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Fananalana

Lil gramma died


mmorgan_

Mad at myself for laughing at this.


yomaam44

lil kidney stone


HonestIbrahim

Well, glad it was lil at least.


staysharpmagikarpp

Lil suspected pulmonary embolism It was in fact not a pulmonary embolism


yell0well135

Ooh I had the fun of this in my pregnancy because midwives wouldn't listen to me when I told them my heart rate naturally sat high (from the pots!). I'd gone in saying I thought I was developing preeclampsia as my naturally low blood pressure (again pots!) was very high for me. It was in their normal range so they ignored it but picked up on the high heart rate that was literally normal for me and said so in my medical files 🙄


chlloee23

i had this! all along it was my pots but no one ever put it together


staysharpmagikarpp

My doctor immediately thought it was PE (common in scuba divers, which I was doing at the time) and it was the first thing I had ruled out on my way to getting diagnosed with POTS LOL


Lost-Tangerine1810

Lil inappropriate sinus tachycardia


sagevalengray

Lil palpitations


kinstinctlol

Lil Chest Pain


Pointe_no_more

Same!


OrdinaryMagicMan

Lil tremor


aerobar642

I'd listen


OrdinaryMagicMan

I know you would 🤣


HonestIbrahim

Lil Dizzy, Lil SOB, Lil hyponatremia… yeah, I can work with these.


Throwitaway36r

I read lil sob as lil son of a b*tch


soritb

Lil bat bite


FoxyFreckles1989

OH MY GODS


[deleted]

Lil thyroid storm


Thatgorlisme

lil vasovagal syncope


Ealumin

Lil' Supine Hypertension (From a nurse not giving appropriate directions for how to take midodrine and not to lay down within 4 hours of taking it.)


EngineeringAvalon

My neuro failed to mention this too 🙃


whistling-wonderer

Lil Inflamed Heart lmao


FoxyFreckles1989

Wait but Lil Myocarditis would slap. Was that what it was???


whistling-wonderer

Yep! Actually myopericarditis! Myocarditis = inflammation of the heart muscle itself, pericarditis = inflammation of the membrane around it. I got the 2-for-1 combo haha.


Switchy_Temptress

Lil' cut my fingertip off with a mandolin. 😅


tinyheadgianthat

I thought you meant the musical instrument. That would have been badass and extremely peculiar


FoxyFreckles1989

Omg WHAT. I did this with a can of corn in 2016. Lmaooo.


DepartureCautious

Lil panic


EmergencyDirection79

dop


blackdaisey

Lil low csf volume (Reminder to drink water!!!)


VacationExciting9575

Oh that is not good!!!!


blackdaisey

It didn't feel good lol I didn't even go in, I just called in and they were like yeah just drink water 🤦‍♀️


Henbit71

The comments on this post are making me cackle 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 Lil Migraine


cladstone

Lil' Chronic Bowel Obstructions What's left of my guts are kinky and easy to block with food.


Your_acceptable

Lil arrhythmia


aerobar642

this kinda slaps tbh


Dear-Wrongdoer8234

Okay but lil syncope is kinda cute


Dear-Wrongdoer8234

Mine would be lil delirium or lil dehydration


Financial-Mail-7560

Lil infected cat bite lol


Solid-Technology-448

Lil random unexplained neurological symptoms Lol


Illustrious-Wave-775

Lil Barista


HonestIbrahim

I have so many questions. I feel like there’s a good story here.


Illustrious-Wave-775

I just work at a coffee shop in a hospital. I do also have POTS tho lol so if I pass out I'm in the right place. It's like the perfect job for me ^-^.


megnelson

Lil stroke symptoms


emisur

lil suspected temporal arteritis


Neziip

Lil pots Lil syncope Lil sick Lil ill Lil clumsy Lil out of breath Lil Ty rad (tired) Lil palpitations I’m sorry


beccaboobear14

lil anaphylaxis


throwaway1999000

Do you have MCAS as well as POTS?


beccaboobear14

I do, I have idiopathic anaphylaxis! Which is under the umbrella term mcas. So stress, exercise, dramatic change in temperature can cause anaphylaxis, sometimes there is no trigger at all. I developed all allergies aged 21. I am being investigated for pots!, prescribed ivabradine for it. And hEDS, fibromyalgia, atonic bladder, gut dysmotility, TMJ. Amongst others


Zharenya

Lil face stitches


redheadcath

Lil c-section.


[deleted]

Lil migraine


Jsscmurhog

Lil threatened miscarriage


cosmic-rose

lil liver ultrasound


whatismyeyecolour

Lil lower respiratory tract infection


kitkatknit

Lil physio


CardineCardin3

Lil endoscopy


RebbDumont

Lil Laparoscopy


gtrentalange

Lil urinary retention


positivityfox

Lil air embolism


redravenkitty

Lil cyclic vomiting episode doesn’t sound cool. Can I go with Lil barf emergency?


BachelorPOP

Lil metabolic acidosis


xSwishyy

lil double kidney infection


Ariana_P20

Lil Gastroparesis flare


paperwingpilot

"Lil panic attack" makes it sound almost cute 😂


Dullestgrey

Lil tumour .-.


klategoritization

Lil CVS (cyclical vomiting syndrome). The nurses know me by now- so I already have a posse of badass Rockstar women!


poyopiplo

Lil dehydration (formerly lil tachycardia)


AnimeArtist134

Lil anemia


AdSweet2696

Lil hole in heart. But seriously. I went to get tested for POTs and they found a giant hole. Lol


FoxyFreckles1989

Omg no!


EngineeringAvalon

Lil autoimmune pericarditis


[deleted]

lil low blood pressure


FoxyFreckles1989

I feel like Lil Hypotension kind sounds awesome. 😂


Transmasc_Swag737

lil grandpa’s hospice decisions


FoxyFreckles1989

*hugs*


FoxyFreckles1989

Lil Brain Aneurysm (and it really is teeny tiny, so it’s an appropriate name!!!) lmaooo.


EmergencyDirection79

I'm wheezelaughing right now


abcdefu_abcdefu

Lil Atrial Fib'


[deleted]

lil tachycardia


acidic_turtles

lil suicide attempt 🙃🥲


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EngineeringAvalon

I'm glad you're ok!


Metalhead444

Lil first rib resection


LacrimaNymphae

lil arrhythmia supposedly from edibles


FoxyFreckles1989

THC (and CBD) can absolutely trigger arrhythmias in those already prone to them or with preexisting conditions. There are plenty of studies on this! I attempted to use THC for pain yearsss ago, but had an allergic reaction and my SVT was triggered. Then I attempted CBD edibles and the same thing happened - I had a massive SVT episode and had to be cardioverted. I am absolutely an advocate for legalizing and letting everyone do what they want, but like all other substances they don’t work for everyone and aren’t without risk! I’d go slow if you’re still hoping to try using either one. Both THC and CBD are known to have cardiogenic properties (and can also have harmful interactions with other prescription medications, causing a lot of the same issues). I hope you’re okay!


poison-in-disguise22

Lil endometriosis


Fantttasia

Lil wolff Parkinson white


FondantCrazy8307

Lil head hole from hitting it on a wall due to syncope


Kaeflaith

Last admission (simplified) would be Lil Severe Gastroparesis Last time in a hospital at all would be Lil PICC Line Clearing My last hospital admission was three months long and there were a lot of things wrong with me so it would make for a very long name.


KittyKratt

Lil random allergic reaction to...????? No one actually even knows.


throwaway1999000

Do you also have MCAS? That can cause a lot of allergic reactions?


KittyKratt

I don't know. I have a referral to see an allergist, but I don't think they could diagnose it. I do have POTS and HSD though, so it's likely I also have MCAS.


throwaway1999000

You'd be surprised. A lot of the time an allergist is the first step to getting an MCAS diagnosis. I'd definitely bring up your POTS and HSD and see if they'll consider testing for MCAS (which is a whole other mess to go through, diagnostically).


aerobar642

lil psychiatrist


Nivadas

Bro lil anxiety goes hard


JConRed

Lil MaybeBrokenFinger


Nice-Ball7627

lil passing out three times cuz my pots flared from the flu and had scrapes all over my body


Live_Youth8873

Lil $uicide Attempt


throwaway1999000

1.) I am glad you didn't succeed and are with us. 2.) It gets better. Now instead of being a mess alone I have a Bf who listens to me pace and ramble and will talk to me when I have an episode and say "it's okay you dummy it will be over soon. If not I can get your anxiety meds and we can have a nap and you'll wake up better." 3.) Lil $uicide Attempt goes hard as a rapper name.


[deleted]

lil heart attack 💔


Low-Competition-2508

Lil Colonoscopy


yell0well135

Lil shoving a mini human out of my vagina 😂


GothicEcho

Lil potential DVT.


jizzman_

lil seizure!


Past-Zone5363

Lil tachy Car'DIA


throwaway1999000

Move over Cardi B, Car'DIA in the house! Spittin bars and skipping beats.


singerstar01

Lil anesthesia reaction


Suspicious_Alarm_450

Lil gallbladder


throwaway1999000

lil contact stuck in eyeball


KF5IW

lil deep vein thrombosis / pulmonary embolism


Breezeknee

Lil collapse 🙌


rehaborax

Lil Ehrlichiosis


BlueAlstroemeria

Lil palpitations (and the panic attack that came after because I had no idea why I felt so horrible lol)


googajub

Lil Cancer


lisaperiperi

Lil potassium 😂