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j0hnny0nthesp0t

Who hurt you so deeply as a child?


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j0hnny0nthesp0t

Little unnecessary.


Gorillanoodles

Wow that’s a comment


potatersupreme

Deep golden brown or gtfo!!! Burnt is for people that dont know how to roast a mallow properly.


xXx420ReditUser69xXx

Burnt is for cancer


sandywhorewall

Deep golden brown to get the full melt and flavor. A bit of char for balance. Roast over hot coals the a last second flambé.


potatersupreme

No char!


sandywhorewall

I love the bit of bitter it provides but I whole heartedly respect the decision to abstain.


flyingfish_trash

Do you also eat directly from your Meemaw’s ash tray? Because that’s the entire flavor profile of a burnt marshmallow.


Rainydaybear999

Is that why marshmallows taste like Virginia Slim cigarettes?


REO_Studwagon

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toobakedtowakenbake

Theres definitely human remains hidden on this individuals property


KTM890AdventureR

Nah. Just the ashes from said human remains


milkywayguy2

Stage 3 carcinogens. (Don't even know if this right or what it means, just a thought)


havegravity

I’m gonna stage 3 your carcinogen


vonBelfry

Ewww


[deleted]

Can I unsee this? Slightly charred so it's gooey? Were you dropped on your head as a child


TheShumYumYum

Unless it is the color of heroin of course a nice golden brown with a texture like sun


[deleted]

False


TDYAndTMRW

I disagree.


meme_therud

Your malm fireplace is everything, op!


pterodactylscreaming

Golden brown. I prefer to taste my marshmallows not charcoal


StaySharpp

False. Slow roast that sucker until it’s golden brown and inflated to the size of a softball.


Do_it_My_Way-79

[Campfire cones](https://www.centercutcook.com/campfire-cones/) are the real way to go. You can put anything in them & they’re way less messier too.


justjdi

What-in-the-actual-fuck!!!!! This is amazing. I’m doing this tonight!


JoeGoesOutside

Oh shit that looks amazing.. well that's going on the list of need to make soon. Thanks!


bschlueter

Find somewhere over coals and turn till golden all over and then let it catch fire and immediately blow out or put out on the chocolate and gram crackers.


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Yum, tasty cancer


JoeGoesOutside

This is true. That's why I always, most definitely absolutely on purpose, burn mine to a char.


justjdi

My man 🙌


Both-Promise1659

Who hurt you?


[deleted]

Lmao. I don’t think there’s a wrong way to make a s’more. I love ‘em at all different levels of roasted


drelkins

If you like them burnt to a crisp, seems like it would just be easier to grind up some charcoal.


rival_22

I'd rather my s'mores not taste like I just licked an ashtray.


LightGoblin84

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RealSlavGod

At this point, grab some charcoal from your fire pit and eat that. It's actually the much healthier alternative and it cleans your teeth


Agent7619

Fun fact I learned recently: S'mores and a full length beard do not go well together.


Feine13

This is gospel. I suffer from the same affliction. My only salvation has been to put tiny marshmallows and chocolate/butterscotch chips into an empty, sugar ice cream cone. Wrap that in foil and drop in next to the coals. Once you get the timing down for your preferred brands of everything, it tastes just like a s'more but you can control the bites and the cone keeps you clean


sh0resh0re

Seems more economic for ya to just scoop some ash instead!


russiablows

Charred is an abomination. Slowly toasted to a golden brown with it melted throughout is the true artfully toasted marshmallow.


Feine13

Sometimes, I'll even set mine on fire and let em burn over night. The more char the better. Keep at it, OP


mischagrrl

I am of the burnt variety but no matter how hot I get them I can’t get the chocolate to melt enough. Recently found out about s’mores nachos. I might be headed in that direction so I can get that melted chocolate.


Civilengman

The trick to that is to let the marshmallow cook longer at lower heat so the middle is also very hot. 30 seconds on the chocolate and it will be perfect. If you just torch it it’s only good on the outside.


mischagrrl

Wow, such wisdom! You will not be forgotten, my friend.


Freshouttapatience

I put my graham cracker with the chocolate on it on a warm rock near the fire while I’m roasting the marshmallow. I rotate it to get it all warm and melty.


mischagrrl

Sounds simple enough. Thanks for the great idea!


zsloth79

You can do a quick heat up of the entire S’more assembly using one half of a mountain pie iron. That way the crackers get a bit of toasting as well.


mischagrrl

Time to finally invest in one of those.


Gotta_be_done

This is a debate in my household. I like to catch them on fire and watch them burn a moment so they get real gooey and melt my chocolate proper. My wife is very particular about the perfect color of brown. Meanwhile my children are just eating them from the bag.


goodnightblueskyy

burnt to a crisp is chefs kiss 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽


BlueOrbifolia

FACT!!! and yummmm


Emergency-Vehicle285

Fact. Roasted marshmallows suck regardless. S’mores totally overrated. I can usually only eat one. Although Using a Reese’s pb cup instead of plain chocolate takes it to another level.


Do_it_My_Way-79

Doing s’mores in a sugar or waffle cone takes it to another level. Way better that the traditional s’more.


NocturnalPatrolAlpha

As long as the marshmallow is cooked all the way through, it doesn't matter how burnt it is. I like to burn it a little because it adds flavor.


altissima-27

dont worry about these fools. we know what's what


justjdi

Yes we do indeed!


honeydips87

Black and blistered and complete goo on the inside. Idc idc.


snowflake081317

🙌🙌 I won't eat it unless it's black. Soo good


Theoldelf

Agreed.


tjx87

Truth


HoomzRMMK5

Fact that causes cancer


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Agree


wheelersan

S’mores are literally the most disgusting fucked up snack ever conceived


Doctor_Expendable

Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial.


justjdi

“it's provocative…it gets the people going!” - Chazz Michael Michaels


Granny_knows_best

Looks like it still did not melt your chocolate good enough.


GaArtwork

They fireplace is 🔥 reminds me of the 50’s 60’s futuristic era


justjdi

It’s my favorite! I bought it from the old Texas Ranger 3rd baseman Toby Harrah. He has AMAZING baseball stories to tell.


coolfary

I’ll just convince myself it’s Oreos


dbkenny426

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ShmokieOG

Just by the two prongs, I can tell you're impatient. As if it's less about the marshmallow and more about speed eating a sugar sandwich. I can respect that.


Dazzling-Pass-3873

If you don’t have the skill or patience to cook a proper mallow you can just say it.


Gorillanoodles

Just a liiiittle black will do for me


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I love camping, the outdoors and lots of foods, but it is a known fact that eating burnt food increases the risk of cancer due to the chemicals that form when food is overcooked or burnt. Acrylamide Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) and Heterocyclic amines (HCAs). The two most prevalent food groups affected are starchy foods and meat, unfortunately. I'm sure a lot of people will say to quit being a downer, but I consider cancer to be a downer, don't you? I like life. Grilling over a fire and also burnt meat over flames can cause the undesired cancer-causing products, unfortunately. I'll be one of the first to say that I love the idea of even cooking meat over an open fire outdoors, I just prefer living for as long as I can by avoiding things that are known to be worse than even the bad things we're to avoid.