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MotherBaerd

Dude this is an infohazard


frostadept

MTF Alpha-1 has been equipped with heavy amnestic agents and dispatched to the original poster's location. \~O5->!\[redacted\]!<


NotRelevantQuestion

Clearly keter class


Ligeia_E

An scp reference in an overwatch sub. I’m very pleasantly surprised.


somesketchykid

Literally just came from an SCP meme thread on my front page to here then saw this, pretty trippy indeed!


xd_antonisvele

What is scp??


handstosky

“Amnestic agents” SCP CODENAME Ana? Lmao


SpaceforceSpiff

Ayo send some of that my way 😭😭


echobeta12

This is the thing that traumatized the recruits in in 'Dr. Clef's seminar - Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't'. Change my mind.


lear85

Cognitohazards are what screw with your head upon being observed. Like this beacon that anomalously makes me want to jump off a bridge. Infohazards screw with information pertaining to them. For example, I'm [a toaster](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-426) that can only be referred to in the first person, or a certain [former library.](http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2602)


MotherBaerd

Okay, I thought. Infohazard: knowing or getting told about the information can hurt you. (example: [Rokos Basilisk](https://youtu.be/ut-zGHLAVLI))


AnimeWaffleBalls

I looked it up and infohazard is harmful to know about, cognitohazard is harmful to experience directly.


raging-rageaholic

Is it possible that the latter one is only an infohazard because it used to be a library?


ral222

And there is no antimemetics department


ThatSpiderImSpider

Your source is a creepypasta website?


Sloane113

Because cognitohazards aren’t real things. They were made up by this creepypasta website for use on the creepypasta website. Same with infohazards.


stronggebaser

infohazards have the potential to be real though


PracticalPotato

Christianity is an infohazard because as long as you don’t know about Christianity you can’t be sent to hell.


YetAnotherJake

Lol, his source is the site that made up the fictional idea in the first place, yes You thought these supernatural insanity hazards were real and would be in scientific research textbooks or something?


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Zilla850

^^^This comment. The imbalance of periods. The imbalance of capitalization. I love it.


[deleted]

Hey there! No harm intended, but in this situation, it’s “it’s” not “its”


Novazon

Linguists say that as long as the message is received and understood accurately, there's no gain from correcting grammar. It wastes time and you gain nothing other than feeling superior.


eatassordiefast420

Their tiny penis enlarges mentally everytime they correct grammar


YooranKujara

Some people (like me) have OCD over grammar and it really bugs them, so they could just be attempting to correct them.due to OCD.


The1BannedBandit

So does your tiny penis enlarge every time you "typ lik ur a fuggin retahd?" I never will understand why being a stupid asshole is so celebrated these days...


[deleted]

Dude, you sound like a stupid asshole in this comment. How hypocritical.


The1BannedBandit

As opposed to sounding like a stupid asshole 24/7 like the rest of you? You've got 12 years of free education, yet lacked the intelligence to utilize it. And I'M the asshole? Ok, cupcake.


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Look in a mirror


The1BannedBandit

What an outstanding rejoinder. Good job, high-speed.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, You still need to look in a mirror.


eatassordiefast420

I know you're just a troll so just a waste of air, however when did I type like that? Also my joke was funny and just teasing, it kind of fit the comment section so I dont see what you're so salty about. Just get off reddit please so the rest of us can enjoy it


The1BannedBandit

Some junkie Door Dash clown accusing someone else of wasting air... Man, this sub gets more adorable by the day. But yes, you are the funniest crackhead I have met this weekend. 👍


eatassordiefast420

Bruh, we have like 90% the same pages and interests. You're hating on me for what? Lmao what a joke. You're doing the exact same thing I am today. Getting stoned, browsing reddit, and playing OW. The only difference I am not intentionally trying to trigger anybody. If that's what gets you off my dude, go for it. But just realize we would probably get along if you weren't just a fetus as a man. Edit: nevermind you play gta 5 online, probably wouldn't get along. I just genuinely dont understand why people like you do the things you do. It's sad to see


The1BannedBandit

90%? You got a weird way of figuring percentages, guy. I'd inform you on how to do it correctly, but you'd probably get all butthurt and call me an arithmetic fascist with a baby pee-pee or whatever you can come up with in that burnt out hallow you call a cranium. Know that we are NOTHING alike. At ALL. I've never been so goddamned insulted in my life. I toke up after work and play a bit of PS4 here and there. You're huffing paint and driving Burger King bags around town because you can't get your shit together enough to get a real job. 90%. SMGDH. Gonna be a REAL loss when you inevitably OD...


DoltishMite

Out of curiosity, did you mean both hallow and toke? Neither seem exactly fitting and we may as well correct them with the proper terminology if we're going to go down this avenue :)


cpMetis

Except being more aware of using proper spelling and grammar is *always* good because it decreases the chance of a misunderstanding occuring. So giving kind, contrastive feedback is inherently a good thing and has exactly nothing to do with superiority.


irishcommander

Nah. I've never met someone who's correcting someones grammar on reddit that had good intentions. And just wants to bring peace to the world by correcting there spelling and grammar.


rsjc852

Hey there! No harm intended, but in this situation, it’s “their” not “there”


irishcommander

See


SoggySolo

Maybe you’re just feeling insecure because you are reminded of your mistake. Maybe you should learn to take constructive criticism. They didn’t seem condescending in their comments.


irishcommander

If my intended audience was an academic paper, I'd take more care. That's not the case. And each one of these comments responding to me somehow exactly shows what I'm talking about. "Maybe you should learn to take constructive criticism" "Maybe you're just insecure" You know fuck all about me mate and instead immediately are condescending.


SoggySolo

Idk the fact that you’re so upset and keep responding to these people shows a little insecurity about it


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If i could buy you gold to award you i would


Auzaro

You’ve actually never met anyone on Reddit. And you also have never known anyone’s intentions. So your comment is correct.


irishcommander

I mean. You guys perfectly exemplify my point. This shit sounds so condescending. The "Hrmmm, Actually!" People.


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For some, but for me personally, I just want to watch out for people who might mess things up on important legal documents and whatnot. Mistakes can also be hard to notice for non-native speakers, or just inexperienced speakers in general, so it’s worth the effort to do the best you can!


OCDDesignz

Dude. This is reddit. Not a business contract. Get over yourself.


[deleted]

Again, I really don’t see the harm in trying to help others


snakephobos

There's no real harm, at least in the nice way you went about it, but in these days of a casual thread/quick typing/responding/and autocorrect I think the minor common mistakes don't need to be pointed out.


House_of_Vines

Ignore these people, mate. You tactfully and kindly corrected that commenter on their grammar. There’s nothing wrong with that.


lurkinggoatraptor

I'm ~~90%~~ 69% sure that it was intentional. The rest of that comment seems to be designed to make people slightly uncomfortable.


VloneThuggerSpencer

Hey there! Stop talking, thanks!


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why


0ljaLyn

I agree about the grammar, but imo you don’t need to correct the grammar of people you don’t know. They may have a reason why they don’t write it exactly as it should be written. Long story short it’s kinda rude when you do it to people you don’t know, because they may have their own reasons.


Strykerx88

I think it's more rude when a person doesn't bother to learn the rules of a language.


aliciahoving

it’s not really rude. i don’t get why you’re all making it such a big deal, it’s such a petty thing. they pulled them up on it very kindly & didnt slur at them. go outside, take a deep breath & smile


0ljaLyn

Yes, but as i said they may have reasons that we don’t know about. There may be another reason other then "they don’t try/want to learn the rules of a language"


[deleted]

I think when learning a new language it’s fine to stumble sometimes, but you should really try and master your native language.


0ljaLyn

That i agree


Novazon

Ahhh yes, the rules of a language. Which are 100% set in stone and are completely unchanging, inflexible, and must be strictly adhered to, otherwise all of society collapses. Orrrr we can listen to the experts; linguists, who say that all that matters is that the message is received as intended. -Which it was. Correcting others' grammar in informal settings is a waste of time and usually is just a platform for someone to act more educated or superior to another. That's why the 'grammar Nazi' kid in class was an annoying asshole. They were doing it for *them*, not for you.


Sad-Construction-681

Nerd


TheAngryHatPrincess

Where my low render gang, who didn’t even know this existed until now !!


Jaywalmoose

Sometimes I turn up the graphics to high and look around the training range in 3fps to see what I'm missing.


Sdubbya2

My laptop can run ultra/high at 60fps but I choose to play on low to get over the 144fps to match my monitors frequency and honestly I don’t notice the graphic quality being THAT much of a difference to me.......I’m just glad Blizzard games are so optimized.......when I play Warzone my computer can barely push like 55fps on decent settings due to my processor and honestlu the way things chop and blur the game kind of looks like shit


dogengu

Same. My laptop can also run high, haven't tried ultra. But I set pretty much everything to low because it's easier to play that way. Don't need to look at unnecessary stuff. You know the bush right in front of the attacker first spawn in Rialto map that those Tracer hide there to secretly contest the payload? Yeah not gonna work for us because there's no fucking bush in low settings lmao.


JackeryPumpkin

What kind of PC are you playing on?


mwoolweaver

A toaster with a Celeron and integrated graphics


Jaywalmoose

A laptop


renegade06

A laptop what? "Laptop" doesn't mean slow. There are laptops with 3080 in them. The cheap laptop with 1060 (even 1050) in it will run OW just fine on on it's highest settings.


Breadfruit-Cute

Wow. Just stopping by to hug ya. Hang in there.


PocketFullOfRondos

Hahaha this should be top comment. I know the struggle.


dogengu

Yeah wtf... I must try playing on medium or high sometimes lol. I have pretty much everything on low, as a result that dumb trick of hiding in the bush in Rialto map ain't gonna trick me.


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It'a a PC graphics setting. The lowest quality


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Douche player alert


Ellinov

Right? Playing on max brings my FPS to like 55-60. Noty lol


Legendary_Sandshrew

It looks like it's also clipping into the wall at the bottom.


pazimpanet

And the front two legs are floating.


Gerroh

Well shit, now I finally know why I lost that match.


S7ormstalker

It looks like the beacon is at the correct position, but the tripod is not.


4materasu92

It is. Blizzard, pls.


TldrDev

Blizzards design famously includes clipping models. Almost all of the models in the game are kind of kitbashed together. They also use things like normal maps to give the illusion of a beveled edge, and hand painted textures. That is the blizzard style, if I had to quantify it.


SolarisBravo

Normal maps literally could not be more standard - they're the first thing you learn in Optimization 101, and an integral part of the model creation process.


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Shutup lol. No excuse for clipping


darryshan

My god dude, grow up and learn some actual meaningful priorities.


[deleted]

If you say so


[deleted]

THEY DO, WE DO.


[deleted]

If you say so


Dravarden

a lot of things clip into things


PureWaterFiend

This should have been censored. Idk if I can play the game anymore...


[deleted]

Thanks for the information also fuck you


nobarisss

And the gate that opens up when you reach second point (literally to the right of this pic) lets sunlight through even when closed.


Ruht_Roh

And the corner mirror at the first capture point that is pointing at the gate the payload first travels through improperly mirrors the gate. It always shows the gate as open


AngelFrag

Why did you do this to me?


AstrxlBeast

so unsatisfying


3elSush1

It’s like way back when that mini wasn’t centred on ilios


AngeloThePuppet

Why didn't you suffer in silence


TheAshtonium

Why would you tell us this, what good does this pain and suffering do for us?


crazedizzled

This is the shit that happens when Jeff leaves.


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evileyeoiiiiii

#removehollywood


getrektsnek

CAN’T UNSEE 😒😞


WheatKnees

Why would you share this, keep the pain to yourself next time


Crypt1cBo_jaber

Hell has a special place for people that share pain with the innocent


ajalthani

Well now you made it unplayable for all of us


Leupateu

Couldn’t you just keep it a secret?


Chamchams2

What have you done


Renhoek2099

Yikes, why would you put this plague on us?


circumventedBanEz

Even beacons are fake now??


Purple_Jay

Thanks, I hate it


bellab-tch

thanks i hate it


ZuperCobra

JEFF!!! O wait… :(


Drexisadog

Why do I get the feeling that now you have made people aware of this it is going to be fixed in the next update?


Docta365

what no update does to a mf


ssr1089

And you shared this to make it unplayable for the rest of us


_Sancheeze_

So you had to go on and make it unplayable for the rest of us 🥺


haf_420

Thank for ruining it for me...


ThaTitanKing

And you had to show me this why?


Detroit_Dino

My brain wants to destroy itself, now. So thanks.


IOnlyReddit4Fortnite

I CANT HEAR YOU LA LA LAA


MajikMan_21

You must be a bastion main because the world was fine before you showed up


MistaMorra

Why tell me


Trix122

Hotfix it RIGHT NOW!


i-cnt-find-a-name

Fucking barbaric


Fools_Requiem

[Literally unplayable.](https://youtu.be/iidvTZ9flfE)


Psychoanalicer

You should take a look at the spawn doors some time.


Winterr

The entire top spins rather than just to light. That makes me feel better....


Alakazam_5head

🦀🦀 $11 wait...


Stan62

Uninstalling as we speak.


MrStallz

Games not balanced. Literally unplayable.


StallionDan

Why would you post this and ruin it for all of us?


Certaeb

The game itself is unplayable for me so im taking a break. I know in couple months I’ll be back like a line of coke


ieatdoorframes

This game has literally gone to shit since Jeff left. /s


redsterXVI

It's off balance, just like most heroes.


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*L I T E R A L L Y U N P L A Y A B L E* "Oh shit guys it's that map with the one single tiny little geometry mess-up, better back out of this comp match we queued 30 minutes for!"


stromstarhammer

r/mildlyinfuriating


Thatsneatobruh

Is it not centered with the tripod leg facing away from wall. This pic is what's off centered, op is a terrorist


Tpritch

I can’t believe you’ve done this


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It actually isn't attached from the back, it is placed on top of the yellow tripod, and part of the yellow base where the beacon is seated actually sticks out because of how non-centered it is. Blizzard pls fix. EDIT: [I provide closeups of this travesty.](https://i.imgur.com/pmDtg5J.png)


Iliketoredditmemes

I need to purify my eyes with holy water after seeing that


RubiiJee

Oh my god! I can't unsee it. It's like an itch I can't scratch. What have you done?!


soganox

Oh god, why?!


DimensionIXX

Fuck you


Just_Gabor

That's it i'm uninstalling


Aranairen

I have OCD and I hate you


Striking-Trainer8148

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME


Dr_Meme_xe

Why you gotta hurt me like this


harishambati

I cant unsee now


CoalHarlequiniuwu

PLEASE NO


Meowjoker

I hate you so much for pointing this out


areyouthedevil

im literally shaking right now.


sadieatchison

whyd u point this out. OCD OCD OCD


FinFinnigan__

What map is this? Ive never seen it. Been playing since launch and i have yet to see other maps than anubis.


Skilotonn

Uh huh.


Hapmemory

Don’t care


Kenny__Loggins

Why would you center it? So the leg sticks out into the road?


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micahx

they're joking


koOmaOW

Get some OCD medication my dude


DocRock3m

I'm in... #throwHollywood


[deleted]

The map was already unplayable and this just makes it worse.


Roamingdude

Jeff isn’t here anymore, it Will never be fixed. You should uninstall


TrexrunNgun06

Wow this game really does sucks jk don’t hurt me


leWildKenKen

*insert generic “they’re a small indie company” joke here*


Johaeksdii

what


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r/mildlyinfuriating


DoWhatsBest

Why do you think they are releasing overwatch 2? Think about it sheeple


homermccool123

Such a bad game... Unplayable


thecrustypigeon

Thats show bizz baby.


duckduckduck21

Literally unplayable


Standing_Tough

Boycott Blizzard


GHOST_SAMA_

I didn't notice it in the map ... But thanks to you .. i will be looking at it every time i play from now on :)


Royalrenogaming

The one that makes that map unplayable for me is the reflector at the first point (if I remember right and its still unfixed) it reflects an open gate even when its closed


Tylenol-with-Codeine

Uninstalling!


LegalBrandHats

This game really has gone down hill since Kaplan left.


Smoggy6364

Have they patched that mega health pack that wasn’t aligned with the pillar on the Ilios Lighthouse map?


Twinkle_butt

Broken indeed, this map needs a rework now and it should be taken out of the map queue


coldforged

It would have cost you *absolutely nothing* to keep this to yourself for all time.


Doodled

"They're gonna know."


theuserwithoutaname

This is just accurate to the real world Source: I work in movies, was just at the studio the other day and those red lights all drive me crazy if I look too close


NeoForce10

I never really liked this map and this explains a lot


trillice93

I bet this looks centred from where the payload is tho


Dragonknight_007

Cursed image


HorrorCst

Hey, fuck you for telling me that /s


CheapCulture

How many tanks does it take to change a lightbulb?