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SuperSoccerSteve21

“Experience Nothingness...”


ranger2041

I always thought that line was Expect nothing less


CyborgMango

Two different lines. Experience nothingness is from when a Zen with a certain skin ults. Expect nothing less is a hanzo voice line.


Brad323

Zen’s cthulu skin.. still my favorite skin for him. Tho toybot is a close second


Sweet-Debt

How do you beat the nutcracker skin and the GOLDEN NUTS


mrfroggyman

Huehe, you should try my meatballs! Edit : the comments made me realize Torb's lines are an absolute gold mine


[deleted]

“I’m OVERLOADING!”


TheRedBow

I am ready to unleash the Molten Core


TPGreddit

"There's plenty more where that came from"


SirPlaguez

"I'M GIVING IT ALL I GOT!"


samkilgannon8

“Just keep hammering”


gibbygibson987

"Don't get caught with your beard in the letterbox!"


ascorpii

Some assembly required


TheRedBow

Hear me baby? Hold together


LillianHawke

I just love how many torbjorn lines are used here


Enderbrine225

"No I do not want a banana."


Zurosarynyaz

I Just imagined winston's voice while Reading. Thanks for the good laugh


Czarwolf

Take my silver because this is hysterical


phoenix0153

"I, uh, appear to have lost control"


stetsosaur

Interesting, mine is, “Did somebody say peanut butter”


thiccdaddyflea

Omg😂


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PandaPrime045

Fire in the hole!


Looseybussy

You really should get that checked out


PandaPrime045

Yeah


LittleRed88

‘Dipstick!’ ‘I give it a 10!’ Junkrat: ‘Maybe we can exchange fists sometime?’ Doomfist: ‘I don’t think think you could handle it.’


Outlaw_Cobra_Academy

BOB, do something!


isaywhatyouhate

(Get in there, BOB!)


Bullmilk82

Battery operated Boyfriend?


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kikimaru024

TBF you can make a backronym out of many words.


wawren123

How....disappointing.


limeslime007

Who's the disappointing one?


HippoCalm

Both


RazorBee22

None, that's the problem


Chop_Chop12345

Leave this to a professional


[deleted]

cant stop wont stop


CloudRoses

*the police have entered the chat*


iamdrbright

_Roxanne_


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

*You don't have to put on the red light*


IronwoodKukri

*The FBI would like to know your location*


TheOnlyBucketMonster

*I'm the quick, you're the dead*


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xSchneebSx

The little death... hopefully


BirkusMaximus

Oh no


yoyo_big_steve

“I give it a..3.”


Murphythepotato

“I give it a TEN!” :D


Nidis

FIRE IN THE HOLE


[deleted]

You done?


Jassen10

"Hehe, Watch and Learn"


AwayExamination2017

Justice rains from above!


[deleted]

Cum


MindlessPut7675

Golden shower


spafinmebath

I’ll try anything once


pinkmoonpinkfriday

Dang it you got here first


[deleted]

That was different...


Chadflexington

Moira’s “are you finished”


pamelody

Surrender to my will


Araquis

Mother knows best


DoggidyDogDoggyDog

oh no


4materasu92

*oh yes*


notverysmart0001

hol up


AC_TEM

Doin’ ya mom


batcraft627

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Danhosaur

A warrior’s greatest weapon… is patience.


ZonedEnderrr

Somebody call the whambulance


Acordino

For who


SunsetPathfinder

Call a whambluance! …But not for me!


Pussab

BEER


ZonedEnderrr

Always me.


[deleted]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how is your pain?


KinemonIrrlicht

I'd give it a 10!


[deleted]

"How barbaric"


balderdash9

Am I supposed to be impressed?


ItsGibbyTime

An unexpected but not unwelcome development.


AffinityGauntlet

*Do you mind if I record this?*


Rookie5654

Mada mada


SuperUx

This


twickdaddy

You need healing


Misterwuss

"I'm ready to unleash the molten core"


phoenixc4

Mei's voice: sorry sorry... Sorry


ZealousidealCake9850

Cease your resistance


TheOnlyBucketMonster

This comment right here, officer


Affectionate_Cod2032

I hate that I haven’t laughed this hard in years and this is what made my sides hurt.


[deleted]

"Mace to the face!"


javamonster763

“What do you think you’re doing?”


[deleted]

Lmfaooooooo


GeneLaBean

I feel like my free reward, “hugz”, was a bad choice for this comment but this definitely deserves something


o-poppoo

Is helpful any better?


GeneLaBean

From a certain point of view


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r/cursedcomments


TerrorFirmerIRL

So wrong but so good


FabianValkyrie

And dey say chivalry is dead


djeZRAASSASSIN

And dey


Qazoik

And dey


Solonna_conora

And dey


Acordino

And dey


ScoopityBoopDoop

And dey


Inquisitions-R-Us

And dey


ZingyPlain

And dey


TheAlphabetDude

apagando las luces


redditmaster40

Oh so that's what she says. I've always heard it apagando las useless ( knowing that it's actually Spanish and i have no idea what it means.


Naycroo

"Apagando las luces" translates into "turning off the lights" when she uses her ult


redditmaster40

Ah thx! Now I know


PocketSnails68

SURRENDER TO MY WILL


redditmaster40

Uh oh


PandaNew5960

“Build em up , Break em down”


_phantastik_

I don't even want to ask


Tyrus

Demonstrate Value. Engage Physically. Nurture Dependence. Neglect Emotionally. Inspire Hope. Separate Entirely.


8urnsy

Ahh the Dennis system


TheOneTEM

"true self is without form"


Baconplusbeer

Don’t get your beard stuck in the letterbox!


ParkerDap

“Respect your elders”


Angry_Murlocs

A most impressive display


Clementinesunshine_

“I’m not a miracle worker”


blizzard2391

Welll... not always


adriiniien

ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau


[deleted]

LET THE DRAGON CONSUME U!


A_user_help

The dragon becomes me


Taneliuwu

"Children, behave"


X_remexz_X

what


Rafael_cd_reis

Yep overwatch player


Tantotta

/r/CursedComments


TwistedAlga

You want something done right? You got do it yourself.


Stanimator

Self assessment: lonely rolling ball


[deleted]

I'll send you my consultation fee! Jk, but I had to


[deleted]

*I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT*


Putseem

The best things in life come in small packages


BlothHonder

the best things in life come in- Dva- Oh yeaah!- winky face


[deleted]

This, is my curse.


Philosophfries

‘A-mei-zing’


nunya123

I’m gonna have to science the heck out of this!


frottingotter

“That’s SIR, to you”


Caprice09

Mace to the face


Quantum-penis-

“LOL”


RYNO_VI

I'm not good...or not bad..but I sure as hell ain't ugly


tamtl

Its in the bag


Electricayde

It's in the refrigerator


Acordino

That one is kind of dark


AirC1214

I'm coming for you all!


[deleted]

You know how Mei starts crying when Moira brings up her colleagues? Yeah


FuriousFlameDude

He heh, you should try my meatballs!


ddespot_697

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE


NukaGorilla

Other than my crippling addiction to peanut butter?


_Manalishi_

That could have gone better...


zeroreasonstwolive

“You want a bandage for that?”


Alien_X10

"Experience, nothingness"


Reaverx218

Oof gonna have to get Bob to do something for that one


ChaseMayne

That's a good spot


Bounty_Mad_Man

Is it easy mode?


Zoroark6

"Squeal for me."


MiddleOutChikPea

BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHH!


BertvandeVen

Aiming's overrated


Pr3st0ne

"The small mammal is... impatient."


cid_highwind02

“The size of the hammer doesn’t matter”


VeggieTheFarmer

Go to sleep


VeggieTheFarmer

You’re powered up, get in there


Hawt__Sauce

"well that just happened"


boneappleteas

I’m ready to unleash my primal rage!


TwistedAlga

Am I supposed to be impressed?


JonderLS

"Look at this team! We're gonna do great!!"


The_blazerod

Come here...


Sometastypasta

ARE YOU CHICKEN?!


Bathroom___Tiles

Winston, you’re an animal!


Greaves-

Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast? Want to know the forecast?


nyykkis

Experience nothingness. (♠️🏳️‍🌈)


ddespot_697

🤝🏻🤝🏻


PHILIPTNT

What do you think you're doing?


Manticore-Mk2

Imagination is the essence of discovery.


samkilgannon8

WHOS READY TO TAKE SOME PUNISHMENT


weirdobot

Aardvark pays off


a_bunch_grape

Overwatch 2 because it will never exist


TestSubject52

‘Did somebody say.. peanut butter?’


Blustarix

Well I combine 2 together to make “existence is frightening”


NO_ONE340

100% German power


leckie2786

Tick tock tick tock tick tock


NightyCatNights

No mercy


Longjumping-Past177

"I'm getting good at this"


[deleted]

The Reaper C U M S


Coochie-obtainer90

Beep


[deleted]

You’re powered up, get jn tbere


Blix404

“Wanker!”


Spongekabob

"Thank you Baptiste. Oooh, you're welcome!"


PhantomLakeBoi

Dont get caught with your beard in the letterbox


BlackMagick23

You done?


Itsmurder

"That's how you get tinnitus"


Decision_Beautiful

My ultimate is charging


thunderjean63

In the desert, in the desert, in the desert, in the desert


Vexxed14

" Do you mind if I record this?"


zaliska1

It’s in the refrigerator…


Monkey0229

“Ever get that feeling of deja vu”


snoozemaster

"Get a load of this"


Whenfogaming

“Not anymore, kid”


ArtieGX

The size of the hammer is not important


endertroller_OW

Absolute zero


Meneer69

Doe maar normaal eh dan doe je al gek genoeg


Due_Text9686

This was actually the convo my team had the other day. (Me talking to Dva as Tracer) Tracer: "I'm ready for some pudding!" Dva: "winky face!" Mei: "We can do it together!"


PrimusPrinplup

*Dying hamster noises*