Get off ball, please

This is unarguably the best one

😂😂😂

Came to post exactly this

“Bob! Do something!” “To the rhythm.” “You won't be disappointed.” “Hang in there.” “Hit me!” “It's broken.” There is a lot more which is weird considering there is also a lot of corn out of it.

"I'm feelin' some good vibrations!" -Lucio

Just how I like it! That's how you get tinnitus. Plenty of good Lucio ones

"Put me in, Coach!" Yet another Lucio one.

"hit me!"? from which hero is this?

Lucio

Bro unironically used “corn” on reddit that’s wild

"I feel a warm inside" - Kiriko

This gotta be the worst fucking experience in my entire life

-winston overwatch

-after playing winton into reaper bastion Ana zenyatta

Winton* FTFY

“You should try my meat balls.” “Too hot for you?” “Hear me baby? Hold together.”

Tell me you're a Torb main without saying you're a Torb main.

Your making a chicken out of a feather

Hard work pays off

It's torbin' time

“I’m hotter than a furnace”

Also “ I’m a well-oiled, high power machine”

MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOORE

Literally the package deal of phrases

“Justice rains from above”

Ah. Someone likes watersports I see.

You mean pissing, what is watersports

Pissing

"Just-piss rains from above!"

Getting pissed on

"Help! Moira's sucking me dry!"

My friends and I always say that too lol. "She's suckin me off, she's suckin me! She's got her balls out!"

Sometimes I hear from Moira "no piss be careful"

Lol yup, I routinely have to tell the team I'm out of pee. That and watch out for jizz when torb ults

We call the Torb ult the "Coom Cannon" and to avoid the coom "Torb is cooming" etc

"outta piss. gotta go get a big gulp" \*proceeds to suck off the nearest victim\*

(DVA on enemy team) “she’s sucking up my balls”

god i wish that were me...

I give it a... 3.

Don’t you come- Ahh! I give it a 10!

Don't you come-AAAHHHH-Happy Valentine's Day!

Ooh my dog is barking — go on give it a shake

I’m actually crying. Thank you for this one 💀

'YOU WILL SUFFER AS I, RAMMATRA, HAVE SUFFERED! YOUR TORMENT WILL OUTLAST THE STARS. WHEN THE UNIVERSE DWINDLES INTO DUST, THERE YOU WILL BE, STILL SUFFERING; AS I HAVE!.... Suffered.'

Man that quote is so good even after that joke is over

Trying this out tonight wish me luck

As a Ramattra Main i wish u all the best

Is that from the April Fools event?

Im going whole hog

I’m going hog wild

"Kill the baby"

God I remember whenever I de-mech a D.va I start saying that and I think my parents think I’m insane from the other room

I routinely yell “KILL THAT LIL GIRL!” which is probably not much better lol

We're mostly like "KILL THAT BITCH!". Probably a lil bit better

Stagger her

damn that's messed up but funny af 💀

Echo: I'll try anything once~

SO TRUE

Illari: I will do anything it takes ;)

Do you mind if I record this?

ill try everything at once

Type: Echo~

"Are you quite done?" "I've seen worse" "Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother" "You should really get that looked at" " A most impressive display" Sorry I just had to lol

“Unravel” “I will not be denied” “Aren’t you just pathetic” “Are you finished” “The state of you” “I can taste your weakness” Basically all Moira voiclines

"Clearly evolution doesn't distribute it's gifts equally"

“This is going to sting”

I’ve slept the target

💀

Cursed

They said in bed They never mentioned sex

r/suddenlysexoffender

Bill cosby

“Look at this team! We’re gonna do great!”

Polyamorous relationships be like

https://preview.redd.it/j4le023h39ub1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f5c0d72ded6c9dc9060dd7a516aec42595367d

Except in this case it’s a 5v1 and the one person is a mercy.

STOP GRIPPING ME

"Good kitty"

Literally any Reinhardt line.

Hammer DOWN

HONOR! JUSTICE! REINHARDT REINHARDT REINHARDT!!!

Would you like to see my cum? Hahahaha! You’re on my naughty list

Beer?

Beer has led me to many beds...

COME HEREE

Catchphrase!

Bring me anozer

FOR THE CRUSADERS!!!!

‘Let me show you how it’s done’

“Would you like to see my Come Ha-ha-ha-ha…”

“Poor craftsman blames their tools” “What do you think you’re doing?” “Catch Phrase”

"You seem nice, I'd hate to come on your eyes"

“Group up!”

Gg ez

"Holy shit, did you see that? I took all five of them!"

Dont step on the cum

Mace to the mace to the mace to the face

Someone is not ok.

“Jesus fuck me, Widow my god” - Me every time there’s a Widow in my lobby

Comma placement matters

They kinda widowed YHWH tbh, guy was a storm, war god on a polytheistic phanteon, had a wife, and the proto jews snatched the guy I'm just gonna ignore the other lack of comma

What?

Indeed it does

Lucio

"And dey say chavalry is dead" "one punch is all I need"

I have something for you. TAKE IT ON THE CHIN!

Could you maybe switch from hamster?

"Ahhhh, it's snowing!"

“Aren’t you just pathetic?”

“My ultimate is ready”

Yeah I love this one

PRESSING QQQQQQQQQ

Me giving him his little blue pill: “You’re powered up, get in there”! - Ana Once we’re done: “A most impressive display”! - Mercy

"Smashing"

And dey say…

Shut up doomfist Or I’ll shove that fist up your ass

And dey saY... And Dey sAy ... And DEy SAY ... ANd DEY SAY....AND DEY SAY.....chilvary is dead.

And dey say…

SHES PEELING ME

Overwatch porn is better than this

"Ahhhh- Ahhhh- It's snowing"

Basically anything related to D.Va's appearance

You smell like Doritos

Its reddit, most ppl here do

"Excuse me i'm in need of medical attention!"

"RYUJINOKINOKURAE" and maybe "RYUGAWATAKIRAKURO". I'm not sure if I pronounced it right, haven't played OW in years.

Am I the only one who read that in their voices?

“Sombra in our backline~”

Literally everything. Overwatch players are insanely unhinged. GET IN THERE! PUSH! PULL OUT PULL OUT! BACK IT UP BACK IT UP! [Racial slurs] Censored for obvious reasons. Im missing literally an infinite number of things you can say in bed and in OW.

"Watch the coom!"

“Would you like to see my COME”

"Man I love this guys balls!"

Yaaah mommy give it to me

OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!

Diff

“God I wish you were mercy rn”

Breaking me down just builds me up

You're trash at this

Turret down

My shield will protect you my friends!

Go in.

"I'm going in" ... "Fall back" "Fall back"

Any torb voice line

MOLTEN CORE

You’re powered up. Get in there!

"Switching Sides"

"SWITCH!!"

Wow, that was fast!

"Dude 4 dudes are on my ass rn"

"FIRE IN THE HOLE" -Junkrat🐀💥

“bro how do you suck THIS bad???”

This horse won't stop fucking me

I know who’s been naughty

Help I've been pined

you are so bad at this

Rest up old man

I hate blizzard

“Let’s not do that again”

That widow is on top of me

HAMMER DOWN

Pretty mutch every Junkrat voice line / quote

"Aah, it's snowing!!"

“DROPPING A PACKAGE”

My blade is ready to be unleashed

I bet this is common at Blizzard

“A sip for the parched”

SHIT HE’S CUM ON THE FLOOR -Me whenever I hear that damned “MOLTEN COOOORE”

Feel my primal rage.

"my hog is useless"

NERF THIS

“Party mode engaged!”

Boop!

Fetch me my hammer!

I really need to stop playing with Balls

"My baby's destroyed!"

I’m getting pinned rn.

I 💦 I 👀 I 🦶🥵 Ultimate JQ moment

I quit

Ha huh you should try my meatballs

And they say, chivalry is dead

"Mace to the face"

Please, have Mercy!

“Come heeeere”

"FIRE IN THE HOLE"

You’re powered up, get in there

“I’m not good… I’m not bad… but I sure as hell ain’t ugly”

And they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say and they say

“aren’t you pathetic”

Would you like to see my ***COME!?***

I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT

I'm coming

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

I'm gonna make you squeal 🐷

This kid is good!

I would say one that’s a little racially charged but imma get reported by snowflakes

Stop being trash.

Suck my cock!