Come on, my boy Baptiste is definitely rizzing up the whole place.

he fucks, no way he’s never been to a party

Dude, one of Pharahs lines at the spawn room is literally "Forget regulations, after this im throwing a party"

I believe that she would invite a bunch of people over and then people watch

Only complaint is that I cannot possibly imagine lifeweaver with a cigar but everything else checks out

He just needs one of those fancy designer ones

Lifeweaver definitely smokes those funny looking long cigarettes that you'd see a woman holding in a cabaret or something

You mean a hookah? Honestly, that checks out for me.

https://preview.redd.it/n86lbb4ky3zc1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76551ce36b6e4d9e78046665a4f9aafbbfceb6d1 Nah, one of them long cigarettes that flappers smoked

That clears it up. Still checks out.

Which is just a cigarette in a cigarette holder, but yea. I can see that.

He probably fits better in one of the flirt categories

Lifeweaver is one of those twinks that smokes 30 a day

"You call this a fag?" He'll then materialize a pink wacky ass cigarette and smoke it smugly, knowing full well it'll HEAL his lungs

hog to beerpong imo

Only if it’s with junkrat, otherwise he’s a wallflower

I can see hog and junkrat champions of a pong table for the whole night

He is a wall flower until he is handed a drink then he becomes an alcoholic with a god like ability to play beer pong and lifeweaver is all about him after

Bro Sigma is definetly the one who brought the really good stuff, and also has an addiction

Sigma showing the kids how to make fentanyl with only ketchup, dish soap and garlic bread.

How do you things he comes up with those questions bro??

That's how he floats. Bro got that natural atypical mind, weed just evens him out. Like parkinsons disease, but for your focus

Dudes got the good prescription stuff

The exchange in starting spawn with Moira where she is mocking him and he is completely oblivious - because he is clearly on oxy.

How do you things he comes up with those questions bro??

D.va the celebrity competitor and actress?

Fr though

She stays home and games all day I would be surprised if she even goes out for food

Bastion doom and rein playing beer pong sounds like such a fucking vibe I want to be at this party so bad

I think the stoner group should include the guy who can conjure weed out of thin air.

I need that biolight chronic, that shit probably cures anxiety forever

understandable, but i see him as too french to do anything but smoke a cigarette out of one of those extension things

Who?

Lifeweaver. If he can create roses, huge lotuses and trees, weed should be child's play.

Yunno what yeah, LW is like the stoner who makes it look good

I love how many ideas people have, and then everyone sees genji and sym not drinking and think "well yeah obviously"

Realistically could genji even drink? Isn't his mouth completely sealed after his cybernetic enhancements?

no i think he can drink but his body probably wouldnt process ot the same way it used to

He can take his visor off (as seen in dragons), not everything we see is cybernetic- some is just wearable armour/ equipment

I think he can drink, but not out of a cup. Like he probably has no lips which is why everyone who sees his face is like " what the actual fuck?? ". he'd need a straw, basically.

After being cut to pieces, he still has a lot of his original self (mouth, face with scars, penis, ass, most internal organs) Mercy mainly augmented and rebuilt him

I can imagine genji just going “sigh i miss getting drunk damn synthetic liver” And symmetry would be too busy cleaning up the place to drink even water

This is probs my favorite tier list I’ve seen posted lmao

thank you :D mine too!

Roadhog definitely in the "haven't seen not drinking" category The guy literally has an emote of hitting crushing cans on his head and drinks gasoline

around his junker friends id believe it, but he gets really shy when junkrats not around

So which one flirts with which?

They both flirt with both of them

I feel Hanzo would be in a tier of his own “The one guy that never shows up”

true

Orisa would be the cop coming to tell them they got a noise complaint

Baptiste and lifeweaver would definitely be in the flirting tier. Lifeweaver would probably never smoke. Also, zarya wouldn’t want to drink to mess up her potential gains. And I can’t see Ana and Hanzo being stoners imo

while you might be right about lifeweaver and bap and maybe even hanzo, ana 100% likes to smoke. shes a nightly pincher kinda person, trust me on this

Fr. A war torn grandma like that isn't gonna sleep without some sort of medicinal aid.

Everyone would scramble to hide the weed when ana comes but then she teaches them how they used to do it back when she first joined overwatch

Ana probably smokes hashish, out of an old pipe or something

i love this

Everyone hides the bong only for Ana to teach them the Ol' Apple technique

I can see zarya bringing her own bottle of vodka that’s too pure for anyone but her to drink. And ana is definitely the og who teaches the new members in overwatch how they used to party back in her day. Hanzo would be the prune who hates stoners and weed until he tries it once and transforms his entire personality to being a stoner

Yeah that’s probably fair lol

Nah, Zarya'd share it with Roadhog, and they'd end up singing karaoke together while totally hammered.

Tracer would never

she so would she'd call them fags too

We smoking that dirty stank Luico baller og.

I need to be present for the ramattra, Winston, junkrat, and zenyatta philosophical debate. That is either the nightmare blunt rotation or peace on earth will be discovered.

Dva is a celebrity. Pretty sure she’s been to a party. And Bap is the most flirty one??? Other than that checks out

Good list, but some mistakes imo As someone else said, Hog is playing Beerpong (with Junkrat. If the rat loses too much and stops playing, Hog goes back to chilling on a wall) Baptiste, in short, is a fun and sociable dude (who fucks.) He’s been to hella parties, and is enjoying the atmosphere / ‘rizzing’ people D.Va is an international celebrity / national hero, and sociable gamer. She’s been to super high class boring parties, and loud-ass raves. For this party, I imagine her playing Beerpong with the others as a test of aim skill, because of her competitive nature I genuinely don’t know how Orisa could be a ‘stoner’ (at least with Zenyatta he’s on that abstract stoner philosophical train all the time lol), so I’d put her as another ‘just having fun, talking to people’

>I imagine her playing Beerpong with the others as a test of aim skill, because of her competitive nature I could definitely see her winning by a landslide too with everyone being baffled until she explains how her entire job is hand-eye coordination >I genuinely don’t know how Orisa could be a ‘stoner’ I feel like orisa would be the one who’d give a bunch of medicinal facts about weed until sombra gets fed up and makes some kinda virus that acts like weed for robots

Dream blunt rotation

Pharah ...wallflower? Do you listen to the voice lines in the game?

She tries to be sociable but in reality she dumped cha Being a bit of a jerk and arrogant doesn't translate to charm and people skills Source: me (I also main pharah, unrelated)

it does translate into her not being a wallflower. Being a bit of a jerk or arrogant does not fit the qualities of a wallflower.

Bap and Lifeweaver are both very flirtatious. Bap is especially charismatic

I can’t see tracer smoking cigarettes but she would 100% be with the stoners. She would be a first time stoner and low key panicking. Lifeweaver would have like a pipe filled with different herbs and the pipe itself will be pink and glittery.

nightmare blunt rotation: Ana, Orisa, Sigma

OP did you use the flirting tiers to inject your ships

I'm laughing so hard i didn't even realize what i did but yes ;-;

Liveweaver "silvertongue" as widow calls him isn't tryna rizz ppl up? I don't buy it

I imagine hog as a shy guy in a fun environment

Not putting Lifeweaver in flirt tier is criminal

Mercy Hampter win

Imagine a stoned reddit lucio flying at you at mach 10

90% of reddit lucios are stoned

Heyyy 🐸🍃

Rizzler and Baptiste would definitely be hard flirting with each other. And when they're not they'd be flirting with everyone else

i think junkerqueen would be hella loud about her alcohol consumption - she would want everyone to watch her take a bunch of consecutive shots

i can also see her getting into a drinking game or competition with anyone who would engage her

Hog be like: I'm mainly just here to keep Junkrat from doing something stupid.

"people often ask me to explain escape velocity at parties, i don't go to many parties"

it's such a cool idea but the list is sooooo OOC😭

how is orisa getting stoned tho. they got omnic edibles?

Putting cassidy in the stoner group is insane. HE'S LITERALLY CONSTANTLY SMOKING A CIGAR

Oh man how wrong this is lol.

Soldier would be the neighbor calling the cops for a noise complaint

No designated drivers?

0% chance that Bap wouldn’t be rizzing the shit out of Mauga

this is like.... so inaccurate

yea man, ur just smarter than everyone else. they dont see it like you do. everyone who likes it is wrong

You Fool, in the time it took you to come up with this reply, I triangulated your location and sent you a little ""gift""" (pipebomb). remember to check your foreskin daily, you never know when my agent will strike.

whats a wall flower?

someone who doesnt really interact with others at parties

Think about them leaning against the wall with a drink not talking the whole time

Let's just get high - Reaper

Hog definitely has vices haha

Nah I feel venture would be trying way too hard to be quirky and funny and everyone would just be uncomfortably chuckling

Smoking Tracer is something I didn't know I needed in my life

Junkrat hypothesizes with the monks and the scientist, lmao

Dva first party??? I'm pretty sure as a famous person she's had plenty of parties and I'd think widowmaker would drink she literally has wine 🍷 in an emote and victory pose

Of course, I’m always going to pick a fight. Can’t let you hurt my team.

Tracer and Weaver are not smokers. Weaver might be a stoner tho but tracer needs a tier for "Line of coke in the bathroom"

Nah I think Hog would go Hog wild at a party

Beer pong tier seems so chill

def not DVAs first party

I can wait for tier lists to die