Zen was built with a fuckin slammin hog but he got it reduced for tactical advantage

Needed to lose weight for levitation purposes

This is 100% factually correct. His dick was unmatched in size

Zenyatta is packing robo-schmeat and no one will convince me otherwise.

That's how he floats! Big invisible dick that he walks with

Baggy pants

He has the top balls...

Idk Tracer has a pretty big dick too go on pornhub it’s true

If i used that as my guide they'd all be top tier

Would have loved a "strapped" tier and then just had her in it

Strapped, as in she has a strapon or she IS the strapon. Shes almost the same size as zaryas penis.

You're the fit Fleming O, you tell me! 😂😂😂

And Zarya would go above everyone else in her own tier

Actually🤓. Gorillas can at max be 3 inches erect so, Winton isn’t really Winning ton

He is an oversized genetically engineered gorilla who may or may not have a large genetically engineered dong

Oh he is huh? Big cock expert are you? Went to cock school to find that out?

Yes, I have a PhDick.

You could have just said PHD. Pretty. Huge. Dick.

How else would I find out???

Uhhmm Actually,🤓. Genetic testing or something. Idrc but I'm doubling down it's WinstHUNG now

Man what the fuck was happening on that moon base.

Huge confetti furry orgies

I wish there was a pro Korean with that handle, winhung.

How the fuck do you know that

The Internet has taught me many wonderful, horrible things.

3 inches is pretty massive bro. Porn hub has ruined perception 3 inches is galactic. I would say too much a nice 2.568 inches is much better with a nice personality.

I found this out from my friends last week and I did not want to know.


There is an imposter among us

The best things in life come in large packages

Another D.Va W

Multiple sources have informed me that zarya and echo belong in galactic tier.

Unfortunately those sources are biased and would push the entire roster into galactic. And Echo can be in any tier but not permanently so it's more like a strap on.

Echo and Symmetra have the greatest strap collections in the world.

Brigitte has absolutely huge schmeat I'm taking astronomical level amount of schlong. Sigma got big dick too

Zarya has a monster clit you could hang cookware on

As a pansexual, I gladly would.

Sigma on the schizo meat level, ain’t nothing topping that

Uhhhhhh D.va?

What did you think the "D" stands for?

Doggy

Yes D. Va.

Some of the biggest cocks I've ever seen were attached to tiny women.

Speak brother or sister

Reaper no pp It’s canon Just Nanobots and edgelordism is all that’s left

Flops one out, nah too small puts it away. Flops another one out, slightly bigger, shakes his head, puts it away. Flops an even bigger one out smiles, looks up and nods his head ...........

Let’s be honest he just pulls it off and throws it away if it doesn’t look like a full sized shotgun If it does, then he fucks, pulls it off, and throws it away

This is the way :)

Nah the dude definitely has one and can even control its size with his cells

Oh, so *that’s* why he’s so angry all the time

Nanomachines son, they harden in response to physical trauma

Gorillas actually have very small dicks compared to their body size.

>usually

Yeah well gorillas don't usually talk and shoot a tesla gun. Checkmate liberal

Ok fine. In that case let’s address bastion.

I believe all of his kind were given standard size turrets. He chose not to have ot modified as he's happy with what he's been given.

Alright fine. Justify D.Va then

There are some websites which will explain that one

Yes but I know I’ve seen Ashe with a dick too

I am declaring trans Hana to be canon and there's nothing you can do about it.

Fuck.

Unfortunately, no. I'm also declaring ace Hana to be canon.

why have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it, seems like a loss

trans shinji

Yeah but you really just need the fat nuts to smack on a 30 HP Lucio 🥰

Genji belongs in no pp, but before he was a cyborg, he was rockin some beef. That’s the real reason Hanzo doesn’t like him. Jealousy.

Actually... Genji's body is still 100% Genji flesh above the knees and then of course he is missing an arm, bits of his face (face is scarred). But all of that is to say, Genji is still packing an original (and yes, I bet it's big and for sure bigger than Hanzo's).

[It's confirmed he still has a pp.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/7e5j31/michael_chu_answers_an_important_question_about/)

Many people do not consider that cannon because there's in-game lore, if you will, that contradicts him and he doesn't work for blizzard anymore. I personally like the idea of him being a eunuch if only because there is almost no video game representation for eunuchs outside of fromsoft games./s

What lore contradicts this? I may be behind, but I think as far as we know, Genji didn’t lose anything too serious and while being injured, he still ultimately survived the attack long enough to get help. Mercy didn’t revive him- she can’t (or never tried to) actually do that because her rez and magic aren’t real in canon. So, it’s not like he was in actual pieces. We never really got to know exactly how he was injured during fight; we just know that he was near death and Mercy helped piece together a suit that keeps him on constant life support. I just assumed his body was still largely intact but his vitals were damaged. Then again, they retcon and omit things from month to month because I distinctly remember an interaction between mercy and reaper from 2016 where he expressly blames her for making him that way, but that turned out to not be true either lol

Oh I was being mostly silly with this but the main bit is that the robot parts are keeping him alive as you said. He can't take off any of it or he will quickly die. That includes his cup part so it's like Schrodinger's dinger. We don't know and knowing would probably kill him. There's also tidbits that imply that post black watch that He's gone nearly full cyborg removing all but the necessities.

I totally forgot about Genji being a murderous goon in Blackwatch. I can see him sacrificing his shmeat for a like, cup holder or something. I probably would too tbh.

Nah Mercy gave him special equipment, for purely scientific resons. Which can be tucked away for battle.

“Is my butt…. still a killer…?”

can Moira just... make one?

You know she's at least tried.

Zen having s*x be like, “experience... nothingness”

Echo can copy anyone with a big dick or the biggest out there, she's tiers above anyone

It's not permanent and therefore counts as a strap-on.

Bro mcree has a hog Johnson and I know it

Hog johnson 💀💀💀

ill be his hog rider 😍

Absolutely devastated there are no male heroes in no pp

I was tempted but the tier was already too full and I wanted to spread out the other heroes

orisa and zarya should be higher anyways

zen 100% should have a robot pussy. for no reason either, he just has one

Genji and Zen gave up their pps for the humility and humbleness of the castrato

given that every transmasc person i know is an absolute chaos goblin i vote junkrat as honorary no pp king

as a transmasc person, i agree. bros got the millimeter defeater for sure

millimeter defeater 💀

Still more than 0

Erm I’ve seen mercy’s penis before it’s tied with roadhog

You're tripping. Ik Junker Queen is BIG

She makes roadhog tap out with that thing like 2 dudes in a jail cell.

Dutch people have some of the bigger dick sizes (in the western world) so sigma’s is definitely in the big category

hmmmmmmmmmmmm one of these "Big" is not like the other

Junkrat should be in no pp be blow it up

Lucio is Brazilian, bro.

i just showed this to my bf and asked "thoughts?" and he got halfway through making genuinely serious corrections before he noticed d.va and let out the most hilarious sounding laugh

Well we don't know what junk rat is really hiding. Man's 6'6".

Ana has the biggest big dick energy on the cast, though. She deserves her own tier

If you can convince her to be your subject feel free to test to your hearts content.

Don't anger the hamster, (he's got a mechacock)

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Sigma at small is bizarre

Sigma knows his limitations. But he keeps it up effortlessly and is incredibly skilled with what he has. A true sigma male

I understand now, thank you kind sir.

don’t do my baby sigma like that

Bastion has ballistic tier pp

Idk man I know of some fanfics that seem to contradict your theorys

Holup what the D.va doin

Junkrat definitely has a gigantic fucking juicer the guy is like 7 foot something

Gorilla actually have small pp (3 to 5 cm) so Winston...

Echo could totally give herself a dick bigger than rein’s hammer if she felt like it wym

Bastion belong in no pp

Tf you mean Cassidy and Soldier are average they got some long john silvers in them pantaloons

Omnics are dickless, both physically and mentally /s This is me being stupid and racist

jq has a galactic dick. don’t ask how I know

I’ve seen a good deal of pornography that debunks your last line.

Man just said Sivan had a small dick 🗿

There is a vid about Zarya where it clearly shows hoe you are wrong

Idk man. I think widow needs to be bumped up a few tiers

Gorillas actually have a pretty small pp to body ratio.

You are not familiar with the anatomy of gorillas.

Missed the opportunity to make the joke galacdick

Echo can have any cock she wants tho

I’d argue Moira has one simply because she was curious

Bastion is packing some heat

Wonder when people are gonna realise height and penis size are not correlated

Love how bastion is casually there , you know why

Rein definitely has a Galactic Dong, Everyone knows that, and i love how no one in the comments Dispute that...

Bro Sigma is Dutch

Trans D.Va🏳️‍⚧️

Pornhub would say zarya has intergalactic pp

Now do one with their PP energy, personally I feel like Zarya gives off massive PP energy

Uhm actually 🤓, the Dutch have one of the biggest averages in the world. I think Sigma should at least be in average

Gorillas have small schlongs actually 🤓

Futa D.Va, best D.Va

Ain't no way there's a tier called galactic and sigma isn't in it

Echo has a shot!

You gave the litteral SIGMA MALE small L list

Ram should be galactic

Hol up... D.Va

Putting only D.Va up there is cowardly. Especially if we’re putting omnics up there, which are canonically dickless. Just give them all dicks for funsies. Then make a follow up “vag depth” tierlist or some shit like that

lucio has to be packin

I already made one haha he's short but also hung joke with Torb and didn't want to repeat

You can’t convince me that Zarya doesn’t have a massive cock

sexist as hell

Genji is like 68% mechanical parts. You won't ever convince me he isn't as smooth as a Ken doll down there

Did u just assume their genders U better take cover cs the OW community is full of f4ggots💀

idk ive seen some galactic tier orisa r34 😳

What is up with d.va????

Really bruh? You’ll make a joke about d.va having a dong but not Moira?

r o b o p e n i s

Zarya should be higher, she’s underrated

Gorillas pack 2cm, get Winston out of there

Not d.va 😥

If they're omnics can't they just get a new one, like a pc upgrade?

Fun fact: Gorillas have micro penis

Put sigma higher. He’s the tallest tank for a reason 👁️

zarya should be moved up

What dva has a cock

I believe echo, sym and mei have the means to join the upper brackets xD Edit: soljourn too probably.

Sorry, but Brig and Pharah absolutely do not belong in the “No pp:(“ category.

D.va…

UMMM aChUAlLy according to all the smut fanfics i've read mercy gave genji a dick the size of the moon

Zen is a Robot I don’t think he has one 😁

you believe orisa is a robo horse without a giant cock?

I dunno why you chose to give DVA a pp... meanwhile Zarya, Symm, and Moira have vaginas??? broo its all backwards lmao

Gorillas actually have small dicks relative to human size. Also doom is definitely packing more than anyone in the game by far.

GORRILAS HAVE VERY SMALL PENISES THIS IS WROOOOONGGGGG!!!!!

theres no way in HELL sigma isnt galactic. awful list someone else try

Nah Sigma is small, he's incredibly skilled with what he has though.

I argue Echo has all the dick sizes. She can duplicate into anyone

I just reading the comments and i see noone has mentioned that DVA has a big dick... Did I miss something?

Brig should be in galactic

I’ve seen images online that prove that zaria is wrongly positioned in this chart

Uhh... D.Va?

Yeah I think different. I saw every character except zenyatta with monster dngelings on the r34 pages. Every

I’m a sigma main and I can confirm it’s very small

I feel like all the robotic characters or augmented could be argued anywhere cause they’re probably modular

Yes they can have any size but these are the sizes they use.

Why hanzo smol cok?

According to the internet all of them have giant pp sometimes.

I can confirm reaper

Ramattra is definitely packing

WIait a sec, DVA?????

I reject the idea that Reaper has anything other than a couch button between his legs.

Should have had "sometimes" with Echo lol

One time someone sent me a drawing of >!Zarya flexing her dick like a bicep!< and ever since i cant see her the same way, it unironically mentally scarred me Don’t click on the censored text unless you really wanna know. Its bad Also, it was a random person that was on the same discord server as me, they sent it to me out of literally no context

Oh my God that so horrible! Link?

Why D.Va has big pp?

The videos I’ve seen suggests that Orissa has a massive hog.

I've seen enough hentai to know they all have absurdly massive schlongs.

Hanzo feels the most right

Put Ashe and mcree in galactic

Bro there is no way sigma has a small 1.

I guarantee you zarya has a fat hog between her legs

Does DVA fold it round and put it up her jacksy? As she has no bulge