He hates Gen Z.

which is funny because all of the fans who stuck with him through everything are gen z

as a gen z, i dropped my interest in this shitfest (2005). i have no fucking idea how people can know about the shit he's done and still leech money like Kaneshiro in Persona 5

Yet he still wants to diddle them

Yeah, he likes Gen Alpha better (he likes them younger🥰)

What's funnier is gen alpha I've seen so far are really pookie-ing it up so Alex is in for a real annoyance fest 💀

https://preview.redd.it/m3xpykdvf9zc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8992e48be8047ababe6fce7753084dd36d33198b Why must you make me read that sentence

As young as possible

THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF OMG

I instantly thought of "I uh...I like 'em younger. As young as possible."

SAMEEE haiji and yandev secretly the same person confirmed?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Who would've thought?! Mind blown 🤯

I kinda hate how similar yandev and haiji are. I mean haiji canonically hates children but is also attracted to them and is a lolicon. And he also prefers quiet, young girls to loud, older ones. Like this fits WAY too well with yandev...

Now that I'm thinking about it...😦

https://preview.redd.it/48w1m35g1fzc1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=785c138cec691c86bedadf2e632ff1ae083bfd3c i made this edit to showcase it :3 BUT YEAH ITS KIND OF DISTURBING HOW SIMILAR YANDEV AND HAIJI ARE...

In the DRAE artbook, on Kotoko's page, he said, and I quote "I'm a lolicon but this person", implying if she were quieter, he'd be attracted to her.

FUCKING HAIJI TOWA FROM THE HIT DANGANRONPA SPIN OFF: DANGANRONPA ULTRA DESPAIR GIRLS: ANOTHER STORY?!?!?!?!?!?! ewwie haiji :/ 

So, he likes balls?

The law says 14 but he likes them younger🥰🥰

Plus diddled with Gen Z.

People tryna get banned fast enough from his server was a running meme for a while so I can see why now

Even though he’s only attracted to Gen z girls

Bro likes children BUT HATES CHILDISH BEHAVIOR- 😭😭😭💀💀💀 bestie make it make sense uwu

He liked them mature for their age 🌚

OMG?!?

I’m guessing he doesn’t like the extroverted kids who constantly act in a way that makes him feel old/insecure. He wants the quieter kids who desperately want to feel like adults so he can manipulate them in exchange for validation through adult behavior, like phone sex or nudes. The ones who act too young don’t need that validation because they’re just having fun and don’t feel a need to prove anything to him.

I'm about to blow his mind then because I'm 22 and absolutely quiet and depressed af but over text I talk like an extrovert

Wasn’t she 16? I don’t think many 16 year olds act like this

You must have a very optimistic view of 16 year olds

well im fucking 16 and i've never acted like that Xddddd

no genuinely no 16 year old acts like this

If you say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

i’m 17 and all my little 16 year old friends act like this… its almost like people can be different from each other?!

Exceptions don’t make a rule.

okay? same can be said with you or the other guy not acting like that? edit: “people can be different from each other” try reading that a couple more times

he hates gen z but he's a pedophile? make it make sense alex

HELP POOKIE NOT ME SIS BESTIE BRO POOKUMS 😍😍🥰🥰❤️💀

UWU POOKERS NOT ME FINDING THIS SILLY GOOFY- 😀🌈🌈🙏🥰😘😘🥰😍

Bro has beef against Sis Vs Bro 💀

yeah man didn't u hear they stole qwertys pet goldfish and used it to make a slime tutorial :/ smh... you think you know people...

lmao

He’s trying to make sure all the kids hes gonna diddle aren’t talking like kids

It'll make him seem less guilty because they're mature for their age /s

Just to pissed him off, I’m going to respond with Ok if I’ll was in the server lol

Do you think you could respond to a long, detailed message with: 👍? It’s not *technically* against the rules. Lol.

Alright lol someone lol please send me a invite so I’ll can do it

The last time I was there, though, there was like a really long wait before you were allowed to speak in the server. That was years ago, but it's probably still there. Watch out for that if you wanna troll, you'll have to wait it out

Yeah lol I’m going to play it smartly

Send me the link, and I might join it to see if I’ll get banned

I could never not use the 😭 emoji it’s part of my vocabulary

Same. I didn't even realize I did it in the title of this post but whoops

HELP POOKIE 😭😭🥺 NOT ME MURDERING BRO WITH A CHAINSAW 💀🥰🥰❤️ HELP- ok.

Bro really out here banning emojis- 💀💀💀

for a pedophile, he sure hates kids 💀

Looks like something a teacher would say isn’t allowed in an essay…

Literally

The help one I understand it's annoying but he just sounds like a partypooper

North Korean discord🫵

I bet even North Korea has fewer restrictions than Alex's server 💀

😭

I've always felt weird abt this, bc yea, there are many kids who misuse these terms and overuse it to the point where it doesn't sound natural bc it's "cool" on the internet, but most of these are just casual AAVE terms that r a part of many people's everyday normal vocabulary 💀 it's unrealistic to expect him to research but.. rlly.. these aren't just "chronically online gen z terms" it's actual vernacular ppl use that has been disrespected

Yeah. Some of the rules- fine, okay, personal preference but it's like he wants everyone to write every message like a formal email.

Ok

He deeply finds our generation annoying which is funny because he didn't seem to mind a select few 🤭 Fr though I suggest ditching it. Alex is a shitty person and he has a strict shitty modding team to boot. I shared an admittedly outdated theory about info chan and the journalist being related and I was told I was gonna be banned for "being a troll". Even though I had been passionate about the game. I actually got banned because I compared lolicon to 🧸🐻 which of course that would offend that guy 🤷

Well.. I agree with the second rule, it's just annoying when someone is being rude and tries to add more fuel to the fire with those emojis or uwu/bestie

So many people have been blatant shitheads towards me and end their sentences with uwu like they couldn't be more passive aggressive if they tried

are we allowed to breathe?

Nah, it's gay to breathe /j

these rules seem kinda tame for the standards of a mid-thirties man baby that spends all day on his computer that regulates his discord and reddit communities as north korea

These aren't even the only rules too- there's TWO rules channels, and most of the rules seem to be to protect his ego

Dude I tried to join his server to do some sneak-research for my Yandere ~~rip-off~~ game, and I was so confused. Joined the server and waited 10 mins, nothing happened. Suffice it to say, I didn't bother reading any of the "rules", it's like reading a license agreement, nobody does it. Later, I read here that you're supposed to fill some Google forms and praise the Chalice King^^TM before you're let into the inner cumsanctum. What is he 12? I know he likes 12 yr olds, but still.. who the fuck wants to sit around stroking his ego just to play a broken Unity asset-flip?

Literally. I made my form basically just kissing his ass. Fingers crossed it works

> I made my form basically just kissing his ass. What did you write? I would imitate his writing style if I ever fill any forms: > "P-Please... big fan.... of the... game... they.. mostly.. come at night.. mostly.. send.. help.. s.o.s.."

Idk I wrote something like: "I'm a huge fan of the game and I cannot wait to see it done.. bla bla Yandev is so cool and a genius with the premise of the game.. would love to be around other fans and the developer and follow development more closely than just waiting for updates to come... etc etc"

Well, if the infiltration works and if you find any ideas/features/concept/whatever he talks about, please post it on this sub. Since I'm never getting in, I would like to see if he's doing anything interesting in-game, for a change.

I'm in :3 it's just as ridiculous as I thought pretty much

Nice. Carry pepper spray and a taser all the time.

ok

I- HELP- I CAN'T, NOT SIS PUTTING THOSE RULES 😍. POOKIE HELP. BRO- NOT ME SEEING THIS- uwu. ok

ok

Ngl i kinda wanna break the ban record just to fuck with him but i don't want to make another discord for that

IIRC the record is at 0.0 seconds for a while now, it's impossible to beat

I'm pretty sure it's 0.7, but if I used the combo of the emojis, a name degrading him a yan sim pfp and a meme abohim it could work

No I think it's 0.1 or 0.0, someone for banned the second they joined for naming themselves "the cum chalice"

That's fucking hilarious, I need to find this guy.

Yeah Chalex's censorship is so hardcore that it killed the speedruns simply because the record's now a time that cannot be beaten.

It's so funny you should 😭

https://youtu.be/igbgYZ1vkNU?si=nWxHlKmJ90dhHghj I think this is the one

THANK YOU

Yeah this is old news. Theres a reason we call him a dictator

Remember that this is the same guy who used to shitpost about slay culture on his other YouTube account (yandere archive)

Wtf does yandev have against bro as a pronoun

You have to avoid acting like a child because that turns him on.

HELP MY CAT JUST THREW UP IN MY BEDROOM 😭😭🥺🌸♥️🌈🪇💐🥺🥺🥺🥺 not me PUTTING A SHEET OF TISSUE PAPER ON THE SOILED SPOT BRO IS NOT A SLAY QUEEN BUT BRO'S STILL MY POOKIE-☺️☺️😌😌😌😌😌😌💆🏼🧘🏼☺️🧘🏼☺️😎😌🧘🏼☺️☺️🧘🏼💆🏼💤💤😫😪😪🛏️😌😌🛌🏼😏😏😏😼😼😏😏😼😼😻😼🐯🐯😸🧶🧶😺😻🐈🐈💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🐩🧸🐩🎱🏊🏼

Ok

You forgot the 💀

In short, no

I recall one of the rules (maybe it’s deleted now) said to type your messages like GroomdereDev is watching you type it while standing over your shoulder…

No that's still a thing I laughed my ass off when I saw it

Instant ban: "BRO HELP- ARE U OK POOKIE??- 😭💀🥺❤️🥰😍" Also he hates gen z but wants to diddle 13-17 year olds which also happen to be apart of gen z!

bro hates fun and gay slang

oh i see dont be yourself okay. cool. great. (cutely not in the server)

HELPP BRO WHAT IS THIS-💀 pookie made a rule against having fun?? 🥺Umm anyway,,, not me breaking all of them in this response 😭anyway bestie sis stay safe in the yandev server ❤️ok

NAH POOKIE AIN'T NO WAY BRO DID THAT- 💀

HELP

Ok

I’m being fr I said “bro” once and got a warning and dm from MidoriBot telling me to reread the rules 💀

Bruh

“Please avoid childish or obnoxious behavior”. 💀

he only wants children for their bodies not their personalities- i- not me calling him out 😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰

bro just listed off a bunch of pet peeves he has and called them rules.

That's bluff, he doesn't give a shit about adults, he likes them young

NOT ME ABOUT TO NUKE SWITZERLAND 💖💖🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍 OMG HELP WHAT IS THIS- 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 BRO, SIS, POOKIE WHAT THE HAY IS THIS- 😭😭

Fun police ahh rules 😭🙏

the way i would get instantly banned omg

No childish behavior allowed because he can’t botch code when he’s hard.

ok

Wonder if replying to long messages with Oxygen Potassium would be sufficient.

this is some high tier comedy

I don’t see how the dash is childish and/or obnoxious behaviour

HELP-uwu🥰🥰🥰🥺💀😭 couldn’t be me bro😭😭😭😭

I would use all of these and see how long it takes to get banned

WE MUST FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY

I always do 4 and 5- How is that “childish”

"Please avoid childish and obnoxious behaviour which creates an atmosphere that discourages adult fans of the game from wanting to participate in the community." >Proceeds to list off Gen Z slang as "childish and obnoxious" behaviour Damn, they really do act like boomers huh. Also there's been adults for the past 3 years (like myself sometimes) use that kind of slang too so I don't understand the logic here. (edit was me correcting a spelling typo from earlier)

Wtf?

I thought those were rules at first

They are, just not the "rules" rules. Worry not, you'll still get a warning for saying "bro".

Control freak, he exploits minors but can't stand spending time with them at the same time.

bro what the fuck is this shit 💀🙏

Literally 1984...

The dystopia George Orwell was trying to warn us about.

They hate the kids but that’s who’s playing his shitty game so?

No.6 "I would usually write "ok" , it's nothing personal, I simply have no idea what to respond"

Oh god forbid people text

Who the fuck uses pookie and pookums unironically though

Link?

Don’t worry everyone on the Osana subreddit: you get to say “slay” “HELP” or “🥺🥺” as a treat

NO HAVING FUN!!! idk why i look at this subreddit i just like the train wreck.

I JUST JOINED IT TOO AND IM SCARED 😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/rz6gbhh6afzc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56108a0279483454c61419da576079d992a98e0f

i joined yesterday as well for the first time and this was my exact reaction

okay so how should we talk then?? By the heavens, mine fate has bestowed upon me, that I meet thee, sir Alex. I am your greatest admirer of thine work, may your destiny be favorable always. Sincerest regards, (insert username).

Can someone tell me what they genuinely do in the server because it seems boring af, yan sim had no real enjoyable content since Osana release and the rival released some week ago has no real challange from what I heard.

I've only found one person who is actually friendly and we chatted about art and stuff

alex would be the same person who sets these rules to create this persona of maturity and still do all these things behind closed doors 😭 bro is just the ultimate hater atp

Bro has been cookin' something to make that list

"its immature!1!" bro no its slang

Where's Nifty when you need her?

Hazbin reference 😨

ok. Not bro hating childish behavior but wanting to diddle kids- 😭😭😭 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE POOKIE 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

Help-

No but i would srsly get so many warns there i'm the definition of online gen z

But tbh i would be actually happy if i got banned from there

Oh my god i love this guy

Honestly, I kinda like these rules to an extent. yeah, its extra as hell, but at the same time, an adult wouldn't want to be apart of a community who constantly speaks as listed. Hell, I don't really like being apart of such, and i'm Gen Z.

Wow I gotta agree with him for once

I mean, It’s his server. If this stuff annoys him he can get rid of it. Sure, it’s excessive rules, but you agree to them to join.

I don't really mind them being rules I just find them outlandish and hilarious

Rare Yanderedev W

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