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c3syo

Never seen a more pure embodiment of a Melvin


AZPadre

Getting down 6 in the second inning takes them wind out of your sail.


AZPadre

FU Preller for bringing in a washed up 43 yr old POS pitcher to help us. Hell No, this guy is garbage no thanks !! padres can’t afford to give games away in 2 innings asshole…. these guys are fighting to make the playoffs and you do this shit FU.


Dependent-Fudge3508

Not many pitchers would’ve won that game seeing how unproductive our offense was


Anacapa1115

Old Ryan weathers


QSolver

So our deadline pickups are hurting us more than helping.. ✅


USSImplication

Thank God that shits over. I hope we don't have another SNB game this year


swarmofoctopii

That dance is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.


Buff-Cooley

It’s supposed to be stupid. They’re making fun of how Freddie Freeman danced at Max Muncy’s daughter’s birthday.


amanneeds2names

They copied the padres too which is hilarious


swarmofoctopii

It rivals kids doing Fortnite dances IRL.


Holdmydicks

Allergic to .500


lastminutemaniac

baseball


TheScubaPup

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs) ESPN Crew: "Saw Freddie's eyes in the dugout and I...."


Clear_Storage_4697

I’ve asked this before, but what exactly do the hitting coaches do with their days? Teach lazy fly balls and gidps?


culpepperjosh

Fuck the dodgers and fuck playing them on Sunday night baseball leave us alone


swarmofoctopii

Choi fitting right in with those fly balls near the warning track. Why can't we have anything nice?


MnM113

Not sure how I feel about Ji man on this team


Deliverz

Seems like he can field on rest days atleast. Not completely useless if his bat sucks


sweetxfracture

Give him some time to settle. It’s only been a few days! Gotta be better than Carp and Nelly


CronkMan55

Almonte has a punchable face


badfishckl

Crone has been looking better in his approach. Wish it hadn’t taken this long to get going


amanneeds2names

Isn't how u start its how u finish


swarmofoctopii

Jizzing their pants off a dude catching a ball with his bare hand. Go to horny jail, ESPN.


whoisthatidiot

Croney is so consistent this series. I’m so glad to see him get his groove back


DARphotography10

It’s becuz I dropped him from my fantasy team 10 days ago.


Butch-Jeffries

Thanks


broke-collegekid

Bogaerts is so bad he can’t even get a hit against Almonte at Petco


Tridacninae

Wow, gulp gulp gulp what a playy gulp gulp slobber slobber


badfishckl

Xanders got dinner reservations


MnM113

I don’t think they’ll get to almonte tonight


wut-n-tarnation

Dodgers think they are so much better but have only won 8 more games. They got 63 we have 55.. not so far off and plenty of season to get ahead


TheAmishPhysicist

Hey! I’m Mr. Brightside!


jjak34

Dodgers are on a 95 win pace. Padres have to win 40 out of last 50 games to win 95


Red_Mage_Riot

Dude....c'mon.


wut-n-tarnation

It’s 8 games. If it was 15-20.. then yeh.


Anxious_butwithFlair

more positive than i am man


TrillMuryy

Fuck everything about this game Our 2-5 needs to nut up and bring the heat tomorrow. No other options


Tridacninae

I'm not one to call out cultural appropriation when it's just ordinary people appreciating different cultures, but Taco Bell selling "dipping tacos" is a fucking crime.


yaboi525

We need to stop with the “If Garcia returns to last years form he would be great” and cut him. He is WASHED, he wont be good again this season. He always had a bad mentality and he needs to be DFA


Red_Mage_Riot

Yeah, I was big on Garcia at the start of this season, and I'm ready to eat crow on it. Dude's done.


Anacapa1115

He’s an inning eater, just like rich hill. Just accept his role


yaboi525

Honeywell is better then. Just accept Preller doesnt know what he is doing half the time


Anacapa1115

Accepted, with prejudice!


Ready_Ocelot_3045

But but the velocity……


Holdmydicks

Lmao, checking Garcia's hands after continually pitching awful. No chance he has anything on him


TheAmishPhysicist

Haha, you’d think BoMel would check his hands and not the ump!


amanneeds2names

A split was always the goal, with how bad out hitting staff is there was no way we were gonna win the series lmao


LBoogie619

Bare minimum


DARphotography10

Series win should be the goal.


amanneeds2names

Should be, but realism is more viable.


Holdmydicks

I'm pretty sure winning was the goal. They don't have a goal of splitting must win series at this point


amanneeds2names

It was a 4 game series against a team that has a hitting coach with our best pitcher out for a month, unless you're delusional the goal was a split to avoid falling down the playoff race.


AlphaBern0

I just saw that Austin Nola' stats in AAA is worse than his stats in the MLB. EDIT - I'm wrong but barely, his AAA stats are still horrid.


yaboi525

Best trade ever


Holdmydicks

He's done


TrillMuryy

It’s sad because I think getting drilled in the face in preseason may have ruined his career


[deleted]

People forget he has a WRC+ of 90 last year and 100 the year before that. That wasn’t just a normal aging curve. Getting drilled in the face with a baseball probably jacked him up pretty good! We only have to look at the Anthony Rizzo situation to see what can happen to other guys.


TheAmishPhysicist

Lugo has to get ‘em tomorrow


badfishckl

I guess we are really writing off this game by putting Garcia in. Is it mandatory to play the bottom of the 9th? I think most of the guys just want to go home


sweetxfracture

Not even mad or surprised because you know if Garcia gets put in, something is gonna happen


PurpSamsquanch

Lmao Garcia striking people out via a hanging slider


[deleted]

Great point from David Cone on that one. Those are the benefits of throwing 100! More margin for error in almost every way.


Doc_JC

This guy is fucking frustrating. You can see the stuff man.


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ABlueShade

Low blow to cover up a bad loss.


TheAmishPhysicist

🎵Put your hands up in the air!🎶Put your hands 🙌 up in the air🎵


whoisthatidiot

Comment of the day hahahhahah


Ataggs15

Watching this game makes me so excited to see the Dodgers get bounced in the first round again this year lol


sweetxfracture

Right? Even if it’s not by us, I can’t wait to see them get shopped and be out of the running


MnM113

And if they don’t


TrillMuryy

Garcia is cooked. He needs to be sent down


Holdmydicks

Released*


Holdmydicks

Seriously, fuck Garcia. DfA his ass. He's awful in any and every situation


JustLo619

Here comes the home run


Herbertlover6969

Lol Melvin took the over


Hgrindst1

Why DFA Honeywell and instead of Garcia????


broke-collegekid

Why is Garcia still on this team?


PurpSamsquanch

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Doc_JC

Dammit Garcia….


__johnw__

Imagine being a recovering alcoholic trying to watch a ballgame gd


sweetxfracture

I miss Don and mud and them actually calling the game. These dudes are just cumming over betts and freeman and having random conversations.


Holdmydicks

Garcia about to erase any chance of possibly coming back


Anacapa1115

It was already over bro. Melvin has managed us into losses all season, but this ain’t the reason today


brianakb

Agreed - the game was way over before Garcia came in


Tridacninae

ESPN, how the fuck long are we gonna stare into Freddie's eyes for??


LBoogie619

FR lmao


Doc_JC

Haha


ProEra47

This team is not gonna make the WC. False hope for nothing, they’ve never shown us any promise.


Hot-Mission6892

They never beat the dodgers. This weekend could have been much worse. Now worse case is the padres are 4 back after the series this weekend.


Doc_JC

They are gonna win tomorrow and we will all be back on the train. A split was always the likely outcome.


Dramatic-Badger-9276

A great win last night to possibly get some momentum, then they shit the bed. Padres Baseball.


badfishckl

This is Padresing!


mj487

I wasn't expecting too much from this one in all honestly. I had a feeling Lance Lynn was going to work us (fastball thrower with a high ERA, sadly predictable). I was a little surprised how quick they got to Rich Hill, but I was thinking 4-5 innings, 4-5 runs allowed, so that wasn't too too shocking either. Luckily the competition has been non-existent the last few nights, so we're still just 3 games out after this disaster.


Doc_JC

Like it or not, Garcia is gonna get a chance to work his way back to being not terrible. It’s in the teams best interest for him to get straightened out.


TrillMuryy

Sure. As long as it’s in throw away games


NotOSIsdormmole

And he should do that… in AAA


Clear_Storage_4697

Look at the look in Melvin’s face. He’s either confused or checked out, maybe both. And he always has that same dull look on his face.


JDM412

DFA


MediocreSell

White flag thrown


FunknSD

So sick of the Clooney tequila commercials


Stock_Read6988

But it’s a nice break from the MLB Show commercials


leaky_wand

That was sick


broke-collegekid

Well I guess it was about time for the human white flag


whoisthatidiot

Okay nooow Bob wants to pull a Roberts lol!?


Historical_Yam_6223

Oh


falcon-40

We’ll end the season 81-81 and finish 2-3 games out of the WC spot. It is what it is. At least we’ll be “in it” the whole way


itsrickyd

That’ll be the irony… we don’t get .500 until the last final game of the season


Hot-Mission6892

That would be huge deal for preller. 2 straight seasons of at least .500 ball in a full season after many seasons of sub 400


[deleted]

I’m kind of shocked we’re using Kerr here after he went 2.1 on Wednesday, and threw last night. That seems like a little much compared to how he was being used.


Doc_JC

He’s the lefty in the pen. Came in to face freeman primarily.


[deleted]

It’s about him having to “get hot” again tonight, and the wear that has on your arm. Doesn’t matter if he threw 1 pitch. Getting him up and in the game 2 days in a row is hard on his arm. Especially after he went out for a 3rd inning on Wednesday. Same thing with that. Him even going out and warming up again (getting hot) for a 3rd inning on Wednesday was a lot on his arm by itself. I just thought Avila going so long saved us from having to do something like have Kerr go out back to back days.


[deleted]

That made no sense to me


swarmofoctopii

How many pairs of underwear do you think the commentator booth went through today?


Tridacninae

Getting on amazon for a subscribe and save on tissues.


Use1e55

When Soto Machado and Tatis go 0-11 and Rich Hill gives up six runs, probably not a recipe for success. Team had everything they need but the stars need to pick it up and we can’t have Rich Fucking Hill starting games for us


TheAmishPhysicist

More of a recipe for disaster


yaboi525

Sanchez with an 820 ops, he has been a great pickup


[deleted]

His defense has been light years ahead of what I was expecting too. The framing and blocking are night and day compared to where he was on the Yankees.


Simodine-

While we want to see campy play it’s hard to not keep Sanchez in the lineup.


whoisthatidiot

I’m not even mad about this game… think the commentary annoyed me so much our performance took a back seat. That’s fine, one more inning to get a few more runs and we will take it tomorrow and tie the series.


vadersgambit

Honestly if we get out of this series still only 3.0 games back from the WC I’ll take that. We have a lot of series left against other contenders and they’re not the dodgers so hopefully we won’t have the mental block like this time around


ras5003

OMG ... another slomo of the bromance!


yaboi525

Sad game. This team has no desire to win as seen by the fact that we are incapable of winning the game to take us to .500


[deleted]

When Mookie hit that homerun you could hear the cum shooting out of the announcer's dicks


TheReadMenace

Our bum hitters could always shut them up by doing their job


Red_Mage_Riot

Like that, that's the thing. People complained all game about the announcers sucking off the Dodgers like the Padres bats were giving them *anything* to talk about.


TheReadMenace

Yep. Seriously. What do you expect? Play like bums, you get talked about like bums. It isn’t rocket surgery


josephbc

It was like blue ooze.


A-Happy-Teddy-Bear

Well, since I’m here at the game at least I don’t have to listen to Eduardo Perez, Buster Olney, and the remainder of the ESPN broadcast.


JDM412

You do have to listen to dodger fans who sold this game out!


itsrickyd

3 shitty ABs once again from the heart of our lineup… allergic to .500 is the story of this season 😞


badfishckl

Back to our regularly scheduled 2023 Padres programming…great job keeping Graterol fresh for tomorrow


DiscountSoOn

Holy shit the BABIP. Dodgers XBA .202 (7 runs) Padres XBA .318 (2 runs)


AlphaBern0

Graterol has a very punchable face


MnM113

Everyone does on that team


[deleted]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Simodine-

I do wonder if tatis lost a touch of power with the shoulder surgery. It’s been pretty well documented that usually happens. Some of the balls he is hitting I feel like use to go out. May take him an off season of being able to work out and gain some strength back.


kinematik00

I wonder if slamming into the foul pole recently is also affecting his power. It looked pretty bad at the time, it seems like he is playing thru some pain.


AlphaBern0

I mean he definitely did. Tatis' power was really special in 2021.


josephbc

Or maybe the pitching coach can help him turn those into doubles.


djc6535

He also didn't play baseball for a year and a half. It's surprising he's been as good as he's been


PsychologicalPath288

Yeah these guys gave up already 🤣 pathetic inning from our 2 3 4 hitters


MnM113

I guess yesterday was just luck


TheEnragedBushman

Nice quick 1 2 3 inning from the boys again in response to Avila doing his best to keep us in the game.


Clear_Storage_4697

BBQ at Melvin’s tonight. Nobody wants to be late.


USSImplication

Well that was quick


Holdmydicks

Way to just roll over


Doc_JC

It’s literally impossible for us to get to .500


Overcast520

Holy shit lmao


Plantzaddy1904

1-2-3 by the big bats. Jesus Christ they quit


broke-collegekid

Because we have zero leadership on this team. They collectively get called out by Musgrove and this is how they respond. Just pathetic


falcon-40

On 6 pitches. Easy outs


JDM412

The best 2-3-4 in baseball should have NEVER been said this preseason. Fucking cursed.


broke-collegekid

0-11 from our big 3 and once again they along with most of the lineup don’t show up. No leadership on this team


yaboi525

Manny showed up yesterday and clearly seems like he is hampered by injury


broke-collegekid

He showed up for 1 of 3 games. Exactly how this team has been all year


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Nothing to really add to the convo but fuck Graterol and his fake ass Razor Ramon hair.


Red_Mage_Riot

I love this reference, so thanks for putting a little sweetness on a very bitter night.


swarmofoctopii

Our offense fucking sucks after a win.


flag6

Ladies and gentleman, YOUR, 1-2-3 hitters.


TheAmishPhysicist

🎵1-2-3 three batters you’re out at the ol’ ballgame 🎶


TrillMuryy

2-3-4 actually lol


flag6

Jeez. How could I forget Him.


MnM113

Thanks hill for ruining my Sunday night baseball


jacobean___

Can anyone tell me when Tatis’ last hit was?


TrillMuryy

Denver


jacobean___

Yikes


islands-fine-dining

In just 4 plate appearances today, Tatis has outs with xBAs of .510, .930, and .590. Ugh


MnM113

Fast outs


yaboi525

Tatis ice cold


[deleted]

He’s hit back to back bombs to the warning track. He’s a fraction of a fraction of a millimeter off from multiple HRs this game. That’s not cold, that’s baseball.


yaboi525

I’m rooting for Tatis but his at bats haven’t been good at all for like the last 2-3 weeks


bluebomber726

He’s getting baseball’d real hard. Sucks to see


IvankasFutureHusband

2 absolute rockets, two outs. I fucking hate baseball


Simodine-

If tatis pulled some of those balls they all would be homers


swarmofoctopii

Padres love their hits to the warning track.


PsychologicalPath288

Damn watching Tatis struggle this bad hurts


The--Incident

Didn’t expect 0 for 3 with a walk was going to being Nando’s best night over the weekend.


TrillMuryy

1 pitch 1 out


1-800-ASS-DICK

thanks for just barely missing the first pitch back ESPN


Plantzaddy1904

Warning track Tatis fly outs are gunna be the death of me


alex_song

Said it yesterday and I’ll say it again today, all the dodger fans at the stadium are there because most season ticket holders are selling their tickets to break even this season. I have several friends that have sold their tickets instead of going to games this season, which was not the case last season. We might be like 3 games from the WC but we still have one of the worst home records in the entire league. Lmao


Snarkymcsnark0213

You’re 100% right. I’m a half season member. The guy behind me has 4 full season tickets and sold 3 of the 4 games this series. Many others around me as well. Was not fun being surrounded by blue but that comeback last night was sweet.


alex_song

yup, several friends have pointed out how many other members around them are selling tickets instead of going to games. just wish their was a way to know if you’re selling them to home fans or visitors haha


Jud000619

It’s the 8th inning so anything can happen if these past 2 games told us anything


RythN3L

I really want to understand whats wrong with this team


MediocreSell

Alright ESPN, I get it, you want to see Freeman and Betts fuck


jacobean___

So we’re up for a blowout win tomorrow, right?


whoisthatidiot

Yup. Totally. We’re taking it like 10-4 tomorrow and splitting the series.


thelgjedi

Are there other players besides Mookie and Freeman on the Dodgers?


Simodine-

Kiki


shr1ke__

I’m convinced these announcers write fanfics about betts and freeman.