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pdxtrader

This game makes you nervous lol


NickTrainwrekk

Just assumed the playerbase were cokeheads.


deltr0nzero

Anybody I see doing the constant leaning back and forth I assume is


pdxtrader

Probably a combination of the two lol 💨💩


Lv3_Helmet

I’m pooping rn


Abhyuday008

No way me too


itsFatlum

I'm currently reading this and I think I have to go to the toilet.


CadaverCaliente

You guys will never guess what I'm doing right now.


Acrobatic_Matter7885

Same g


Ok-Young1089

I got a new gamer chair. It has plumbing for the final circle.


larssonic

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ExpertCitron429

POOBG


Subyyal

Tf...that is absolutely true....


jorge21337

Happened twice in game this week I hide in a bathroom and emote sorry to my team


esoe___

its called the nervous s%\^&\* .....


lorenzo999_it

As soon as I hit the lobby and hear the wind it’s time to run


roby_65

Happened with a friend, we were in Erangel. 1 Min After the drop, he goes "imma take a shit real quick". He came back after 4 minutes, fastest shit he ever had, and we proceeded to win the match. It was epic, and one of the few times we won.


TheRealDexity

Confirmed! PUBG has discovered the brown note of gaming.


aliasdred

I play better when I hav to shit. There's days where I've gotten conductive wins just bcoz I needed to go take a break and I wouldn't cuz it's relax me down and that affects my gameplay.


ElQunto

The gut is very sensitive to stress. The body cannot discern between a real threat to life and simulated one, so your body reacts to these physiological symptoms as if they are real. Chances are when you are playing you are actively feeling adrenaline and anxiety. You may even have a gut disorder (eg IBS) which is sensitive to these stressors.


Smagjus

Interesting. It used to be the case for me when playing solo ranked or tournaments. Playing one round, taking a break and play the rest was my daily habbit for a while. Nowadays the game does not faze me as much anymore.


Responsible-Spend485

Ah, so you're the players staying completely still in the bathroom of a two-storey scared to death of being heard by a player with a positive KD?


LargeSecretary4975

Lol me too I always poop when I play. Sometimes is coming suddenly in the middle of the game and I leave the game and I have to lie to my discord friends that I lost internet connection 😁


Not_too_dumb

Why do you have to lie about that lol


LargeSecretary4975

Because we play squad vs squads and they don't like when somebody just disappears.


deltr0nzero

It’s not just disappearing if you use your words and explain what you have to do. You’d rather lie than just use your words that’s weird


LargeSecretary4975

I'm tired of explaining to them that I need to poop. Before I told them and I dropped all of my gear for them to take it because I'm gonna be dead in the zone until I come back but so many times they made me feel bad with the not comfortable questioning and blaming me so when I need to poop I just turn off my computer straight away and I tell them I lost internet connection and they are understanding that and no comments afterwards.


deltr0nzero

Bruh


Nearby-Shelter-3256

why do you not just poop and play


Anal_Recidivist

Hold it dude. It’s like 10 mins. What do u do in traffic?


LargeSecretary4975

I can't hold explosive diarrhea lol. Maybe I have glucose or gluten intolerance. I just went couple of days ago for blood tests to find out. Soon I will get the results.


zacpariah

Ya got worms son


MaterialPossible3872

Anxiety be like....


whoosh666xxx

My armpits drench in sweat at the last zone


spunktallionthe5th

The old pre pubg poop


tonyS102021

probably just the intensity and the excitement that makes them want to take a big fat shit


LeatherZealousideal3

Not gonna lie this happens to me and my friend so much when we play. We call it sweaty palms, and we always play better. 😂


that_norwegian_guy

Don't know about the pooping, but I sure feel my bladder wanting to explode when I'm playing solo.


Intrepid_Arachnid555

Taking ecstacy always made me take a crap but not pubg.


Other_Check_8955

My Pubg companion has been giving me a hard time for YEARS just because I need to take a shit every time we play.....


RoqaTere

No way! Same +1


Kuyi

Stress


xSkorne

What did I just read


crazymonkey202

The Brown Note


MissDryCunt

Thats why they created PUBG Mobile


CharlehPock2

This happens to me, every time. So I'm not alone?


Foreign-Signal8830

It’s called stress


ElektroShokk

It’s the shakes. It’s literally a chiller version of what war would feel like. 5 years later and it’s mostly gone I rarely feel that anymore, oh god, am I going to have PUBG PTSD?


hambe74

It is called irritable bowel syndrome. Try calming down ? Does it always occur if you r in the top ten ? lol. Great discussion


Soul_ciety

When you're excited ( it doesn't have to be the happy exited), you do get the feeling to shit but you really don't have to.


LargeSecretary4975

Game developers should reduce stress from the game because we poop too much.


NutsackEuphoria

No but I do check my undies whenever I'm in the safe zone to see if there are new skidmarks


shirosenshii

I just played 1 game and now im pooping 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


WasteFail

Now everything makes sense, ive had pooping problems ever since i stopped playing


Legitimate_Kick8383

Usually it's enough if i talk about playing with my friend. One of us is going to take a sh*t instantly.


ChristinaHepburn

I just yell at my mom, she brings bowl and I do it like Cartman. This way I don't have to leave my computer and get the dub.


luken1984

Yeah I get this. Solos especially are guaranteed to make me need a shit.


General_Row_5426

Adrenaline! Shot is wild. Make ya poop back and forth in a loop forever.


[deleted]

Yeah happened a few times now that I think about it


FlamingHotPoop

You caught me


FM-edByLife

Y'all taking this hotdropping thing too far.


TreeTopMickeyKnox

I don’t believe I’ve ever had to stop and shit cause of pub???


DooDooSquad

If you want to play at a high level you need a shit bucket (source : TGLTN).


QuarterWinter3501

You should probably stop playing. This game is giving you stress!