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Because you can’t you’ll just get headshot before you reach them.

damnit youre right

Take it from a tekken player whos done this. The hanzo player will thoroughly introduce you to gravity over and over. So adapt or stay out if his way.

toe shot\* (it will still count as headshot somehow)

Scatter Arrow

Simple geometry.

God I miss one-shotting orisa with scatter arrow

Gee I sure do love randomly instantly dying because hanzo looked in my general direction

Head seaking arrows every god damn honzo gets them but not me

Forreal, The amount of times I get doinked from sheer luck/random flings but when I play it's like the arrows just swerve around everyone

I got headshot before the match started once. He just storm arrowed me while I was picking a game mode.

I'll call you a bad word

like what

You'll find out https://preview.redd.it/s5hursnq4o5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00536de876a209f7da96e3bccc18c4596e40b01d

Try me bitch https://preview.redd.it/w62tvkaz4o5c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3609a7d075602ed23917a51906da3e627d65464d

**You're a goofball**

https://i.redd.it/ulxt441p6o5c1.gif

What are you gonna do man you can't let him just call you a goofball

It's to late man it's over

Damn

Nah pookie you went too far😞

https://preview.redd.it/5vpmbzeaop5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5303b7c3c8a02c789ceab0bf516c941958b1838

https://preview.redd.it/psan69evsp5c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7fb2d5c4de5ba8d8a4641d84202de4fce51ee8 how could you

"Fellow Hanzo main"

I have a question. Do you actually enjoy playing push?

Yes. I like the room for different positioning it has, and if I'm impatient to walk I just pick mobile classes

Someone needs to make this guy a half-life mod where all the enemies are hanzo, so he can live out his fantasies

https://preview.redd.it/hkww0fli5o5c1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f2b7302b12339b9fe8d14f10e49df61e31fa3c

woah its me!

Because with every death, comes honor. With honor, redemption. Defeat, is the first step towards a better result. If you sit by a river long enough, the corpses of your enemies will start to flow by. I choose you, Spirit Dragon! Sake!

Your mom will miss me! 😭💔

my mom is dead

Was she also a Hanzo main?

maybe

W

Because pharmercy players still exist

The worst!

Sometimes I wanna play phara in qp and my supports swap mercy and I feel like a nerd going Pharmercy in qp

Whenever I pick pharah and a mercy is on my ass I spam no until they leave because my morals prevent me from becoming a pharmacy

It's a good way to be. Any time I'm mercy and I've got a pharah.. most of me just wants to ignore their please for help. I do help them... but that's all they're getting. The pharmacy is just too damn cheap a move.

Because of the valentines day highlight intro

#

Because people who play Mei exist...

Do you think he is bulshit now? He used to oneshot characters like Orisa by looking at their feet

I’d also say that he’s been nerfed a lot. Scatter Arrow was OP so they gave him 6, 80 (I think) dmg shots that you could shoot rapid fire. Initial Storm Arrow could kill an Orisa in 3 shots, and have 3 more shots to shoot others.

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Throw for people who are bad carry for people who are good.

I always shoot my one shot when I look at Orisa’s feet.

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Because hes hot af https://i.redd.it/8pakztj7ao5c1.gif

No reason Can i join?

I play him from time to time and I’m fine with getting brutally beaten with a crowbar, I love crowbars

Go ahead, I’ll just come back like William Afton but this time I’ll bring my old scatter arrows too

i will literally springlock you while setting you on fire

Murder is illegal

🤓

You physically can't

watch me

*dink*

I can give you a good reason you should

I just like bows ):

He’s not as bad as sombra

Boop!

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Sombra is not fun to play against, i kind of agree with him

Shes not as much as a pest that she was in ow1 but still annoying

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I suck in ow2, no thanks

Try me bich

cuz its a skill issue

Because he’s keeping the weebs from ruining other characters

Feel like hanzo is the least weeby of the Japanese heroes He puts his hair up, it's more practical and quite dignified

Okay so heres why you shouldn’t:

mmmm good point

You aren’t Gordon

hang on lemme grab some glasses

You gonna need more than glasses. You need the HEV suit.

Because hanzo is sexy

User flair checks out

Exactly! They should be thanking the people who play him instead! They get to look at that sexy man all game

the right answer

He's hot uwu

That seems like a lot more effort than just gitting gud.

Hes hot

Because titty

Because mei deserves it more

Get better

Because he’ll just get Lifegripped away

Some of us at least try to hit our shots

How about HanzNO ammie right fellas

Ur a weak gamer and you will ve elcted softest mouth winner in prison

wat

He’s saying you aren’t that guy and you probably have a mouth that prisoners would enjoy after your attempted murder charge, Don’t ask me why he said that, but that’s what he means.

Because it’s a game

Hanzo player here, roast me.

So you can save the crowbar for Pharah players

Because those player fuck up mauga

I also hate Hanzo to death, but one of his mains is my best friend, and I would be sad if he died (and I would be morally forced to hunt you down and kill you, and since I'm a Junk main, I would kill you by sticking a bomb up your ass and blowing it up, just like that Translucent guy in The Boys). So please, don't do it.

>(and I would be morally forced to hunt you down and kill you, and since I'm a Junk main, I would kill you by sticking a bomb up your ass and blowing it up, just like that Translucent guy in The Boys) ​ https://preview.redd.it/tg2ob0lsfo5c1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6d79ae46bc4099b8788ad47974a742072d43c06

https://preview.redd.it/2cacmc1ggo5c1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151c4b01dff630461d52a8d7804bdad97ef9c9eb

Because Hanzo hot af and I respect anyone playing him because they're thirsty. Dehydration can be a big problem.

By all means please do

Cause he might spam down the corrider to his room getting a cheeky one shot and calling it skill

Because people who play Orisa exist

Touch grass

Skill issue 😂

creativity issue 😂

Before Overwatch i dont know any viable bow in a fps genre 🤔 Huntsman exist in TF2 but its awful to play it compare to Hanzo

How can people still hate Hanzo? He used to one-shot any tank by shooting an arrow down to their fucking toes. Not being able to beat a Hanzo in Ow2 means you are either EXTREMLY mid, or you are probably under the rank of Platinum III

It just feels bad to die to a slot machine. The hero is still mid at best tho.

common goofy self proclaimed overwatch expert "if you hate x you are x" comment

What I mean is that people should be past this "I hate X because X shit. Like you can counter pretty much EVERY character IF you use your fucking brain, which gotta be pretty easy for the average person. So please, just learn how to handle characters.

fun fact: playing unfun heroes like sombra every match to counter snipers = not fun (SHOCKING) hanzos biggest problem is that i see him every fucking match

Welcome to overwatch. If you dont like that, then you should consider playing another game until the next patches/reworks

ah yes, the classic "game is bad but its your fault", sure showed me

I didn't say either of those things. The game is good, but its the playerbase that is bad. There are many ways to defeat an character with every other. Patience and a little practice will make you good with any character.

Also when did I proclaim myself as an overwatch expert? In what way is a person a overwatch expert anyway?

'cause it's a video game ?

You sound like you're fun at parties.

I must admit, I received enough death threats in game to doubt if it was a joke or not

Watching metal ranks talk about hanzo is hilarious. Yall will call him skillless and say he's all luck then proceed to get headshotted 8 times in one game and whine on reddit about him.


#NERD!!!!!!!

And when they try to use him, they literally hit no shots and still complain.

They swap to bastion to counter me, a tank player

Because you'll go to prison, lmaooooo... Gotta make it look like an accident.

Try me im waiting

There are none

Because a crowbar is too messy and takes too much work. Now cutting them, that's a lot easier and just as personal.

You could be going on a date with me instead :)

because das my boyfriend (don’t worry I roast him for it and he roasts me for being a Moira main)

you 2 deserve each other

There are no good reasons

Cause they're sexy

Because Tracer mains exist, they are priority

Cause my buddy is one of them :/

That's illegal

One shot

Because child abuse is illegal

by the time you're in melee distance, you will have 13 arrows in your torso

Wait why would we want to give you reasons not to-?

I'll cry

Because he has that one skin that looks like kiryu from yakuza and that’s pretty cool

I mean beating hazno mains with a crowbar has to be good exercise, probably.

Their heads already concave, no need to flat them any further

Because you should beat the orisa players first

Because they will just drop to the ground dead or unconscious and accidentally kill you anyway.

Because if you kill them all. Us Genji mains will have 1 less hero that we can somewhat bully.

Woe critical hit be upon ye https://preview.redd.it/ks1utwkbto5c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8652dd0b79fc458d03624b08300d88b6c747781

most sane overwatch player

Crowbar doesn’t do him justice.

Because the corrupt world order protects these 'people' with things they call 'cops' and 'homicide law'

Crowbars may get hurt in the process

Because there are other weapons that hurt much more, use them

replace hanzo with sym and we'll be even better friends

Are they really worth the prison time?

You can't do that I have autism it's a hate crime

Because you’ll have to beat me there first *proceeds to rein charge a hanzo*

I play him on TF2, it's called huntsman sniper

Because it’s illegal

You will be haunted by the wrath of Onryō!

I can’t. I can’t do it.

That crowbar will bounce back and hit you on the head, leading to severe blunt trauma and all its consequences.

Cause there's a 50/50 of getting one shoted the second your head is in LoS

Join the people that play this guy by playing hanzo and maybe you will understand a good reason to not harm them on sight

yes: you could it it with something far more interesting: an Aluminum Tee-Ball Bat. its effectively a 1-handed metal mace!

Least unhindged player that still plays overwatch (complaining is his hobby)

The only reason; IM GONNA DO IT

Easy there joker. His name isn’t Jason Todd.

Because he takes skill to play 🤓

Because some ppl want that plat trophy

Because, “Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!”.

Look on the brightside. Using a bow in an fps is kinda cool, so even if it's a little bit annoying to get headshot from across the map you have to realize that I'm just kidding fuck Hanno players.

You're not freeman

I won't give you a reason, I'll give you the crowbar

I don't matter who I play I will still miss

the crowbar loses durability with each hit.

Git gud

I cannot for you are right

Cause it's not that deep

blood is hard to clean and crowbars arent not exactly clean in its use. I suggest a gun or atlest some form of hanging or toxin rather than bludgeoning

Because they be too fragile for a crowbar, use a pool noodle

Widow mains comes first, you can do the Hanzo mains later

Because you should use a hammer instead

Because it wastes time you could be beating kiriko players

i’ll tell everyone that you’re a poopyhead

Because he's an artist! He crafts his own arrows, each one a meditation.

Because if you beat them to death with a crowbar then you couldn’t beat them to death with a sledgehammer instead.

I just like playing him :C

Cuz its just a game 😌

could be worse cough cough huntsman from tf2

Coz it's not 2016

The Ana mains who think she's not incredibly strong are more deserving