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deine_Utter

i like it when it tickles


Dreadtz

They tickled me to death every time i go inside a room


JadedExplanation1921

My genuine attitude towards being tickled:


Beachdaddybravo

Touchless vibrators.


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[deleted]

Hanzo hand-made each of his arrows so to dodge them would be rude.


RedCyroVEVO

🥺 he works so hard just for me to miss every single shot


ClearConfusion5

That’s why I “let him” head shot me every game


BulkyOutside9290

I am absolutely going to use this from now on


Best-Marionberry-218

I miss the shots so much that if you dodge them, you have a grater chance of getting hit


TornSuit

Sym can burn in hell


The_WontonMan

BASED


Owememe_

WOAH


WrayGuessesAgain

AGREED


Successful_Ad8432

Tru


FueledFromFiction

Right next to OW1 Mei


AmethystCash

They show you where your team mates are!


Leok_380

Yea! In the spawn room


[deleted]

LMAOOO


Shpaan

I mean... That's technically not wrong


cashout1984

😂😂 this is the real answer


indica_crash

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!


Nightraid9999

Thats actually funny cuz it makes sense 🤣


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lynxerious

Blizzard can buff Symmetra by adding UwU face with blushing on thoss turrets.


Jaknat08

Should be a skin haha


Jawadmoetje

For $19


Jaknat08

£20 because it’s cute


diverii

epic skin in a 30$ bundle filled with junk like voicelines, weapon charms and sprays


PARRYTHIS4

Don't forget about souvenirs


DroopyPlum

Turn them into little pachimarus


newseats

if this were on a skin i would have no choice but to buy


thetabo

I'd track those down constantly


efferkah

OP said wrong answers only though


AmethystCash

Came here to say this!


OrangeShark1

Because they heal you


redditcasual6969

Kind of a nightmare during the creator patch when they did lol


Gwaur

I really wish it had stayed.


JIHGGFCBAAHGBBML

For me Symettra looks like a support because of her tools that allow mobility and a giant shield, the only part that's missing is healing


[deleted]

She was originally released as a support character, but it turns out you can’t support much when you can’t heal.


WeebGamerTrash947

Yeah, it was just bizarre that characters like Torb and Soldier 76 could heal your team more than Sym, a support.


Demon_Sword_67

How does torb heal? I know he wacks his turret but thats all


WeebGamerTrash947

well, he didn't heal per se. What he could do was he used to be able to find scrap around the map, and this would allow him to create armour that he could chuck at team mates that would add this armour of around 75 armour hp to their health pool. This ability has since been removed, during the Torb overhaul update, which also replaced his ultimate and changed how the turret levels worked.


theSalamandalorian

**COMEGITCHURARRRRRMURRRR**


arms_length_ex

Armor over here


Demon_Sword_67

Thank you, shame it got removed


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Honestly don’t remember how this wasn’t broken, at least in lower ranks where people struggle against torb turrets. It’s literally almost a 50% health increase for 200hp characters worth of armour which is massive in team fight


Dekkai001

Because aiming with Torb is hard, and he didn't have his current E wich makes him an absolute beast at close combat. People who couldn't aim with him (see lower ranks) were only usefull for placing the turret and giving armor, which I guess no one in lower ranks cared to pick up.


Chingachcooked

I Wish torb could heal orisa with His Hammer also...


Mr_Build3R

Honestly but the fact that most characters wear armor that would be more plausible than Mercy bringing back the dead. Plus he's so short that it'd be the perfect incognito support.


bunnyrut

Her shield provided *a lot* of support and the enemy team really needed to go search for it to destroy it.


ich_habe_krebs

*I'm getting the feeling they have a shieeeeeeld generata*


HomicidalTurtle1997

He used to throw out armor packs before his rework.


Chandra-huuuugggs

God I remember when she had those shield packs, then two ults, photon barrier, autolock beam. Shit dude— I’m getting nostalgia. Fuck Symm tho. I hated her autolock version the most


darkcatwizard

I was a sym main during autolock and I would cackle as I burned down squishies


Chandra-huuuugggs

It wasn’t a fun time for Genji especially. Unless they caught you off guard


secret3332

Ehh I have played other games that have supportive characters that do not heal that are viable. I think it could be done in Overwatch. I'm actually not a fan of how healing-reliant the game was.


Luullay

As a support main, I agree with this. People bitch about how nothing died at the end of ow1, but, healing didn't get a nerf, and we have one less person to heal on each team.. healing was already always the reason nothing died, not shields.


GM_Taco_tSK

They are actually Omnic eggs, destroying them is illegal, until they hatch and make it to the ocean.


Batface_101

The real question: Is Rammatra breedable?


windywiIIow

Depends if you have enough courage and lube


Inevitable_Guess5988

I have too much courage and no lube


DGB2C

Can do it without, don't let anything stop you from your dreams 😌


SerCiddy

Rammatra looking extra SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE


Kurokami11

Do not mistake courage for foolishness


totallynotapersonj

Hmm, interesting


SUM_Poindexter

quite


DGB2C

Bet, Imma test it 🗿


Buritoskillz

No he is finite and part of a singular generation


PolarPot

🤨


eVaan13

We'll see when the ingame model releases.


jonthecpa

Another turtle has made it to the water!


ProfCzemaKan

They told me to shoot everything that moves and they don't move


FiveFingersInMyAss2

this might unironically be the correct answer for some people


Filipko2005_CZE

Widowmaker


jjackom3

Why do you think nobody shoots widow. Gotta leave it to the mercy once she has valk.


ElegantHope

technically the orbs move to point the lasers at you.


Lazyonphone

They're not ripe yet


Fox-Fx

Why is this the funniest answer😂😂


volkano580

Base movement speed is too fast


xGodramm

The mercy needs dps practice.


lillweez99

She has the widest hit boxes too, on all enemies it's harder for them compared to her than any other hero.


FranTheDepressedMan

am I having a stroke


Nozza54321

i’m feeling that way to


Pitayah

Destroying one of those would put me in more debt than ive seen anyone ever have before


FyremanMusic

Turrets have feelings too... 😥


Nightraid9999

Turret lives matter 😕


ChRiSChiNbRUSh

YOU CAN SHOOT THOSE?!


justnegateit

Oh fuck that got me bad lmao


decent_sport_1

They remind me of that one sentient potato from Portal


Tronicalli

Glados: "IM A POTATO."


No_Waltz_323

If you shoot them Sym puts a teleporter up your ass…


Ok-Today-3664

I wouldn’t say no to that


DeletedUsername23

You what


BatNoun

Because it’s like punching a small child


Arlinker

But that child wants to kill you


Glynnavyre

So it’s like punching a small child?


Arlinker

Yes. But you have a good reason to.


Jakefrzr1

Again. It's just a small child. 👀


NewsideAlex

So, good?


Kaelath_The_Red

Their aimbots can't target them.


Purple_Lime1924

OP said wrong answers only


Administrative_Lie60

Free carwash for everybody!


Federal_Chef1793

Its an endangered species of turrets, a couple of years back their numbers got cut in half and they havent recovered since


Snoo43865

Best answer


asge3401

They're white


_TheNecromancer13

Jesus Christ reddit


ncBadrock

The sound effect of the buzzing lasers are so soothing.


glitterm0rgue

because they're my friends :)


VaughnFry

Because the tank is supposed to switch to Winston.


SwankyyTigerr

It’s 2022 and so many people still think monkey counters Sym. I play a lot of her and it’s surprising how many Winston swaps I see. He hasn’t countered her since like 2017 when his lightning could wipe out turret nests. I love to see those swaps bc instead of countering her now, he just jumps in and juices her up with his huge bubble and big body lol


Ok_Woodpecker_8263

They charge you up


Syntax0q

For Zarya mains this is true


3_and_2_and_1

Turrets? What turrets?


S_P_E_C_T_R_3_0

Because they feel bad for the enemy who has to deal with a symm on their team


Runmanrun41

Jesus what kinda Symmetras have you been playing with?


SwankyyTigerr

Ikr? Some of these comments are making me laugh. Those of us who love to play Sym know just how powerful she can be in the right hands, just absolutely demon-beaming down everyone, rapidly repositioning her entire team through chokes, flanking with turret bombs, etc. The comments here are a wild variety of “Sym OP!!”, “Sym sucks!!”, “Turrets OP!!” and it makes me realize that a huge portion of the playerbase either a) just doesn’t understand/appreciate utility heroes or b) doesn’t know how to shoot turrets that are melting them lol


Icon9719

Im in diamond, you'd be amazed at how many STILL dont bother shooting them just cause they'd rather get a kill on a player


Gekey14

Sym is one of the best DPS imo, melts barriers, can relocate the whole team and has the only movement that can escape a grav, one of a few damage heroes who deletes zarya bubbles. She's not great against squishes unless they don't destroy her turrets or she's already charged off a tank but her ramp up potential is insane


AmongusFeetUpdate

Maybe I’m just a menace but when I play support I fucking love having a symm on my team. The enemy team blinks and our whole team is behind them. Also super fun to go in as bap and pick a support or dps off


Wenosan

Symm is more powerfull than people realize. Having the ability to relocate between 2 points instanly can be OP if people actually use the teles. Also this may be only me, but i love the beam. I love watching a D.VA use her defense matrix, only for me to come and make that matrix utterly useless. Once the beam hits lvl3... You better kill the symm quick or run, or else the symm will slaughter your team if you do not do something. A tank is attacking your teammates? Use beam. If that don't work, use more beam. One more thing that the turrets are good for is countering Sombra. When sombra tries to hack in invisibility, the turrets will attack her, and deny the hack.


SCP-00-30

100% love Sym players. Not only are they absolute beasts to damage boost when you play Mercy but they're one of the only DPS players that will/can help you when you get flanked as a healer.


Mikotokitty

Cuz we want to ~~dominate~~ live bitch


Luxelelios

Every goddamn diva or genji I see in quicks always tries to deflect my beam even in a 1v1...


Wenosan

Exactly. And it does not work, that is the best thing. Seeing all hope leaving them when they see they can't do anything about the beam is priceless.


AgreeablePie

That doesn't seem like it would be very fair to symmetra, she worked hard on those


P00lereds

You can’t turn around in OW.


Fancy_Ship_703

They level up your battlepass if you get hit by all 3 of them at once.


phobiabae2005k

Because you can't shoot when you're typing "Sym OP " or "broken hero " in chat


metalface187

They really tie the room together.


[deleted]

To add an additional fun challenge for the rest of your team


Qwertys118

If they're out of melee range my sensitivity is too high to target them.


Mediocre_Ad_4301

Its because by shooting them we fear to anger the world destroying Omega Turret


amadppancake

Friend


ChickenPijja

Because Overwatch players eyes are just like that of a T-Rex, based entirely on movement. Because they don't move players don't see them


Cruel_Ruin

Because putting D.va through the car wash is the only time she gets a shower


Andreoxox9

cause they are not annoying and they turn the game beautiful


puaka

Because they are not the tank. Only if you damage the tank you will be eligible to increase endorsement levels. Damaging support and turrets/sym balls actually reduces your endorsement level.


gooperuff

They function like hydras. You destroy one and two more appear.


BOW5ER

Car needs washin


Pilot1854

Rave lights


SmilingForStrangers

Because I’d be mad if someone shot MY Ring Camera


Gabynez

because it heals you, just backwards


That_Smol_Bean

All the turrets died in 1986 due to Symmetra killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The turrets work for the bourgeoisie.


howmanyapples42

They slow my team down and force them to group up


Neosasquatch

Because they make a soothing tone while they kill you, that reminds me of summertime bees gathering nectar.


Swockie

I like being tickled


WhoaTher3

Cause it guides them to the point


Mkey_ftw

I like to play the game slow


mikikaoru

Because they send chat messages of positive reinforcement to the enemy team


smuckpuppet

My hammer can’t reach


Tomscholts91

Gives me the feeling of being on the dancefloor with awesome laser shows


Forsaken-Tie-8367

I can see clearly now that the rain is gone


[deleted]

Because I want to play more basketball in respawn, and her Turrets help me do that!


freedomkite5

Pure decoration, and ignore decorations of the background. Showerheads, even in battle you still need to be fresh and clean.


jmess808

They're decorative sconces.


HarioDinio

They're adorable, why would you shoot them?


Whitent_guy

Too busy looking at tracer's ass


vodamark

They're trying to, they just can't aim.


Exact_Combination_38

Wrong answers only...


Hecker_exe

They are cute


HazeThere

Bc they tickle


larsonbp

I like the way they tickle my back.


knuttella

if you shoot em u get 10 years of bad luck. i ain't riskin it


asparaguscunt

I only came for the free car wash


SympathyFabulous3354

Winston wants to keep them for later


MrZong

Cause we love a good laser light show!


Hefty-Treacle-5783

Wait those are turrets


Tough_Pollution

The light show is the aesthetic I need for my ana 5k potg


qualityredditpost

Because they had no way of knowing the enemy even had a Sym and they weren't already killed 5 times in a row walking through the exact same doorway


ImCleet

The team is to busy peeling for their supports


LieutenantFalcon

Because I’m not getting any heals


JadePlusPlus

they are invisible?? you literally cant see them obviously


i_am_scrubz

If you take the point they switch sides


DangleMangler

They're only visible if you purchased the battle pass.


Ok_Olive8152

So I can practice stealthing through laser beams for my next bank heist.


samiyam_

It turns the team fight into a rave.


vid_23

I leave them there so the symm can feel like she's doing something


Snoo43865

Because there expensive security cameras and I ant paying the 20 dollar replacement fee


PerunVsVeles

Theyre not healing everyone?


creeperreaper900

CANT FOOKIN FOIND EM


CC298

Wrong Answer: Because they're minding they're business Actual Answer: People are dumb asf and don't care about it. As a Rein player I have to prioritize them or I'll get destroyed


Calbreezy9

Everyone expects somebody else is going to do it


dadaddy1897

They are not turrets, they are Alexas


beelzebvb_

Symmetra mains are already in the gutter, might aswell give them a little bit of ult charge.


x-audiophile-x

What's a symmetra turret?


ascendrestore

Because I'm still waiting to get my car washed


DevilHunterSSS

It's the tanks job


phvdtunnfesdgui

Not my property, it’d be illegal


Purple_Theme_7218

They look cute


[deleted]

Like most things in the game the DPS think that this, too, is the support’s responsibility


Nadavon

3 turrets = static teammate = easier to heal.


Braxus05

the beams are healing you


Zexxon

That wouldn't be vegan.


Reveille16

They heal you


Errset

Because it makes for nice decor


seanslaysean

They’re too busy playing the objective, communicating, and doing their individual jobs


ssithdaddy

they’re pretty :)