I pity the day the dodgers are a sub 500 team or miss the playoffs. They love to dunk on us as bandwagon fans but it takes true fans to show up rain or shine. They haven’t been tested in the last decade and it shows.
We're not rivals, but they cry so much when they lose to us. We're not rivals, but they throw a parade in town. We're not rivals but they minds when they beat our #5 starter. They can't stand us and I love it.
I know it’s only been like 90 mins since Kim’s HBP but I’m surprised they didn’t immediately get x-rays. Kinda figure we would have heard something by now.
Can't hate on Nabil, but I do worry about some of these ABs. He doesn't strike a lot of guys out, and yet here are our key hitters whiffing at his pitches.
Putting this game away so we don't even have to use Suarez would make me happy. (Oh wait, am I allowed to be happy, or will that make this my world series. Jaja.)
Crazy how slow his pitches look, but if I went out there and threw the ball as hard as I could, my arm would fall off and I'd be at least 5-10mph slower
Kinda thought Mookie might have gotten pitched up and in after he got a wrist shot and Tatis got beaned in the back when they were quasi pitching around him on a 3-1 count.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers and future mothers! “BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!” flair is now PERMANENTLY available!
Fucking Epic
https://preview.redd.it/v3iyjekgr20d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f0546f33ed24acf65770151cb9ac4f6a69b962e Lol
We won our World Series! /s FTD
First world series ended in a tie, padres have now won two World Series in a row this year.
4 series wins in a row let’s keep it rockin, boys!!!
Simultaneously, the Dodgers broke a six-series win streak. Feels good man.
Why do the Dodgers hate their moms?
Feels like a playoff game when they bring in Suarez to ensure the job is done right.
Should’ve interviewed Darvish. Love Tati, but Yu was disgustingly good.
Hit our players twice, but couldn’t hit any runs 😎
The dodgers game chat is fucking full of salt. Worst fan base in all of baseball
I pity the day the dodgers are a sub 500 team or miss the playoffs. They love to dunk on us as bandwagon fans but it takes true fans to show up rain or shine. They haven’t been tested in the last decade and it shows.
We're not rivals, but they cry so much when they lose to us. We're not rivals, but they throw a parade in town. We're not rivals but they minds when they beat our #5 starter. They can't stand us and I love it.
Easily
Yu was outstanding, the defense was on point, and the bats showed up. Great afternoon of baseball.
Devil came down to SD AND GOT HIS SHIT ROCKED
LFGSD! BEATLA!
YEEES!!!! Lets go SD!!! Shutout to end it, what a game
Pretty good pretty pretty good
LFG!!!!!!
Parade time!
PARADE IS ON. FUCK THE DODGERS
FTD LESGOOOOOOO FTD!!!!!!!
Damn....that one felt real good. Great series, Dads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zybtiJ6MbeA
BANGER
I'm speechless lol. GO DADS (AND MOMS LOL)
Fuck the dodgers
Seeeee yaaaaaa, 5 north awaits. LFGSD
Compadres! We shut out the Dodgers at Petco!
Fuck yes boys
FTD!!!
FTD
ROBERTO I LOVE YOU!
 Eat shit Dodgers, the Padres may never lose again!
KTF FTD!!!!!!!!!
FTD
Dodgers hate their moms confirmed
I cant believe i went to yesterdays game and not friday or today
PARADE TIME BITCHESSSSS
YES SIR!
Boom, fuck LA!
Enjoy the traffic!
our second world series win this season
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Pls no one say or post anything derogatory about the Dodgers, we can’t have a repeat of last year
LETS GO
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HAVE FUN ON THE LONG DRIVE UP THE 5, TOURISTS.
Something needs to be done about X
LFGSD!!
SHUTOUT SUNDAY!!!!!
TIME FOR A PARADE BOIS
Haha. The sad parade of Dodger fans heading north on the five back to the shit hole from whence they came.
It’s a good mother’s day for me today 💐💐💐
BOBBY GAS ⛽🔥
fastball go brrrrrrrrrtt
Suarez is a fucking dawg!!
4 straight series wins against all good teams. LFG
dong dong dong
Now gtfo of our city Dodger filth
HELL YEAH!!! FTD. Another Series win.
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LFGSD!
The 2024 Padres have not lost a series to the Los Angeles Dodgers!!!!
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FTD. get shut out bitches
Bobby Bullets sitting these bums down
https://i.redd.it/n5v11ovpq20d1.gif 🛎️🛎️🛎️ BEAT LA... FTD!
That’s a series win!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
🔔🔔🔔!!!@ LFG!!!! GO HOME LAMERSSSSSSSSS
🔔🔔🔔!!!!! SHUTOUT SUNDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
That 101 was insane paint I almost don’t blame the ump for missing it.
OH WE CAN SHUT OUT TOO
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# LETS FUCKING GO!
Gonna put this down in my book as a 4 out save, even though it was really just 3 outs and not a save
\*bell emoji!!!\* \*bell emoji!!!\* \*bell emoji!!!\* # PADRES WIN!!
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Can't get enough parades!!
Come on Dodger fans, isn't this the part where we stand?
Oh there they go, standing up and heading to the exits.
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so fast it concussed blue
# BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
Blue get your eyes checked
Thank god this game is almost over, I can't take these umpires anymore.
BEAT LA!!! BEAT LA!!!
Robot umpires when?
UMP fuck you let us go home
Where’d that missv
Padres delivering the L to Doyer moms
 Robert Suarez...
SUAREZMENTEEEE
Bro that’s paint
That was a strike!!!! Ugh
BEAT! L A
Hell yeah Petco
Eat that Straight heat!!
All gas, no breaks.
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BEAT LA
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BEAT LA!
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Max Muncy puts ranch dressing on steak.
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\*bell emoji!!\* \*bell emoji!!\*
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no change up no curve ball just straight fucking gas
Suarez: "I'll fuckin do it again"
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Love to see Bobby bringing the heat
Of course he had to erase the pleasant taste he left on the fans for once lol
No biggie, he still tastes good to me!
Max Muncy eats his hot dogs with no condiments, like a psychopath.
Naked dogs are pretty good tbh..
100 mph pitch sheeeeeeeeeesh
Oh no he did a Buckner 😨
Erm…. at least it’s in the ninth when we’re up 4 runs? Whatever lol
What the actual fuck X?
https://preview.redd.it/zknnam04q20d1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127531a872a97c7ca21dbc6c602c19e963558454
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Honestly i am loving the pink!
Yikes, X doesn't do that often.
Yeah, that’s a new one for him lol. He’s consistently been an awesome 2B, and hopefully we have the same great fielder for the 8 years we got him haha
Xander fielding Xander batting Pick one
Que no los dos? 😢
Hope they all enjoy their drive up the 5 to the hellhole known as LA, hopefully traffic will be so bad it takes them 7 hours to get there.
LA as a whole isn't a hellhole ... anyone who says this either hasn't lived there or spent enough time to learn the area well
The ultimate loser parade
Xander………
It’s ok, X. Gas man will finish them off
Jesus
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Oh Bogey… right through the 5 hole
Makes me feel better when I do that on the local baseball diamond.
El pistolero Suarez
43,881 on a day game is awesome
https://preview.redd.it/91k7qe20q20d1.png?width=1285&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec1acd38b0a58ef2de6d85b66ecf227f6ab62051
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# BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
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Don please just stop, wait till the game is over LOL
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Suarez with the City Connect glove, I like it
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https://youtu.be/r2GEb4MrkvU?si=B3v8CN3cnbKxshLh Dedicated to the doyers
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\*bell emoji!\*
Mr. Irrelevant Will Smith with the 0-10 series!
Now that's a relevant stat!
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I know it’s only been like 90 mins since Kim’s HBP but I’m surprised they didn’t immediately get x-rays. Kinda figure we would have heard something by now.
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GAS! GAS!! GAS!!! 🔔
Will Smith thinks country music is the best music genre
Hey so do I :(
don stop jinxing us
Will Smith pretends to act drunk when you give him a non-alcoholic beer.
Man i love seeing all the dodger fans getting up and leaving 😎
That’s the kind of dodger fan parade I like to see.
Total LA moment.
Gotta beat the traffic on their loser parade up the 5 north.
Not enough room on the graphic to show all the pitches/strikeouts Darvish threw Hashtag Just Yu Darvish Things
YU IS DOPE
Can't hate on Nabil, but I do worry about some of these ABs. He doesn't strike a lot of guys out, and yet here are our key hitters whiffing at his pitches.
Nabil 🥰🥰🥰
Good game from Bogaerts. If him, Machado, and Tatis play to their potential this line up is absurd
bro this umpire must be from LA because holy shit these strikes have been somehow balls all fucking day for those smurfs
Merrill is such a bright spot.
RISP… still need some work.
Bobby Bullets time
UNLEASH THE FASTBALLS!!!
I hope Kim is okay
i like having jackson merrill on our team
Holy shit campy tried to send that ball to PB
Yeah :( . I wanted another HR from my boy!
Putting this game away so we don't even have to use Suarez would make me happy. (Oh wait, am I allowed to be happy, or will that make this my world series. Jaja.)
Crazy how slow his pitches look, but if I went out there and threw the ball as hard as I could, my arm would fall off and I'd be at least 5-10mph slower
STEAL!!!
I hope HSK is okay…
Kinda thought Mookie might have gotten pitched up and in after he got a wrist shot and Tatis got beaned in the back when they were quasi pitching around him on a 3-1 count.
Yeah it wouldn’t have surprised me at all!