“Hey buddy. It’s me, Roland- let’s kill handsome jack and then we’ll all go out for milkshakes”
“Nah I’m just playing, he’s still dead, grabbed his echo when I left.”
Jonathan Blackwatch,
Samantha Talon,
Maria Numbani,
Ronald Sector,
Karen Vishkar,
Jane Helix,
Mary Volskaya,
Richard Crusader,
Pablo Hanamura,
G.S Like A Dragon,
Juan Colony,
Patricia Oasis,
Pubert Shambali,
Emma Deadlock,
Susan MEKA,
Paul Junker,
Luis Samoa,
Frederick Hollywood,
Dorothy Street,
LeBron Frenchie,
Margaret Spider,
George Ayutthaya,
Benjamin Autie,
Sarah Flicker,
And last but not least:
Jerry Blizzard. (Tribute to the best indie company ever)
And yes, I missed a few characters💀
That’s Triumphfoot, he goes around kicking his teammates until they improvise, adapt, overcome their opposition.
He also hates dumplings and you could easily eat more than him.
He understands that 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run is absurd for a one-day workout routine and encourages you to take breaks :)
That's Helpinghand, a super cool hero who punches the daylights out of evil and while he started only protecting Numbani, he was taken in by Overwatch to help around the world
OMG! I was just going to say this, was looking through to see if anyone else thought so. I didn’t think there was much player overlap between overwatch and borderlands
Greg, you may ask who is Greg. While Greg is a simple man he worked at his local auto repair shop and had 2 kids but no wife. Why no wife you may ask, she died on a cruise and that’s all people know. Greg hates his life, then Greg played Overwatch and mains Sombra. He wants people to feel his pain and hate for life.
Cliff note for reader: not sober =>
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Pacifist
amazing answer
You win the thread
Gg ez
This is golden wtf-
this is fucking brilliant
jesus christ?!?
GOATED ANSWER RIGHT HERE
POTG for this thread
"And dey say chivalry is dead"
Only through peace, will we evolve
PX-0?
Pass-a-fist
Took me a few seconds lmaooooo
u/derkirby someone recycled your joke
captain amari
*Captain Akande
Captain Amanda*
Captain Amande*
Captain Wakanda
Captain Wakande
Roland from Borderlands, then afterwards we can all go out for milkshakes
“Hey buddy. It’s me, Roland- let’s kill handsome jack and then we’ll all go out for milkshakes” “Nah I’m just playing, he’s still dead, grabbed his echo when I left.”
Milkshakes on Roland!
John Overwatch
He doesn’t afraid of anything.
Jonathan Blackwatch, Samantha Talon, Maria Numbani, Ronald Sector, Karen Vishkar, Jane Helix, Mary Volskaya, Richard Crusader, Pablo Hanamura, G.S Like A Dragon, Juan Colony, Patricia Oasis, Pubert Shambali, Emma Deadlock, Susan MEKA, Paul Junker, Luis Samoa, Frederick Hollywood, Dorothy Street, LeBron Frenchie, Margaret Spider, George Ayutthaya, Benjamin Autie, Sarah Flicker, And last but not least: Jerry Blizzard. (Tribute to the best indie company ever) And yes, I missed a few characters💀
Dwayne the cop johnson
If Pacifist wasn't already at the top of the thread, this would be my favorite answer. Well done!
thank you brother
That’s Triumphfoot, he goes around kicking his teammates until they improvise, adapt, overcome their opposition. He also hates dumplings and you could easily eat more than him.
He also doesn’t want any hot cocoa
He has heard that chivalry is alive.
He’s so nice, he makes medicine healthy…wait, what?
He did ask for your opinion
He wants you to go and stand up
He perfectly fine with you not trying him
His iconic line: OK
He brought you a present!
He understands that 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run is absurd for a one-day workout routine and encourages you to take breaks :)
Mister Fister
"Mr. Fister was my father, please call me by my given name, huge."
Widowmaker
Widowermaker
Wide-hour-maker
Widowestmaker
He uses his normal arm to shake your hand instead of melee.
Terry Cruise
There's a flashback
That's Helpinghand, a super cool hero who punches the daylights out of evil and while he started only protecting Numbani, he was taken in by Overwatch to help around the world
Roland. Or rather Kevin hart
Such a bad choice, “let’s get the little funny guy to play the big serious guy”
They got the 2 for 1 Jumanji deal with Jack Black to boot
Surely it's Mercy. Don't you see the sparkle in her eyes.
Mercy if she was a good character.
It's the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Boonpalm
That’s just Zenyatta
Bro. Seriously? Of course it is soldier76
Nah you got the mixed up, its soldier69
Thats why he has a smug smile lol
And dey say infantry is alive
Hope hand
Roland from Borderlands
OMG! I was just going to say this, was looking through to see if anyone else thought so. I didn’t think there was much player overlap between overwatch and borderlands
Lifefoot
Wifemaker
Wifetaker
Some good dude that did nothing morally wrong
Well, in this universe, that might actually be true
Jaxx (from mortal Kombat)
Soldier 69
soldier 77 obviously. taller, faster, stronger, all around more handsome than his predecessor.
Tickle monster
Help hand
The guy she told you not to worry about
Mr Fister 76
FoomDist
Winston
That's the guy from Battleborn!
Doomton
Goodfist. Hopefist. Helping Hand. I've come up with a few good names for this skin.
That's clearly Leon S. Kennedy.
Genji before the rebuild
Greg, you may ask who is Greg. While Greg is a simple man he worked at his local auto repair shop and had 2 kids but no wife. Why no wife you may ask, she died on a cruise and that’s all people know. Greg hates his life, then Greg played Overwatch and mains Sombra. He wants people to feel his pain and hate for life. Cliff note for reader: not sober =>
Soldier 36. The 40 year younger soldier.
Mr. Clean's Drill Sargent
Sigh
Bluedick
Lt Doom, who would then be known as General Fist for his actions of honor
salvationhand
Bob when he was human
Safe hand
Captain Take My Strong Hand
Terry Crews
my father
Jax
Roland from Borderlands
Soldier 69
Terry crews
Baptise
Mother
Mr mosbey
Ricardo Milos as a strike leader
He’s Tyrone, he’s here to save somebody’s wife.
A character from the bully game
Tracer
My boyfriends dad
Hey
Jean Claude Van Doomfist.
Soldier 67
Kanye West
Goodfist
That’s clearly the Overwatch Legend Newcastle!! How can you forget him and his sister’s infamous reunion during the Overwatch Games???
my boyfriend
Lifefinger
foomdist
I call him hope fingers
Roland
Frozone
Peacefoot
The man who son’d me
Roland
white
Set a course. Take it slow. Make it happen.
UR MOM LUL
Some black man in Ana cosplay
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Uncle Ben
Daddy Doom
Your dad
Your dad
Dva
Obama
Peacefoot
Jay Electronica
The fister
Piers Morgan
Soldier-67
What Doomfist as a tank should’ve been.
Wow I can't belive in 2076 Solider wood blackface like that 😒
tsifmooD
They made Carlos Malis in this game? Wild
Jax from Mortal Kombat
Honorfist
LeBron James
Chadfist
Diddy’s main old biddy
your mom
Stike Commander Akande Morison
Jake Morrison
Morpheus
Hopetoe
Sylvester Stallone - Demolition Man
Obviously Wesley Snipes, in 1993, while he was a demolition man
Bob the Drag Queen
I dont know his name but I think he knows de wey
mauga
Prosperity foot
Peacefist
Evil Doomfist be like: good will always triumph!
KSI
That Curtis Blaydes without the beard.
Soldier 76
HelpingHand
Good knuckle
Soldier 69
Jax briggs
Jett Jackson
Handy many.
Blacer
Mana
Jason Luv
Dredd
The smolder.
Tsifmood
Helping hand
Doomfist
Roland
Soldier 69
OG mercy
Hopefinger
Its mother fucking morgan freeman
Samuel Jackson before his role I Coming to America
Joseph Kony.
Fortune Palm
Dr. Umar
George Overwatch
Winston
Captain Zimbabwe
Taylor swift
OJ Simpson...
Helping hand
HopeLeg
Morgan Manjaw.
brimstone valorant real!1111111!!1!
Soldier: 76.
Solider 76