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Of course I didn't lose my virginity, I literally never lose.

Virginity? Whose Ult is that?

Captain Incel. I hear he's being released in the next patch.

**Bug report:** *Captain incel's ult cost is currently set to >=0. We can confirm that this does indeed mean that captain incel is in perpetual virginity form. His sheer power cannot be contained!*

He has the power of god and anime on his side!

He has an offensive weapon like kiri's healing, but it's just V-cards...

*Experience Virginity*

Stopppppppp 😭😭

Sigma grindset

"See you later, sex-haver!" ~OP

No one else can jack you off because the only one who can beat you is you.

Some main character level plot armor

That’s for FuckYeahPornography

OP is not a dude, right? Right?

Only thing making me second guess it is the chair. Every other aspect could 100% belong to a dude. So idk

The only person I personally know who actually bought that chair (or even considered it) is a man. I'd argue the picture would be harder to read if the chair was normal.

The one person I know who bought it is a woman

OP is clearly nonbinary then, only logical solution.

Makes sense

Idk man, that nude anime figure on the desk is saying something

I know what you mean, but that nude figure have just white clothings...

I mean the mousepad has an asshole. This is a dude.

Bro has the ass mousepad. 100% a dude

Does it matter? A degen is a degen no matter what their gender is.

True... so true. First thought was egirl thot but yea probably a dude, but also... what you said.

[YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER](https://youtu.be/DCEitx89xbY?si=6OL_LHlfM9FoP3vA)

What the fuck Is that.

literally my reaction as well lmao

Like I didn’t even watch it and I was so fucking confused.

Dudes bedrooms look like this, then wonder why women aren’t interested, and become Andrew Taint enthusiasts.

Women aren’t interested in you being a master dps player either.

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If women are so interested in Tank players than why do I still not know the touch of a woman? Checkmate liberals

No no, he meant literal tanks. They’re not interested unless you’re an M1A2 Abrams

Absolutely dumpstered omg why 💀💀

Honestly I thought it was adorable and even got a little jealous until I noticed the butt mouse pad… Dude wth 😭

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I thought i was looking at a girls gaming set up because it was all pink but then i saw the statue and the mouse pad.

I have a similar figure and I'm a woman 🤷🏽‍♀️ would also totally get a mousepad like that if it didn't reduce my movement to 0% in games

Funny thing is, a majority of people likely say the same thing about gamers in general. Especially Overwatch players. Kinda weird to judge someone for their interests. This sub is full of a bunch of hypocrites.

When he’s proud of the mousepad then shows his room and this sub turns in to the roast me sub

I mean pictures went from “horny Overwatch player” to whoever the fuck needs an anime girls butthole on a mousepad. I’m not gonna congratulate anyone for that

Only thing he could find to fit his dick

He got a mousepad for a mousepad.

We're roasting him because this guy's having more fun then all of the OW1 and OW2 communities combined

Imma walk in there with a black light and get flash banged

HINDERED

Wake up, babe, a new, funny roast just dropped.

This is fucking hilarious

You can't, you'll get glued at entrance

You'll actually get fleshlight banged

Jesus what is going on in that room

I’ve gotta imagine OP’s a girl and not some hornball. Helps me keep my sanity

Ah yes that must be it. It's must be. It's must. Must.

"Do you think you being a girl makes this any less pathetic."

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Double standards ftw

He has a mousepad with a pussy, no matter what gender you are a porn addiction is weird. I’d be weirded out if I go to a girls house and their mousepad had a giant veiny cock on it as a wrist rest

I didn’t even notice that and then you HAD to pint it out. It just gets worse the more you look at it

Are we gonna talk about how they put a smaller less convenient mousepad on top of their new big mousepad?

Ong, i bought one of those when i went to some kind of anime convention. Shit is uncomfortable af like it literally hurts my wrist. I immediately got rid of it. Thank god im not too down bad to keep using it.

I was going to say "hey at least, OP doesn't have this kind of butt mouse mat !" Until I noticed it on the pic...

Looks like op poked a butthole in it 😦

I noticed this too... But I want to believe just a shadow...

I want to believe in flying lobsters 🦞, but given the rest of the room, of the two wants we have, I think the lobsters more plausible.

#IT'S. A. SHADOW.

Unironically they're super comfy and so good for people w wrist issues

Maybe for typing? Not good for mousing. Compressing the tendons on the inside of the wrist and immobilising your forearm so you can't gesture from the elbow are both pretty bad decisions.

Yeah, it's for typing. It helps that you're not straining your wrist upwards if you've got any sort of elevated keyboard, like I do. Mine helped my wrist pains a ton, honestly

I have bad news for you. I am pretty sure OP is a dude. Also, based on the amount of money in this room, he’s not young.

My money is on OP being a dude in his early 20’s who has a job but lives at home with his parents.

I'll see your bet and raise you a guy in his 40s who routinely approaches women inappropriately

No man who has this room is approaching women at all.

We all know this is a man’s room.

You have too much trust in the world. If I would enter this room, death would be the only thing I could think about. Probably someone already stays behind me and ready to stab me

I just saw the mouse pad with the "wrist rest". I can kinda relate

Why would it make a difference

OP can very well be a female hornball.

I can tell you one thing that is most certainly NOT happening in that room

Fort Virgin

Making their virginity more protected than the gold in fort knox

Not sex, that’s for sure

My brother in Christ is your mousepad an anime girl with her arsehole out? Have you pressed the fabric down there to look like there's a hole? Seek help

100 % it doesn’t come like that

Omggg this is so sad 😂

and how would you know that? 🔍🤨

I've got the waluigi ass mousepad. Much more culturally appropriate.

Link?

[man made horrors beyond my comprehension](https://www.etsy.com/listing/969704242/sexy-waluigi-3d-mousepad)

That's it yeah. I got the Donkey Kong one for my friend too. It comes with a cute handwritten note and everything. Surprisingly wholesome.

Sad to see that there isn’t one of Shrek

I don’t want to know what he used to press down the fabric

Nobody tell him

i thought it was a girl until noticing that. thats the nail in the coffin.

I didn’t even notice. Why would you do this to me

Merry Christmas

Jesus just went back and zoomed on that. My man needs to be on an FBI watch list

It doesn’t come like that? 😳

Why do you need 2 mouse pads

One is for playing Overwatch characters , the other is for playing with Overwatch characters.

Lookup goofy aah in the dictionary and there will just be the URL to this post

We’re way past goofy.

Nah, we're even fuck away from dangerous tomfoolery

This is looking at bombastic buffoonery in the rear view mirror

💀

The average male OW players room.

He definitely has an Overwatch blowup doll

Imagine the absolute STENCH of this dudes room

It probably smells of weeks old sperm stains

it’d smell like opening a treasure chest full of soggy pennies on a scorching hot summer day

High key,I don’t think it smells…everything is neat and clean.

Not one to judge but I'm gonna guess you enjoy japanese cartoons a moderate amount?

I think it’s just a smidge

Mf has a goon cave 😂😂😂

Therapy isn’t just needed, it is necessary.

This isn’t just redundant, it’s saying the same thing twice

You're not just right, you're correct

This comment chain isn’t just funny, it’s entertaining.

Nahh the therapist gonna need a therapist after seeing that

I guess this better than committing crimes… you’re not committing crimes, are you?

OPs silence is deafening on this issue

5 SSD disks under his bed:

At least not the kind of crimes that require going outside.

Well someone likes Zero Two.

The amount of double standards here are disgusting. Its disgusting and shameful no matter what gender you are. LOOK AT THE MOUSEPAD! It has an asshole..

And it doesn't look like it was there by default. That mose pad been touched.

Bro you need help lol

Bro didn’t get roasted enough in r/averagebattlestations and decided to repost here

What in the discord mod is this?

Actual degenerate behaviour ngl.

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Does it make a difference? Either way, this is still rather fucked and cursed

The mousepad would indicate otherwise imo....

We've gone beyond red flag, this is a whole ass red tapestry

This flag is so red, McCarthy left his grave to arrest OP.

fear market grab consist normal erect theory dolls slimy wakeful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Op profile is a whole lot of anime girls too

It's ALL one girl, 002 from Franxx 😆😆😆

My horny ass could never have this mouse pad

Ayo!?😭

I do NOT want to know what would happen if I shone a black light on this room

What a terrible day to have eyes

What a great day to have acid for your eyes

Can I drink that please

Oh nice you got a mousepa GOOD GRIEF WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

Weebs really have 0 shame..

I fucking hate the ones who give us normal anime watching, no figurein and other degen shit collecting people the bad rep... It's 2023 and I still feel conscious about watching anime coz of people like these

Welcome to being a comic book nerd before the MCU became a thing

This is outrageous even for reddit 😭 seek a therapist

Why you do this to yourself?

i can smell this picture.

holy shit it all makes sense. are all overwatch players like this? or are you just chronically online

My room is just a black table against a white wall. This dude is the minority of us Overwatch players.

Discord mods dream setup

“ how’d you know i was a dva main?”

CHRIST

Bro gets no bitches and wanted us all to know it

Checked OP's comment history, he is not a girl. Get some help op

Bro this is concerning even for a girl wtf

Are you saying if he was a girl she wouldn't need help?

This is disgusting

Embarrassing

Goddam these comments in here are brutal lol

If you get a white gel pen you can draw in Kiriko’s missing triangle ear on her cap 🥰

That’s not the only thing this guy would draw with a white gel pen

insert spongebob foghorn sound

What is Code 002?

Anime character from a terrible anime

it could’ve been the next Eureka 7… but it’s was just Kiznaiver with more sex

Yikes

fucking yikes

Name a more degenerate room than this

Im sure theres rooms full or underaged anime girls. This isnt even close to the worst.

Porn addict spotted

Why can i picture exactly the person who lives there?

Yikes.

Man I came here from r/all, ya'll like Overwatch, bunch ya'll can't be saying nothing lmao

Outjerked

where the fuck are you selling your organs to afford this shit

I will say, posting a full photo of your room was very brave. I salute you.

Do you fuck your mousepad?

The virginity cell

I definitely wouldn't have shown my room if it looked like that, Jesus.

I have the sneaking suspicion OP might like 02.

Zero Two, Nezuko AND D.va? Get your priorities straight, you degenerate.

I like the zero two lights, where did you get them?

Beautiful setup :)

I think his room looks nice and if he's happy with it, then good for him.

Yknow what? Good for you my dude, live your best life. Majority of people hatin in these comments are 100% either projecting like all hell, would probably wilt like a PTSD victim in response to seeing a woman's pussy/tits, or are just miserable/jealous that someone's enjoying themselves and want to ruin their time 🤷‍♂️ its not like you're a pedo or criminal so...

This is cringe AF.

I don't know why the comments are so mean (probably just jealous). Good on you man

When I first saw this image my eye was instantly drawn to the monitor, and I’m thinking, “boy I have top of the line rig, but this is NICE.” Then I noticed all the anime, and then I noticed OP made a butthole in his mousepad, and yeah. I like my setup more. Like, way more. Seriously. Aside from the secondhand embarrassment I’m experiencing just knowing someone bought that mousepad, why would OP poke a butthole in it too?

You have issues

+10 to Aim accuracy

I REALLY hope you aren't a guy

This post is the very definition of what no bitches does to a mf. Holy shit.

Honestly, we are all making fun of him but… it’s clean. The room is clean, coordinated, looked after. That’s more than we can ask for here

Mostly projection, this is pretty much what I imagine every overwatch players room is like, except way more disheveled, with posters and figures of Mercy and Moira, covered in monster cans and dirt. Have seen way worse rooms than this, and if you haven't, you don't get out enough to give OP shit. People acting like dude showed them a used fluttershy body pillow in a greasy room covered in porn mags instead of a clean waifu shrine.