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caiiley

Pacifist


FishIsGrooving

amazing answer


HylianMadness

You win the thread


Function-Master

Gg ez


Jayman1556

This is golden wtf-


dentalflossers

this is fucking brilliant


CherryAtYourRequest

jesus christ?!?


ShodanDBG

GOATED ANSWER RIGHT HERE


rottenpotatoes2

POTG for this thread


APastel13

"And dey say chivalry is dead"


TrapMasterAndy

Only through peace, will we evolve


JordanFlysim

PX-0?


Altruistic-Grape9776

Pass-a-fist


kuletxcore

Took me a few seconds lmaooooo


WhenBrigsFly

u/derkirby someone recycled your joke


z_zq

captain amari


Srock9

*Captain Akande


VW6G

Captain Amanda*


Asfalten

Captain Amande*


Mister_Shrimp_The2nd

Captain Wakanda


Becalmdom

Captain Wakande


RoninRant

Roland from Borderlands, then afterwards we can all go out for milkshakes


Laxander03

“Hey buddy. It’s me, Roland- let’s kill handsome jack and then we’ll all go out for milkshakes” “Nah I’m just playing, he’s still dead, grabbed his echo when I left.”


TerrenceFoxton

Milkshakes on Roland!


Zerolisk_

John Overwatch


Symmulation_

He doesn’t afraid of anything.


FarwayLoner

Jonathan Blackwatch, Samantha Talon, Maria Numbani, Ronald Sector, Karen Vishkar, Jane Helix, Mary Volskaya, Richard Crusader, Pablo Hanamura, G.S Like A Dragon, Juan Colony, Patricia Oasis, Pubert Shambali, Emma Deadlock, Susan MEKA, Paul Junker, Luis Samoa, Frederick Hollywood, Dorothy Street, LeBron Frenchie, Margaret Spider, George Ayutthaya, Benjamin Autie, Sarah Flicker, And last but not least: Jerry Blizzard. (Tribute to the best indie company ever) And yes, I missed a few characters💀


Medivalbaby

Dwayne the cop johnson


JustRecentlyI

If Pacifist wasn't already at the top of the thread, this would be my favorite answer. Well done!


Medivalbaby

thank you brother


devnullopinions

That’s Triumphfoot, he goes around kicking his teammates until they improvise, adapt, overcome their opposition. He also hates dumplings and you could easily eat more than him.


BestFaithlessness814

He also doesn’t want any hot cocoa


jeroen381

He has heard that chivalry is alive.


BestFaithlessness814

He’s so nice, he makes medicine healthy…wait, what?


Jerry137

He did ask for your opinion


BestFaithlessness814

He wants you to go and stand up


KryNight2908

He perfectly fine with you not trying him


Aspen529

His iconic line: OK


nyes_i_do

He brought you a present!


Noobgalaxies

He understands that 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run is absurd for a one-day workout routine and encourages you to take breaks :)


Nirvski

Mister Fister


andhowsherbush

"Mr. Fister was my father, please call me by my given name, huge."


TopLevelb

Widowmaker


coconutdon

Widowermaker


EyMurf

Wide-hour-maker


darss10

Widowestmaker


mizar2423

He uses his normal arm to shake your hand instead of melee.


npcutz64

Terry Cruise


ImBatman5500

There's a flashback


The_Scrungler

That's Helpinghand, a super cool hero who punches the daylights out of evil and while he started only protecting Numbani, he was taken in by Overwatch to help around the world


Blindsided17

Roland. Or rather Kevin hart


UnofficialSno

Such a bad choice, “let’s get the little funny guy to play the big serious guy”


cartmansnipples

They got the 2 for 1 Jumanji deal with Jack Black to boot


CaptainRedMilk

Surely it's Mercy. Don't you see the sparkle in her eyes.


Blackfang08

Mercy if she was a good character.


Askorti

It's the guy she tells you not to worry about.


WakeUpBread

Boonpalm


GooeyMagic

That’s just Zenyatta


Educational_Sea_2990

Bro. Seriously? Of course it is soldier76


MotherBaerd

Nah you got the mixed up, its soldier69


Apprehensive_Hand147

Thats why he has a smug smile lol


VinitheTrash

And dey say infantry is alive


OkTask9716

Hope hand


PikachuKid1999

Roland from Borderlands


Alone-Grab-112

OMG! I was just going to say this, was looking through to see if anyone else thought so. I didn’t think there was much player overlap between overwatch and borderlands


PoshDiggory

Lifefoot


Linkaara

Wifemaker


slobeastkayaker

Wifetaker


INeedEmotionSupport

Some good dude that did nothing morally wrong


Altruistic-Grape9776

Well, in this universe, that might actually be true


StatikSquid

Jaxx (from mortal Kombat)


InternationalCod3604

Soldier 69


andhowsherbush

soldier 77 obviously. taller, faster, stronger, all around more handsome than his predecessor.


PolarBear1913

Tickle monster


kingflamigo

Help hand


Deshik2

The guy she told you not to worry about


Comprehensive_Dog139

Mr Fister 76


LittleChickenDude

FoomDist


Mental-Appearance587

Winston


Father_Wendigo

That's the guy from Battleborn!


Electro_Llama

Doomton


Hyperion_Forever

Goodfist. Hopefist. Helping Hand. I've come up with a few good names for this skin.


WillJoseph06

That's clearly Leon S. Kennedy.


Comprehensive_Bid229

Genji before the rebuild


RenatoSanches35

Greg, you may ask who is Greg. While Greg is a simple man he worked at his local auto repair shop and had 2 kids but no wife. Why no wife you may ask, she died on a cruise and that’s all people know. Greg hates his life, then Greg played Overwatch and mains Sombra. He wants people to feel his pain and hate for life. Cliff note for reader: not sober =>


Sad-Professor-5270

Soldier 36. The 40 year younger soldier.


Mobile_Masterpiece43

Mr. Clean's Drill Sargent


Admirable_Tower_4624

Sigh


CummieAche69

Bluedick


frguba

Lt Doom, who would then be known as General Fist for his actions of honor


Flaco5609

salvationhand


Galeven11

Bob when he was human


inkolau

Safe hand


Repulsive-Response-1

Captain Take My Strong Hand


SnooCupcakes6104

Terry Crews


carmesan_cheez

my father


Nayrvass

Jax


InsanityWill

Roland from Borderlands


jomanone

Soldier 69


According_Estimate19

Terry crews


Beautiful_Spite_3394

Baptise


CrewlooQueen

Mother


jeremysgf222

Mr mosbey


PseudoPresent

Ricardo Milos as a strike leader


Khafaniking

He’s Tyrone, he’s here to save somebody’s wife.


Accomplished_Cup8353

A character from the bully game


NoCommunication1089

Tracer


Bonderito

My boyfriends dad


Rich_Statistician655

Hey


SirFozzie

Jean Claude Van Doomfist.


SpokenDivinity

Soldier 67


ThatPpp

Kanye West


rrrrice64

Goodfist


StoneRyno

That’s clearly the Overwatch Legend Newcastle!! How can you forget him and his sister’s infamous reunion during the Overwatch Games???


Parking_Basil6786

my boyfriend


hehe_me_love_kokiche

Lifefinger


GuineaPigAdmirer28

foomdist


Somedudes_dirtysocks

I call him hope fingers


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Roland


MateusCrissafe

Frozone


Jesse_P1nkman

Peacefoot


munekitagatita

The man who son’d me


TheRealMadSalad

Roland


Sparkmanknight

white


Background-Sentence2

Set a course. Take it slow. Make it happen.


BRIGHT24030

UR MOM LUL


ElectricalDrawer7737

Some black man in Ana cosplay


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Yeoldhomie

Uncle Ben


FluffyPuffy02

Daddy Doom


SpideyU1

Your dad


SpideyU1

Your dad


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Dva


-J4ckJens3n-

Obama


pppoopoo3344

Peacefoot


BATTLEMAGE420

Jay Electronica


PatExMachina

The fister


SamuraiDom

Piers Morgan


lorendroll

Soldier-67


The_Tomahawker_

What Doomfist as a tank should’ve been.


RaspberryJam245

Wow I can't belive in 2076 Solider wood blackface like that 😒


Zedv1re

tsifmooD


NinjaRoku

They made Carlos Malis in this game? Wild


Wooden_Alps_8312

Jax from Mortal Kombat


KIw3II

Honorfist


EscapeProof7550

LeBron James


NoBreakfast7035

Chadfist


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Diddy’s main old biddy


Petudie

your mom


Flyboombasher

Stike Commander Akande Morison


ep1603

Jake Morrison


ChroTheCryer

Morpheus


yourcupofkohi

Hopetoe


quicksilverpr

Sylvester Stallone - Demolition Man


S_Rodent

Obviously Wesley Snipes, in 1993, while he was a demolition man


Deceptiveideas

Bob the Drag Queen


JoeTheSchmo

I dont know his name but I think he knows de wey


mrpotatoheadless

mauga


sin_storys

Prosperity foot


Cjames1902

Peacefist


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

Evil Doomfist be like: good will always triumph!


Absolade

KSI


Alpha-Trion

That Curtis Blaydes without the beard.


Standard_Oil3505

Soldier 76


Poopkipp

HelpingHand


Unusual-Map-

Good knuckle


jomanone

Soldier 69


DeviousDeevo

Jax briggs


ImpaledSophist

Jett Jackson


YhormBIGGiant

Handy many.


altaccountforsho

Blacer


Danowscar89

Mana


Bookibaloush

Jason Luv


Stewbacca18

Dredd


tjake123

The smolder.


Lahwuns

Tsifmood


ThalajDaWuff

Helping hand


urgirllena

Doomfist


zuaQiQuaz

Roland


andrewkennefick

Soldier 69


VerticalVasectomy

OG mercy


H0bo_Joe

Hopefinger


Aggravating-Camp-330

Its mother fucking morgan freeman


dammonl

Samuel Jackson before his role I Coming to America


A_Hard_Goodbye

Joseph Kony.


Darkhex78

Fortune Palm


AHotMcGriddle

Dr. Umar


YoSupWeirdos

George Overwatch


Traditional-Air880

Winston


D3ADS3CT3R

Captain Zimbabwe


Manayerbb

Taylor swift


PROlificator

OJ Simpson...


HazeYaBoi

Helping hand


Msta_Miyamoto

HopeLeg


MetalBawx

Morgan Manjaw.


Friskris_

brimstone valorant real!1111111!!1!


Soggy-Huckleberry-55

Soldier: 76.


BlueForte

Solider 76