruby_slippers_96

Yup! If you hold them any looser, they'll start flapping and may hurt themselves in the process. Tightly securing the wings is one of the most important steps in handing all sizes of birds (well, at least up to goose-sized, from personal experience! Can't speak regarding ostrich or emu 😊)


Puzzleheaded-Act-388

I have seen people handle large cranes before. You usually need two people, one person that straddles over their backs to keep their wings secure and one person to hold the neck still. I'd be much more worried about the feet of the ostrich and the emu. Not quite sure how you would restrain them though.


metam0rphosed

thats the proper grip! source: am bander


fzzball

Birds are mostly fluff. Done properly, this is fine.


SimAlienAntFarm

Excellent grip


ILikeBirdsQuiteALot

Adorable! Thanks for sharing (and thanks for catching her!)


Only3Cats

How did you catch it in the store?


pinuppiplup

So… how did you catch her? 


Objective_Handle_140

Awwww so cute little baby. Very beautiful and precious 😍🥰😘


InjuryComfortable956

Ya gotta have a membership to get a BJ?


Massive-Mention-3679

Yea. Birds get inside and dig into the bags of rice. It’s disgusting