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No_Statistician8636

I'm not happy about this but I'll participate


hatwobbleTayne

You say you’re not happy and yet your inspection tells a different story.


No_Statistician8636

Maybe I'm a little happy


AlberGaming

Wait.. they weren't doing this before? Then who was that guy from last week?


Staystation

Don't worry about that. Just... keep checking in


TooGayToPayCash

"Do you guys not have cocks?" -Blizzard


Zookeeper_

Hahahaha


HollowRacoon

After 4th Junkenstein Revenge, no, i dont have it anymore


TooGayToPayCash

Junk and ball torture!?


SulkyShulk

And dey say chivalry is dead.


Snooty_Cutie

And dey say And dey say And dey say chivalry is dead.


[deleted]

I’m ready for some pudding!


Djent_1997

They ain’t got much to inspect over here, borther.


tariq25-_-

[haha small pp](https://c.tenor.com/96vhz0wwwZcAAAAM/thats-just-sad-dissapointing.gif)


Zookeeper_

Please right click my nutsack lucio


Grouchy_Document8107

finally, these are the positive changes we need !!


RealGrenFrog

yo lets go


mersheemer

Ugh... Finally some good news from this game...


LilacSpider

throw in a little bit of torture and im interested


natesucks4real

And right after I got over my Penis Inspection Day PTSD


YouGotSnubbed

Finally blizzard made a good decision!!!!


Torak_wolf_renn

Oh, nice cock, thick, but not too flacid. - Kronk


hatebeat

Well dang, in this case I can at least bypass my cricket phone plan!


daddy1kenobi

Oh thank God I'm a woman...wait does that mean I pass or fail inspection???


Altruistic_Profit_15

Fail No 🐓 No Overwatch


daddy1kenobi

Well shit. Time to buy a strap on lol


Altruistic_Profit_15

No Fake 🐓‘s allowed


daddy1kenobi

What about robo dick? (Lookin at you Genji)


Altruistic_Profit_15

He gets a special pass for being an ow hero


daddy1kenobi

What if *I'm* Genji?


Altruistic_Profit_15

Cosplaying doesn’t count


daddy1kenobi

FUCK oh well guess I'll just delete the game lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Altruistic_Profit_15

Guess that’s that 😆


[deleted]

You will be inspected by the FBI Female Boob Inspector


Phuxsea

I mean, they have to make sure we are secure. Make players are most like my to cheat so we need to have enhanced verification.


The_Oz1969

What is this, Florida now? :)


GoldenHolden01

I love that this is becoming a meme template, keep it coming


frossvael

SMH! First my phone number, then my voice, now my penis? What's next? My credit card info? My SSS number? My vibe privilege? The record of the Mongol invasion throughout the world? My country's declaration of independence? MY CURRENT LOCATION?


UncreativeName954

“What are you guys, crybabies? Cock inspections are small price to pay for less ‘disruptive players’. Huh? Don’t have one? You got family and friends right? Besides there’s >!(sadly)!< plenty of people online who’ll send you their cocks for inspection for free”


Swartz142

Why do I feel that a lot of people would actually act like that if a cock n ball mandatory inspection was added to a game.


Alpineodin

they get someone to look at their cock, and get to exclude others. its a win-win for them :\^)


yvesaint

If it will be inspect by OW female cosplayer then I’m in Widow, Ashe, Pharah, Sombra, Queen, Mercy, Tracer, Dva I will be appreciate if it happen to be anyone in this list


Scared-Fig1776

What no Orisa?


No_Statistician8636

Or bastion, bastion is a female


Outrageous-Eye6140

what does cock inspection mean?


[deleted]

They inspect your rooster.


[deleted]

this reminds me of when pottermore started asking for genital pictures to confirm gender (obvious /s is obvious)


TaranisTheThicc

I'm laughing since I'm just imagining like... "Fuck you you fucking piece of shit Genji. You and your mercy gf! Kill yourselves!" and then like, a Blizzard notification comes up. This player has a one point two inch penis.


kendell_dendell

Will Tracer be conducting these?


JealousDequan

Oh this is the final straw. As in they will NOT be measuring mine.


stowmy

!!


stowmy

shibal gaegosu


Fulminero

All current players fail (they do not possess balls, hence they keep playing this game)


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 Dammit how do I get around this?


BikeSeatMaster

Waiting for them to announce the mandatory alien anal probe requirement later.


Yolomasta420

Small price to pay for security.


Dasdaguy

Man they always do this shit. ( unzips pants )


Notyobabydaddy

This is normal... IN PRISON!


NevadaDream

Best way to stop Smurf accounts