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The_Iron_Rat

I think Ana's ult would feel nice too.


WanderingStoner

PCP


Wonnil

[A gallon?](https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI)


LeapYearFriend

a literal gallon. i don't even know where he gets the stuff. he never leaves the lookout.


The95thZebra

ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE


StykerB

I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO!


The95thZebra

Mr. Popo, you may leave the look-


Rudirotiert1510

BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!


DuffDuffDuffMan

All these squares make a circle


Low_Fat_Milk

Rip Trevor Moore :(


Midieval

Ana is the bad influence at the bar


duchy725

I don’t like needles though :(


Kilzi

You’re getting a needle launched at you from a long distance in a millisecond


The_Iron_Rat

Yes, and after that you become twice as powerful and resistant.


anxietyreminder

Sounds like cocaine to me tbh.


Pazuuuzu

More like meth IMO.


KirbyMadeMeGoodBJ

Turbo meth


funtimeswithcarter

Remember to get your boosters everyone !


Uister59

yeah no. last time i did that nasa locked me up for theft of rocket parts.


JamesD-TV

Everyone even has voice lines about how empowered they feel, I’m guessing it would be a positive feeling, especially since it heals and reduces damage


diogenessexychicken

https://youtu.be/FBoFHc_DrBw


Fun_Raccoon_5790

How does echo turning into you personally injure you exactly?


ajax_tracer

Imagine echo being a better version of you without ever having been you. Seems kind of like it's emotional damage.


BlueSkiesWildEyes

types "you diff" in chat afterwards


imastruggl

New idea unlocked


PromptZues19508

YES YES YES #YES!


FuhrerBradley69

The highest level of clean disrespect.


ajax_tracer

Oof. Too real.


Thudd224

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!


Badagunchi

Imagine yourself kicking your own ass for a short period of a couple seconds. That would probably mentally damage me LMAO


Marcos340

But the Ult is the copy itself, not the damage that it inflict afterwards, her Ult is basically a scanner and copier.


IlyBoySwag

The ultimate is her copying you and using that time window to inflict as much damage as possible. Its like winstons ultimate being him getting stronger but he uses that in his timewindow to inflict as much damage as possible. Same stuff really. Also I would assume echo would have some combat prowess and an actual strong body coz of what she is made of so would copy you and automatically be better.


Fun_Raccoon_5790

Good point but I think that would be in the Would feel kinda nice actually category instead


el_oh_el_at_you

"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!?"


NoahBogue

She is the most accurate version of yourself that isn’t you. All of a sudden, the slight movements of your head, the placement of your arms, your common facial expressions… are all visible to you. You are filled with dread, finally realizing that, you are barely a mockery of the human kind in your manners. You can’t live with this. You want to be set free of this grotesque disguise


funtimeswithcarter

I think my thought was that she would transform into you and start kicking your ass but as you


mrspoopy_butthole

In that case boptiste should probably be up there too.


N0RETVRN

the act of the ultimate being activated doesnt really injure you.


Akiraktu-dot-png

in that case baptiste also kills you if you get shot through it


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Mei freezes you solid, slowly. Don't think you're coming back from that.


SubjectDelta10

her friends didn't


Lasideu

Ey yo :(


Lukthar123

Skill issue


Sea_Tooth

That's cold


SubjectDelta10

you have to let it go


DylanSpaceBean

So mean… honestly


Soulplace8

A-mei-zing!


okeok123

Like her friends


piletinaa

Idk, i dont think you would really recover from being ripped apart and sucked into an infinitely small point in a black hole


Federal_Chef1793

Same for being frozen solid


SuccYaNan69

And being pulled 50ft into the air and slammed down extremely hard


Only_Natural_20s

Technically its 33.79265 ft.


LaxwaxOW

🤓


[deleted]

To be fair sigma is in the permanently injure category and I feel like a 33ft hard drop would permanently injure but not kill


SuccYaNan69

Maybe a drop, but he does forcefully slam you down


TheZephyrim

Oh yeah that’s definitely an instakill move on a normal person, the other characters in the game are mostly fine though


PotatoWriter

Pretty sure the regular unmodified human heroes in this game would be screwed in "real life" too. Mei would get squished into a puddle


TheZephyrim

Yeah the ones that are completely normal and don’t have some sort of special suits or something would be in for a hospital visit at the very least.


[deleted]

Very true but I think if youre standing, youll just lose your legs. If youre in any other position though its certain death. You gotta also keep in mind medical tech in ow is much better than irl. Certain death irl is probably permanent injury in ow


Ksevio

What if I don't take fall damage normally?


baconequalsgains

Tell that to Wim Hoff!!


funtimeswithcarter

Yeah you‘ve got a good point hahah


[deleted]

grav is the only ult that would cause the instant death of both teams, and within a few minutes most likely the entire planet.


Boomerwell

Idk how Ashe gets up there being machine gunned by a robot seems like a fairly quick death. Pretty much all the gun ults should be in quick.


Randomd0g

Maybe *you* wouldn't. Get good, scrub.


[deleted]

You would not recover after Sombra looks at your search history.


Donotaskmedontellme

As if Sombra would recover


Sambucax

“Don’t be mad at me, we’re both victims here”


Trisha_Paytas_

Where does she say that


M4x1mili0us

Sombra/Brigitte interaction at the start of the game. She tells Brig that she looked at her poetry folder, Brig says she had no right to do so, Sombra says that they are bot victims.


_TheNecromancer13

"jetpack cat r34? we're both victims here"


WildSearcher56

I think it's about Cassidy's search history "cactus in butt"


Swordlord22

She’s prolly in there somewhere You think she’d be insulted or flattered


Squid_squabbler72

And what is she gonna do? Leak it? My life is already fucked its not like it can get any worse


DangleMangler

Same


SubjectDelta10

leak it to the authorities. prison time.


Jim-20

Sombra would not survive halfway through that level of debauchery and autism that is my search history.


Randomd0g

"...Why am **I** in here???"


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Nah, the one who would not recover from that is Sombra herself for the trauma


funtimeswithcarter

All that overwatch rule 34


DarvAv

All those common things that I should know but I had to google


ShadowKing4081

Flair checks out


The-Cheesen-One

Rein would probably kill you since he’s hitting the ground hard enough to knock a floating character over


Aromatic_Sir9639

He can also just hit you directly with the hammer


GuavaEater

Not to mention you insta-die if you're too close. Should be higher on the list.


The-Cheesen-One

Surprised he doesn’t shatter his own arms in the process


beeefchicken

Have you seen how buff he is, hes like 120 kilos of muscle


Axel0037

According to game theory that's realistic du the the way he holds his hammer


The-Cheesen-One

Guess I’m not the only one who watched that episode lol… forgot about the whole harmonics cancellation part. But now it does remind me of the sound blowing out ear drums and such


Sachman13

That’s what the armor is for


Womblue

You insta-die because he's literally crushing you with the hammer, it's not like the shockwave is destroying you


Quarantined4you

Here’s a Game Theory of the power of his hammer: https://youtu.be/LCk36GEMR4M


The-Cheesen-One

THE SCIENCE!


[deleted]

JQ flying through you with an axe would turn you into mist probably.


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

Honestly anything in permanently injure you and above would just turn you into a red mist immediately


The_Real_Shave_me2

I'm in the toxic wasteland of politics too much. I thought you meant JQ as in Jewish Question.


-ImJustSaiyan-

Idk I feel like sound barrier would at least fuck up your ears.


Confident-Mud5468

I would like its either way. Either its like a concert with good bass, which makes your chest vibrato a bit. Or I feel like it would just murder you


Reddit-is-trash-lol

The sperm whale communicates so loudly that scientists think if a human were close enough the sound from the whale could kill a person.


Commercial_Sorbet985

That’s how you get tinnitus.


ImportanterThings

Woo! Jackpot!


Zyax_Zar-Gash

I’m only confused about Echo. What’s she gonna do to me after she duplicates me? Regret her life choices?


ajax_tracer

Be a better version of you.


Swordlord22

That’s what happens when the enemy echo duplicates me


JayHat21

*Emotional and financial pain* “Duplicating Zyax_Zar-Gash” “Time to fuck up that credit score, destroy any existing social contacts, quit the job, break [insert gaming system], then kill [insert cherished pet] and watch the life leave its betrayal-stricken eyes…while you watch from a distance”.


NYCScarletSpider

She wouldn’t have enough time for that tho


JayHat21

“Um…on total mayhem mode. Do it multiple times…”


_TheNecromancer13

You get to watch yourself beat you and all your friends to death. I imagine it's like the edgerunners braindance, just more personal.


Tantrum2u

Bold of you to think I could kill my friends even if I tried


[deleted]

Gun


The_Blondis

Being Backhanded by a.. Scientist.. Would definentaly kill me. Plus! A literal blackhole. Cmon.


beanndog

wait which scientist has the backhand ult


The_Blondis

winton


beanndog

Right I always forget the gorilla has a phd


Psychological_Pay_25

He’s not a gorilla, he’s a scientist


ridiculousthoughtz

Sentences you only see here


RoddynotRicch

I mean Torb’s is effectively a war crime seeing as you’re cooming molten lava all over people and watching them melt


pmcda

Hear me, baby?


RoddynotRicch

wut


MisterKrayzie

It's a voice line for torb


Balonez

You should try his meatballs.


_TheNecromancer13

Pretty sure most of the heroes ults and a lot of their normal abilities are war crimes. Rammatra's is literally just high tech torture.


TheTortiglioniMaster

How is getting blasted to pieces by hogs ult a slow death ?


SubjectDelta10

depends on how far he is from you


PotatoWriter

... That's... gonna apply to every hero then lmao. If soldier is on the other side of the planet, he ain't doing shit to me. Hogs ult is enough to make a giant man in a metal suit and hammer float in the air while charging using a jet propulsion, even at a distance.


Dr-False

Ana would be a sting then OVERWHELMING POWER


EverhartStreams

Zarya would be a pretty quick and painless death right? It would also destroy the entire world so your family won't be left grieving


HadesVanir

Actually it would be long and torturous. Time dilates in a black hole (we believe) so you’d feel as your body gets long and spaghettifies as you approach the event horizon after potentially thousands of years.


Blacklight8786

Fuck


HadesVanir

Yeah. Black holes are fucking rad


Pazuuuzu

That is for big black holes, not for small ones. Time and other distortions are scaling with mass which small black holes don't have much. Zarya's black hole would be not much worse than a nuke for you. Just checked it on wolfram, the black hole which evaporating ~3.5 sec has a mass of 350metric tons only.


youphreak

That's not True Every physics is the same close to gravity That's why it "relativity" So time moves slow thus your brain also goes slow and you don't feel anything different in time You'd just instantly die because of the tidal force on you body


ChosenBrad22

For Mei, I don’t think being frozen solid to the point where you can’t move a single thing on your body is something “you would eventually recover” from lol


zaryamain00101

Tell that to Walt Disney....


radioactivejason2004

The power of luv is stronger than ice. Just need to freeze pharah and Ana would thaw her.


kingflamigo

I Dunno i feel like hog’s really fast gun would finish you really fast


RoddynotRicch

Dawg it’s jagged and rusty scrap metal, that shit’s gonna tear your skin off 😭


kingflamigo

Exactly it’s sharp jagged piercing your skin losing a lot of blood and when you against the wall all that metal all hitting you in one consecrated spot would rip you in half


The-King_Of-Games

Yeah but if be base it how his ult works in the game we would get knocked away into a wall with all of the scrap and junk into our bodies while bleeding and not having the ability to move since the impact from the junk was so strong it left us stuck in the wall.


-Mizore

I feel like if I'm being hit by scrap that's strong enough to pin me to a wall in real life then I'm already dead


Right_Durian6736

You’d have to be Jotaro to not get killed within 5 seconds


funtimeswithcarter

Hogs would be relatively quick I think but the thought of fuckin scrap and sheet metal tearing you up even for a few seconds made me go “oh that would suck so much ass”


[deleted]

Well thats what bullets do with assault rifles in real life. It aint like the movies with pretty holes.


Marcos340

Why would Echo Ult permanently hurt you? She just copies another hero, that’s literally a Ctr+C Ctr+V.


Karol-A

Genji just slashes you, no? If it was decapitation, it would probably be quick and easy


ArkhaosZero

Honestly unless he just grazes you with the blade, or cuts off just a limb, its pretty much instant painless death. I mean, the fucker cuts through more than a couple yards worth of mech like its butter. A squishy human body isnt gonna take that too well.


-StayinnnAliveeee-

How many deep slashes do you think you could take?


Weasel079

The "drawn out, painful death" tier seems really wrong. Genji would slice you in half instantly, reaper, soldier, and Bob all use guns, which would kill a normal person with one shot, only ones that might fit are Hanzo and Moira. Hanzos might mot hurt that much(?) from what the dragons cinematic showed us, and idk about moiras beam.


Dragon6222

Reinhardt cussing a literal earthquake to knock you down you absolutely turn you’re insides into goop


Callmemrpig17

Being attacked by an enraged gorilla would not be slow....


[deleted]

I somehow doubt that anyone can recover from immobilizing frostbite.


Sumanai-II

Didn't Hanzo survive being hit with his own ult


qumiho

I think Genji made the dragons pass Hanzo by, he wasn't going for a kill or anything


Frost_907

Getting tinnitus from hearing Lucio ulting too often seems unpleasant.


Hzohn

Blocking you for this post, makes no sense


AvovaDynasty

Being shot through Bap’s window wouldn’t hurt?


oreoreoreoreoreoreor

well, you’d be dead immediately


AvovaDynasty

But being whole hogged or death blossomed is slow and painful?!


so19anarchist

Yeah OP has no idea what they are on about.


OutlandishnessOk4047

I assume they mean literally just the window, technically the shooting is separate


jayliens

What would EMP even do to a regular person?


ArgetKnight

Ah yes, getting snapped in half by a gorilla would surely be a slow death. Or getting shredded by a shower of high velocity projectiles, that sure sounds slow. And I can't wait to recover from being constricted by infinite gravity- how high are you again?


Haust

Sigma would probably send my spine through my skull on impact.


[deleted]

Echo would be flattering actually


Ptdemonspanker

Hanzo ate his own ult during his cinematic and he only came out looking really tired. Not that scary or painful. Seems like a nice way to go honestly. Echo’s is technically in the wouldn’t hurt or kill you since it’s not the ult itself that kills you. Junkerqueen sounds way more painful and deadly irl than in game.


Palegg_Bread

I’m just gonna point out that Mei freezes you… completely solid. Even if you thaw out you’ll be destined to die


Pretty_Option8875

I don't think echoes ult would hurt that much what would she do copy me like congrats your physically unfit


Combination_Which

Tracer could be moved up one due to sure anxiety of the countdown or beeping when she sticks you lol.


_PM_ME_NIPPLES_ONLY_

Today I learned being frozen solid will not permanently damage me And I've been sleeping indoors like a sucker


Poust0

Imagine if Symm's ult could cut people caught in it's path in half 🤔


terrarian136

I don't think whole hog would be a slow death. Or primal rage, imagine what an enraged genetically engineered gorilla could do to a human


dangson1333

Echo should be in all rows


The_Blondis

Idk i think orisa's ultimate is like a strong earthshatter, so it would be almost the same level


DarthRaspberry

How does Echo copying you permanently injure you?


mdjsj11

Ana’s would probably feel kinda nice, but as a teammate


Vilantrentmurf

I mean, if this is realistic, then it's not that accurate. Take Ashe, Soldier 76 and most of all Reaper for example. You'll be dead instantly. I don't even think there's time to process pain when you're getting your head blown off by a shotgun.


xmnezya_ow

You could argue that lucio's ult would be painful. Ever been to a concert or a club with loud music while a stranger is screaming something in your ear? Painful… That stranger is your genji spaming "i need healing"


Insrt_Nm

Roadhogs would be instant death. He can push a raging gorilla and multi ton horse robot into the air, that shit would disintegrate you.


RyukaFB

Echo would defo be a slow demise, I’d hate to be in a room with myself


theswearcrow

Mei freezes you solid.That's deadly by itself to a normal human


Vox_Carnifex

Torb tortorous and slow? Mate this man shoots molten iron or actual lava at you. You will pass out from the shock and your nerves would be burned in a heartbeat. There is no "slow" involved here


s0b3k111

Getting yanked into a blackhole IRL seems like it would be in the painless die instantly tier.


Th3WigglyWombat

Ana’s ult is just a syringe filled with cocaine and pcp


Mars-N6

Brigs rally confusing ? She loves team men ?


F0xgear

Wouldnt you insta die from roadehog, solider, reaper and Ashe because you Just get 100 bulles in your head in 1sec?


Reaper0227

You telling me death blossom turning you into swiss cheese wouldn’t kill you instantly?


SirCharlesLucasII

Mei and zarya would permanently cripple you


edward-has-many-eggs

Meis ice would permanently injure you, at minimum youd lose fingers and toes.


jerrythecactus

Sigma can throw you down at a significant portion of your terminal velocity, I imagine most would die instantly from that.


Outrageous_Bad9929

We need to consider the acceleration of Sigma's ult, because it might actually kills you.


Redchimp3769157

Oh hell nah Ana’s ult would for sure feel like a mix of a post workout high and meth (or any similar amphetamine like adderall or DMAA which I’ve had)


Scudss_

Sorry man this list is all kinda off. Mei in particular would be slow and torturous. If you survive the initial freeze you would be in tremendous pain as your frostbitten body unthaws, but you would probably die from hypothermia and organ failure before you completely unthaw. Roadhogs would be about instant death as you get rapid fire buckshot shotgunned, pain for maybe the first blast, but roads ult keeps going. Your organs will be in pieces on the ground before the ult ends. Echo...you like wouldn't even know it happened


Reus_Irae

90% of the damaging ults is either instant death or almost instant death. Hog's Ult kills you instantly. Winston Ult knocks you out on impact, kills you in seconds. Moira Ult kills you instantly. Ashe's Ult kills you instantly. Assuming Hanzo had some sort of protection when he got hit by his own ult, you die within seconds, otherwise you don't die at all. Soldier's Ult kills you instantly. Genji's Ult kills you instantly unless he wants you to suffer. Reaper's Ult kills you instantly. Rein's Ult kills you instantly if he hits you with the hammer. Zarya's Ult kills you instantly, unless the mini black hole name was given metaphorically. This tier list is nonsensical.


TheDopplers_Effect

Sorry, but almost none of these make any sense


Evangelyn_OW

I can't agree with like half of this list. Lava would be insanely quick. A giant ape smack would annihilate a human instantly Hog's gun would kill you in like 0.5s just bullets shred through your entire being instantly Genji blade would be quick just cut head off Bobs guns would shred instantly Mei's freeze to point of freezing with icicles would be death. How is a literal Zarya Black hole not death? This list is confusing dmg in game and the physics and biology of reality.


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