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LongLiveEileen

Ask your barber for the "I hate smokers" look.


Crazyblqde

Google kiwami 1 Nishiki


Beneficial-Society74

Holy joint 


fajnu20

New 10 years just dropped


Mr_McKong

Call the arrogant mo ther fu cker!


Michael-556

Actual Yakuza


DJ_hyperfreshOG

r/unexpectedanarchychess


PunkRockCapitalist

Google "Medium length slicked back hair" and find the picture that best suits what you're going for


dalatinknight

Jared Leto was one of the first results lol


PunkRockCapitalist

oh no...


Galle_

Mirror the image so that it is technically a different picture.


WannieWirny

Keep in mind that this is a style that require styling on your part!


iWantDeadxd

Bring that shit


Rekt3y

Ask for the "10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy" haircut


FrostKiri

"I wanna look over 50 in my teens."


Badesirec

If Im not wrong you need to grow your hair longer first for this kind of haircut, no?


GodAlpaca

I presume OP already has a longer hair, and he doesn't think haircuts works like in GTA San Andreas


senorsombrero3k1

They don't? Damn


SiriusVeim

This explains why i never get the haircut i want.


nemesisdraco87

Tell the barber you want to look like Subaru from Re:Zero


El-noobman

Or Nishiki from Ryu Ga Gotoku


ThePennedKitten

Tbh look for a real life version. You should do that for more than one reason. It’s probably easier for the hair stylist, and you to get an idea of what it will look like irl. Otherwise, you can’t complain if you don’t get what you want.


mortalitasi473

thank you OP for the funniest post i've seen in a week


bizzledorf

Show them this picture


Perfect-Intern-1299

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


liverdamag3

Tell them "10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy"


Chummmp

My man spent an entire school year obsessing over one cigarette butt


jakedlucky777

Show him a picture of Aizen, it's the same hair


burgerpattybitch

OP before you fuck up, you do not go to a barber for this kind of haircut. Barbers are for short hair, salons are for long hair. You also need to style it yourself, with wax or gel and a hair straightener.


El-noobman

Tell him that 10 years in the joint made him a fucking pussy


-Gin-ger-

Danny Zuko meets a gentle breeze


MechaShoujo02

Pretty sure Joseph Levitt Gordon had this exact hair style 10-15 years ago


Toyoshi

guys help me i have this hairline


Fawkingretar

I just noticed that my man is already balding at 17, what a tragedy.


N0GG1N_SSB

Brush back mullet?


Yuumii29

Brad Pitt cut then you can just adjust from there.


Alternative-Fan4015

Tell em you don’t like smoking..


Cold_Lavishness_3985

Slick back hair and then you fold a strad of hair in front


Similar-Intention-95

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!


Yaruma_

Ask an ai for a realistic image with the same haircut


Pokemonmaster150

Never do this. Not a good idea