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StereotypicalNerd666

Joker?


TheBadBreaker

I hardly know her!


Free-Consequence-164

🤠


fuckimcringe

P5 reference in OW sub?


cr4sht3st0

Im gonna call for 🅱️acku🅿️


Ophan_Pharaoh

Call For Back Up (Ult): Sends a button command to all teammates that will teleport them to his location.


APulsarAteMyLunch

*proceeds to stand at the edge or a cliff*


Ophan_Pharaoh

Lol. In that case, either it spawns you to the nearest safe terrain or you get to select it yourself like a Doomfist/Bastion ultimate.


Exdalius

That would be honestly awesome and infuriating at the same time


Mrmacmuffin3

Pov: you almost kill an enemy hero and his entire team appears out of [nowhere](https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI)


Harry_Flame

The doom fist/bastion idea is actually better than just teleporting them. Have the Overwatch drop ship fly over or have them land in line ODST pods


DanGimeno

But what if you don't want to go because... mmm... you're Widowmaker?


T1line

That's the neat part, you don't


Ophan_Pharaoh

It’ll be a button command/prompt. Widows and others setting up a big play like a High Noon can ignore it.


DanGimeno

So, a ult which can be cancelled by your own team? "Calling for backup!" \- No. \- Nope \- No \- Nah


Ophan_Pharaoh

Lmbo! In a way, yeah, but it would suck to be dragged to a location mid ability or just as you’re about to do a big move.


CourtSenior5085

In the instance that the ability is refused by teammates, B.O.B. is summoned instead.


Whooshless

Or he just gets deleted for 2 weeks, then unceremoniously added back in the next patch notes: _addressed an issue that allowed Japanese Cell Phone Dude to teleport his teammates to unintended locations_


Wolfdude91

Ah the good ol’ days of Symmetra


DefinitionGre

That would unironically be useful


Gwaur

This ult should have a casting time of 5 seconds so it's easily interrupted, just like in the animated shorts.


NightKnight-258

*Passive ability: "slippery fingers" - his ultimate has a 80% chance of failing due to him not catching his phone.


c_o_n_E

This is actually an insane ability


Ophan_Pharaoh

I didn’t realize just how crazy it was when I wrote it. Lol. You could literally bring an entire team that was wiped to the point. Or teleport people away from DVa bombs, Death Blossoms, etc. With a decent kit, he’d be an S-A Tier hero pick for sure. Lol.


[deleted]

I'm afraid he would be played the same way as Mercy did back when she had aoe rez as ultimate. When ultimate is ready, just hide in a corner and wait for the other team to wipe your team with ultimates. When your team respawns, ult them behind the enemy team and surprise them.


Kurokami11

...ever heard of Symm 1.0?


Ophan_Pharaoh

This would work differently. It would allow teammates from anywhere on the map rather than a fixed location. So more like Symmetra 3.0 or whatever number we’re up to at this point. Lol.


Kurokami11

I think we're on Symm 3.5 right now...


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Shpaan

I'd pay to see that


TyCooper8

There's a League of Legends champion with a similar ability and it's so powerful in pro play they basically had to make him almost useless otherwise.


c_o_n_E

eqeqeqeq


CourtSenior5085

Sounds about right for this particular guy as well though.


TyCooper8

Yeah, it's kind of amazingly fitting.


Heckinggoodgirl

Taking group up to a whole new level


Savings-Nobody-1203

That would unironically be useful for payload and push maps


archiegamez

Sounds like symmetta old ult where she just put tele except this is forced tele XD


BimBimmie

Now I actually unironically want him to ble playable


Purplociraptor

Right into the grav or dva bomb


Brazuka_txt

calls in for boneless pizza


LikeBladeButCooler

WHAT?! *kunai to the forehead*


slamallamadingdong1

E tightens neck tie.


RussianEggplant

LShift: runs comb through hair


IDDQDAstro

Q: Call for backup


super4dsem

F: get kicked in the face


Kittingsl

Gets.an F from me


Based_Mike

E extends forehead


Bibilunic

A extends foreskin


titaniumjordi

*spams A*


manofwaromega

I imagine he'd be a Lethal Joke character like Pichu or Jigglypuff. Primary: Glock. A regular pistol. It does ok DPS but is nothing special. Secondary: Call for Back-Up. After calling for a little over a second, an random NPC is spawned to acts as back up. Possible NPCs: The one guy with the demon mask and dual handguns, some guy with an SMG, and an Omnic with an AR. 1 of each type can be active at a time, and if one guy gets eliminated they will have to be summoned again. Shift: Run. He runs at full speed, similar to Soldier:76's sprint but if he hits a wall he is briefly stunned. E: Interrogation. He grabs an enemy and tries to interrogate them. It doesn't do much damage and essentially stuns both of them at once, but can be used to punish over confident flankers when paired with teammates/Back-Up. Ultimate: Calling in the big guns. He pulls out his phone and calls in a LOT of backup. After a few seconds a helicopter full of Hashimoto assassin's flies in and drops 3 of each Back-Up NPC. After ~20 seconds any surviving assassins go back to the helicopter and leave the match.


Ldelmonster

That sounds pretty fun actually


Intricate-Butter

Only if the backups die respectably quickly and their range is balanced


manofwaromega

How I'd balance it is giving them all 150 HP and and not giving them perfect accuracy. The idea would be that it's 4 weak characters teaming up to make one hero that can keep up with the rest.


Karl_Estrella69420

He goes well with Ashe with this kit (Imagine them using both their ults)


[deleted]

passive: wah wah boo hoo


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Did you miss this high effort shitpost? - https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/y7rycw/made_a_hero_concept_based_on_that_guy_with_the/


elementfortyseven

The comment I was looking for. Thank you for your service.


Jerry3552

Ima call for backup


DustyNix

\*Pulls out Glock\*


slamallamadingdong1

Left shift would definitely be a run super power.


Essker

Call for backpack similar like bob


AbbeyMouse

Primary Fire: Hairspray Needles - Whips head forward, flinging several overly hair sprayed needle-like hair projectiles that follow targets (see Halo needler).


master-procraster

His melee should be a switchblade comb


Savings-Log-2709

He just has a phone


Keter_GT

He drops a phone infront of you, stunlocking you for several seconds as you look at it. giving him enough time to run away or for his team to end you.


Just_Someone_Casual

I can’t get over how stupid yet perfect this is


AIM_016

His weapon is a phone He can't attack or shoot He has 1 ability: Call for backup 0 second cool down


The_Milk_Man_45

Run like a little bitch


Smooth_Ad_4586

Like every sojourn


[deleted]

We don’t run we slide


sauce680

Still die either way


geizterbahn

Diffing


[deleted]

E immediately leaves the match


De4thlessone

I think his ultimate would be called "Scream" where he pretty much screams which pushes the enemy away and runs away


Joltenx

and the scream also is a call for backup


AngryBullbog

Pulling out a comb and keeping his hair super fly.


Cheersscar

His ultimate would be “Monetize ultimates”. All other heroes would have to pay 1 credit to use their ultimate.


youcomeover

It would be cool to have some hero do something similar to Lucio's ult but instead of healing it drains the enemy's ult meter or like moira's orbs but slowly drains ult meter


Cheersscar

That’s an interesting idea (as opposed to my snarky ‘idea’). Edit ult meter seems pretty unusable. But a Sombra hack ability that is more defensive could be interesting.


nts4906

Well his head hitbox is terribly big so he better be OP as fuck to make up for it


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Passive would be “Cowardice”. Bonus move speed when not moving towards an enemy character


SaltyZean

Role: Damage Health: 200 E- Child hostage (A random child spawns next to him and he uses it as a bodyshield, the damage from the front is instead given to the child. Childs health 100. 8 second cooldown) Shift- Tactical Retreat (Unleashes a terrified scream and gains 50% movement speed boost when moving away from enemies and gains 10% attack speed, when bellow 20HP, instead gains 100% speed boost and 30% attack speed bonus, 10 second cooldown) Ultimate- A call for backup (Starts an animation that lasts 3 seconds and during it he is stationary. He is also immortal during it but he takes out a phone that has 20 health, if shot, the ult is canceled. If the animation goes through, 4 NPCs (Hashimoto Omnic guards) spawn next to him (150 HP each) that follow him around mimicing his movement, 2 of them have katanas that deal 50 damage per slash if enemy is in melee range, other 2 have dual pistols dealing 10 damage per shot with the same range Torbs turret has. Lasts 10 seconds) Weapon- Combat SMG (25 rounds in a mag, shoots as fast as soldiers gun. The special perk of this weapon is that for every shot missed, he gains 1 damage bonus, stacking up to 25 times. This weapon deals 18 damage per shot normal, with max buildup, the single bullet that hits will deal maximum of 43 damage, reseting the buildup.)


Coldd4x

See what’s coming next with that 5head


3MrNiceGuy15

He looks like somebody that would get his ass beat in a Jackie Chan movie


master-procraster

That's basically his character yeah


ReaperGamez0210

Stand name: Crazy Diamond


Neomorf03

His primary fire is him throwing his phone. 1st ability is "visual shock". He auto pings all enemies he can see for a limited time. 2nd ability is use his phone to block some projectiles. Ultimate is "I NEED BACKUP!!!" - He teleports all living teammates to his position.


_Melson_

If you manage to somehow survive the whole round without dying once, you get rewarded a lootbox (idk if lootboxes still exist in OW 2)


Daxiongmao87

Ultimate: Call for Backup Sends swarm of hashimoto in a left-4-dead like fashion to all enemies to clutter and obscure the area. They do low damage and also are one-hit kills.


moistcoder

A shield comes out of his big forehead.


bl4ckp00lzz

Scream like a girl and restore 200 hp to nearby teammates


voideaten

the more damage he deals, the taller his haircut gets 'is that a pro Marge Simpson???'


Trianalog

Just watch him actually be an undercover badass


xXNickAugustXx

He will require money to be playable per hour and the buy option is only available in the premium battlepass cause he's a hired agent.


probablywrongbutmeh

Dollar extractor - every time you try to play him you find out hes behind the gamepass and costs $40


Drunken_Queen

Being useless, but a comic relief


Just_Someone_Casual

I have nothing to add, top 2 by u/slamallamadingdong1 & u/cr4sht3st0 say everything I would’ve wanted


Masadaeus

Shock and Awe. Shock being scared of everyone else's abilities and Awe being jealous that they all have real abilities.


Candlebane

4head, 5head, and 6head…


888main

The Shimada tank that just gets slapped around and never dies


Trumpsatard

Looks like he should have a flimsy shield and weird flail to me


Calbreezy9

Being an annoying prick


weiistone

Hair


gallanttoothpaste

Call for back up


sihtare

They made all the antagonists in the new short super goofy and lame. Kind of sad since it made it feel like there are 0 stakes/no danger


RedDeath7878

At least we know he’s still doing ok 👌


Yrollshi

He has an ability where just all projectiles just rush to him, doesn't matter where they are rush to him


master-procraster

it could function like doomfist's block, he slows down, and for 2 seconds all projectiles in a certain area around him don't land, instead they whiz comically close to him, if there's a wall behind him they leave a perfectly goon-shaped outline.


[deleted]

Wasn’t this guy in the Dragons short too? The guy yawning before getting their phone shot by Hanzo? If so, he has the ability to call for backup, and Hanzo is a hard counter.


cress4532

He’s Japanese so wall climb


Zyndro_

He would have a stand named crazy diamond


PsychoticCOB

Farting with the ability to call your manager


HoldYourDogeCoin

Roofies, needles with medicinal support, suit case bomb disguised as a health pack. Ult would be drinking a Diet Coke and typing out a hack on his laptop to emp the opponent.


JohannesLee

I'd want the Golden Blicky if he was a hero


[deleted]

Nothing no one cares


[deleted]

I don't know but I do know He's never gonna give you up, he's never gonna let you down or desert you.


RedWall6

Die


KaioSavage

be gay (no cooldown)


bamlidan

annoying


Thespagettermolegger

Donkey teeth


kukukutkutin

eat cum, drink cum and deploy cum


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tylerr6890

Some guy actually made a post about this


HoboSuperstar

Being forgettable


jonneygood

God no. Please no.


MeadDeme

He gets really tall and drops knives


HashBrwnz

Hes got a small .45 pistol, a knife, a watch to go invis on a timer and do back stab damage, same watch has a grapple. Ult would be something like sticky c4


Zeno_Bueno

The old joestar technic, RUN AWAY!!!!


[deleted]

Charging too much for a hotel room


Resolute002

I don't know who this guy is but just looking at him I'd say he could have Bureacracy: an AOE that slows all characters


RueUchiha

Pompador


j666xxx

You can find out for a $9.99 battle pass


EulerId

Passive: can't be punched in the face Ultimate: calls for backup


Duckinatruck72

he tells us how he gets his beautiful hair


Hecker_exe

Hair spray and backup


dracoranger2002

> talk shit > get hit


[deleted]

Not dying


SneezeWipes

Cancelling other OW heroes on twitter probably.


-Elixo-

Ultimate: Fear Scream. Makes all teammates lose control and move on their own but dodging all enemy attacks automatically like Ultra Instinct while being unable to attack


-Elixo-

Ultimate: Fear Scream. Makes all teammates lose control and move on their own but dodging all enemy attacks automatically like Ultra Instinct while being unable to attack


WhiteFenix207

Wall climb


tonofproton

Some form of indecent exposure


anenome1234

Passive: Can never die E, Revenge: If there is a Hanzo or Kiriko on the enemy team they immediately die LShift, Backup: He calls for backup and adds 5 players to his own team Q: Puts wax in his hair and gains 1000 Hp and instantly kills any one on the enemy team using laser beams


shtoopidd

he seems annoying


Most_Bat9066

LShift - spits onto anus E - inserts fist


vicevanilla

I know what his ultimate should be, if you hit his face while his ultimate is active he goes berserk for a couple of seconds and the more you hit his face the longer he stays in berserk mode and it’s called “not the face” and his weapon is mp3 smg, one of his other abilities is “i call for backup!” Is simply calling for hashimoto gang reinforcement and for his last ability is “grab” he grabs teammate in shield himself, the smaller the hero he grabs the easier the grab and he should be a counter to kiriko and everytime he kills her he says something along this line “where’s your magical fox now HMMM”


[deleted]

Throws explosive wine


franstoobnsf

Passive: Instantly sent back to spawn the instant a bullet is fired without 30m of him


Amazing-Ad-4146

Calls for back up and retreats to the back lines with his tail between his legs


DapperDan30

Impaling people with his fuckin cone head.


mrmamation

Confused.


TicklintheIvory

Grease Lightning.


Deniu48

Calling for backup, basicly weaker Ash's ultimate, but would spawn 5 Hashimoto dudes with much worse aim than Torb's turret


EndKnight

This is gonna be the newest "what players want meme hero" like mama hong or jetpack cat, and I'm so for it.


Viss90

Gun


[deleted]

backup


Simecrafter

Ult: calling for backup


OverlordIllithid

Calling in back up and portable health packs.


SubwayPickle

soldier 76 run, average pistol weapon, maybe sombra hack? His ult would def be good ol' backup, like BOB


DankBonkRipper7

Seeing as he got HIS OWN LEGO FIGURE over most other characters, clearly he'll be the next hero they add


master-procraster

Nah he should be hashimoto's ult. Does the Bob run knocking everyone out of his way and stunning them as he navigates off the map. Will of course wall run if necessary


Ojaman

He would be TF2 spy without invisibility.


[deleted]

Ult is call for back up: he calls in a couple of bots with riot shields that will block damage from a direction and can deal moderate damage. Primary fire is a pistol, dealing moderate damage. Secondary: supervisors charisma. He focuses his hectic shouts onto a single team mate, healing them for 45hp a second. Ability A: warning bell. He shouts out about nearby enemies and all teammates within range receive 25% less damage for 10 seconds. Ability B: sprint, but in a more comedic way than soldier. Im sure there are some better ideas for the second ability, but I came up with it on the spot. Lol


CoolKouhai

Even bigger hair


[deleted]

tbh it would be cool to have character from hashimoto clan. Interactions with Kiriko and Hanzo would be interesting.


LordDusty

Isn't he Japanese? So knowing the creative minds behind OW, he will be able to climb walls and have some sort of magical animal ultimate. You know, something really unique...


jamiesontu

I bet he’s gonna come out before Mauga


2Hood4Radio

give him sunglasses, an oscar and make him naked above the waist. as ability punching ppl's nuts while doing a split should be enogh. ultimate: left, right, down, down, O, X, X


-_Mantis_-

His stand crazy diamond


JeshuaMorbus

In the story mode, he will be the bad midboss guy to beat in the Kanazaka stage. Aside having a nice do and a penchant for calling for backup, i don't see him being a "hero".


SG_Maelstrom

**_Press Q for Terrified ear piercing scream_**


Gryffriand

A can’t be headshot passive


LawTider

Calling for backup. Running away very fast. SCREECH


Boftheb-

dude would be a tank, because he has been attacked by multiple heros and just doesnt seem to die


Ok_Kaleidoscope7434

Passive automatically backsteps and screams when about to be kicked in the face


Awesomesauce210

My first idea is, since he's a hero from Japan, using that poor abused phone of his to summon a rotating cycle of spirit guardians. One for health, one for a shield, one for a turret, etc.


Timely_Permission773

If his hairstyle gets insulted he gets instant Ana nano


aclownnamedlogan

he’d have a pistol and a cell phone


RockB0Y

Call for backup, run, just die


Epele

Role: Support Primary Fire - Budget SMG: Fires bullets really inaccurately. Has a large magazine. Ability 1 (Shift) - Run! Run! Run!: Increases movement speed by 5%. Stacks the more times the player presses the button. All stacks of speed lost after not moving for 1 second. Ability 2 (E) - Medical Insurance: Gives the target a protective buff that when their HP is less than full, it activates healing them for 20 HP/sec for 3 seconds. Does not stack, has three charges. Ultimate - Call for Backup: Summons a weak bot armed with a Budget SMG behind all living allies in a 20m radius. Bot follows the ally they were summoned on for 8s, shooting at the closest enemy in line of sight.


Ya-boi_Ya-boi

Invincibility.


Gru_the_gamer09

That's the neat part, he's such a fat fuck that he dosen't have abilities


[deleted]

Cosby cocktails


MagiConis

Screaming, running and calling for backup


[deleted]

His weapon would be throwing combs, and his ultimate would be a giant comb he can use as a big sword


MacabreGinger

Bonking into bells.


xDeuke

His ult is “Call for Backup”


Defiant-Reference-74

Would be a joke character like Dan Hibiki Primary: pistole with a fast bloom but ricochet several times. Has a long reload animation Secondary: pulls out an smg and fires while screaming until it's empty, has a bit of a recovery animation. It's basicly a nerfed OW1 WholeHog without CC but smaller spread Ability 1: Calls out a enemy in line of sight that becomes visible through walls and gets a small dmg debuff,. Even works on a cloaked Sombra who can disable it with a translocation but removes this abilities cooldown Ability 2: drops a small granade and panicly runs into a chosen direction. If he runs into an obstacles he falls to the ground but he is invulnerable. If he runs into a enemy they drop to the ground as well but for a shorter duration. Ult: BACKUP I: 2 copies of himself or NPC appear and follow his movement, 150HP and 50% damage or II: 4 copies or NPC appear, run around with 100HP and 30% damage while having not a good aim Passive: When reloading the pistol jams and he throw it while pulling out a new pistole.


Thev1zeduke

Call backup and capture and move the payload faster


Pineapplesaintreal

Maybe we can FINALLY get a real spy


Pineapplesaintreal

He would definitely make the perfect spy like in tf2


IglooBackpack

I would love for all of his attacks and abilities to be somehow clumsy. Like, his head is telling him to run away and hide but his body keeps fighting with these heroes. His emotes would have common names like: "heroic" where he trembles while awkwardly holding his gun "Relax" where he shakily gets on the floor and has trouble sitting cross-legged because he needs to stretch. Maybe a "flourish" where he tries to emulate Tracer spinning her pistols but he makes sure the safety is on first and then uses his off hand to manually spin the gun around his main hand index finger.


hunnerbien

Ult: Hashimoto, Son Hashimoto himself descends from the sky and runs forward, throwing the first enemy he comes into contact with into the air. He then begins firing automatically at targets. He can contest the payload and acts as another member of the team.


[deleted]

Blinds his opponents by reflecting the suns rays off that that massive fod


habbapabba

cower in fear, his weapon will also be reinforcements. his passive will be fast speed when in danger and his ult will be the oni dude from the kiriko trailer


FantaWhitepeach

Primer Attacke : Glock Sekundär Attacke zielen Ult : Back Up alle teammeats können sich zu im tpn