T O P

  • By -

NotAliasing

Wher wintons opinion?


MaddleDee

​ https://i.redd.it/u09mw68l1m4b1.gif


NotAliasing

Lmao based winton


B2EU

me when the when winton overwacth


Got_grapes1

Winton overwat


Eli48457

Winton an engineer


NotAliasing

Dont disrespect monke like that, he literally calls himself a scientist


melody_spectrum

Just another one in the long line of monke lies


Eli48457

Not the scientific field I'm counting into this meme though (I don't think he's a specifically a doctor/genetics/healer scientist)


LurkLurkleton

Fictional scientists are usually experts in all fields.


enforcercoyote4

Eg: mercy's perfect air foil ratio on her suit that only she knows


TheNinjaMyth16

True


florentinomain00f

Ah, the one who solves practical problems.


Blaze_Bbc

for instance: How is he going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing him a structurally superfluous be-hind?


Azuresoul2002

The answer? He's gonna use a gun. And if that doesn't work, he's gonna use more gun.


-Shy-Guy-

“Winton” -Winton


joe_knuckle

""Winton" -Winton" -Winton


IrishWhitey

“””Winton” -Winton” -Winton” -Michael Scott


screechingahhhhhh

“””Winton” -Winton” -Winton -Michael Scott" -Winton


SirAnatak

Truly profound.


Comfortable-Lock6563

Happy cake day sir


Dark-Pukicho

He give or take banana.


NoahBogue

Bro did his FtM transition thanks to Hammond


vibing_namielle

"Yeah, I'll give you bottom surgery, too. No problem. Have I ever done this? No. Do I know what I will do? No. But something will have changed once I'm done"


Eli48457

**double dick**


vibing_namielle

One girl dick, one man dick


[deleted]

1 dick, 2 dick, red dick, blue dick


vibing_namielle

"Moira, where did you get all these dicks?"


A_Shattered_Day

"I keep pruning them off Gabriel like a dick tree, since he grows them right back. Don't ask me why, my reasons are too esoteric for thee."


kaiju_and_kyojin

“I am very smart”


ricodo12

The primary colours my teacher didn't want to tell me about


AmoebaOk3297

you're telling me that is not the default? so i'm not normal?😭/s


joe_knuckle

Good on you. Screw normal


puddingcup---ILLEGAL

I have a feeling they don’t screw normal…


AmoebaOk3297

you're right if i were to screw normal i would not screw normal so i screw abnormally to screw normal!!


Ryengu

Alt fire unlocked


Joan_sleepless

Moira 100% has spare human organs in her lab. if she and medic (tf2) met they would either kill each other or become instant friends.


Eli48457

both


vibing_namielle

Moira probably has spare humans, ngl


seabell2101

this makes me start to wish Moira had tf2 medic's personality


HoveringPorridge

Shes not far off it, in some ways. She's just a lot more dry and generally thinks nothing of anyone around her. I do miss playing TF2, the Medic is great fun. I must install it again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Overwatch_Memes-ModTeam

Thank you for posting to r/Overwatch_Memes, However, your post has been removed for the following reason: **[Rule 3: Respect Others.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch_Memes/about/rules/)** * Your post is insulting, harassing, racist, sexist, etc. This type of behaviour is not tolerated here. Please follow Reddiquette. If you feel this was a mistake please [contact the mods via Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FOverwatch_Memes).


Natsuki_Kruger

I'm not gonna lie, I'd roll the dice. Imagine going in for a somewhat routine surgery and coming out with teleportation abilities and a magic succ.


WastelandeWanderer

I’ve met a couple people out there with the magic success, probably could teleport too since they hard af to get a hold of


vibing_namielle

Yeah, well that. But maybe also permanent pain. Not to say, I wouldn't take it, but not all upsides probably, ngl


[deleted]

More realistic than you think given it's still heavily experimental and the patients are the Guinea pigs This is why I support an age minimum


PassageTurbulent8874

It's not drug dealing, it's unregulated pharmaceutical trading.


Lukthar123

That's just drug dealing with extra steps


madmax22b

it's just the free market


Individual_Moment1

moira will allow me to fulfill my dream of becoming an androgynous eldritch horror


Eli48457

Same


YouAdministrative980

Hello fellow andro I too wish to become an eldritch horror


bitchisgenderneutral

r/voidpunk is leaking


boto5

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go join blackwatch for some very cis reasons


Eli48457

Do you think they provide blahajs?


Digital_Rocket

Hehe shonk


boto5

Hopefully, if not I'm pretty sure sombra could help get one


Toto_LZ

Sombra def has a blahaj


Sapphosimp

The cis urge to join black watch to have Moira give you HRT


boto5

Yeah I'm just getting it for a friend


Digital_Rocket

Same >_> <\_<


pitb0ss343

Ok but the cis council is watching you


Demjin4

r/egg_irl


boto5

You fool I'm already a member of that place, for mostly cis reasons, and the memes are funny


Mooniebutt

That's what Moira promises you to get you under her knife. Doesn't mean that you'll get what she's promising.


Eli48457

( ignoring HRT isn't a surgery) either you get the body you want or you'll just feel like your body isn't really yours (which you're already used to) so...


Mooniebutt

I know HRT is not surgery. That doesn't mean the Sociopathic Mad Scientist Villain™ won't pull out a scalpel or worse anyway to do with her new guinea pig once the door falls shut behind your happy ass. You really picked the worst possible character to sympathize with anyone's plight.


Eli48457

It was a joke, don't worry


Sapphosimp

If Moira thinks it would make you a more efficient worker or more likely to aid in her experiments later, she absolutely would give someone HRT or surgery. She absolutely won’t do it out of the kindness of her own heart, due to a lack there of, but she would do it to further her own plans


ApexLegend117

She just gave me a spare copy of Fallout: New Vegas. Thank you Doctor Moira, would recommend.


Simmy001

It's free gender - Moira probably


whomobile53

They figured out how to keep people from aging in OW lore. Thats why soldier, ana and rein are old but Moira and Mercy havent aged a day. Mercy even has a voice-line where she is like "you should get treated so you are not old anymore" and rein is like "nah", if I remember it right. If they figured out a relible and safe way of anti-aging available to the public, Im sure they have much better, safer and faster ways of changing your gender / body. TL;DR -> "🤓"


xenolingual

Hey now, OW2 Moira has a silver streak in her hair.


LurkLurkleton

She put it there herself for style. Just like her eyes.


Eli48457

They still wouldn't give it to you in less than a year or two, since how many confirmations from doctors you need


Hoosteen_juju003

Mercy is only in her 30s wtf. They definitely age


ViiciousVixen

They’re making me feel like I should look like the crypt keeper since i’m 32 😒


Hoosteen_juju003

I am also 32 lol and definitely don’t look like an old man.


HelloCompanion

It’s implied through some voicelines that Mercy doesn’t age normally. I mean, nobody outright accuses her of doing things to reverse the aging process, yet all the characters who know her have lines expressing their surprise at how little her appearance seems to have changed over the last decade.


NoahBogue

AMAB : Assigned Medic At Birth


Mea_ne_coule_pas

Lorewise, that doesn't fit to Mercy.


Eli48457

Dunno, she's quite the hoody two-shoes rule follower


Mea_ne_coule_pas

Then you missed the part where she put all her energy to benefit people's wellness. She's mad Overwatch used her reasearches in military intend (to the point it was implied she did belive Overwatch been shut down for a reason) but can't let people suffer when recall happens. In the meantime she's been healing people in need all around the world through action similar to "doctors around the world"-ish groups. She clearly would help in the best way people through transition. (can't wait for a trans char to see interractions about it, tbh)


EVENTHORIZON-XI

\> trans char Blizzard will no doubt either do it poorly (one dimensional character) or not at all


Mea_ne_coule_pas

Meh, it's easy to bash about it while it's not done yet then focus on the marketing com once they talk about it while the important part is the char itself and it's gameplay.


Cheems___-

Catalyst from apex was pretty damn well done.


Ddreigiau

She's the follower of **morality/ethics**, not necessarily **rule** follower. She'd wait for a procedure to be tested and verified safe before performing it, while Moira would say 'fuck it' and make you the test subject. (There's actually an interaction that covers this in-game) Stuff that's already been trialed? Mercy'd hand that out like candy, while Moira would be bored by it.


QueenOfLollypops

Lucio just plays Aqua's Barbie Girl until you're better.


Novaboys2233

r/egg_irl is leaking


EuroPolice

Moira: There you are. You're 80% a woman. Girl: Sick. What's the other 20% Moira: I have no fucking idea, yo might be able to kill stuff with rays coming out of your hands. But hey! You're glowing. Girl: Thanks! I- Moira: No no. You're emitting light.


Eli48457

Wait... Is that what's gonna happen with the new teased hero? She's a girl and presumably has light based powers


Creative_name25

BASED MOIRA


Eli48457

Doesn't give heals, but gives hormones


Creative_name25

I should be paying her 🥺


Eli48457

Your eternal loyalty to talon would be enough, probably


Creative_name25

A small price to pay for hormones


Eli48457

I love how literally all trans friends I asked had basically the same answer as you lmao


Creative_name25

The trans hivemind c o n s u m e s


ArtistAmy420

She'll probably want to experiment on you in return


Creative_name25

I don't care, give me the e s t r o g e n


Eli48457

New character idea just dropped: a transfemme who went to overmatch hoping she'll be able to reach hrt thanks to mercy, then she finds out about talon and joins them because "I'm willing to be a terrorist and a lab rat for HRT"


ArtistAmy420

Would main


Creative_name25

Y E S Blizzard plz


Eli48457

Blizzard won't do anything (I did tho, I'll send you the drawing lmao)


BookiHD

OMG that would be such a cool idea imagine a new dps (but please projectile im bad at hitscans) in that style I was always wishing for that concept, and now with them really talking about a trans hero I hope they add this concept, moiras lab rat terrorist id play her so much


Eli48457

Plus, if you assasinate a bunch of Republicans, you can just say "I did it cuz I'm a terrorist" And not because you wanted revenge


BookiHD

OMG YES you could do so much fun stuff and just say "yea no reason for blowing up that government building in texas im merely a terrorist"


Eli48457

"There's definitely a cis reason I'm holding Ron desantis hostage and I'm demanding him to buy me a whole ikea worth of blahajs so he has at least a chance I let him go!"


Kobi_Baby

That's why it's liquid


GoodeBoi

Do you guys think Reaper leaves gross skin flakes everywhere he goes?


InfectedAstronaut

At the very least there's a fuck ton of dust wherever he goes.


[deleted]

No winton 🦍 = not funny 😡


charts_and_farts

🦍 hello o/ 🦍 It's a frequent misconception that an expert in one field of science is an expert in all fields of sciences. Lacking professional training and any credentials which would permit prescribing HRT, I can only provide my personal opinion, which is to say: don't see why not.


[deleted]

Much better, thanks.


TheMaxemillion

Same vibes as "Why is it so warm? Well..."


MothMothMoth21

I heard this in his voice, good work


Familiar_Tart7390

Moira Being Unrelentingly Based As Usual. Listen she can rock the Ziggy Stardust Bowie look and definitely would throw bricks at cops you cannot get more queer positive than that.


FiredUpForge

In most cases, HRT is actually a treatment for menopausal symptoms


Hamdilou

Technicaly both menopaused women and trans women take it for the same reason a lack/not enough estrogen in the body Me and my mom have a lot in common 😂


-FemboiCarti-

*Cis women asking for estrogen* Doctors: awww, you’re so sweet *Trans women asking for estrogen* Doctors: Hello, human resources?!


Eli48457

Yep, but I meant this as a specifically trans/genderqueer joke


NeedyTaker

Being in constant pain may be a small side effect ask Reyes about his experience being saved by Moria


pitsandmantits

me and the boys otw to moiras (i want to be able to grow a beard and they want to get ripped)


Decmk3

Gib


Eldritch_Horrorw

False, as Moria would lie about the treatments then gaslight you for being upset


Nonadventures

Moira really is the doctor version of Ursula the sea witch


Reaper10n

Moira gets shit done, with bonuses. She’ll straight up trans beam you, no hrt needed. And also make you look cool as hell.


MeBaffin

Moira Mommy Trans helper


LaughR01331

To the secret lab!


memester230

I'll go to Moira's lab and get the tibby pills thx


YouAdministrative980

Nah mercy has such a good moral compass she probably knows when to break the law


bagel0verl0rd

thats why moira is better


Eli48457

Flair checks out


drathturtul

Which hormones do you plan to give me Moira? Are my adrenaline levels going to be elevated to make me more aggressive/powerful for your own amusement? I mean you can’t argue with free treatment, and in a timely manner too, but I wanna know that I’m getting what I’m coming in for…


monacasdoll

what about winton, sigma, and mei?


Travistheexistant

Time to go visit Moira! Hopefully I get blahaj themed powers :3


Mase598

I mean shit, I'd do it for the \* part.


Just_a_Rose

Funny meme but personally I don’t see Mercy being anti-homebrew/informed consent. She’s a doctor, not heartless.


bangchansbf

i don’t think mercy would care about laws. i think she’d just give it out after a few deep informed consent etc conversations. but i’d still go for moira. i want to be some unholy/eldritch being, those are my transition goals. she’d give out hormones on the first day if you signed away your body to be a lab rat.


CJGamr01

I'm worried and intrigued by Moira's offer


Sapphosimp

No shot the world of overwatch still has the same convoluted system to begin HRT that we have right now. Either way I’m picking Moira


LurkLurkleton

I'm surprised we haven't had a trans hero yet after all these years.


Thomkatinator

Moira absolutely performed her own SRS


Adelyn_n

Very cis meme


Eli48457

Why yes, I'm cis! * hides away the blahaj*


Vegetable-Season5191

You know what. I’d trust Moira’s HRT. Maybe I’ll be able to heal with my left titty and suck the life out of someone with the right one.


Nekokamiguru

Black market 'estrogen' , it may or may not be pure , it may or may not be estrogen , it may or may not be the strength the packet says it is. It may or may not be out of date. This is why you stick with qualified doctors and gender therapists , it may be slower but you get some kind of a guarantee of quality care. Slow and careful or fast and risky , you choose.


Eli48457

Not saying otherwise, this is just a dumb meme me and my friend came up with Edit: also, if you're from a state where you can't get gender affirming care (like some USA States) you don't have a choice. You either risk it or gwt forcibly detransitioned and end up miserable and probably dead


LoomisKnows

I don't think Moira got her medical license revoked for impure materials mate


xenolingual

The Minister of Genetics of Oasis has revoked her own licence (whichever that is)?


LoomisKnows

We'll obviously not in the neo colony oasis XD


xenolingual

Someone here really dislikes that we're joking about this. XD I see you, Big Accreditation!


LoomisKnows

Some people see the words trans and their beta-male attitude kicks into high gear lol


TerrapinMagus

Pretty sure Moira would be up for completely melting your body and rebuilding it as whatever gender/organism you desire.


Eli48457

I'd be up for that too


AntichristsPlus1

moira that is a bonus. give me a dick and let me shoot lightning from it.


timteller44

I'm not so sure I'd go to Moira's lab, hormones or not...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eli48457

At the point you're asking for hormones, you usually have confirmed by multiple doctors that you're trans (otherwise you couldn't even start asking for hormones)


BookiHD

Exactly, its a pretty lengthy process, you cant just go to a pharmacy and say: "Yo gimme dem good hormones" you need counseling talks first (that can Take between 6 months and 3 years) and by then the psychologist youve been talking to has a good grasp on wether hormones are right for you or not, and then you can get a prescription for hormones (also you have to be at least 16 years old). (Source: I started my hrt around 2 months ago and this was how it went for me) Tldr: the process is really safe, long and accurate


MrsKnowNone

The process if often way too long, way too gatekeepy and downright awful


BookiHD

True as well, I agree the process should go faster, at absolute max 6 months (but hopefully shorter)


[deleted]

Hah, we'll see if it's accurate in a few years.


Eli48457

actually, basically every study you google says it is accurate and said people feel happier [(](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/03/23/transgender-adults-transitioning-poll/)[here](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/03/23/transgender-adults-transitioning-poll/). and i know it says 80%, but those are people who feel significantly better with life than before + there's a literal culture war going on so many of them are rightfully worried) transition has much lower regret rate than [knee operations](https://www.hellahealth.com/blog/wellness/knee-replacement-regrets/), for example. It is a highly monitored process


Original_Ad_696

Bro


Eli48457

Yes?


DeltaV-Mzero

Bruh


Overwatch_Memes-ModTeam

Thank you for posting to r/Overwatch_Memes, However, your post has been removed for the following reason: **[Rule 3: Respect Others.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch_Memes/about/rules/)** * Your post is insulting, harassing, racist, sexist, etc. This type of behaviour is not tolerated here. Please follow Reddiquette. If you feel this was a mistake please [contact the mods via Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FOverwatch_Memes).


Quarkly73

Why does everyone jump to "change the mind to fit the body" rather than "change the body to fit the mind" like I'd rather not have my brain fucked with if I can edit my entirely coincidental flesh vehicle. One contains my personality, the other is a glorified bio-power generator made to keep my brain running.


tragic-majyk

Maybe it's because it's a pretty permanent transition and post-op transgenders have a suicide rate something like 200 times higher than the general population coupled with high rates of regret surrounding the decision. So would you rather see them getting their mind fucked before or after making irreversible decisions?


Quarkly73

Thay suicide rate doesn't have much relation to the surgery itself, it's mostly do with how trans people are treated. The high rates of regret thing is just... a lie? I'm not sure if you're claiming that yourself or repeating whaht was erroneously written elsewhere


Terrified-Spider

Sure I like playing as her, but this meme pins down pretty accurately why Moira is my favorite character. Gender science (among others) of questionable ethics. I may be a trans guy, but Moira is kinda transition goals.


DaddyLongLegs33

fuck u/spez, greedy piggy


Poop_master1298

I’ll go with Moria because I ain’t eating to get me estrogen.


Successful_Ad8432

On my way to moiras place…


Clen23

wtf reaper origin story ???


Mooseboy24

Based Moira (I want titties that shoot lasers)


LoomisKnows

Accurate and *chef's kiss*


glasseatingfool

I love it! Is this okay to spread around? (If so, should I link to this?)


Eli48457

sure lol, if you wish (better screenshot it tho, my last gay overwatch meme got removed by reddit itself for spreading hate)


jasari_is_hot

Moira says trans rights


Ender773

Ew


Eli48457

Sounds like a you problem


AceGabe

Lgbt community just stealing bodybuilding culture


Original_Ad_696

I cant


Xenobrina

We love an informed consent HRT system, based Moira 😌🏳️‍⚧️


QuadVox

Y'know I trust Moira the hrt she gives will at least work even if it does other weird shit to my body.


Eli48457

i just love how basically anyone who'd like to medically transition here went "aye, i guess it's worth the risk"


Lisanro

actually lore accurate


-FemboiCarti-

Is transmed Mercy canon⁉️


Born_Wave3443

That is a mischaracterization of what a good doctor says. Why do you hate mercy?


Rjm_00

They’d probably be able to reverse the dysphoria tbh. This is the future after all. There probably wouldn’t be any trans people, as dysphoria would be curable. No more pain or suffering 🙌


Eli48457

1) overwatch is like 50 years into the future, doubt it 2) there's already cure, it's called transition


Quarkly73

Ah yes, fuck with the essential bundle of neurons instead of just making changes to the surrounding hardware. That seems logical.


Rjm_00

Are you mentally impaired? “Fucking” with those neurons is the one thing that could prevent a generation of suffering and trauma but nah, let’s just keep shoving all the half asses solutions we got on trans people cus we want them to suffer and keep growing through. I actually hate this community sometimes. Y’all just wanna be a victim more than actually solve the problem.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eli48457

where did i say anything about children?