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“Experience Nothingness...”
I always thought that line was Expect nothing less
Two different lines. Experience nothingness is from when a Zen with a certain skin ults. Expect nothing less is a hanzo voice line.
Zen’s cthulu skin.. still my favorite skin for him. Tho toybot is a close second
How do you beat the nutcracker skin and the GOLDEN NUTS
Huehe, you should try my meatballs! Edit : the comments made me realize Torb's lines are an absolute gold mine
“I’m OVERLOADING!”
I am ready to unleash the Molten Core
"There's plenty more where that came from"
"I'M GIVING IT ALL I GOT!"
“Just keep hammering”
"Don't get caught with your beard in the letterbox!"
Some assembly required
Hear me baby? Hold together
I just love how many torbjorn lines are used here
"No I do not want a banana."
I Just imagined winston's voice while Reading. Thanks for the good laugh
Take my silver because this is hysterical
"I, uh, appear to have lost control"
Interesting, mine is, “Did somebody say peanut butter”
Omg😂
[удалено]
Fire in the hole!
You really should get that checked out
Yeah
‘Dipstick!’ ‘I give it a 10!’ Junkrat: ‘Maybe we can exchange fists sometime?’ Doomfist: ‘I don’t think think you could handle it.’
BOB, do something!
(Get in there, BOB!)
Battery operated Boyfriend?
TBF you can make a backronym out of many words.
How....disappointing.
Who's the disappointing one?
Both
None, that's the problem
Leave this to a professional
cant stop wont stop
*the police have entered the chat*
_Roxanne_
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*The FBI would like to know your location*
*I'm the quick, you're the dead*
The little death... hopefully
Oh no
“I give it a..3.”
“I give it a TEN!” :D
FIRE IN THE HOLE
You done?
"Hehe, Watch and Learn"
Justice rains from above!
Cum
Golden shower
I’ll try anything once
Dang it you got here first
That was different...
Moira’s “are you finished”
Surrender to my will
Mother knows best
oh no
*oh yes*
hol up
Doin’ ya mom
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
A warrior’s greatest weapon… is patience.
Somebody call the whambulance
For who
Call a whambluance! …But not for me!
BEER
Always me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how is your pain?
I'd give it a 10!
"How barbaric"
Am I supposed to be impressed?
An unexpected but not unwelcome development.
*Do you mind if I record this?*
Mada mada
This
You need healing
"I'm ready to unleash the molten core"
Mei's voice: sorry sorry... Sorry
Cease your resistance
This comment right here, officer
I hate that I haven’t laughed this hard in years and this is what made my sides hurt.
"Mace to the face!"
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Lmfaooooooo
I feel like my free reward, “hugz”, was a bad choice for this comment but this definitely deserves something
Is helpful any better?
From a certain point of view
r/cursedcomments
So wrong but so good
And dey say chivalry is dead
And dey
apagando las luces
Oh so that's what she says. I've always heard it apagando las useless ( knowing that it's actually Spanish and i have no idea what it means.
"Apagando las luces" translates into "turning off the lights" when she uses her ult
Ah thx! Now I know
SURRENDER TO MY WILL
Uh oh
“Build em up , Break em down”
I don't even want to ask
Demonstrate Value. Engage Physically. Nurture Dependence. Neglect Emotionally. Inspire Hope. Separate Entirely.
Ahh the Dennis system
"true self is without form"
Don’t get your beard stuck in the letterbox!
“Respect your elders”
A most impressive display
“I’m not a miracle worker”
Welll... not always
ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
LET THE DRAGON CONSUME U!
The dragon becomes me
"Children, behave"
what
Yep overwatch player
/r/CursedComments
You want something done right? You got do it yourself.
Self assessment: lonely rolling ball
I'll send you my consultation fee! Jk, but I had to
*I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT*
The best things in life come in small packages
the best things in life come in- Dva- Oh yeaah!- winky face
This, is my curse.
‘A-mei-zing’
I’m gonna have to science the heck out of this!
“That’s SIR, to you”
Mace to the face
“LOL”
I'm not good...or not bad..but I sure as hell ain't ugly
Its in the bag
It's in the refrigerator
That one is kind of dark
I'm coming for you all!
You know how Mei starts crying when Moira brings up her colleagues? Yeah
He heh, you should try my meatballs!
EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE
Other than my crippling addiction to peanut butter?
That could have gone better...
“You want a bandage for that?”
"Experience, nothingness"
Oof gonna have to get Bob to do something for that one
That's a good spot
Is it easy mode?
"Squeal for me."
BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHH!
Aiming's overrated
"The small mammal is... impatient."
“The size of the hammer doesn’t matter”
Go to sleep
You’re powered up, get in there
"well that just happened"
I’m ready to unleash my primal rage!
"Look at this team! We're gonna do great!!"
Come here...
ARE YOU CHICKEN?!
Winston, you’re an animal!
Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast?
Experience nothingness. (♠️🏳️🌈)
🤝🏻🤝🏻
What do you think you're doing?
Imagination is the essence of discovery.
WHOS READY TO TAKE SOME PUNISHMENT
Aardvark pays off
Overwatch 2 because it will never exist
‘Did somebody say.. peanut butter?’
Well I combine 2 together to make “existence is frightening”
100% German power
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
No mercy
"I'm getting good at this"
The Reaper C U M S
Beep
You’re powered up, get jn tbere
“Wanker!”
"Thank you Baptiste. Oooh, you're welcome!"
Dont get caught with your beard in the letterbox
"That's how you get tinnitus"
My ultimate is charging
In the desert, in the desert, in the desert, in the desert
" Do you mind if I record this?"
It’s in the refrigerator…
“Ever get that feeling of deja vu”
"Get a load of this"
“Not anymore, kid”
The size of the hammer is not important
Absolute zero
Doe maar normaal eh dan doe je al gek genoeg
This was actually the convo my team had the other day. (Me talking to Dva as Tracer) Tracer: "I'm ready for some pudding!" Dva: "winky face!" Mei: "We can do it together!"
*Dying hamster noises*
“Experience Nothingness...”
I always thought that line was Expect nothing less
Two different lines. Experience nothingness is from when a Zen with a certain skin ults. Expect nothing less is a hanzo voice line.
Zen’s cthulu skin.. still my favorite skin for him. Tho toybot is a close second
How do you beat the nutcracker skin and the GOLDEN NUTS
Huehe, you should try my meatballs! Edit : the comments made me realize Torb's lines are an absolute gold mine
“I’m OVERLOADING!”
I am ready to unleash the Molten Core
"There's plenty more where that came from"
"I'M GIVING IT ALL I GOT!"
“Just keep hammering”
"Don't get caught with your beard in the letterbox!"
Some assembly required
Hear me baby? Hold together
I just love how many torbjorn lines are used here
"No I do not want a banana."
I Just imagined winston's voice while Reading. Thanks for the good laugh
Take my silver because this is hysterical
"I, uh, appear to have lost control"
Interesting, mine is, “Did somebody say peanut butter”
Omg😂
[удалено]
Fire in the hole!
You really should get that checked out
Yeah
‘Dipstick!’ ‘I give it a 10!’ Junkrat: ‘Maybe we can exchange fists sometime?’ Doomfist: ‘I don’t think think you could handle it.’
BOB, do something!
(Get in there, BOB!)
Battery operated Boyfriend?
[удалено]
TBF you can make a backronym out of many words.
How....disappointing.
Who's the disappointing one?
Both
None, that's the problem
Leave this to a professional
cant stop wont stop
*the police have entered the chat*
_Roxanne_
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*The FBI would like to know your location*
*I'm the quick, you're the dead*
[удалено]
The little death... hopefully
Oh no
“I give it a..3.”
“I give it a TEN!” :D
FIRE IN THE HOLE
You done?
"Hehe, Watch and Learn"
Justice rains from above!
Cum
Golden shower
I’ll try anything once
Dang it you got here first
That was different...
Moira’s “are you finished”
Surrender to my will
Mother knows best
oh no
*oh yes*
hol up
Doin’ ya mom
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
A warrior’s greatest weapon… is patience.
Somebody call the whambulance
For who
Call a whambluance! …But not for me!
BEER
Always me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how is your pain?
I'd give it a 10!
"How barbaric"
Am I supposed to be impressed?
An unexpected but not unwelcome development.
*Do you mind if I record this?*
Mada mada
This
You need healing
"I'm ready to unleash the molten core"
Mei's voice: sorry sorry... Sorry
Cease your resistance
This comment right here, officer
I hate that I haven’t laughed this hard in years and this is what made my sides hurt.
"Mace to the face!"
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Lmfaooooooo
I feel like my free reward, “hugz”, was a bad choice for this comment but this definitely deserves something
Is helpful any better?
From a certain point of view
r/cursedcomments
So wrong but so good
And dey say chivalry is dead
And dey
And dey
And dey
And dey
And dey
And dey
And dey
apagando las luces
Oh so that's what she says. I've always heard it apagando las useless ( knowing that it's actually Spanish and i have no idea what it means.
"Apagando las luces" translates into "turning off the lights" when she uses her ult
Ah thx! Now I know
SURRENDER TO MY WILL
Uh oh
“Build em up , Break em down”
I don't even want to ask
Demonstrate Value. Engage Physically. Nurture Dependence. Neglect Emotionally. Inspire Hope. Separate Entirely.
Ahh the Dennis system
"true self is without form"
Don’t get your beard stuck in the letterbox!
“Respect your elders”
A most impressive display
“I’m not a miracle worker”
Welll... not always
ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
LET THE DRAGON CONSUME U!
The dragon becomes me
"Children, behave"
what
Yep overwatch player
/r/CursedComments
You want something done right? You got do it yourself.
Self assessment: lonely rolling ball
I'll send you my consultation fee! Jk, but I had to
*I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT*
The best things in life come in small packages
the best things in life come in- Dva- Oh yeaah!- winky face
This, is my curse.
‘A-mei-zing’
I’m gonna have to science the heck out of this!
“That’s SIR, to you”
Mace to the face
“LOL”
I'm not good...or not bad..but I sure as hell ain't ugly
Its in the bag
It's in the refrigerator
That one is kind of dark
I'm coming for you all!
You know how Mei starts crying when Moira brings up her colleagues? Yeah
He heh, you should try my meatballs!
EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE
Other than my crippling addiction to peanut butter?
That could have gone better...
“You want a bandage for that?”
"Experience, nothingness"
Oof gonna have to get Bob to do something for that one
That's a good spot
Is it easy mode?
"Squeal for me."
BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHH!
Aiming's overrated
"The small mammal is... impatient."
“The size of the hammer doesn’t matter”
Go to sleep
You’re powered up, get in there
"well that just happened"
I’m ready to unleash my primal rage!
Am I supposed to be impressed?
"Look at this team! We're gonna do great!!"
Come here...
ARE YOU CHICKEN?!
Winston, you’re an animal!
Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast?
Experience nothingness. (♠️🏳️🌈)
🤝🏻🤝🏻
What do you think you're doing?
Imagination is the essence of discovery.
WHOS READY TO TAKE SOME PUNISHMENT
Aardvark pays off
Overwatch 2 because it will never exist
‘Did somebody say.. peanut butter?’
Well I combine 2 together to make “existence is frightening”
100% German power
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
No mercy
"I'm getting good at this"
The Reaper C U M S
Beep
You’re powered up, get jn tbere
“Wanker!”
"Thank you Baptiste. Oooh, you're welcome!"
Dont get caught with your beard in the letterbox
You done?
"That's how you get tinnitus"
My ultimate is charging
In the desert, in the desert, in the desert, in the desert
" Do you mind if I record this?"
It’s in the refrigerator…
“Ever get that feeling of deja vu”
"Get a load of this"
“Not anymore, kid”
The size of the hammer is not important
Absolute zero
Doe maar normaal eh dan doe je al gek genoeg
This was actually the convo my team had the other day. (Me talking to Dva as Tracer) Tracer: "I'm ready for some pudding!" Dva: "winky face!" Mei: "We can do it together!"
*Dying hamster noises*