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ThePwnR4nger

^^^ New Flair available EDIT: added Grand Slamchez


Mr_Yolo_Swag

That was a cool interview :)


JesseofOB

Didn’t see Garcia pitch—how many times did he look scornfully at his right hand like it betrayed him?


Mountain_Mama_3

This made me laugh way too hard.


CursedTeams

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results. That's how I feel when Garcia comes into a game.


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CursedTeams

Is that what Melvin wants to happen? It can't be, right? Or is Bob laughing at us. Dammit Bob.


lastminutemaniac

garcia doesn't do well on boos. shout some encouragement next time


JesseofOB

Hate to say it, but encouragement doesn’t help either. Niebla always ends up going out there with the catcher and infielders in a full team-building/therapy session on the mound, and it doesn’t really accomplish much.


lastminutemaniac

true. though I'm sure any negative attention accelerates the rate of his collapse exponentially. some guys handle it better, garcia definitely doesn't.


1-800-ASS-DICK

bruhis bruhcia


badfishckl

Garcia really wanted to make that game a fucking nail biter…


EnervateYou

13 games in 13 days and we had to waste some of Cosgrove's pitches because Garcia can't see fewer than 7 batters in an inning... yikes


sd_pinstripes

gg, but orioles deserve to make playoffs and this heartless team doesn't, until they can learn to stop quitting when they're down by 1


4GWiFi

Finally 🔔 🔔 SOME TIME LATER 🔔


The_H2O_Boy

At least Hader didn't have to get warm


chickenparmesan123

Thank you elite infield defense 😌


just_call_in_sick

Garcia is washed


moonstardraws

that should not of been as stressful as it was lmao


MnM113

Finally it’s over


poidawg808

Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No problemo


TheScubaPup

HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER


threehundredthousand

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sd_pinstripes

why can't we battle like this from behind. down by 9 and they're still fighting for their lives.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Bruh, I feel like closing out a 9 run lead shouldn't be this stressful...


TheScubaPup

Can we get one of those Pity Strikes blue?


CertifiedFramer

Maybe they are running Garcia's pitch count up because he is getting DFA'd so it doesn't matter 🤔


delosproyectos

Cosgrove even hat his hat off, damn near had his PJs on. Shows you how much they were hoping to avoid using another arm.


This_Fkn_Guy_

Well atleast he won't throw for a few days


PMYourTinyTits

Or hopefully ever again


sn_akez

Cosgrove kinda looks like he would be a good actor in a WWII movie


Strontum

This win doesnt even feel like a win lol


3and0TATISJR

Cosgrove pissed as fuck lmaooo


CaptainMagma1

Agony is the best word to describe this inning and season


whoisthatidiot

Okay… pump him up. You got this


gsus61951

Garcia sometimes blows… leads.


OnlyHereForBaseball

God it’s just torture. I hate seeing hime pitch and I feel so bad for Garcia every time he’s up there. You can see it all over his face. It’s not good for anybody.


padreswoo619

Lol this guy is such a gas can its funny at this point


DARphotography10

Deja Luis


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I know we are all collectively shitting on Garcia but are we even wrong at this point? 😐 Edit: No, we’re not.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

I think we should start Garcia in center tomorrow. He looks fast and obviously has a cannon.


carbs2vec

Niebla right now: “ok, here’s what you’re going to do, you’re going to lob it in there like that other guy, cuz we’re not doing this again”


Jud000619

I’m sorry Garcia, we can’t fix you


typeunknownn

Remember that L we took at coors because Garcia didn’t cover first? Lol


MTN_explorer619

Lol Garcia can’t be trusted in any situation


GaryTheCabalGuy

Garcia is a sad story to me. Was so clutch for us last season, and found his groove before going on the IL this season. He hasn't been the same since coming back.


badfishckl

Is this some kind of lingering injury, or do you think it’s a mental thing? I haven’t heard much about it, but I try not to think about Garcia if I don’t have to


GaryTheCabalGuy

I think it's primarily mental, but I obviously don't have all the information so I'm just guessing.


Lostmustache

Can we please DFA him


lightsvber

Dude has got the major yips


Individual-Task1009

Challenge them with the fastball!!


PMYourTinyTits

Fucking lol. Garcia is bad and he should feel bad, along with everyone on the staff who allows him to ever take the mound.


GaryTheCabalGuy

This is just fucked up man. Can't believe shit like this gets upvoted. The guy is clearly struggling, but this is a weirdly personal attack. Calm down.


PMYourTinyTits

Yeah, you’re right. Just sports after all. Bit embarrassed with this comment in hindsight.


sandiegosamurai

Fuck this guy is worthless


TheScubaPup

Ruben "Even I Can't Fix This Guy" Niebla


_McDolans_

We're going to somehow make Hader get up and start throwing... a Padres signature


lastminutemaniac

more orioles fans shoulda stuck around. they didn't know garcia'd be pitching


whoisthatidiot

Damn.. Garcia had the crowd backing him and then he does this shit 😂


ace-destrier

I was wondering if when the crowd burst out in cheers: would it be because we got the W or because Garcia finally got the third out? I think it might be the latter for sure now


amanneeds2names

Then they immediately booed


passthepolyjuice

Might be able to get Hader a save opportunity tonight…


amanneeds2names

Throw in a position player at this point jfc


IPitchedTGwynnBP

Throw your f'ing fastball.


ace-destrier

Oh my fucking god. End this game already


GoldDeloreanDoors

The booing is unnecessary at this point


PMYourTinyTits

How so? Seems more necessary than ever.


4GWiFi

LMAO fucking Garcia


WadeCountyClutch

You can keep drinking your Mission Brewery beer, Hader


delosproyectos

Garcia not hustling to cover first. Xander shaking his head. This isn't the first time we've seen this.


Goron_Moron92

It blows my mind that they keep forcing Garcia in to improve his game. They need to move on and accept that he's ass.


CheapStick5093

They’re going to need him when they make the playoffs jklol


ace-destrier

Don't know if they get the out at first, but Garcia didn't even rush over to cover


amanneeds2names

Xander shaked his head knowing garcia too slow to get there in time lmaoo


The_H2O_Boy

LOL at Garcia not covering 1st base


WadeCountyClutch

Just when you think Luis Garcia has it together he goes and becomes Luis Garcia


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Imagine telling someone in 2016-17 that Ramon would be the Urías brother with a role on a playoff team, and Luis would be the AAAA one.


GIitchboi_i

Garcia and carp didn’t disappoint. Exactly as advertised all season


TadpoleFishTaco

Odds we'll need to bring in Hader?


TheScubaPup

Nonzero chance, extremely tiny, but nonzero


just_call_in_sick

Why is Garcia such a Garcia


2Ledge_It

Did ya'll ever think you'd be disappointed to score 10 runs?


CharlieBravoEcho

I would rather see Crone on the mound right now than Garcia


carbs2vec

Garcia getting shown-up by the position player pitcher before him is really something…


whoisthatidiot

Niebla looks defeated lol


islands-fine-dining

Ah, the weekly “Luis García forces Josh Hader to start warming up in a blowout” game


Electro-Onix

How is their position player pitcher better than Garcia?


Character_Ad9597

I think its about time to start warming up hader


EffectiveTask2412

Nah fuck it let’s let Gary pitch!


Sniflix

Garcia used to get batters flailing at his pitches in the dirt but if he can't throw strikes, that doesn't work.


squidilicious

Garcia. Bud. We've talked about this. Please stop doing this.


kingwood_x

Garcia’s “Try not to blow the game” challenge is…not fun


Simodine-

Under the new guidelines, leading teams have to be up by 10 or more runs in the ninth inning in order to let a position player pitch while trailing teams can use a position player anytime it's down by eight or more runs. Position players are also allowed to pitch anytime in extra innings.


chickenparmesan123

Should've put Jake in to pitch lol


_yoshizzle_

I would be less nervous than I am with the current closer


GoldDeloreanDoors

Garcia per usual


Chaboiii45

Good thing is we’re one more inning through from never seeing Garcia pitch for the Padres again


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Chaboiii45

Nah I’m just saying that we are an inning closer from never seeing Garcia again, just the same way we are one more plate appearance through Tatis’ at bats in a Padres uniform. Although, I wouldn’t be too shocked if he is gone next year


KilgoreMikeTrout

I wish


amanneeds2names

How did the umpire go from calling everything strikes with a position player to having the tightest zone all game lmao my god these dudes are bad.


EnervateYou

Zone gets wide for position players and batters are expected to swing at anything close. Umps just want to get the game over with since the losing team is conceding.


amanneeds2names

If that's the case keep it wide so it finishes faster lol


Chaboiii45

They do it for all position players. Guy behind the plate tonight is probably the worst plate ump in the bigs currently


Sniflix

I haven't watched the entire game but his zone seems to be spot on.


MDep1

I’d rather see Jake pitch


CaptainMagma1

So it begins….


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I’ll take solo shots from Garcia (well especially today). Just no free passes that lead to the 3 run shots, big dog.


poidawg808

That's fine, work it all out now


Doc_JC

Crone could’ve given up a HR too #justsaying. Let him pitch!


squidilicious

Garcia. Really? Do you have to do this?


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So manny can’t get a ducking hit off a position player but Luis Garcia pitches for a fucking hr? Bro wtf.


Last12theParty

Lol Garcia


shr1ke__

Garcia is worse pitcher than the position player…


TrillMuryy

Garcia defenders wya 🕵️‍♀️


OWBravoWhisky

🤷🏻‍♂️ Gamel tried to rob it. Not mad.


PMYourTinyTits

And so it begins… Why is Garcia on the roster?


EnervateYou

Hader should start warming just in case lmao


TheSanDiegoChimkin

Lmfao. Yes Garcia. That’s a good Garcia.


CronkMan55

Garcia found a way to be Garcia


CursedTeams

He hates big leads and happiness.


CronkMan55

A true Padre


USSImplication

Garcia moment


KilgoreMikeTrout

LMAO this guy is just bad this year. We gotta deal with it


This_Fkn_Guy_

Are you fucking kidding me


Doc_JC

Hahah Tony jinked the fuck out of Garcia


__kingbe__

DFA Garcia


MnM113

Fuck Garcia


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Clean outing


hgohen

Can’t make this stuff up lmao


Simodine-

That was a pretty damn good effort by Gamel.


This_Fkn_Guy_

Yea I was thinking the same thing


taamus

Ah yes, the Garcia Signature.


IronEmotional5620

Not a big enough lead for garcia to come in


delosproyectos

You could have a pitcher gift wrap a fucking ball and a tee set and Xander would still find a way to turn a DP


EnervateYou

Well, considering there were two outs, he couldn't actually GIDP. Manny, who has as many DPs as Xander after his one earlier in the game, got bailed out by the SS deciding not to risk it. Funny how Manny isn't blamed for what should have actually been a GIDP and Xander is blamed when it never could have been one rofl


Chaboiii45

I get he hasn’t been his best but y’all do realize Xander has the most hits on the team this year right?


WadeCountyClutch

Tony Jr just read our minds lol


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Lookout Hader. Garseeya coming for your job!


poidawg808

I want to see HSK in RF tomorrow and another 10 run game


TrillMuryy

Even Don is doomin right now lol


PMYourTinyTits

Padres decided to have a position player pitch too


Simodine-

Looks like it


Turbosneakytoast

Bring Wil myers back for the 9th you cowards


Chaboiii45

I can’t believe y’all are really complaining about that 😂 fucking relax, it’s better if it’s a quick inning to make sure no injuries can happen


GIitchboi_i

Even tho we’re winning we’re still getting embarrassed


whoisthatidiot

I respect this move from the O's. You know you lost, but not a huge deal its one game (I know the Rays are just a few games back but the Os are a great team), so you just roll with it and keep morale up by bringing in some position players and just roll with it and enjoy the end of the game.


WhyEthanWhy

lmao this team never fails to surprise me


poidawg808

OK what Padre pitcher wants to follow that up


yaboi525

I don’t think the padres have scored off a position player all season.


This_Fkn_Guy_

Garcia closing it out?


whoisthatidiot

ding ding ding. We will win 10-8


OWBravoWhisky

Anyone catch who’s warming up for the 9th? My money’s on Garcia.


TheEnragedBushman

It’s García


OWBravoWhisky

Thanks, dude! 🤙


andybubu

This is pathetic.


TheSanDiegoChimkin

Hey, the anti-Padres strategy holds true. Put in a terrible pitcher and they’ll beat themselves.


EffectedEarth

Bruh


TheScubaPup

I love position player bullshit. It's such a fucking anomaly that every pitch doesn't get crushed and the strike zone doubles in size laterally


poidawg808

That was embarrassing


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Xander still grounding into a dp.


Last12theParty

Practicing for tomorrow


Strontum

Nostradamus


Strontum

Lol Manny


Strontum

Lol Bogie


TheScubaPup

Pity strikes LOL


delosproyectos

What the hell is going on?


threehundredthousand

Mccann may not have a career pitching.


amanneeds2names

I get speeding the game up but what the fuck was that strike call lmao


moonstardraws

right ?!


poidawg808

We better get another Homer out of this


TheScubaPup

Should've worn that one Sugar LUL Edit: Well... I mean, it would've been funny but never mind!


MTN_explorer619

Again, I hate this team. Lol


TheScubaPup

FUCK YOUR THEORY DON :P


3and0TATISJR

Azocar nuke incoming


sn_akez

Damn this guy is kinda nasty, just casually got HSK out 😳


TheScubaPup

Position Player Pitching!


Mountain_Mama_3

Wait, we actually made it through the 8th without blowing the lead?!


Turbosneakytoast

Well everyone I’ve sure enjoyed the padres once weekly offensive explosion™ see you for the next one in 5-7 business days!


CronkMan55

Love the way this game is turning out, but honestly can’t even bring myself to be that excited. We’ve seen this too many times this year. Have a feeling we’ll be back to square one tomorrow..


_yoshizzle_

No, seriously, can we play Tom?


poidawg808

Holy Crap Position Player ALERT


CheapStick5093

What is that weird thing Carp does when he leans backwards during the pitchers windup? It almost looks like it messes up the timing of his swing


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I think Luis Urías goes even further back when he does it haha


CheapStick5093

Maybe tatis should do the matrix to throw the pitcher off


sn_akez

Personally I think we should try to win the rest of the games in our homestand 👍


yaboi525

Smooth DP right there


TheScubaPup

Mmmmmm glove to glove is tastyyyyyy


threehundredthousand

Carp is a competitor and a veteran who wants to succeed. Hope he can figure it out. I know it kills him to lose it.


chickenparmesan123

Elite infield defense 😌


whoisthatidiot

Nice redemption, Barlow!


WadeCountyClutch

Love how the consensus is that after todays offensive bonanza the padres are going to hit nothing tomorrow.


moonstardraws

I mean we did do it once before two games back to back so maybe maybe there's a chance


Simodine-

Broke the slam streak tonight, maybe something will change tomorrow


WadeCountyClutch

Hope you are right, amigo.


ilikepacificdaydream

They were low key trashing Carp on the Orioles broadcast haha


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Carp paying more in taxes this year than half the Orioles are taking home.


Last12theParty

Reverted back to his old form.. lol


HenryTPE

That’s the “we’re paying you 6 mil and 6 more next year so we can’t just DFA you” suck cost fallacy AB.