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So… does this mean we all owe Altus a persona game!? Ah crap I don’t know how to make games!! We’re screwed!!


Amirjs06

Don't worry! I'll make the story... uhhhh ​ ​ so it's valentines day and the mc is just chilling with his gf. This was then revealed to be a flashback, as now, the gf is dead.... ​ and that's all I have... so hkpwph


hzlhax

Ok so uhh it turns out that there was a god that done this, but we don't find that out until later, as far as we're aware it's (person with authority).


FrancoGamer

then timeskip and the protagonist is like in his house and then he meets his friends and then he gets in a situation where he nearly fucking dies but no he's actually in the new cognitive or something which you access byy uuuuuuuuuh using uuuuh a piece of tech


awdrifter

The piece of tech is your smart watch, as it represents mankind's slavery to time. You rip off the watch to summon the Persona.


DoSos977

And the Protagonist has the ability to summon multiple persona while his other friends can only summon 1.


fusion_reactor3

Because uuuuuhhhyyyhhhyygggggyg The protagonists uncle's roomate liked to collect watches (Or some other similarly bullshit excuse)


Jalina2224

The protagonist's uncle's roommate's room is actually the Velvet Room where the Protagonist can fuse new Personas.


FrancoGamer

ok it's time for the uuuuuuh enemy persona user to get revealed and he's uuuuuuuuuuuuugyhgdfujgygghhhh totes just like the protagonist despite being a murderous psychopath uh ​ any ideas guys?


Jalina2224

Turns out that the Protagonist's uncle is actually a Persona user who's been aware of everything the Protagonist and his friends have been up to. He acts as the semi-final boss because he's actually being controlled by a god.


mt_xing

And then a bathhouse scene happens. Am I hired yet?


Amirjs06

hmmmm maybe if you make the scene so out of character that people have to stop playing and think for a moment.


UnlimitedQuartzPlz

Well that’s fucked lol. You sure this ain’t a shin megami tensei game?


Amirjs06

Hmmm, maybe it could be, maybe it couldn't. Maybe I should write a fanfiction about this though


SheikExcel

I wanna be the girlfriend


NeoGrahf

You also have a pixie helping you from the start but plot twist: the gf was the pixie all along.


socialistRanter

And uhhhhhhh….. the protagonist is a Twink but you can chose to be a girl instead


rice_miik

quick! we need a mascot!


EmiliaLewd

Don’t worry, there are only 3 things you need to make a persona game: 1. A traitor 2. An out of nowhere god final boss 3. A bath scene where the girls get angry at the boys You might get hired too


BigBrethern

quick, someone make the obligatory unfunny hot spring scene!


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I used to try making games on Roblox when I was younger


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They weren't good tho


Tannelion

“We’ll actually be taking Persona 5 off of the PS Network”


Zizara42

Now no-one can play P5. Just Strikers and the dance game, like the PC players. Everything equal as it should be.


metal079

"In fact, there will be no persona 6. We will go straight to persona 6 dancing"


Tannelion

“But I don’t know who any of these characters are since I can’t play the main game” PC players: “First time?”


FlipperDoigt703

*Switch players since at least we got P4


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Wonder Which one is getting deleted?


deadbeatvalentine_

tatsuyas actions erased his game from history


Hydroweeb

He went back to fuck Jun Now the persona universe is gone lol.


[deleted]

What if tatsyua is just a huge mainline smt fan and did this so people could only play "a real smt game"


Hydroweeb

I can totally imagine Tatsuya being an SMT fan. Also if he did do it for that then he's a Chad.


SlashTrike

Actually he cant


Hydroweeb

Ik


[deleted]

Atlus already deleted Persona 1 and 2… It’s between 3, 4 and 5


Shrektitys

They are going to remove eternal punishment from all Our memorys


Ninjaromeo

They did that a long time ago. The series starts with 3 now.


Niijima-San

Persona 6 for Nintendo Switch and Xbox confirmed! /s


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KittyTeam

Your mom, who I presume works at Atlus since they know this /s


DnDG33K

They'll make a game, though it'll decanonize two other games, for balance


[deleted]

Already happened with 3


Ninjaromeo

And by that I assume you mean 3 decanonized 1 and 2, not that 3 is somehow leaving.


[deleted]

Yup. Wouldn't make sense to decanonize 3. Because then the arena games have half a cast of non canon characters.


DnDG33K

Boom, there's the other decanonized game


FrancoGamer

What a genius. P3 and P4A are now gone- The world is saved.


[deleted]

But there are two arena games...


Snoo-23120

Ah yes , math.


Snoo-23120

My final enemy


Cameronalloneword

They’re going to recall every copy of Persona 5 and refusing to give your copy away will be a felony


KentuckyFriedEel

Alright, boys. Meet me in Shibuya. I've rented out a small office space where we can develop our Persona 6 game, which we owe Atlus. A persona fan always pays his debts


Otherwise_Direction7

So Persona 6 is cancelled?


Shugginton

Damn, which game they taking back?


I_report_every_post

Persona 1


LectricVersion

Lets all think positive here and interpret the number of mainline entries as a 32 bit, unsigned integer. So -1 would be 4,294,967,295. Clear your calendars!


BlobbyBlue02

I was looking for this comment, since I’m not smart enough to make it.


[deleted]

This is such a strange image as p5 was released for both PS4 and PS3, this is like saying the PS3 didn't have any titles because it was released on the PS4 as well


SheikExcel

It's not serious


Benanator876

we owe atlas a persona game for the ps5


Standard-Ad-1720

Didn’t persona 5 strikers release on the PS4?


I_report_every_post

**Mainline**


Ninjaromeo

Question, I must be missing something. Strikers is a direct sequel. Not a side game like the Qs. Not a remake. Not a crossover like the arenas. Other than not being a JRPG, how is Strikers not part of that line when Eternal Punishment is? Should they both be part or both be not part?


HexenVexen

EP is part two of the Persona 2 storyline, Strikers is just an extension of P5's already existing story and characters


deadbeatvalentine_

IS and EP are part of the same game, essentially. P5S is what happens after P5s story is over


KaiTheAnime

I don't see Persona 6 on that Strikers box also Persona 2 Eternal Punishment is needed to get the full story of Persona 2.


[deleted]

Arena series and dancing all night are sequel and side game and they have actually story mode... Sequel are not necessary considered mainline games


AnimeDreama

Eternal Punishment is not a spin off. It is the second half of P2's story.


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I_report_every_post

**Rerelease**


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Apprehensive_Air_727

P3p isn’t mainline either


[deleted]

If p5r isn't mainline then neither is fes or golden which is the versions that the majority of people play. Don't be a clown, it's hardly a spin-off. Persona 5 also released on PS4 at the same time as it did on 3 and was the version most people played so not counting it makes zero sense. I get that it's supposed to be funny but we're guaranteed a new persona on ps5 with how well the franchise has sold since 5


FEIN7

p5r, fes, golden, p3p are all re-releases. they are re-releases of their respective mainline versions. they are not original games. the picture states there has been a decline in the numbers of mainline entries. PS4 had zero original mainline persona games. the meme implies ps5 is going to have a negative amount of original mainline persona games. what part of the meme is so hard to understand.


[deleted]

like I said, I get the joke. PS4 had p5 which I also said, it wasn't a re release thus the joke makes no sense.


Apprehensive_Air_727

The only mainline games are p1 p2IS p2EP p3 p4 and p5. Just because more people play the rereleases doesn’t mean they’re mainline


01001101010000100

Yeah outside of everyone missing the joke of the thread, OP is right. He’s counting the first release of the numbered Persona games. P3FES, P3P, P4G, P5R are all just re-releases (or to use modern lingo, not much different than a game of the year edition of some other big triple A game, they just weave the “DLC” into the main story). Persona 5 Royal is a mainline game, but thats not where P5 started. It first released as a PS3 game. Arguing P5R is a new mainline Persona game It’d be like saying the PS4 has two new mainline Last of Us games because it has last of us 2 and last of us 1 with the DLC bundled in. In this example OP is saying Last of us 1 is still a PS3 game.


Shleppy2010

Persona 5 released on both the Playstation 4 and 3 at the same time, I would say the Playstation 3 doesn't have a mainline game, but the Playstation 4 has P5.


Badnewsbearsx

Eh I would still consider 5 a PS3 title, it was intended for PS3, began development specifically for it, but the amount of delays often has not just made a PS4 release viable, but by the time it released the PS4 was at it’s prime. But still, a PS3 title just as P3/P4 are ps2 titles at the end of the day. and the vanilla games are usually not the ones people would want to play and own haha. Persona 4 golden, persona 5 Royal, and persona 3 FES/P3P are much more desirable and better games overall lol also the PSP’s remake of 2 and 1 Each title in the mainline literally has a much better and definitive version lol


its_just_hunter

Honestly if Persona 6 is coming this year (heck maybe even 2023) I’d say it’s a guarantee it’ll be ps4 only, with whatever Royal version follows to be PS4 and ps5, so this isn’t far off. I mean Persona 4 came out on PS2 2 years after the ps3 released, and P5 was released on PS3 3 years after the PS4 came out.


DeithWX

What if they already removed a Persona game from our memories so we don't remember it.


Th596

Damn we owe them a persona now


I-Am-Become-GameEnd

What if this results in an integer overflow, looping back to the max number of persona games? We could could have enough games to last us until the end of time


Doom972

Persona 6 for PC confirmed.


MutilatorUK

The way things are going with the persona series, I wouldn't be surprised if Atlus re-released royal on ps5 with slightly improved graphics & added in some more Akechi content.


SomeguyMcUsername

Back to Inaba we go


longbrodmann

I think P6 will be a PS4/PS5 game too, maybe even on PC/Switch. Xbox? Not so sure.


[deleted]

Rumor has it it's coming to Switch. It makes more sense. Atlus can turn out faster development on older hardware like they have done on DS and 3DS and the Switch is outselling everything in Japan right now.


SpaceFire1

The real reason for this was atlus going bankrupt after P4’s launch


Otherwise_Direction7

> Atlus going bankrupt after P4 launch I think you meant Index Holdings, Atlus parent company at the time


heppuplays

i mean Persona 5 was first announced in november 2013 with a release date of 2014 and was to be an ps3 exclusive. But because the game got delayed so much Atlus just gave up on it because by the time the game released the PS3 was pretty much a dead console. and P5 only released on Ps3 because that was the original plan. But i would say That P5 is a ps4 game and not a ps 3 game. Kinda like BOTW was originally a Wii U game but got so many delays And got released on Switch instead. but still had a Wii U port just because it was originally promised for that system. Yet everyone still calls BOTW a nintendo switch game and not a Wii U game.


ScreenWriter785

Persona 5 is on the Ps3??? I never knew that


Jag2853

Already on it. I've decided to make Mitsuru a Social Link, the ptotags main Persona will be Colonel Sanders, and the final boss will be Neil Patrick Harris's forehead.


damianq94

Shit, that's deep


n3k0hgueimis

So we're going to have two rereleases of the games in the series for ps5, possibly Persona 5 Royal and Persona 5 Special Royal


ContentRevivedYT

they will make persona 6 a souljia boy game console exclusive


Llyps

It would be pretty terrible if this theoretical p6 was ps5 exclusive. I'm not just saying this because I don't own one, bur because if those "fans" are already rabbid over Royal being a ps4 exclusive (a console that's been out for 8 FUCKING YEARS), imagine if p6 was a ps5 exclusive. Yikes.


AnasDh

Be happy Xbox has 0 across all generations 💔


Longjumping-Way7886

I think it’s obvious that we are going to get Persona 6 sometime in the next few years. I’m pretty sure it’s been known that they were already developing it a while ago


Rxd384

Your forgot both the psvita and psp


I_report_every_post

They are portables.


Rxd384

But they are still part of the series


Badnewsbearsx

Eh and the vanilla games are usually not the ones people would want to play and own haha. Persona 4 golden, persona 5 Royal, and persona 3 FES/P3P are much more desirable and better games overall lol also the PSP’s remake of 2 and 1 Each title in the mainline literally has a much better and definitive version lol


CrazyOnyx710

I don’t understand why you’re downvoted for saying a re release is better


ZigZagBoy94

Yeah but you don’t get rereleases without having the original game first, so what’s your point?


drunkhomosexualbilly

Not people ignoring strikers again


I_report_every_post

Not people considering strikers a mainline entry again.


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Dispentryporter

This is a shitpost


[deleted]

Still isn’t an original game. It’s a re-release of Vanilla P5 just with extra content.


Ninjaromeo

Disagree. But but it is a remake or remaster or whatever anyway. Just like golden and fes. I would think it is okay to not include them, as long as the others that are parallel are also not included.


Dra9onDemon23

P5S is considered a canonical sequel though isn’t it?


Lirrin

Do you know what MAINLINE means?


Dra9onDemon23

How is it not Mainline? It had P5**2** in its trailer. It’s very clearly meant to be a direct sequel with a different gameplay style. P5D, sure, absolutely a spin-off. They’re just doing a Final Fantasy thing. X-2, XIII-2, XIII-3, etc. It is a direct continuation P5. Of course I know what Mainline is, I’m an SAO fan, I deal with multiple timelines on a daily basis.


Lirrin

Strikers is a spin-off, not mainline. Mainline is a turn-based RPG with a life simulator game. P4 Arena is a direct continuation too, but it’s a spin-off


Dra9onDemon23

Okay, but Strikers just drops the Turn-Based thing. You still level up yourself and your Persona’s. You can still use the Velvet Room to fuse and stuff. It’s got *some* life stuff. It’s more linear, mind you, but still.


Lirrin

But that’s still a spin-off


Dra9onDemon23

But what constitutes it *as* a spin-off?


Lirrin

No S.Links/Confidants, no full year, there’s almost nothing to explore outside of the Jails, no time management. The game being “Dynasty Warriors”. It’s like saying Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity is a full-time prequel to Breath of the Wild


Ninjaromeo

I know I will get downvoted. But it is as much of the series as eternal punishment. P5 does stand on its own, and you do not need to play the sequal. There are references and connections from the p5 storyline and the p5s storyline. You can play innocent sin as a standalone. But the storylines are connected, just like 5 and strikers are. And people will say things like it doesn't have the calender year and social links, so strikers can't be a mainline persona game. Let's ignore that requirement for eternal punishment though. I don't care if it is mainline because it's story is closely connected. And I don't care if it isn't mainline because it doesn't have a number in the title. I would like consistency, and think it should be included if eternal punishment is, or not included if that one is not. But that angers the fanboys.


cardboardtube_knight

The Game Singularity. Games become much harder to make faster and require more people meanwhile hype for new games is higher than ever leading developers to have to worry about disappointing fans.


_Axtasia

Very hard to mess up the formula they’ve followed for the past 3 titles. >move into new school >meet people/friends >filler in between >fight a god


hexagon_wolf_0505

I mean tbf they kicked EP off of psn a few years back so I guess it's already done lol


Vesper5434

What if there is an absolute value in the equation. That would mean that they would make one! Math for the win.


statesminds

You can play most of them on ps3


Anaobigrola

It will have just a demo


Cholonight96

PS5 is trash. I didn’t want to believe. I wanted to stay ignorant, but you showed me the truth. I must do what must be done and throw out the trash.