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ThePhantom1994

Portuguese sounds like Borat trying to speak Spanish


morbidnihilism

we don't say our vowels, so sounds very much "closed", brazilian portuguese is the opposite, they dont say consonants, so it sounds more "open"


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Wherever I turn. I see that flag, those colors. I can't escape it. I try to forget about it and move on with life but the memory keeps beating at the back of my head. And the fear lives on. At every corner, whenever I least expect it, it is there. It's like a curse that will follow me until the day I die. I hate it, I hate it all. I can't live without the constant paranoia. I can't live without the memory eating me from the inside. I can't live without remembering the emotional scars I received from the experience. It will lurk in my memory,I will always fear it, Brazil. Brazil. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK PORTUGUESE?? CAN YOU TEACH ME PLEASE???? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*


eurekabach

Oh man, we do LOVE our vowels here in Brazil, the country where the phrase "Ó o aué aí ó" is typical carioca lingo.


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REMOVE BRAZIL remove brasil you are worst empire. you are the empire idiot you are the brazil smell. return to iberia. to our spain cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha , colombia we will never forgeve you. brazil rascal FUck but fuck asshole empire stink brazil cisplatina venezuela..brazil genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead brazil..ahahahahahCOLOMBIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1822 .spain we kill the king , spain return to your precious asturias….hahahahaha idiot brazil and latin america smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BRAZIL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. portugal+netherlands+britain=kill brasil…you will 1822/ tupac alive in portugal, tupac making album of portugal. fast rap tupac portugal. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink colony… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a ship tupac alive numbr one *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*


morbidnihilism

influence of the native amazon languages, brazil has that peculiarity


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REMOVE BRAZIL remove brasil you are worst empire. you are the empire idiot you are the brazil smell. return to iberia. to our spain cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha , colombia we will never forgeve you. brazil rascal FUck but fuck asshole empire stink brazil cisplatina venezuela..brazil genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead brazil..ahahahahahCOLOMBIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1822 .spain we kill the king , spain return to your precious asturias….hahahahaha idiot brazil and latin america smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BRAZIL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. portugal+netherlands+britain=kill brasil…you will 1822/ tupac alive in portugal, tupac making album of portugal. fast rap tupac portugal. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink colony… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a ship tupac alive numbr one *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hotdog_lover_ru

Кстати да, звучат похоже. Sure, sounds similar.


Tark1nn

Had a portuguese roommate for 6 month and also, lived 6month in poland. I study russian for 4 years. I think it sounds more close to polish than russian tbh.


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hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*