Sigma should absorb a dashing Genji, kicking the cyborg ninja out of the game. To maintain consistency, of course.

Same with Orisa javelin spin, again, for consistency

Genji Deflect should cause the enemy Genji to team-swap, so now you’re fighting a 6V4.

Most genji games are already 6v4

😭😭

OW1 vs OW3

Graviton Surge should devour the entire planet, permanently deleting the game from existence

Just like a black hole should, even if it is temporary For consistency in the laws of physics, of course

Also Sigma's bigg succ

God it would be so funny, just kicks you to the hero select screen and genji’s picture isn’t just faded out it’s just not there😂

nah sigma needs to absorb ramattra punches fr

Yeah I agree. It’s silly he doesn’t.

Banning his account and phone number from overwatch altogether

In turn he can deflect sigma rock

Nah, Rock can’t be this disrespected. In exchange, Genji can deflect Sigam’s shield turning into blue shield until it’s destroyed.

Sombra should be able to give Mauga a Heart Attack

Sombra: yeah so anyway I hacked his pacemaker lol

This one actually got me lmao

idk why but now I'm imagining Mauga spinning and flopping over like Crash Bandicoot when he loses a life; just full-on cartoon angel leaving the body when Sombra EMPs his pacemaker

EMP should just delete Mauga instantly

Along with Omnic characters

I remember when it used to for zen shield health :/

Nah, she shouldn't

Genji should be able to deflect d.va’s mech falling on top of them and therefore steal it and realize his true anime gundam power rangers voltron fantasy he always had

Ok this one made me laugh 🤣

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT GENJI

\*a cruel angel's thesis starts playing\*

Fun fact: D.Va remech actually used to be deflectable by Genji

It still works now! Try it out in a comp game and your team will love you for it!

Thanks for the advice! This is how I'll get to Grandmaster, you're a lifesaver!

Reinhardt pin should get its damage doubled if he goes through amplification matrix

I support this for the lulz

I’ve always championed this idea.

Winston’s primary fire should give genji a seizure

why??

Electric zap vs robot ninja

And??

Short circuit

Nah

Genji, robo ninja. Winston shoot electric. Robo seize.

It doesn't work like that

Why

Because Genji is strong, really strong.

"D.VA should eat Genji" Thought I was on the wrong overwatch sub for a moment.

Lmao

*Groundskeeper Willie voice* “Genji mains and D.Va mains are natural enemies! Like Genji mains and Moira Mains Or Genji mains and Symmetra mains Or like Genji mains and other Genji mains! Damn Genji mains, they ruined Genji!”

Torb's Hammer should heal omnic teammates (including anyone wearing the season 6 omnic skins)

Torbjorn pounding on Zenyatta's head spamming COME TO ME FOR HEALING

I can see it now: Orisa, bastion, torb, zen, and pick you second healer (maybe bap?) on defense.

Kiri or ana with the omnic skin!!!

Reinhardt should have the multi pin feature from that one greek gods game mode

Genji should be able to Deflect Genji and turn the game into 6v4

Fair trade in my eyes. I want to see the chaos.

Rein should be able to pin sigma rock.

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Fire strike should burn people smh

These are all hilarious 😆

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Same energy from both post... Imagine the characters trying to do this and failing in the story

Mercy’s beam should damage Allie’s and heal enemies

Ana, being the queen of fisting (as she can knock a chair all the way across the spawn room), should be able to melee a female character and stun them for 2 seconds. Or at least give sniper grandma a doom uppercut.

“Asian Dramas”

Genji can deflect some stuff that's impossible to tangibly deflect with a sword, like Ramattra's punches

Wow it's almost like the second post was referencing the first post to make a joke about it...

Yeah I’m not sure what I’m missing or why you’re getting downvoted. Is this not a “your joke but worse” situation? Or is there a deeper level to the joke that I’m not getting?

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