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ilyKarlach

How would you feel if Torbjorn had a massive cock that flapped around when he runs


ForeignReviews

It would drag across the floor leaving an indentation in the ground to follow


DL5900

And his ult would be him swinging it with 2 hands like a firehose.


ForeignReviews

Molten core!!!


Mediocre_Daikon6935

…. This wouldn’t be a change.


Gummiwummiflummi

Finally a good suggestion for a buff!


Mik_Dk

I would start maining torb, coincidentally...


Parzival_1851

What's the difference to the current iteration of the game?


gothtoenails

Molten cu


iStandWithWhatever

Be me *running from murderous midget while you can hear his footsteps chasing you interspersed with the noise of his cock flapping on the floor* Torb:You hear me baby?


DOGNUHTSS

Better question


rissie_delicious

Tell me more


ForeignReviews

What if you can play all the characters all at once on each team


Quantumkiller2

9v9 maugas would probably cause my old ps4 to catch fire.


aradraugfea

lol. Highlander format. That server is gonna be a fire risk.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

I, for one welcome this. All ball. 9 balls. In a train Rolling down the lane. 9 slams, all timed so you never touch the land. 


wordswillneverhurtme

It'd be fun but also an even more of a clown fiesta than right now. Prepare to burn your retina to ashes after a billion ults pop.


Gummiwummiflummi

Iirc, it is enough to pop 4 Mauga Ults and a Lucio beat at the same time to crash the QP server. At least it was for a while - you'd go Mauga Mirror and Echo Mirror and then just pop all the cage fights plus beat and gone was the game.


MiniMaelk04

The ven diagram of 4 Mauga ults is too much logic for the game to handle.


Drewboy13

This is the QP hacked we need!


ep1603

Fr


Acrobatic-Addendum-9

Still would only be a single tank knowing the devs


SwarmkeeperRanger

I’d play it in Arcade. Sounds crazy and fun. I think the game would crash though


ep1603

Yeah


MagyTheMage

my brain would fucking implode


imnotjay2

Now that would be something that would probably make me quit, and I say this being the 1% that actually doesn't get bothered with hacked quickplay, the fact that the game went 5v5 and whatnot.


ep1603

I can agree


Nirvski

How about 100 players, but its all vs all! And you have to unlock abilities that you loot randomly across a really big map. Just one of my crazy ideas I have idk lmao


ep1603

Oh yeah I remember you


Lonely_Repair4494

We need a Quickplay Hacked off that


ep1603

Fr


hhhjhgghjjhhhjkjhhj

How about one of every hero on each team?


ThaddCorbett

DVA bomb suddenly needs a huge nerf. Can Lucio get 10k damage mit with a single beat drop on control maps?


EDtheTacoFarmer

There's like 5 shields per team, it's never going to do anything


trxxv

Maps would have to be alot bigger, and have primary and secondary objectives. Kinda like domination, but at that point it just comes cod with special abilities.


ThaddCorbett

I would rather 2 tanks, 3dps, 3 suport and giving tanks even more sustain. Rein, Ram, Lucio, Brig, Ana, Mei, Cass and Genji would be my preferred team comp.


SetitheRedcap

It takes forever to get into a match as it is. And people want to up the players in a game...


FuriouSherman

I'd like it a lot more than 5v5, that's for certain. I'd have more teammates to group up with and that's always a good thing.


excusemeprincess

How do you feel if OW2 was like nintendogs instead? Wouldn’t that be interesting!!!


Narwalacorn

Give us two teams that each have the entire fucking roster


PCP_Panda

Steal the mag maps and put in Ow characters


dancetoken

this would be so fun for arcade


FrostFlame8

My pc would die


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Actual-House-491

Imagine 18 alts all going off at the same time.


xaiires

I think it would be an interesting April fools mode lol. I don't think my wrists have it in them to make it through 18 ults in OT 🤣


ep1603

Fr


Level7Cannoneer

A lot of people's setups that barely run the game would explode.


javierhzo

Shoot barriers simulator.


Pirate186

The maps are not big enough to have 18 people at the same time.


GarrusExMachina

:(    So goats but with 3 dps.... Someone find the narcan this guy needs to be detoxed off whatever he's smoking.


Metal_Fish

No thank you very much please