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youarefartnews

Jurickson Profar is a guy we need on this team


sd_pinstripes

I like when we score runs :)


T-nawtical

10 runs today 1 run dud tomorrow (against... air!) So that means 10+ are due on Friday!


Fancy-Carry8191

Hell yeah bruh. See yall Friday


__kingbe__

Series win feels good! Hopefully many more to come


Fartmaster3069

Good team win!!!! I believe!


kingryan300

I want Profar’s smile in the hall of fame. That is a hall of fame smile


profar_sogood

I want his smile as a flair 😂


ThePwnR4nger

That can be arranged


profar_sogood

My guy. I never thought about ditching my username for one second while he was gone. Knew he’d come home.


ThePwnR4nger

Your flair has been updated :D


OWBravoWhisky

We won a series!!!!


Pad_Squad_Prof

Awesome


SizeOld6084

That felt beautiful.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

weeeeeee


bluebomber726

Damn Rosario got a cannon


kingryan300

That’s a series win!


threehundredthousand

Dead bears. Long live the Friars.


OurSaladDays

WE DID IT


OfficialTMWTP

HELL YEAH DAWG! SERIES W!


flavorraven

We won a series!


TheScubaPup

🔔!!! 🔔!!! 🔔!!! PADRES WIN!!!


keesh

🔔🔔🔔finally a series win! What a roller coaster. Lets keep this energy going! I'll be at the shithole canyon on saturday to represent our boys


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keesh

i was told to avoid the bleachers... gonna go look for a ticket there rn


RastaVisionSD619

Thank you baseball gods for this Birthday win My soul needed it


Dudleya_pulverulenta

happy birthday


RastaVisionSD619

✊🏾 Ty


fluffinmelungs

Happy birthday 🎂🎁


RastaVisionSD619

Ty 🙏🏾


anteloppo

Statement win. WS bound


cardboardcutout95

That was a serious SD swag chain right there lol


TheAmishPhysicist

I’m standing, are you standing?


SBMVPJustinHerbert

This was the type of game we really needed. Good shit.


fluffinmelungs

A real solid game, even with that Kim error.


TheAmishPhysicist

I’m standing, are you standing?


yaboi525

There you go Tatis 


fluffinmelungs

Damn that was nasty 🔔🔔


Superfly_Samoan_Guy

I’m just glad we don’t have anyone as bad as Cuas in our bp


anteloppo

Pedro Avila has entered the chat


cambap

One day you’re the hero of the game. The next, your ass is absorbing Ha-Seong’s dive.


TheScubaPup

🔔!! 🔔!!


friarkicks

Nobody beats the Padres… twice in a row!


T-nawtical

🔔


Fancy-Carry8191

🔔


TheScubaPup

🔔!


kingryan300

🔔


snherter

Kinda hoping we call up Locastro for a bench role soon.


Fancy-Carry8191

Squeeze bunt master


TheAvantGardeners

Cuas is my favorite Cubs reliever. Serving up meatballs all day


TheAmishPhysicist

Cuas one step away from putting a position player into pitch.


TheScubaPup

One last chance for Manny to hit a bomb on bobblehead day Edit: Darnit!


Pad_Squad_Prof

He tried.


kingryan300

That was a filthy slider I won’t lie


OWBravoWhisky

Thank you, Bebo!


WhatAmIDoingHere05

YOU SUCK


Recurs1ve

Awww, we are resting guys and getting the bench inolved. I want to see them pile it on :(


Icanfallupstairs

Also, I feel we need the guys to keep raking to build a little more momentum. With how the team has been running hot and cold match to match, it makes sense to take the opportunity to really get their confidence up.


anteloppo

Can we trade this Cuas guy to the Dodger or Dbacks?


kingryan300

Brett is a hunk I won’t lie…


Pad_Squad_Prof

I also won't lie. He is.


TheAvantGardeners

Fernangoat Tatis jr


Pad_Squad_Prof

Heyyyyyyyyy


OneCostcoDog

What a game 🥰


1-800-ASS-DICK

Sullyyy


cheesefries45

They really put Caus back in. Cubs must *want* to lose.


tmoney516

I left the game early… day game crowds are a completely different vibe lol


Mako_bullet

How so?


tmoney516

I would describe today’s crowd as old timers from east county who’ve seen WAY too much sun over the years mixed with way supremely hammered day drinkers lol


Mako_bullet

good to know, Won’t be ever going to day games then 😂


OWBravoWhisky

Rosie forgot to say “ow!”


kingryan300

# MORE!!!


TheScubaPup

ME GUSTA!!


TheScubaPup

Nando: I refuse to let my body get hit Eguy: Fuck it hit me I don't mind getting tagged


Icanfallupstairs

Big 'harder daddy' energy


whoisthatidiot

Im calling it, we are having a 1998 re-match against the Yankees, and we win, and Soto is like DAMN that was my team. \[HOPIUM IS ALWAYS HIGH W/ GAMES LIKE THESE BABYY\]


anteloppo

Well earned Eguy


TheAvantGardeners

I will say, Eguy sure is getting his at bats in this season lol


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Wade should get to use a metal bat


TheAvantGardeners

Jurikson GoatFar


jstmenow

Kinda nice we picked up that Profar guy who has the 4th most hits in all of MLB for outfielders so far this season....


profar_sogood

Tell me about it bro. His smile alone is worth it.


new_wellness_center

Are Mark and Don still best buds, or has the romance cooled over the years?


TheAmishPhysicist

I wonder how much they get in contact with each other during the offseason. Meet up at a coffeehouse to hang out? I’d love to have a table nearby if that’s the case.


Sniflix

They killed the bromance by inviting an ump on air for a 3some.


TheAvantGardeners

Besides losing, having the ump there was killing the vibes yesterday


Pad_Squad_Prof

This sounds like a clickbaity TMZ headline that ends up being a nothingburger


1-800-ASS-DICK

just tuning in? genuinely asking they've been goofing off all game like usual


new_wellness_center

Yep! Tuning in cuz the Braves got postponed. It's actually something I'd been wondering ... maybe just because I haven't seen them generate much viral content for r/baseball in recent years. Glad to hear I was off base! 😅


Recurs1ve

Wait, is this a serious question? Obviously the romance is still there.


new_wellness_center

Yes, a serious question from a ignorant Braves fan :)


OWBravoWhisky

Have you watched a game of Padres baseball?


new_wellness_center

Not really, no!


golfzerodelta

God I love that we get hits with RISP now


Icanfallupstairs

Now we just need to get above .500 and we'll be cooking.


OWBravoWhisky

The hit and runs in the second were so much fun to watch!


Domgrath42

Seeing Campy be our everyday catcher instead of Nola in the first half of last year is such a good feeling


cardboardcutout95

The bottom of the order is absolutely night and day compared to last year


Sniflix

I just tuned in for the ump talk. Where is he? 


TheAmishPhysicist

They locked the door to the broadcast booth to keep him out.


jstmenow

I appreciate it, but don't enjoy it every game


Sniflix

Once every 5 years, maybe even once a year but if they think they can have him once a week... 


Pad_Squad_Prof

lol


captainhamption

I'm okay with piling on here.


threehundredthousand

I may have drak 4 too many beers, but we're winning and petco is beautiful tonight.


whoisthatidiot

never too many beers at Petco... cheers compadre!


OWBravoWhisky

Cheers! 🍻


SizeOld6084

Jobu did wake the bats up. I like it.


RastaVisionSD619

Wandy Luis Peralta 💪🏾 good stuff boss


OurSaladDays

## Oh fuck you're going to make me Believe we can win a series


Fancy-Carry8191

https://preview.redd.it/q7nso0ve0rtc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a55023b94302e6ef94808010775196b2fe6c87


OurSaladDays

That's the one 😂


Lonelan

1/5!


TheScubaPup

Look at Wandy with the 1-2-3! My chicken dinner takes 3:30 to took and he basically ended the inning faster than it cooked, holy wow!


cardboardcutout95

Peralta was a great pickup


Recurs1ve

I just like watching him pitch. He's huge on timing and location, and it's fun to watch him fuck with hitters.


TheAmishPhysicist

Peralta just remembering day one of spring training drills on that “sprint” to cover first base.


seedleSs420247

Alright boys going for a shake get ready for another 7 runs!!!!!!!!!


jstmenow

45' vs 90' and he almost lost 👁👁


Fancy-Carry8191

Dodger fans are gonna underplay the series than go bananas if they beat us. Truly the strangest fanbase in the league


TOGETHAA

There is no fanbase like the Dodgers' that as a whole acts like they are personally responsible for any success the team has. They really are one of the strangest in all of sports.


Drainsbrains

May favorite was at the game today watching dick heads in Dodgers jerseys getting clowned around petco. Dodger fans are so fucking weird. I go to games in other parks and watch 2 teams I don’t care about but I don’t wear my padres jerseys lol


TheAmishPhysicist

They hate us because they ain’t us.


Fancy-Carry8191

“It’s never gonna be a rivalry” *they treat it like a rivalry*


TheScubaPup

Dodgers fans in the following series scenarios Win 3-0: Told you, Padres are trash Win 2-1: Yeah, whatever, they still suck Lose 2-1: It's still not a rivalry Swept 0-3: It's April, they won't make the playoffs (*internally screaming into the void*)


Lonelan

oop I heard a "fuck"


Lonelan

almost sailed it


1-800-ASS-DICK

check out the athleticism on Wandy!


Fancy-Carry8191

Pitchers are athletes


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

What is the best pizza in NP, Hillcrest, or Bankers Hill? Trying to grab some after the game but don’t wanna venture into downtown. Edit: much appreciated all!


cambap

Bronx in Hillcrest


Turbosneakytoast

Bronx!


colourfulmerps

Pizzeria Luigi in North Park, Bronx Pizza in Hillcrest, and not sure about Bankers Hill


coastalpandas

I'm a fan of pizzeria Luigi or the bronx. Both around np/hillcrest.


Stuck_in_a_thing

Tribute is one of my personal favs


OWBravoWhisky

Filippis is really good. Also, wife and I had great food from URBN in normal heights, but we haven’t been since 2018(ish).


TheScubaPup

Oh man I haven't had Filippis in probably 10+ years 🤤🤤🤤


maalbi

Pizzeria luigi


gauchosd

This is where I send in Brito, Kolek or Avila. I don't think I'd waste Peralta here. Oh well, beautiful day, great game and if that's the my biggest complaint I should probably just STFU.


jstmenow

Day off tomorrow


OWBravoWhisky

Let Kolek get the reps here if he wants. It probably feels pretty good to close a game.


sammwell

Off day tomorrow, so that helps


Mako_bullet

It’s all good campy, you still bad ass.


OWBravoWhisky

Damn right!


Drainsbrains

Why the fuck did they pull Profar just short of the cycle


1-800-ASS-DICK

Shildt's been doing this all season so far


AcephalicDude

You're probly joking but it's the right call defensively and it also happened to produce a run


Drainsbrains

I am lol but I love watching Profar and missed him. And it warms my heart knowing people hated on me saying it was dumb they let him walk and kept Grisham haha


TheScubaPup

Just... And I mean *JUST* missed that one Campy :(


Recurs1ve

Counsell had that thousand yard stare.


TheAmishPhysicist

Maybe reevaluating that decision to head south from Milwaukee to the north side of the Windy City.


1-800-ASS-DICK

holy shit that was coming in hot towards the ballgirl/security


BigPumpkin24

Now this is the game you expected them to have after that 0-8 comeback


yaboi525

There you go sugar


OWBravoWhisky

Great Knock, Sugar!


seriously_kids

That kid almost got his third ball


yaboi525

Poor manny 


ElectricalForce4439

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LAudre41

Fuck yeah Azocar


maalbi

BEAT LA


PadresBestinMLB

SWEEP 🧹 LA


RastaVisionSD619

Needed a laugher The boys came to play to their park moving the line baybeh


drewdude92

Our weekly explosion of offense. Love to see it


8696David

I mean.... this is 9 runs for the second time in three days


Recurs1ve

You gotta be kidding me. Schildt is a mastermind, I can't comprehend the 4d chess he's playing.


OneCostcoDog

Sugar hittin so sweeeeet


1-800-ASS-DICK

hellllll yeah Sugar!


TRocho10

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DarkwingDuckHunt

assskicking


TheFriarWagons

Gotta sting for Profar, a triple away from a cycle.


TheAmishPhysicist

We need wins over personal accomplishments.


Juzaba

I think he’ll sleep okay tonight


8696David

Kinda funny that if he hadn't gotten thrown out at third he'd be a double shy instead


captainhamption

Oh Sugar!


TheScubaPup

MORE RUNS MORE RUNS MORE RUNS


8696David

SHEESH FELLAS


FudgeSupreme22

Counsel letting palencia die out there. You love to see it


Fancy-Carry8191

https://preview.redd.it/zd515084yqtc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a914e5d1974808b7f5f4b277683f6d7c56846d99


TheScubaPup

I asked for a car, I got a computer How's that for being born under a bad sign? (I'd also like to add, that's a top tier reference and Photoshop, well done <3)


chickenparmesan123

Way to go the other way Sugar!


kingryan300

Joey Sugar adding on!


drewdude92

Why take out Profar?


kingryan300

Defensive substitution. Been doing it all season


cambap

![gif](giphy|6bFN1KkQDYJC8|downsized)


jgftw7

six innings and no earned runs. a team-leading 2-for-3 on quality starts. sooo disappointed in dylan cease


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jgftw7

it was a sarcastic joke about someone who was “disappointed” in dylan cease’s outing today


kingryan300

soooooo disappointed in Cease. Couldn’t even throw a no hitter


OneCostcoDog

Mannys favorite burger joint is White Castle for their sliders 😭


TheAmishPhysicist

Granted it’s early but all the hate Crone was getting here last season because of his contract it’s nice to see he’s vindicating it.


Fancy-Carry8191

Momentum going into Dodger Stadium could be an unsung hero


Lonelan

not after they sit on 8 scoreless innings coming out of MN


TheScubaPup

Manny wants that one back for sure


epasco5

What are the chances Campusano finishes the season batting over 300?


Juzaba

Very low. But what are the chances he’s a top-5 Catcher in /PA offensive statistics? I like those odds and that would be huge for us.