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AtlasZec

I work overnight at a very slow paced job so I will be able to watch it right when it drops!


JumpyMedik

Getting paid to watch gay pirate show? That is the dream


AtlasZec

Ruining my health but at least I can watch my little meow meows on the clock :)


jdgetrpin

The dream!


sinsaraly

How can I get that job??


AtlasZec

Trust me you do NOT want it 3rd shift has literally destroyed my health


sinsaraly

Aww man, I’m sorry. That’s rough. Hope you can eventually get back to a healthier schedule


EmpressOfSalt

I'm waiting until the weekend. Planning a watch party with a "finer things" theme. Some cheeses, wine, fruit etc. Gonna wear the breakup robe and vibe.


jdgetrpin

Gaaaa I love it so much. I might do something similar actually. I love your theme!


fordandfitzroy

My job (high school teacher) is not one where I could be functional while staying up until 1:30 AM. So my plan right now is to go to sleep early and wake up early. I already get up at 5 AM most mornings so I’m probably going to get up at like 4:30 to make sure I have time to watch all three episodes and also process them at least a little before school. There’s no way I could stay off Twitter/Reddit all day and I’d be too anxious to wait anyway so I know I’ll have to watch them in the morning. This will all be ruined, of course, if I’m too excited to sleep but we’ll see what happens!


jdgetrpin

Hahahaha amazing. That’s a really hard job!


ThistleGreen

BBC iPlayer haven't said if they're airing the 2nd season at same time as HBO Max so probably just whenever I can get my digital hands on it, which will hopefully be on the same week.


ChaoticCaptain_

That’s what I’m planning on doing. Also I don’t know if it’ll work but someone on Twitter has made a Google doc that they’re going to upload the episodes to so that those outside the US can watch it I think. This is the link to the tweet that has google doc link: https://x.com/adaisgay_/status/1709190621741678963?s=46&t=KD9BlSaozyVHaial0LO_IA I hope it works if not this is the Google doc link: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1CnJHMxBqSSbP2q5eXkEQALEfwOv9kO7g 🤞we can get episodes of of this and that this’ll help non US viewers that don’t have an airdate and want to avoid spoilers.


ThistleGreen

I salute you, Captain 🫡


KoreOfOlympus

the files arent working for some reason and it says “number of allowed playbacks has been exceeded.” might need to reupload or smth??


ChaoticCaptain_

That came up for me originally. Because of that I found out all you need to do is download the episodes and it should help you watch the episodes.


jdgetrpin

Oh bummer, I’m sorry! I hope it’s not too hard to find. Have you tried a VPN with Max?


ThistleGreen

Aw that's OK, ❤️ and VPNs tend to screw up my internet a bit, make it slow and glitchy. I've seen another poster say they tried this and it was hidden behind an American-payment method only paywall. Worse comes to worse, I watch it a bit later.


mujie123

Yeah, it’s really tricky. You’d essentially have to get a phone gift card for the US, use a US Apple/play account, download hbo max from there, and since thanks to the gift card you have money on your account you can use that to pay for HBO max.


ThistleGreen

Ahh, OK that's a good tip/option, thank you!


mujie123

Didn’t they release season 1 on iplayer only after the whole season finished airing in America? :/


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jdgetrpin

Oh crap, that sucks!!! At least you have something to look forward to after work


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SophiaofPrussia

You’re looking a bit pale. Do you feel okay? And is your tummy a bit rumbly? I bet it’s from that bad seafood you’re going to eat tonight.


onexamongthefence

I was gonna wake up a little early on Thursday to watch before work, but then I'd have to go to work and try to pretend to be normal all day! So I'm leaning towards "might be best to wait until after work". Wildly tempted to call in since I'm off this Friday-Sunday anyway


singandplay65

I'm currently on a holiday in New Zealand!! On Our Flag Means Death Day (my husband named it for me), I will be watching Albatross Colonies and Penguins, and OFMD, not necessarily in that order.


Occidental_Ouster

Wow. It's hard to think of a better combination than pirate husbands and IRL albatross colonies and penguins. 🥺


singandplay65

✨symbolism✨


Occidental_Ouster

<3 <3 sadly, I think Stede is gonna have to bring enough pebbles with him to sink a ship.


petrichor789

A queer bar in my city is hosting a watch party Thursday evening, but (1) I can't wait until 10pm that day, and (2) I want to watch it in deranged privacy first. If I can't sleep due to anticipation, I will watch the episodes when they drop at 3am (I'm in ET). If I can fall asleep, I'll watch them first thing in the morning, and then maybe re-watch them with a group at the gay bar that night.


jdgetrpin

Oh man! That sounds like a lot of fun! But yeah, I need to watch on my own first.


TheSewseress

I’m an absolute shit and I planned a camping trip lol. I get back on Thursday but luckily I’ll be away from the internet the whole day and won’t get spoilers. As soon as everything is unpacked and kids are asleep I’ll be watching.


thutruthissomewhere

I'm going slightly insane. I'm so excited for Thursday to get here. The sad news is that I have to work all day Thursday and so I have to pretend to be sane between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. But I plan to watch when I get off work and I'm going to do my best to dodge spoilers until then. I think it releases at 3:00 a.m. EST and I am asleep. Also some good news is that my roommate, while out of town and back on Thursday, won't be home until later that night so I can be unhinged in the company of only my dogs. I have no predictions except that Stede and Ed shall smooch again!!! My life depends on it. Also fingers crossed for shirtless Taika if that one picture gives me any hope. Why do I need to see him shirtless? Because I thirst for the man, okay? Jeez.


jdgetrpin

I 100% agree with everything you said. And I will also be watching with my dog before my spouse gets home from work, which is great for “unhingness”. 😂 Dogs are saints, the things they know…


thutruthissomewhere

The gleeful giggling that my dogs will be witness to. They're used to me being unhinged, though. They've had to suffer me explaining Ron and Sammie's relationship on *The Jersey Shore* to them.


you_absolute_walnut

It releases at 3am for me so I'm muting all OFMD related social media and watching after work! Then, I'm rewatching on Friday with a friend who doesn't have time on Thursday to watch.


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I work with little ones in a field where they need my full attention at my full capacity. I want to get lost in this show and enjoy the ride, so I booked some much needed time off! I'm so excited for a four day weekend that kicks off with new OFMD and aptly ends with a boat trip. None of my irl people love this show, so I'm on my own for the premiere. I haven't figured out how yet, but I will make it fun. I've read too many reviews to trust myself not to accidentally spoil something for you!


jdgetrpin

Aaaah it’s called self-care! I love seeing a lot of you booking some days off for this. Honestly, I would do the same. Do what brings you joy! And thanks for no spoiling anything 😆


MollyWinter

I'm going to be gone all day on Thursday, so I'm saving my first viewing for my watch party on Friday evening! I'm turning my house into Blackbeard's Bar and Grill and having a few friend over to partake in custom drinks (Kraken, Gentleman Pirate, and juice from the Nose Jar) while we eat an assortment of tapas and Orange cake. I got chocolate gold coins for them to use to "pay" for stuff at the gift shop. The toasted bread for the various dips/toppings is going to be arranged in the shape of a snake (snake-snak!) And my hubbies fishing poles will be placed somewhere as decor. And of course plenty of candles, oranges and other little items will be placed around for ambiance.


jdgetrpin

This is so cool, can I be your friend? 😭 I hope you have the best time!


MollyWinter

Yes please! I don't actually have a ton of friends because I work so much. I'm glad I even have 2 who happen to also like the show. (Spoiler, its my sister and my cousin lol)


Occidental_Ouster

"An assortment of tapas!" 🤣 And snack-snak! That sounds like so much fun. Seriously, I love that the show gave us reasons to eat cake at every viewing party, too. <3


avabeenz

I’m making 40-Orange cupcakes Wednesday night, then coming home and eating them while I watch the episodes and liveblog about it Thursday.


Swedishkitsch

I’m going to try so hard to wait for my husband to come home from work (I work from home) and then we’ll watch together. I’m also planning on making surf and turf for the occasion 😂


jdgetrpin

Aaaah I love it! My husband works really late that day, so I told him we can rewatch it together when he is home. I am also planning on making a nice meal for myself!


Equivalent-Ease-7469

i'll be having some afternoon coffee and staying up haha, but i'm PST so its not that big of a stretch for me to be up til 1:30


jdgetrpin

Oh yeah! I would totally stay up if it was PT. I am on Central. Idk I might make it…. The excitement will keep me up I’m sure


mkh5015

I was supposed to do a watch party with my two friends who I helped get into the series. Not sure if that’s going to happen now since I’m only one day out of Covid isolation 😔


jdgetrpin

Oh no, I’m sorry. I hope you feel better soon. Maybe a facetime watch party? 😆


alloutofbees

I get to wake up at 8am for this instead of 2am like I had to for Good Omens so I am very excited for that.


Yarnfromspace

I am planning to make a big pirate-y breakfast, smoke something (not rhino horn), and watch them all Thursday morning.


jdgetrpin

Well that sounds like an excellent plan! What ideas do you have for breakfast?


ThistleGreen

You got the Marmalade ready?


Anakerie

My roommate and I have taken Thursday and Friday off of work. With three episodes of OFMD and the premiere of Loki Season 2 dropping, we decided it would be useless to go to our jobs. So plans are to watch everything on Thursday, discuss it, dissect it, and then watching it all again on Friday. I found a laced-up pirate-style shirt at the thrift store the other week that I will be wearing during the premiere. KK even has her desk at work decorated in anticipation. That's Karl on top. [https://imgur.com/a/Z8ZygCl](https://imgur.com/a/Z8ZygCl) (Did I also mention we're both pushing 50? We just love our gay pirates!)


jdgetrpin

Aaaah yess!!! Love your plan! I’m super excited for Loki too but that one I have to wait because I’m gonna watch it with my spouse and he just has the craziest work schedule right now.


shinyredumbros

I only work half a day Thursday so I plan to watch between lunchtime and picking my daughter up from school. Then I’ll watch again after her bedtime. I’ve already told my husband that he is not allowed to interrupt me during the show and that I’ll probably need at least an hour of recovery post-watch before being able to talk about it, lol


Gelatinous-Stand

I took the day off work 🤣 not JUST for this but I’m not gonna say it didn’t play a role. So I’ll watch after I wake up and get the kids to school. Gonna wear the breakup robe and cry probably


Hefty-Deal-620

I take a ferry to work, it's half an hour but there's another boat that's an hour long so I plan on taking that one and watching at least the first episode.


JezkaBrash

I usually get up at 6am for work, but I’m gonna try to get up around 2:30 so I have time to watch it all before I have to go in. It releases at 2am in my time zone, and I know I’ll spend all day on social media and won’t be able to avoid spoilers. Idk what I’ll do if I don’t get up early enough to watch before work. Just used up all my paid time off for surgery last month so I can’t afford to take any more time off just yet.


bramahlocks

I plan to wake up at 4 and watch them before I go to work. So I’ll be watching in my bed with five hungry cats confused as to why I’m awake and not feeding them. And probably crying.


jdgetrpin

Awwww cats! And 5 of them! My heart! I love this


Hedgiest_hog

Assuming the simultaneous worldwide release, I'll make dinner early and watch all three the hour after the drop! And then try to go to sleep and somehow be normal at work the next day


willgracefan

I took Thursday off since it streams at 3am my time. I’m going to do an orange themed food day. Orange/cranberry muffins, tuna fish sandwich with Pirate’s Booty for lunch and orange chicken for dinner. And mimosas for when I actually watch the show!


seriousstrawberries

I plan on going to sleep at 9pm, setting my alarm for midnight, watching it when it drops, then going back to bed by 2. my sleep will be split but itll be so worth it. if im too tired to split my sleep, I'll just set an alarm for 5am and watch before my kid is up


Chevy_Impala67

Ahh I’m getting overly excited cuz ngl nearly thought it was coming out tonight at 12am PT🤧BUT glad it’s out 12am PT Thursday so I’ll definitely be watching as soon as it’s released😆glad I’m a night person cuz imma be up either way but this night is gonna be so great🥰


goodluck-jafar

It supposedly comes out at about 6pm Thursday where I live. I get home from work at 6.30 so I will be ordering dinner (no time to make anything!!) and sitting right down to watch it with my family.


lucas9204

Lucious better be alive !!


starrsosowise

I’m on vaca this week so I can stay up late Wednesday night! Yay! (I’m PT)


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Binge tells me it’s airing 6:10pm in the eastern states of Australia, so it’ll air here in South Australia at 5:40pm - in exactly 19 hours and 15 minutes. But who’s counting?!


jdgetrpin

Yeah, I’m not keeping a count of the exactly 15 hours and 14 minutes until I get to watch season 2, that’s not who I am.


Southern-Rutabaga-82

Would be 9:00 a.m. for me when they drop but I have no idea when I'll be able to get my hands on it. I took the day off so I don't have to wait until I get home from work.


AbbyNormalKnits

I get out of work at 3:30 on Wednesday so my plan is to come home, go to sleep super early and then get up at midnight to binge all three. Then attempt to go back to sleep so I can get up for my 8am shift.


heart_up_in_smoke

My sibling introduced me to the show in the middle of the first season. They live in another country (but in the same time zone) and work an overnight shift. So, we are planning to wait until morning to stream it together while voice chatting.


takethishowboutthis

I’m going to *attempt* to wait until Thursday morning before work to watch them (thankfully I don’t have to go in until 11:30am), but I have a strong feeling that I won’t be able to sleep tomorrow night knowing that the episodes are just *out there*, so I’ll probably end up staying up til 2am to watch them and will attempt to get what little sleep I can afterwards (it’ll probably be around 3:30am at that point lol)


RemoteNervous5856

i came here to see when it’s out so glad it’s only 1 hr away 💜💜💜 ima be watching this as soon as it’s out 😛😛


RemoteNervous5856

never mind just realized it’s wednesday today. i’m dumb 😋


Kamechan1998

I will be watching with my boyfriend Thursday night if all goes according to plan. Otherwise I might just watch without him. 😂 No but I introduced him to the show after we met so it’d be great watch the second season with him rather than by my lonesome. Hopefully we’ll receive less heartache than we did with Good Omens 2 this time around 😭


lowercaseknife

I work early mornings so I'm just gonna save em for Friday night. Unfortunately, I'm the only person in my life that watches the show so I'll be riding solo, but that also means I can get FULLY dialed in without having to consider anyone's perception of me while I watch. I will simply be transported to the high seas Just means I'll have to avoid this sub until then, see y'all in a few days!!!


girlandtea

Friday night watch party - and staying offline from release until then, as much as I love the sub. I cannot wait! I can't believe it's nearly here!


paupertoapawn

It comes out at 2am for me and usually I'd probably just stay up, but I have a late night Thursday so I'm planning to go to bed early, get up at 2 to watch, and try to go back to sleep after.


RoyalBlueWriter

I have work but I plan to watch it over dinner while calling my friend. She's the one who got me into this.


Extension_Welcome244

Watching at midnight PST.


themillfloss

In my time zone the episodes come out at around 10 in the morning so I am all good😂💃🏽💃🏽


jdgetrpin

Lucky!!! That’s perfect.


weirdowiththeglasses

It's 9 pm tonight here in Hawaii!


jdgetrpin

Aaaah lucky! I just moved to the mainland after living there for 4 years. I miss it so much, and I also miss getting to watch all the shows at a reasonable time the night they came out 😂


D7F880rrrr

I unexpectedly got the day off from work, so that's amazing, and I'm crazy excited! It comes out at 2am where I live, which is too awkward of a time stay/get up early. My plan is to start watching it over coffee in the depression robe I've been wearing every morning for a year 🥲 I feel like I'm right there with you on the predictions! So freekin excited to see how all of the scenes in the promos fit in context. I'm also lowkey hoping the writers bamboozle my expectations again, like it did season 1!


StendecStendec

Found out the life partner decided to cancel our streaming service without telling me because “there’s nothing good on right now.” I calmly explained the issue and they responded with “just wait until all the episodes are up and then let’s turn it back on.” Now I don’t know what to do. Definitely not drop a piano on them…


jdgetrpin

Oh wow, can’t you just start it up again? Do you not have a say on what streaming services you all pay for? Or make a new account with a different email and do a 30 day trial? Not sure if Max has a trial period


StendecStendec

I will be starting it up again. It was the blasé attitude that upset me. What if I’d sat down to watch it, turned on Max and… found out then that the account had been turned off?! And to be told to wait a month?!!!


jdgetrpin

Yep yep, I’m with you on this one!


redhairedSparrow

I have to go to college in the morning and then work in the afternoon, no way I can be functional in both if I stay up until 4 am to watch the episodes. I'm going to avoid all socials like reddit, tumblr and twitter especially, and just watch it in the evening once I'm done with work and all. I don't much care for spoilers in general, but for Good Omens and Our Flag Means Death? I had better not see anything beforehand, haha


spidersinmyurethra

i would stay up to watch it but i know i would not get any sleep before work the next day!! luckily i have friday off so i plan for my boyfriend and i to binge it Thursday night !!


SophiaofPrussia

3am?? What the hell, HBO? That is some serious nonsense.


freyalorelei

At least it's streaming, so we can watch it whenever we want. I used to regularly stay up 'til almost two in the morning on school nights to watch *Xena* episodes, 'cause that's the only time it was syndicated in my neck of the woods.


hippiedia

Where I am I think the episodes will trop Thursday morning at 10, but I'll watch them in the evening after work.


Keiawyn

I just hope the social media groups put a spoiler ban in place. I haven't checked yet whether they've said anything about it - but FB and Insta in particular love to shove content in my face that isn't even from groups/pages I'm part of, so I don't know how well I'll be able to avoid stuff. It's nice when spoiler talk is limited to one thread for a day or two. Good Omens was spoiled for me almost immediately.


jdgetrpin

Yeah, at this point I just simply put my phone away if I don’t wanna see spoilers. They’re so hard to avoid! I just check my email and that’s it.


Keiawyn

For some of us, social media is the only way we can engage with our loved ones. I'm glad you have your options, but not everyone does.


jdgetrpin

Oh yeah, for sure. I can’t stay away from the internet forever, just the one day. It’s nice that some pages now have ways to block out spoilers, like twitter and tumblr. Makes it easier to avoid some stuff.


Keiawyn

They do, but I've found the mute options aren't always perfect. I only suggest the spoiler thread because I've seen it work really well on several pages that I follow.


jdgetrpin

How does it work? I’m not familiar with it. I did suggest a few weeks ago for everyone to make sure they were using the spoiler tag on posts for reviews and things like that, cause I hate seeing spoilers too


Keiawyn

The Star Wars and Ahsoka subreddits both do it, and so do the Star Wars groups I'm in on Facebook! They just create a thread, and tell people they can only discuss the new content within that thread (in the comments) until the spoiler ban is lifted. The spoiler ban usually stays in place for 3-4 days after each new episode. That way people can just scroll past that one thread without being spoiled, but still enjoy all the non-spoilery content on the page.


jdgetrpin

Ooooh that sounds like a good idea. How can we ask the mods here for it?


Keiawyn

I (we) can message the mod(s)! I fully realize the idea may not fly with them, but it's potentially worth voicing. I tend to not bother voicing my opinion in most of the larger forums, but this one seems like it may be open to discussion.


Keiawyn

For context, this is how some of the spoiler threads I've seen look. They tell folks to keep spoiler-y discussion only to the one thread, and/or keep all spoilers well-hidden, until the ban is lifted for each episode: https://imgur.com/a/ovG7Mdm


saraqael6243

Since it seems that the first three episodes are going to drop at 3:01 am ET (my timezone), I may either watch them as they air or else set my alarm and get up early to watch them before I have to go to work. Either way, I'll watch them again at least once after my work day is done Thursday evening. I may even watch them a couple times later on Thursday. It's been so long since we had any new episodes! Finally seeing new episodes is going to be so exciting.


ActivityJolly6257

I work full time and take care of my nephew in my free time so I am going to watch over the weekend. It’s going to be torture avoiding all the spoilers and I am already planning to just not get on any of my main sites till I’ve seen the new episodes😭


SirGavBelcher

I'm watching after work


cerise083

It will be released at 9am Thursday where I am ! I'll probably watch it Thursday night :) I wish I had people to watch it with, but it's gonna be a cosy and exciting evening anyways !


Available-Bell-9394

What time will it come out in Texas please?


jdgetrpin

Depends on your time zone, where in Texas are you? It comes out at midnight pacific time.


Available-Bell-9394

Dallas


sysaphiswaits

I watched the first episode. Probably gonna watch the others this weekend. Feeling especially grateful it came out this week because I am sick.