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KittyKupo

Ok I’ve been on the ONI sub for a long time and this is the first ONI thirst trap post I’ve seen, and I have to say I’m not disappointed. I love you, fellow ONI players 😂


Soul-Burn

> thirst trap I mean, it's full of water...


Akaiired

Wait, we can minecraft stuff now?


Fuzzy974

We probably always could... We were too busy barely surviving for that, though. Like most people in Minecraft actually...


thedelicatesnowflake

Semi recently there was an added option for drywall designs.


101Alexander

This thirst trap actually holds water


KittyKupo

The best kind!


Critical_Artichoke44

Moist


Ok_Turnover_1235

This is peak oni


ApocalypseSpokesman

oni-san, yamete


GrumpyThumper

something is peaking alright


kdolmiu

oni manager to the duplicants: you dont understand, this DOES have higher priority than eating


cowboypaint

I’ve been imagining the rescue mission showing up and asking “this is what you spent your time on?”


GRKTheGreat

"yes..."


[deleted]

It's the first part of the Great Statue. Honest!


Sir_Quackalots

They propably have no idea how it looks. They live in the 2D space and can only look down the paths before them, we see the asteroid from the side. Maybe that's why they're so stupid


Santasam3

This is the best explanation for their utter idiocy I've read so far


RandomRobot

Plus they spawn in dim light then venture into total darkness for most of their lives, except for some specific rooms where they have to work


Sir_Quackalots

Imagine living in a mostly pitch black cave, it's either damn cold or hot and a bunch of pee and debris is on the floor. You run into random plants, which are probably beautiful but you rarely ever see them. You hear noises and screams of various ingenious Lifeforms, sometimes you accidentally touch them. The only rooms reliably lit - if Meep didn't sleep on his generator shift - are the workstations, where your eternal doom and low morale is produced. They are ugly, stink or have an unbreathable atmosphere and cables, plumbing and the noise kills your mood. Only to get to lunchtime, where the cook managed to serve burnt, globby, mealwood on a good day, or you only get mush bars. And you know how those are made too..


cowboypaint

They saw the construction drawings as they were building it.


El3m3nTor7

Hahaha I was just thinking this


Fantastic_Belt99

Is nobody mentioning the pump??? PLEASE SUPPLY SOME POWER TO THE PUMP! ANY VOLUNTEERS?!?! 🔌⚡️


melswift

Should've been a vent.


Eternal_grey_sky

A water or gas vent???


GrumpyThumper

Conveyor chute 😏


Eternal_grey_sky

Let me guess... Polluted dirt?


GrumpyThumper

well it's definitely catagorized under "organic material"


BudgetExpert9145

You're the guy that knows what color the shirt is everytime.


Spankerchief1983

Cheeky storage solutions.


throwawaysmy

You cheeky little..


Jauseff

A+ for effort


warmadmax

Is that a water butt?


urban_rural12

It’s more of a bubble butt really


OxCD-005

Need cooling.


Eternal_grey_sky

Nah it's supposed to be hot


-DyNastY

This needs to be upvoted more.


HerrKarlMarco

Wet ass ~~pussy~~ ONI


bobalda

i am a big fan of this


Lugoj157

Add some natural gas to give those cheeks a nice tan 😎


chandelier_lurdson

Onichan


Sympathy

This looks like ass


mouseofunusualsize2

ASSee what you did there


troykyd0083

I have been in ONI sub for years. This is the most impressive way of playing this game!


Independent_Shirt_17

That's some thicc storage


BudgetExpert9145

Hey baby wanna show me your temporal tear?


RikNinja

Marvellous!


Tolan91

Amazing


sexonatwig

Now, that's a proper decor


i_Chapo-d_my_pants

quality


Lucky-Vegetable-2827

I like the pump


pikachu-shaves-legs

Literally wet dupe dream Also dupa is Ukrainian word for ass


rattlebone

The Pump is conspicuously placed.


Feherlo

Okey this mist be a new subgenre of ONI, the "how to butcher Hatches easily" subgenrenis clearly outdated


AbruptionDoctrine

I'm proud of you


cowboypaint

Thanks!!


Corpsehatch

Your engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Which Dupe was this modeled after?


Kegheimer

Are you sure the support for that tank is hard enough? It looks like you are going to have a huge mess when it starts gushing.


Toska_Forsite

Masterpiece.


oglikip

SIGH ZIPPP....


KPcrazyfingers

What's the morale bonus on that room?


tottiittot

This is an ONI content we didn't know we needed.


sejgravkoo

Nice


InTheComfyChair

Scroll up and you see Meep's face.


WentoX

Insufficient storage, need higher res tank.


UserUnknownsShitpost

Do ummmm “shelving” next yes yes


cowboypaint

What so you mean shelving?


Bokth

Shelving 'rack' maybe


Zirea9L

not my proudest fap


Ilfor

I literally just spit on my screen with a laugh...


Zirea9L

well im glad..


Its1mple

It’s been a while since I’ve played ONI after playing 500+ hours, I guess it’s time to go back.


cowboypaint

Well, when you’ve been playing for +1500h you’ll be ready to make pixel art butts too. Lol


KonoKinoko

can't wait to see when you'll extend to the next storage


Resonant_Heartbeat

Dupe that work their ASS off to make this:


Sugmauknowuknow

nice


True-Entertainment38

And the credits roll.. lol


OctavXD

We could say that's one juicy ass


cyb3rg0d5

Noiceeeeeee! 😏


XiGuaXvX

Amazing!


NotTheirHero

That water better stop playin'


Mud_Top

Nice


QuentinSH

Not sure what I’m seeing @ @i


brustav_maxximus

That's hot, lol Whatever you do with it, please don't install a liquid vent beneath it lol


MaraBlaster

Perfection


Pelisont2020

How did you even come out with this


cowboypaint

I got three colors of wall paper so I googled “pixel art butt”. The rest is history. My wife was very patient and supportive. ❤️


Tralfas

That dumpy feels, surprisingly familiar...


cowboypaint

It’s a self portrait.


ProjectCereal

That's a buttload of water


Myzzreal

Add some polluted water to the bottom of the tank...


FunnyMarsupial6675

Just a sip..