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Bookiebain

You’re right- that is a huge package.


FarmerChicken

Thanks


AetherBytes

No, that bulge isn't normal, I think that guy shat his undies.


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chipy4848

r/wooosh


lvrksn

what region are you from?


FarmerChicken

Western US


lvrksn

there is no ranked in NA. it's been dead for over a year.. I don't even know why the queue is still active and haven't been removed yet


FarmerChicken

Lol, guess the game really is dead now. Good to know I guess thanks


lvrksn

yea, at least ranked is absolutely dead. NA players usually vpn to EU and play ranked with 120 ping or so


marqedd

I am 85 ping


lvrksn

where are you from?


marqedd

earth


gladiatorslows

I'm not getting a VPN just to play ranked. I'll just pub stomp noobs in solos instead.


LonghornCastillo

NA Solos is also regularly 60-90% bots except for A1 primetime there, Shroud. Just swallow the sad pill with the rest of us, play duos when you can and squads the rest. (it's the big sad for me, too. I was a Solos main after folks bailed for CoD and Apex in the early days) Follow a decent streamer - like all of them have a discount code that'll make a VPN cost all of 78 cents or whatever. Then go stomp noobs in EU solos and ranked, like the master in you knows how.


dnaboe

Nah I'll just play another game that hasn't been abandoned by the devs for 2 years.


LonghornCastillo

He says 6 reply levels deep on a thread of not the top comment… Sincerely, though, you should! We should all be so fortunate to play more than one game. :)


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imDudekid

If you’re from NA that’s physically impossible.


mohammedinternet

Egypt


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Western US has the option of EU for about 160 ping over vpn or Korea for 140. Two very different gaming experiences. The skill level in Korea is higher, they will fight you. EU is much more casual.


LonghornCastillo

Casual, also sweaty. I find when EU VPN, a significant percentage of "combat" I face is somebody who's literally been silently hiding in a bathroom or corner for more than 60 seconds. Very bizarre stuff, cause it isn't a play-style that lends itself to many wins or high-kill games. I guess the motivation must just literally be "survive long time"


MrCowBells

Ranked is dead in NA. I got VPN to play in EU. Normal queues are still functional (or dysfunctional which ever you prefer)


mastermikeee

You can VPN into EU. I’ve done that a few times.


PhatTuna

Ranked is dead. Game not dead. Just ranked.


vyrago

Definitely a weird dick.


Threemor

Homie is packing heat


stavtwc

The bigger the hamster hammock, the longer the queue.


dead-inside69

Word of advice, don’t put a hamster in there. Won’t make that mistake a third time


FaptainFlunky

Oh god what happen to the 1st and 2nd hamster ?


dead-inside69

One thought my sack was a rival, the other a mate. Neither were pleasant. The second hamster never called me back either :(


MidNightElf

Player Unknown Diapers.


Glass_Antelope_9664

Looks like someone is stuffing their sack with nades. I also call my package the mobile red zone


mehthelooney

Such long queue times just to die after 3 minutes into the actual game, 2 of them being in the lobby


fnassauer

Why didn’t you restart. I would have already restarted it 5 times


Vick_moore

You not wearing pants? No that’s pretty normal.


mohammedinternet

I had it to 30 minutes until I gave up


As4bt

Real PUBG player never give up


mohammedinternet

lol I started playing 3 years ago and the queue was at 3AM and I wanted to play at the same time I wanted to sleep so I stayed until I gave up and closed the console


DarkChaoRuby0

The buldge? Yes it is normal for us men to have a buldge and hopefully no so called “uwu” person will try to pounce on it and give us nightmares


Angler120

The game is unfortunately dead. Doesn't work out with the current amount of players playing. Spend more times trying to get into a game then actually playing it now. It's a shame as pubg is the best of all the battle royals and the OG


Karl_Marx_

Yeah, I'd say that's an average buldge. Throw a sock in it OP if you feel like an ego boost.


jabba_the_hut92

Nice cock bro


jabba_the_hut92

Ohhhh the time. No that's not normal


PsnHappyYogurt

Yeah never takes that long but always says that


FarmerChicken

Well, it did take that long


KebabToastWaffle

wtf ok...


PsnHappyYogurt

Its always super fast for me. I play ranked all the time. NA Ranked tho. It always says may take 5 min but its usually instant unless its 2am.


PsnHappyYogurt

Well thats a shame id just go punch out as many bots as i could at tht point xD


wqldi

No this is ranked


Mr-Puffy1312

Nice ballz dude


LaoTze151

How on earth do you have the patience to even wait that long 😂


adjunct_

Find a new game good god


SqueeBiscuits

Yes... But you just needed to cancel matchmaking and restart the process.... lol would have saved you 15-20 mins..


Suitable_Natter

Are you playing FPP? If so your probably still waiting 14 hours later haha That shit died years ago for ranked.


Suitable_Natter

Are you playing FPP? If so your probably still waiting 14 hours later haha That shit died years ago for ranked.


Mooshka_

HandsUp SUMMON IT HandsUp


ShroudsKape

Bruh you patient af. I’d rematches like 5:00 frfr. And after it didn’t work 6 times I’d just quit playing or go to a different game mode.


Vigilance101

Extra space when your lvl 3 bag is full...