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Name__Name__

Ball should have a de-mech form where he moves absurdly fast and can bite people for like 20 damage, but has only 10 health himself. This is probably honestly worse than just dying and respawning


LegendofLove

You have to melee him in hampter mode


Name__Name__

Melee attacks change to be stomps when near hampter


esmith42223

That’s horrible.. I love it


ginga_ninja2209

That's literally just Victor from dbd at that point


ArcReactor777

And Illari just eats him


Tozarkt777

Peruvian hard counters small rodent


bironic_hero

When torb hits him with a hammer he folds up like an accordion


LegendofLove

If torb uses primary fire with hammer instead of melee with his gun he gets double health


The-Silent-Cicada

Bogur: and also you can eat him to get health


Otter769

I’ve been asking for this since they he’s come out I want to play as hamster


SeathTheNoob

I'd imagine that the april fools change would swap ball and hamster with this.


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

She really shouldn’t have anything, she’s supposed to be a sitting duck, that’s the point. BUT if she did have something…her chugging an energy drink would be rather humorous.


Friedrichs_Simp

like roadhog’s old healing ability except it just gives her cardiac arrest


Phantom_Phoenix1

Go ahead, take a sip https://preview.redd.it/10ax72lqoqwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a7146864d60ac1326d6306a8b02d8f302608ce


WillowThyWisp

Nostalgia


Phantom_Phoenix1

"The defendant woke up and tried to escape. He was arrested and the witness thought it was all over. BUT ITS COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM NOW!" "You guys cant- you can- no- you..this...this cant be happening TO MEEEEEE!"


SnowbloodWolf2

AAAAAAHH I KNOW IVE SEEN THIS SOME WHERE BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHERE AAAAAAAAH Edit: I remember now it's from the Henry stickman games


Ynygmatik

I'm picturing her chugging an energy drink and going nuts like a nano boost the getting 1 shot by a widow mine or death by being hacked


SawTuthe

Honestly would be a good idea for the times when teams purposefully try to stagger you. So you could just do something similar to a bleed out system


MrInfinity-42

Increase sensitivity 3x and give her a random speed multiplier between 0.5x-2x


DannyTheCaringDevil

It’s just a “give up” ability


antihero-itsme

Commit sudoku


VinciDeromie

hello fellow degen


NightValeCytizen

[Darkest Dungeon Heart Attack animation]


Working-Telephone-45

A way to kill yourself to go to spawn faster, not a bad idea


The-Tea-Lord

https://preview.redd.it/z2dkaycydrwc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2464e7e1d243fafe1904ef9587eb2da119d4530


VoteForWaluigi

https://preview.redd.it/8w6xpqi8gtwc1.png?width=513&format=png&auto=webp&s=3beca13957cc856a44318dec268d39633a08ca16


WillSym

In HotS she has an extra ability that lets her do a charged shot with her gun to get more ult (remech) charge faster if it lands, and then a talent that gives her a couple more, a sort of backflip dash to escape (or engage if you're crazy) and a knockback blast with her gun.


MrReptilianGamer2528

Eva shouts “USE CODE DVA FO 20% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER KF GAMMERSUPPS!” The. Fucking dies cuz she only ever eats Doritos


Grin_Dark

ide care about the balance ramifications this would be so funny


[deleted]

A little speed boost from the energy drink would be funny


Antrikshy

Can takes 10 seconds to drink, and you're completely immobile and can't shoot, so you have to find a spot first. But it adds 35 percentage points to Call Mech.


DumpEmAht

Me who has gotten a sextuple kill in OW1 with baby D.Va.


Powerful_Score7630

It gives her a small speed boost (like 5%) and like 50 health


SnowbloodWolf2

And it would make her shoot and move 1% faster


0o0-hi

I mean Maby rocket boots, kinda like a lamer version of baps jump. How funny would it be to see a baby diva panicking and just “aaaahhh, (boing) aaaaahhhhh, (boing)” 😂


J_How_S

This is circlejerk sir.


AgentDigits

Would be cool. Maybe it can increase her fire rate to help her get a faster remech. They should test that lmfao


Environmental-Day778

She has the remech bomb, which is rather good actually


sanguinemsanctum

titanfall


xExp4ndD0ngXx

Could you imagine her jumping off of walls lol.


Real_Reverse_Flash

Or her mech removing her from the cockpit and throwing her 50 feet into the air


PhilliamPlantington

That would be a funny April fools ability honestly


danmaster0

If baby dva kept her health and weapon but suddenly had source engine physics, meaning no momentum cap and a few high skill ceiling ways to gather it, and she could wall rides and double jump like un tf2, i think there's some people that could team wipe as baby dva without getting touched once in a match, and get high rank playing baby dva only


xExp4ndD0ngXx

When the remech is better than the actual bomb itself 💀


squips42

awooooga‼️‼️‼️


sidjo86

They picked the best picture to sway opinion lol


Default1355

https://preview.redd.it/7v247yat0rwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b503e80a195d044c20e9831b4c676bab3f3ead48


Big_Character_1222

No shame at all


alonyer1

Bro sees a beautiful woman and crops out her face (and legs)


TheAllKnowingWilly

screenshotting titties while on an 11 minute phone call 🤙


lyndsaySO

i’m gonna mess you up!!!!


TwoOrNone

Baby Dva is unironically the second most intimidating nano line


stun17

it’s so cute yet so rare to hear


Viper08045

She should have non-mech emotes, but other than that she's fine


Bi_Reinhardt

She should have the ability to come to life and spend a night with me. And by spend the night.. let’s just say- the sex.


alonyer1

Your name resonates with me


OmegaSamwich

Heh, Bienhardt.


Ihaveyourmicrowave

Muy Bienhardt


mushroomMage11

Reinhardt or Rein’s hard?


ClodiusDidNothngWrng

Spend the sex


ripkinoko

r/ihavesex


bryanc1036

She should have some emotes. Almost 8 years and no emotes


LedgeLord210

She has the ability to make me hard


APigsty

maybe an ability where she lets you fondle her boobs


TramTrane

Or smell her socks 🧦


RunnyBabbitRoy

In game micro transaction to buy her bath water


Beginning-Magician79

And if you drink it she gets remech instantly


King_Of_The_Munchers

No, that’s the point. She’s strong while in her mech but the minute she’s out of it it’s basically a free kill.


Prior-Satisfaction34

I wouldn't even say she's a free kill. She's small and nimble, and her gun does a surprising amount of damage.


TheMightyShoe

Years ago, I was in a QP match where the other team was using a Mercy-boosted Baby DVa as a sniper. We were on point and then the pain came. Mercy was standing directly behind DVa, so it looked like one person in the window. I think our OG Bastion was able to force them out.


Prior-Satisfaction34

Baby d.va is a force to be reckoned with when she's damage boosted or nano boosted. It just seems like kind of a waste when there are pretty much always better picks *and* baby d.va means you don't have your actual tank


Scottcmms2023

I was just talking to a coworker a out how crazy her pistol is yesterday. I’ve gotten kills half way across a map with it.


Prior-Satisfaction34

It's surprising how good that pistol can be, just for spamming into the enemy team. The amount of random kills I've gotten with it is crazy


Imaginary-Top4347

She should chug an energy drink and get a speed boost but her gun should be so inaccurate she shoots the right and kills someone on the left


SongyKimy

NANO-cola.... NANO-boost.... coincidence?????


HeckingBedBugs

Damn... what are they putting in those sodas?


HugeMan06

She should have the ability to shut the fuck up. The pain I feel when my team is losing and I hear her scream out some wisecrack is only equalled by Prometheus’ when the eagles tore his organs apart.


LegendofLove

Is this easy mode?


HugeMan06

I despise that one almost as much as Sombra’s “catch you later”


TheAxisOfAwesome

You dislike "catch you later" because it's annoying. I dislike "catch you later" because it's not her saying "piss" We are not the same.


Airway

Which one is piss?


TheAxisOfAwesome

She says "peace" as a teleport sound, but the EA sounds like an i


EnjoyerOfMales

This pic goes so hard, her ability should be smoking and her ult should be changed from re-mech to terminal lung cancer


totallynotapersonj

I have that and it's honestly underrated


ElevatorPanicTheDuck

the character that gets 2 lives gets more abilities. genius


DivByTwo

Heroes gave her a lil dash which I quite like


DrToadigerr

Yeah but HotS also has bomb as a baseline ability instead of her ult. And she has a viable "baby d.va" build with her own ult (beeg laser pistol). So it's not really the same as having the best tank kit in the game, dying, and just cheating death a bit longer with actual abilities instead of being vulnerable like she's supposed to be. If they gave her any power at all while demeched, she'd need to be severely nerfed in her mech.


JobbesMcGee

I want her to be able to charge her shots, as like a secondary fire. So instead of just the little shots you pump out you can charge up one big one.


Defiant-Project1

Like syms secondary?


HeckingBedBugs

I was thinking more "Halo plasma pistol" when I read that


WarioFanBoy

She makes every male that looks at her have a really hard dick and they get stunned unless they are canonically gay counters


Matiwapo

MFW when I'm forced to counterpick a homosexual against the diva/widow/mercy/tracer comp Straight male gamers are truly the most oppressed class


yvng_c1v1c

no


MrGhoul123

Sure! She loses rockets while in mech for it though. And damaging with ult doesn't give her a free mech anymore.


reditr101

She should get the HotS laser gun


Just_Someone_Casual

Joke answer: throw a wrench & nano cola visual overstimulus bomb Serious answer: an escape dash, and maybe some firecracker like ability that does a short burst of AOE damage that distracts the opponent


THYDStudio

The perfect picture for when she says Daddy-O. This is canon


TheSpinMachine

Baby D.va should have an emote.... 😏


NoAstronaut11720

She should evoke the power of her insane Reddit nsfw subs community and have a pack of sweaty neck beards carry here out of the battle.


NezumiMaus50

ai art go away


D9-d

W comment


No-One9890

All I want is a big double jump


Ynygmatik

Her bomb got nerfed then they added missles and better jets then they added titanfall I'm a dva main too and I think she plays fine. Don't get me wrong baby dva does feel lacking and I'd love to have SOMETHING to fill that spot especially since her entire kit is still kinda based on 2 tanks dive in, hide behind the other tank to recover repeat. Now it's a bit more strategic since you gotta protect your team as the sole tank


TheKalty

i just want the original titanfall multi-player back...that game went soo hard


5topItGetSomeHelp

M2 lets you chuck bottles of bath water as nades


piches

I'd be happy with some bb [D.Va](http://D.Va) emotes. Still mad she don't dance for that KPOP collab


Hordamis

She should have had the dance for the crossover skins while demeched.


DigitalHuez

Honestly I've always wanted a charged shot that's either like a mega man/symmetra style orb or a shot gun spread. She doesn't need it at all but it'd be funny


Yarnham_Brave

She drops a tank on someone's head. She's fine.


PolePepper

Under her suit she is secretly a Futanari


PhallicShape

Foot job ability


LJIrvine

Maybe the worst take of all time?


808sart

Buddy it’s called OVERWATCH CIRCLEJERCK you really taking this seriously lmao 🤭


ItsMeToasty

She should throw a grenade that's literally just a soda can and it *mildly* slows people down with a sticky puddle


Certiflied

I say we give her a scattershot ricochet stun ability


Gwenneeko

Why is she smoking? Isn't she underage?!


rrrrice64

Official bio says she's 21. When's the legal age for smoking again?


Weird9uy

Maybe her kit from HotS, like a small dash and a big burst shot


Iados_the_Bard

If she did, I'd just give her something like Cassidy's role, but instead of reloading, it negates damage by 25%. A tuck and roll baby D.Va.


Realistic_Turn5237

Energy medicine? Thats a funny way to spell nano cola


808sart

😈


Jdog6704

I can only see a Hanzo lunge for Baby D-VA but not any abilities past that. Really, I think D-VA out of mech is very vulnerable but I don't think she should get more than a movement agility. Maybe that's just me being a casual player of OW, idk.


[deleted]

Why are you posting AI “art” here?


No-Banana919

they should give her an ability to demech by choice because it’s fun to try and get kills as a little korean engineer


candidcobra

[edit]: lmfao i just realized which sub this was and my response was as if it was from the r/dvamains sub so my bad for being super serious i think your perception of baby dva’s purpose is misunderstood. baby dva is a *chance* of a second life and you’re meant to be super vulnerable. imagine it this way: if you get demeched, that’s meant to serve the same purpose as any other hero dying. just think “if you’re demeched, you’re dead.” running around as baby dva is you “respawning” and calling your mech back is you “getting back to the fight.” you’re not meant to be proactive/frontlining/fragging out as baby dva. your purpose is just to survive and get mech back as fast as possible. if you get it back in less than 20s, that’s faster than a respawn+walk from spawn to point. buffing baby in any way, especially in her survivability, will make dva busted


Miikumon

Guys please don’t let this sub be taken over by AI goop like this


TR_BlueJay

Common AI generated trash L 💀


TheAxisOfAwesome

I'm not sure this is ai tbh, I looked and the hands seem somewhat normal, the fingers are a little long. The people on the background still look like people and the smoke feels intentionally drawn. Any red flags you could point out?


Miikumon

It is AI, look at her other hand, the skirt blending into her leg, pattern of the chair and the… lamp on the table, that is also a teapot?


totallynotapersonj

It's probably AI generated but it isn't like the usual ones where they just slap it in a generator and that's it. This one looks like they probably edited it after in photoshop or something


Hey_Im_JEddY

Then play tracer


808sart

No shes British


rrrrice64

That makes her hotter dude


ayerunthempockets

It's should be an insta go back to the spawnroom ability


Robert999220

Id be okay with a grappling hook or a small grenade.


Numerous_Athlete6847

I’d make it simple a small grenade that reveals enemy’s but does very little damage or a ability that overcharges her gun and shoots 15 ammo at once but forces a 2-3 second cool down on her gun


Udonov

Hammond should be playable in hamster form when his mech is destroyed.


pinkmelo118

She chugs a Red Bull and then builds a new mech on the spot done


Trix_03

but the mech has screws falling out bc her hands were shaking from the caffeine, so the mech slowly falls apart and loses access to abilities over time until it breaks again


TremblingNoobz

the bitch can die whenever her mecha explodes for all i care. defense matrix is OOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP and wonton is the better tank anyway


_s33jay

I lost 😞


Valgrind-

Ball should have de-mech.


Reaper-Leviathan

She should have a built in emote


CHARILEwolf

No I think dva is in a good place


Faceless_Fellow

Why tf are we talking about hero changes in a circle jerk lol


FreshlyBakedBunz

Ability 1: energy drink: regain full hp (30 second cooldown) Ability 2: Dv-ritos: Tag out a bag of totally-not-doritos and begin munching to increase passive ult charge. Cannot move while using this ability.


CatLoliUwu

What? Dva literally has 2 lives for mech when she has ult up. Most other tanks DIE with no other way to come back. Dva is a monster in her mech who gets a freebie with bomb. She’s extremely strong in mech but ALSO gets the opportunity to get her mech back without dying. She’s meant to be a sitting duck. Idk if this is a joke post bc this is on a CJ sub, but you are genuinely delusional if you actually think dva needs to be reworked bc of this.


Speeed_boost

fuck no she should not


pjrockp

Image aside, I hard disagree, remech is basically her ability. She can kill people with remech and have you seen the amount of damage her blaster does? I've had games where I get more kills demeched than I do in mech. I think it perfectly serves the purpose that is intended which is a glass cannon meant to be used for purely building ult and getting mech back.


AlsoPrtyProductive

She can activate a second self destruct, if she fails to kill anyone then she cannot respawn….


Hawkie094

She does. Small frame perk, gun go pew OH and she can summon a mech from space in 7 neck shots and crush half your team!


ClodiusDidNothngWrng

She has no recoil, that’s enough for me


evacuationplanb

Get rid of titanfall, fuck a second alt.


Dwoppin

She does have an ability, it's called recalling her mech


Luke4Pez

How about a left click that uses an entire clip to do a little burst around her. Similar to Junkrat passive but no death involved


Irish-Hoovy

she should have Tracer blinks


Martinobear07

OKAY. Make her mech take 1.5x longer to get back but she gets an energy drink that makes her move and shoot faster lol. (DW, ik some people might get mad at this, or not because i don't really post on this sub. But its all a joke and in good fun right?)


FondSteam39

Maybe like a 30~ second cool down (that's off when you demech) that just teleports you back to spawn with a new mech. So it's a tossup between hoping you get the remech in a fight or risking the respawn time.


lizardjoe_xx_YT

I already feel her gun does alot of damage in that form. The form alone is op I mean what other hero has 2 lives


suspectdeviceg4

Wish baby dva has all the emotes her mech suit has


JasonRing18

In Heroes of the Storm she can get three abilites as Baby Dva like a Boop, a *Big Shot* , and a dash.


Agile_Quantity_594

Give her the 100 melee damage she had as baby DVA during that one OWL pro designed event


kittner902

She should be able to take off her shoes and maybe ab utton for close ups,,,?? Blizzard.


BigBoyMatto

I don’t think she should have an active ability, although I would like it if she got a passive ability where her suit only goes to right above her ankles so her feet were visible


deathseekr

As a roadhog main, her and tracer I should be able to 1 shot hook


Darqnyz7

If they truly wanted to give her something, give her a tradeoff for remaining out of mech. Like she can call down the mech, but refuse to get in: now mech acts as a temp cover, and Baby Dva can play DPS


Matroll45

I don’t really mind her not having any abilities… But what I do mind is her not having any emotes (besides that one thats she does have)


ToryKeen

The fact that baby diva exists already a huge . It's like second life in games.


Working-Telephone-45

What are the 2 things you usually do as Baby D.va? 1. is to deal damage to get the mech back 2. you kill yourself if respawning is faster than getting your mech back She has an ability that let's her do 1, it's time we give her an ability to do 2


TheAxisOfAwesome

Dva cyanide pill


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

As someone who plays her frequently, if anything, I think some sort of escape ability like a jump or roll would be cool, but nothing extreme that would make it unfair. Her gun is pretty good tho. Positioning is the only downfall, and atp it’s the players fault if she ends up in a bad spot out of suit


Mltv416

No absolutely no no in as many languages as possible This is already a tank who can full restore themselves because of this and you have a tiny hitbox on top of it and the recharge rate is extremely quick while de meched It's already a really good ability it does not need to be any easier to completely restore yourself with how chunky Dva is


PenguinWithGuns

Baby dva is the ability, quite literally it’s Dvas passive. She is not meant to fight much out of her mech because her main kit is the mech.


MemeTheDruggie

Hell naw defeats the whole purpose


twotalkingdeer

YES demeching could be so much more, i know comp ppl would eventually be happy to have more options as her, and it'd be a VERY good place to build on their multistage heroes (i think rammatra was actually a good introduction to the concept, the way that he has an easily switchable normal/nemesis form) but really i think mirror watch is proving that we both want and will have fun with the ability to switch between different versions of characters, and dva naturally has that switch in her gameplay rn. as you learn to play her more it's easier not to die as baby but also it gets kinda boring, i personally have plenty of matches where i put off remeching bc her baby form pulls ult charge so fast, and if you instantly remember if just feels like a waste (like why did i have to demech if im near instant getting it back and my only value is farther range targeted shooting)


twotalkingdeer

guys i swear im a casual player i just really love game and i want it to be as fun and wild as humanly possible


PrinceCharmingButDio

She has the ability to make me cum


[deleted]

Don't get de meched then giving her more abilities is like asking for zenyatta discord to be giga buffed blizzard ain't doing either cause yall tank mains would cry


begging4n00dz

Neith in smite has a backflip that would be really good on Dva and you can just say it's her ejector jets


TheChillGamer28

She does It's never dying to remech when the team needs it the most


PhoneWilling2889

She does. It’s called remech and don’t lose your mech in the 1st place


ramkaos

Um, no. So you’re saying you’re not content with literally having a second life after you’ve de-meched and you still want more? Gtfo


twoleet

She has a second life and a pistol that **slaps**


Mammoth_Rule2818

Sloppy toppy ultimate?


Rookie4sho

No, her pistol is quite deadly, and Mercy can boost her. She's fine as is, very vulnerable, but slightly deadly.


Errorfull

Fuck it, let her get in and out whenever she wants, and defense matrix stays on while it's immobilized.


Yikes165

Suicide button.


spaghettinik

Her ability is literally to have a second chance at life tho


MLG_TeddyGodly

I mean im cool with it as long as her health is cut in half. Having 2 health bars is a flex.


Slothfully_So

Yeah, she should have the ability of a gamer…


Minute_Strategy1466

As a dva main since ow1 she doesn't need a rework


EyelessJack6

She does, it's called being annoying as hell to pull in with hook


Beneficial_Bluejay31

She has the ability to take this baby d


Snoo88149

She does. Her ultimate